Try that happening with twins in the house.

Baby A cries for diaper change, parent goes to lecture that baby. I xcl the parent's action and direct them to change the diaper at the changing table. Just as the parent picks up Baby A Baby B begins to cry. Of course the parent has to put baby A on the floor to yell at baby B. To make matters worse elder teen sister comes to lecture baby.

"Don't yell at the baby hurry up and change her diaper before she wakes her brother."

"why does it take you so long to pick up the baby- No don't put the baby on the floor to yell her broth-"

"You!" at teen "stop yellin at- get out off the effin' way!" *ugh*

I hate it when a sim takes *so* long to get the baby out of the crib. My sim did it before and i found myself yelling 'COME OOOON!!!' out loud.

I'd be telling the teen, "Here, you're an extra hand--change the other twin's diaper!"

(I typically have two changing tables for twins instead of just one.)

I had a married female sim who I was having the hardest time getting to be unfaithful, even though she and her husband only had two bolts, wheras her new crush, though also a two-bolter, seemed more attractive to her, but she still took forever to get with him.
"GAAH, will you just SLEEP with him already!"
"Damnit why can't you just have an affair and pop out his lovechild like a GOOD girl?!?!"

She only loves her husband...heheheh

Yeah, normally I'd commend that amount of fidelity, but when you WANT an affair (or something else drama-enducing) to happen, it can get pretty frustrating, especially since she seemed to be just flat out playing hot-and-cold with the new boyfriend!

Said to a Sim in my Sims' night club who was complaining that there was a potato chip bag on the floor:

"What are you whining about? You're the one that put it there, you slob!"

(Most Sims are good about throwing away their trash.)

"Hm. The penguin seems to be talking about missles."

And many WTF's, WTH's, and OMFG's when Sims are being complete morons.

When I wanted my sim and his wife to go to the restaurant lot they just bought.

"Get in the car. Get in the car! Why aren't you getting in the car? Why are you jump roping. Dammit he's leaving without you, now I have to make him come back and get you."

Why can't sims get in the car before the driver does?

"Who told you to do that? You need to eat, then sleep!"

Numerous occasions.

"Noooooo what are you doing? Don't try for a baby you just bloody well had one! Please don't make the lullaby sound, please don't make the... crap. Now look what you've done and you guys can't afford a bigger house yet either."

Yeah, I'm still finding the adjustment to having ACR a bit harsh.

My first Sim since returning to the series has given me a few noteworthy annoyances

"Stop blogging about your hobby and EAT!"
"NO! Don't kiss her! How many loves do you need?" (This happened twice, I had simmed 3 of my friends to live in the other 3 playable slots of the apartment building and my sim kissed them all. After that I just decided to see how many he could get...Got to 6 before he stupidly kissed one while another was watching...Cue the slaps.)
"What is your problem you stupid townie! (Idiot insists on fighting and irritating everyone in the apartment. Really wish I could just kill him off and get someone new in here.)

*After getting to gen six without pulling out all my hair* "YES! YES! I did it!" And then collapsing from not sleeping.

"What the... Your. Girlfriend. Is. Right. THERE!"

"What? Oh no, I don't mind, just ATTACK YOUR SIBLING RANDOMLY!"

Or my very favorite:

"Wait, Go WHAT?" *Not exactly the nicest thoughts from the cheerleaders.*

I love this thread xD

"STOP HAVING A TANTRUM, I'm trying to make you watch TV. See? Lovely, lovely TV." *Sim continues tantrum anyway*

Oh yes, I almost forgot...

"STOP BRINGING FRIENDS BACK FROM SCHOOL. PLEASE BE A LONER SO MY GAME WILL RUN FASTER."

You need the School bus/Homework hack from twojeffs at Simbology. (It is in the "Misc Feature Adding Mods").

Yesterday I was going: "Do NOT take that baby back on the cold bathroom floor. He does not belong there! *eyeroll* Now pick him back up!"

Obviously I need to relocate the mod for reserving a bed for a baby...

"WOOF! your a howler should I tie you to a fence and get you a bowl"
"WTF are you moaning about there is an other pc over there go and use it!"
"Fan-Flaming-Doobie invite hot chick over for a date then wee all over yourself because a tree is on fire!"
"WTF an other tree on fire. Right no more tree's"
"Hells Bells it's a radio turn it off, stop whinging go back to sleep and do not pass out! Alright then pass out"
"Oh sim you are a stupid S.O.B I may have to bring the cowplant out of retirement"
"Holy Hell, evil witch again more cockcroaches more wailing and gnashing teeth"
"THATS YOUR VERSION OF HOT! I dont think so pal"

"Put down that juice and change your daughter's diaper--NOW!"

Dumb a** Sims doing dump a** Sim Sh**.

God I love this game.(TS2)

"Don't touch the kid! Leave the kid al- I told you not to touch the kid!" (To butlers or nannies who want to play with toddlers/babies when I am trying to have parents teach toddlers to walk/talk/potty train or when trying to let babies sleep but the service sims want to be a pain and interrupt parent's interactions with their children...stupid service sims)

WHY IN THE EFFING WORLD ARE YOU RELAXING YOU STUPID PREGNANT WOMAN!!!!!! YOUR NEAR STARVING BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO F&%&*(^ WANT TO EAT!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
thats what I say in my head. What I really say
"Oh, come on, your near starving you R^&!@$." (shouldn't really say that).

