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Mad Poster
#3776 Old 7th Sep 2021 at 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sugoisama
"It's a... GIRLBOSS!"

You have 3 chances to guess what the context was for this
I cannot guess what the context was. Please tell us!

All Sims are beautiful -- even the ugly ones.
My Simblr ~~ My LJ
Sims' lives matter!
The Veronaville kids are alright.
Lab Assistant
#3777 Old 23rd Sep 2021 at 10:04 PM
"Stop having so many babies!"
I was playing with the story progression mod and it made one of the couples have four children already.

"Why does nobody care that she's dying?"
One of my sims died from starvation and only the pet dog seemed to notice or care.
Link Ninja
#3778 Old 3rd Oct 2021 at 3:01 AM
"Who left half-eaten pizza on the coffee table? Jesus!"

right after this 'exchange'

Me: "Is this clean? no go clean it."
Husband: "Are you talking to me?"
Me: "No, my sim"
Husband: "Is...he going to talk back?"
Me: "No, I'm just telling him what to do. He needs to clean so he can get a better lawyer job, because you know, that's how sims works. (to sim) Go Study cleaning!"
Husband: 'Don't tell me what to do!"

Uh oh! My social bar is low - that's why I posted today.

Lab Assistant
#3779 Old 3rd Oct 2021 at 6:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sturlington
"If they didn't like your dirty joke the first time you told it, then they aren't going to like it the next three times you tell it either. So stop telling it!"


Sadly this phenomenon is not entirely restricted to the Sims could have had this exact conversation with several colleagues.
Scholar
#3780 Old 9th Oct 2021 at 8:07 PM
You do not need more pizza! Fine, be that way. Drown in pizza.
Greek houses lol

My Simblr
They/He
Mad Poster
#3781 Old 13th Oct 2021 at 7:57 PM
"You're going to have to leave those corn flakes or you'll miss school!"

All Sims are beautiful -- even the ugly ones.
My Simblr ~~ My LJ
Sims' lives matter!
The Veronaville kids are alright.
Instructor
#3782 Old 13th Oct 2021 at 8:21 PM
When sims complain all dramatic about being hungry instead of getting food: "Have I hindered you from eating??"
When sims start preparing food for themselves when I want them to wait for someone else or something: "Did I ask you to cook??"

I am Error.
Mad Poster
#3783 Old 13th Oct 2021 at 10:23 PM
Watching intense flirting between spouses:

"Oh, just go to bed and have sex, already, you two!"

Receptacle Refugee & Resident Polar Bear
"Get out of my way, young'un, I'm a ninja!"
My downloads of various stuff: https://www.mediafire.com/#myfiles (including funerals!)
Forum Resident
#3784 Old 18th Oct 2021 at 1:00 AM Last edited by sturlington : 18th Oct 2021 at 2:47 AM.
When the woman Dustin is having an affair with calls to invite him over and he asks if he can bring his friend Angela:
"No, Dustin, that's your wife. Don't be an idiot."

And when that same night, the burglar steals the brand-new telescope bought for a Sim on his birthday when he aged up to teen:
"The Pleasantview police are completely clueless!"
Test Subject
#3785 Old 22nd Oct 2021 at 2:22 AM
"Good GOD! And they say Meadow Thayer is the town hoe!"
No less than three of my teen boys in my neighborhood have double bolts with Opal Raymond, a Three Lakes local everyone keeps bringing home from school. It feels way too easy to make an "Everyone loves (Opal) Raymond" joke.
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