Well, I have been thinking. I have been appointed numerous titles in life...Which ones did real life people put on you?

Well, due to my constant health monitoring in both physical and mental aspects, my father and mother dubbed me a "Professional Patient" as I've been to the hospital and doctor's offices more times than I care to count!

Now it's your turn.

My Lub - from my husband because he lubs me.
Autistic - from my mother because I don't have friends and am quite good at things that most people around me are not good at.
Little Dude - from my dad coz I was the first born child and therefore his little dude (even though I'm female).

Only really food related. I was dubbed "Pancake Queen" by my friends because I'm the best at home-made pancakes, and I also used to be the "Cheese Toastie (grilled cheese) Queen" but have since lost that title to my other half.

King of the Cow-pies... for not watching where I was stepping, repeatedly.

Well, poop!

Me and my friend call each other (and other people when they're being stupid) "King of Dingus".

My older brother is known as Holland, so his buds call me Dutchy.

One of the towns I went to school in would bestow Pancake Queen on a girl every year. I think it was for some kind of fundraiser. The town also had Cow Queen for their annual parade. I remember being pretty shocked the first time I heard about it.


Well, my most fun title was "Anonymous Psychic" in conjunction with a science journal written on quantum physics. My parents were so proud. Nevermind that we couldn't understand half of what the paper was talking about. We just knew that my experiences were in it, so that is all that mattered to us. However, I have since taken a greater interest in quantum physics since then, and I have a somewhat firmer grasp on it.

My not-so-exciting titles have included: a Brownie in the Girl Scouts, a 4-H'r, Photography Editor (for the school paper), Graphic Designer (for a few print magazines), College Lecturer, and several church-related titles over the course of my youth. As a teacher, my favorite title given to me by a student was Free Spirit. Other than family titles, I really can't think of one better suited to me than that.

Edit: After writing about the Cow Queen, I ended up getting Pratchett's "Where's My Cow?" stuck in my head. ...Where's my cow? Have you seen my cow?...

My family calls me the "Queen of the Fridge", because I'm the only one who bothers organizing our shelves and drawers in there. I also tend to annoy people when they put food on the wrong shelf. "No! The nectarines don't go in the dairy drawer! Noooo! Move your stinky cheese off of my blueberries!"

And then, when I take a break from my... refrigerator duties, I suppose is how you'd put it... People start wondering why they can't see anything in the fridge!

My main titles were/are bitch, asshole and lazy ass. They wouldn't bother me so much if my dad hadn't given me them.

My dad and my calls me slave, cause I do things for them.

^^Horrible! I am giving them both a time out for bad dad behavior.

A friend dubbed me the Goddess of Ice Cream because of one incident, and he never let it go. :/

I was issued with a title once that sadly I cannot possibly repeat here. I suspect the female who gave it to me was still under the influence of wine at the time.

Go on...

Modesty forbids it to pass my lips ...

Anyway --- moving on

You're such a Tease™! <--look, a new title for you, and it's trademarked!!

mmmm ... ice cream. You know, last year (very hot here), I bought an ice cream maker. <maxon wanders off to kitchen>

But you're typing. Therefore, it will be contained within your fingers, not come out of your lips. Unless you type with your tongue.

Yay!!! sings *I has a title, I has a title!*

Besides monickers and designations that everyone here probably knows, I very recently became a Cinnamon Roll.

Forget Thran, I want to hear about @hugbug993 's ice cream incident.

Sweet but spicy?



I can guess T.O's title. He already has Elf Lord. And some elf maiden under influence of wine, yeah....

But I, too, want to know about this ice cream.

Totally agree ... So ... this ice cream ... what exactly happened?

Indeed, "Lord Thran, Master of Tease, Piper of The Ladies"

Is there a lot where you live? Do you live in the Midst of Texas Long Horn's?

Scary thought