First night townie outing. It's going well until one of the townies plants herself right outside the door of the active sim's toilet stall, even though there's plenty of room, and won't budge; until finally she says: "I'm taking off now. I've got some things to take care of."

"Well, why didn't you, instead of parking yourself in the restroom, then?!"

"Wow, you need make up. Actually no, that makes you look like a prostitute. You'll just have to live with being ugly. How you ended up hideous when your sister is pretty is beyond me."

"Now give him some facial hair and PERFECT! He's the perfect mix of every creepy guy I've ever met! Now to set him loose on Pleasantview..."

"Wow, look at those eyebrows. What you need to go with those are some sideburns." Me, looking at Porfirio Beaker, Loki's son, who just grew up to teen.

Sim: *Belly laughs at toddler being passed out on the floor*
Me: "What's the heck is so funny about that?"

Sim: *Gets marriage proposal rejected for the third time*
Me: "Again?! Haha. Why no one wants to marry this dude?"

Sim: *Has baby off-screen due to Story Progression*
Me: "Wait, what? Wait, who did you have a baby by? I don't remember making you pregnant. Wait, what?"

Kristen Swanson: "I've got to get a new outfit to wear for my husband's funeral"
Me: "Ok, here's a choice-black dress, small veiled hat, and sunglasses."
Kristen: "Oh, I like! I like! It looks so stylish! I'm the bomb!"
Me: "You do remember that your husband has just died and you're going to his funeral, right?"
Kristen: "You would have to spoil my fun!"

I think I should change my clothing defaults - I am getting tired of that shirt.
(So I do. And go over the top, as usual, and replace every single thing in the clothing catalogue).

Playing - A sim head is floating around, with a black hand and a pair of shoes. Note to myself to change that one.
Another Sim comes by with a handsome blazer and shirt but no legs at all... You too?
And here comes a third one whose arms seem to be missing and another couple of heads floating around...

Oh, well, I think for now I am going to just put the old defaults back. Let me find the folder and swop them around.

WHAT FOLDER? .

Okay, then, all townies, back in your maxi outfits you go. I do not have time for this right now. There is a wedding party today.

"Stupid cow."

"You do know you could just have taken maternity leave, right?"

Jenny Smith wanted to quit her job, which I didn't think was a very good idea with Bigger Bills, even if it is just set to Level One. But it's her life, so I obliged - and she promptly rolled a want to have a baby. Bigger bills, no income and trying for a baby - not a good combination there, Jenny!

"Come on, scare me you coward!!!"
"Ugh, Simon, why are you such a pussy?"

Mortimer Goth rolled the want to see a ghost, and luckily, it just so happened that Simon Crumplebottom was out haunting at the moment. So I had Mortimer chase Simon as he floated around the Goth Manor several times, in hopes that Simon would scare him and fulfill the want.

"Uhhh, about that. You just missed him."
I was playing the Curious family today, and Vidcund got abducted by aliens. Since he had gained a lot of science enthusiasm attempting to summon aliens, the science hobby instructor came to give Vidcund his pass to the Science hobby lot... the literal exact moment he was whisked away to space. Did the hobby instructor throw the membership card into the tractor beam or something?
"Oooh... the cursed pregnancy jingle... Whelp! This'll be fun to explain to Bianca!"
Since Vidcund is dating Bianca Monty, I imagine she's going to have a lot of questions.
"Why can't you make Spaghetti??? ...Oh. Your nephew."
Vidcund complained something was in his way as he tried to make himself dinner. Turns out it was his nephew, Tycho, just lying on the kitchen floor.
"Stop playing chess! A birthday is happening!"
Pascal decided to sit down to play chess right as he got home from work... even though I was having Nervous age up Tycho right then.

"Throw it away, and start again!"

Judging by the amount of smoke, I suspect that might have been a kitchen fire if I hadn't had the "No More Fires" mod.

[EDIT]

"Nothing is in your way! Knock it off!"

"Oh! ...Hi, Mary-Sue..."
Herb Oldie was on a date with someone that was NOT Coral at the park, when I noticed that his daughter was there, playing chess, watching her father cheat on her mother.
"I see she's mad about it, but why isn't she doing any... oh."
I saw that Mary-Sue was angry, judging by her frustrated noises and relationship losses as Herb kept on with the date, but I wondered if she was going to do anything about it, until she dashed up to her dad and started poking him, and eventually ATTACKING him. (She won, btw)
"Good news, Herb! You're not a cheater anymore!"
When Herb went home from his date, I had Coral whip up some Spaghetti for herself... which promptly caught fire. I had forgotten to install a fire alarm, and I couldn't get her to stop panicking and extinguish the fire, resulting in my first unintentional sim death in years, all while Herb was obliviously sleeping upstairs.

"That's what you want!? But you already did that today!"

"Oooh, that's such a terrible idea! Go for it!"

"Edwin! You're absolutely shameless! First you break up her engagement, and ruin her life, then you're chasing her all over town and making out with her in public! What am I going to do with you!"

"That loaded fast!"
"Wait, this house was this small?"
I did something marginally useful for my birthday by installing AGS and trying it out by building the first thing that came to mind, all-expansions but no CC. It's a house I lived in as a child, and because of this, I remember it as bigger than it was. I believe the bathroom was larger than the Sim-version needs to be to fit all fixtures in the right places, due to the real one having an oversized bathtub...but for all I know, it only looked oversized because I was so much smaller. The beds, though, I suspect were proportionally smaller than Sim double beds (European/U.S sizing difference, as well as old beds from when people tended to be smaller), and yet I was able to fit the bedrooms together without anything that looks likely to cause a stompy-fit. I think the doors will stick, but that's realistic enough...
"Still not a starter?" I could have actually built it on a smaller lot. Might try Lot Adjuster for my next feat...
"I miss OMSPs..." Building no-CC is tiring!
"The Travelers would like this!"

"I'm a little scared."

I was testing out some custom cribs to make sure they worked. After the third time I told my sim to take her baby out of one crib and put him in the next one she turned her head and gave me this LOOK, as if to say: 'Wtf, I JUST did this and you're going to make me put him in another new one? I will hurt you.'

I have to sell this bench.
(because shop owner prefers to sit on the bench instead of running her business)

OKAY, NOW I WILL HAVE TO SELL THE CHAIR TOO

No comfort allowed in this sweatshop!

Something like that....

"It's a... GIRLBOSS!"

You have 3 chances to guess what the context was for this

When one sim rings the doorbell while my playable sim is in the middle of wohooing another: Ok, hold on. I'm coming! ... sigh ... I guess I'm talking to both of you now.

"If they didn't like your dirty joke the first time you told it, then they aren't going to like it the next three times you tell it either. So stop telling it!"

I cannot guess what the context was. Please tell us!