I think the paperboy left something by the mailbox.....




Lets dance the Hula.





The fish wisperer.

The nannies need help knowing where to walk:

Come and stay at the B&B with burnt lunch and a floor show.


And it's only the second day of opening!


*hums* "what a lovely day."

River Land finished serving the mac and cheese, then went to grow his niece Rhein up. Without putting down the empty bowl. He hung onto it while pottytraining her, too.

"Why do you keep coming in here, Andrew?"
"Um - you've got a computer?"
"So you come in to stare at the screen while I'm asleep? You never use it, you just sit there."
"Uh -"
"You coming to get an eyeful? Go on, look. It's a body. Get over it. And get out of my room."

Admiring the Art by Peni G, on Flickr

Working Side by Side by Peni G, on Flickr

Um, is that going to be good for the baby?

I can't take credit for this picture, but it must be shared. I snagged this gem from a Sims story I read a longgg time ago on the official TS2 website. It made me laugh so hard I just HAD to save it to my pictures. Now, I'm glad I did since the site is shut down.

I can't remember the caption exactly, but it was something about om nom nom marshmallows.

This happened in my Apocalypse hood. Everyone was miserable. The sinks were broken, the toilet was clogged, dirty diapers, dishes, and bottles littered the floor. Spencer ended up walking around butt naked for about 6 sim hours. He was so depressed he couldn't be bothered with wearing clothes.

jayevonne:

About the last picture. ... Is steam coming out of her ears?

Asylum fail



Nice memories......


10 seconds later she died to

Sorry, Roxmaniac, but I think I speak for more than myself when I say I don't quite understand what's going on in these pictures. Why is everyone dying? Is this really due to a glitch?

This is only funny when you know that the graduate is the smoochee's old boyfriend, who was about to introduce his little sister to his old girlfriend, when his brother came along and decided to make out with her. Unfortunately, this wound up not happening because...

...because DAGNABIT COW HE'S KICKED YOU OUT THREE TIMES! Those are the graduate's parents, triple bolters who've never dated anybody else! She was roommates with the biggest dog on campus and never even thought about flirting with him! I think anybody would've quit without saving under the circumstances.

Joe Grundstrom is less fascinated by the content of Annie Newson's conversation than by the unusual way she says it.

"Dude, I couldn't help noticing you're striking out. Would you like some advice?"
"Sure thing!"
"I don't care what her turn-ons are, don't wear your speedo to the restaurant. Just don't."

Mason Young loses his head by jumping on the lower bunk of a bunk bed:

That must have hurt!

There's nothing keeping you from using the restroom, nanny:



Brandon London used the bunny bear to talk through to his wife, but I x-ed it out and it became attached to him:



The bunny bear was still attached when they woohooed on the couch!

I'm new to having servos in my game, and I've discovered that they are better off sold than activated.


For instance: why do Servos have wants and fears if they don't age? Here's a servo who "wanted" to take a dip in the hot tub when I sent her out to fetch groceries. She suddenly started emitting smoke!




I then had to wait until morning before she finally came to.


... Then he showed up.

Right. SOLD! for six thousand simoleons.

Effelenn, please stick to the '4 pics per post' limit.

[QUOTE=Effelenn]I'm new to having servos in my game, and I've discovered that they are better off sold than activated.QUOTE]

I'm NOT new (in any sense), but I keep trying to find some use for them. They're worse than nannies; they are a horrible example of "when robots think they're human"!

Annika retires to her bedroom, getting ready to go to sleep. She leaves Marisa and Tosha in the living room with plates of spaghetti and meatballs, plates that they have commented as being delightfully scrumptious! Tosha says that the spaghetti sauce tastes like crude oil. Yum!

I've found out why everyone hates the maid.

If she doesn't poke them first

They poke her. This is a new hood and I've never seen so many fights involving one sim. She has at least 3 enemies and more getting close to being enemies.

Oh ... There's a limit? Sorry.

Yes, but its ok for now, but make sure you read this section's guidelines: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=343082

It's morning, Daniel wants to shower before work, and he can't get into the bathroom because his half-brother is telling his pregnant wife a dirty joke. He sees nothing odd in this.

Lily finds it easier to discuss world events with her strawberry plants than with her father-in-law, the grouchiest man in Drama Acres.

Speaking of the grouchiest man in Drama Acres: "Of course my wife won't let you into the restroom! She's unclogging the toilet and anyway we closed half an hour ago! Scram, you bloodsucking cow!"

Captain Hero serves tacos. His daughter's having some friends over, including some boys, and he just likes to remind them he's around.

Peni: love those faces! I've taken a fancy to "the uglies".
And here's my pic: pretty obvious what was actually happening; well it isn't HIS baby, he just volunteered to feed it. But you can actually see the baby's legs on the plate. Yum, fresh baby with mash.
Disclaimer: no actual babies were harmed in the filming of this documentary.

That pics is so funny.

Hang on Beau, it's gona be a bumpy ride! Go Brandi, go!



The Nanny freaking out because she's stuck on the stairs while Cassandra Goth smiles evily at her predicament.

Don´t ask...