"Less talking--more eating!"

A family dinner is fine, but when I want a child to hurry up and eat so they can do their homework before they pass out, it's best that they eat alone.

(I check on their Hunger need and if I think they're coming home hungry, I make sure there's leftovers in the fridge for them.)

They SHOULD come home with their hunger bar almost fully green - kids & teens eat at school, and adults with jobs at work. In my case it's the fun bar I need to watch - kids especially often end up completely red regardless of whatever they were doing BEFORE school!
Though with the "Partial Homework Credit" mod I have installed I'll get them to do what they can (unless it's totally red and I know there's no chance of them working) and let the grades shift in accordance with however much they do.

I have found that if, during the work/school day their Hunger drops by more than halfway down, they will eat at work/school.

If I have a Child whose Hunger is fully green when they get on the bus, they will be hungry when they get home--it doesn't drop enough during the time they're in school. So I just let them leave for school with their Hunger somewhat depleted, Teens even more so because their school day is shorter. (If they come home hungry, and their carpool comes at 2 pm, then they eat at work.)

Most of my stuff i have yelled at my computer will not make it past the censor.

I am a cruel task master in that i work my sims very hard, the work will be done before you play, if you eat you will clean up after yourself, if you slop the toilet you will clean it, period. Most of the time it is situational so there is some set up to what i yell.

1) It is getting late, and yes i have been busting that ass (skill building), so i let the sim get close to the end of thier energy bar. I have orders in the cue to pee, shower, set alarm, sleep in PJs, i mean your done all you have to do is what is in the cue. My sim will break the fourth wall, yell at me "i am tired" then cancel all orders in the cue and head straight for bed. Me "oh no you did not!" "I was going to let you clean the toilet in the morning but guess what" at which point i select pee,clean,shower, set alarm, sleep in PJs. I might add that at this point i also yell "and if you fall asleep on the floor you will just lay there too, just do wtf i tell you no one said anything about you thinking.

2) I have a fem sim with a new baby, i have spent considerable time just loading up the cue with cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle... anyway you get the idea. Her and the child are in the low 90s in thier relationship scores, the child is fed bathed and asleep when i send her into the kitchen to address the yellow hunger state she is in. I load the cue; eat, put leftovers away, pee, shower, I get up to refresh my drink and i come back, the serving plater is on the counter, the plate is on the floor right next to the dinning room table and she is standing over the crib holding the kid. I really need a mod called bitch slap selected sim. Anyway i loose it literally, i yell Bitch WTF are you doing in there! You are about to fall over dead from hunger, she is in red hunger now, you wake up the kid, you completely cleared the orders in the cue that is it no more autonomy, at which point i go into game settings and turn it off. I yelled with such annoyance, i literally scared my dogs out of the room, i had to pause the game and go console my pups, petting and cookies all around.

3)Another baby moment god they are SOOOOOO stupid when a kid is involved. Anyway a long night has just passed i put the sim away pretty wrecked but i maxxed out body and charisma (both at 10) before they went to bed. I got her up early enough to pee, shower, change diaper at which point the nanny should arrive, which would give me time to feed her before work. In doing this i will send her to work at 11 all in the green, pushing the car pool to 1030 for her to eat. (I am not sure how important it is to send them to work in the green i so I work real hard to do that daily, hygene, hunger, energy etc). Anyway i set the cue to eat, and i see her cancel it to go grab baby, i cancel order and set her to eat, she cancels it AGAIN! and goes to hold baby, at which point i yell "bitch i will send you to work hungry! get your ass back in there and eat." She takes 2 bites gets up and wants to hold baby, at which point i yell "fuck that kid sit your ass down and eat". I have spent the last 30 in game minutes fighting with her about that kid, who by the way is fine, asleep, in a clean diaper and the nanny is just walking in the door making a beline for the kid to feed it which is exactly how i planned it. I sent her to work hungry in yellow, god was i pissed.


This female romance, level 10 body, charisma, creativity, single mom top of the porn star proffession making 3000 simoleans a day has turned from beautyful to a pain in my ass. I think when the child dropped it must have dragged her brain out too. She has with out a doubt turned from minimal oversite required to your not allowed to do any thinking at all, a micro managment hell. I do not understand it either her aspirations are generally met, she wants for nothing that i can see, but all she wants to do is stand around holding that kid. I could see if thier relationship was low but it shows low 90s both short and long term. I am so burned out on kids that at this point if i make another sim there will never be any kids at all. A lesson to everybody in the world children ruin things, run, RUN very fast!

I have a "smartie" family with spouses and they are no where near this much trouble when 2 kids were introduced. Yes there was some leave the kid alone moments but not like this. I mean dam this is not becomming fun anymore it is almost constant work. Any suggestions?

Asai

Hmmm....What did i used to say...ah of course, stuff like;
"You dare have free will? FLAME'D."
"Another baby?! STARVATION'D!"
"Twins?! Oh no, no no no!! !! DROWN'D!"

...yeah, I love killing them...

"Do you ever feel pain knowing I can kill you in a split second if you disobey me...? There IS a Hogwarts Castle I could electrocute you in and no one would know..."