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Test Subject
#976 Old 11th Dec 2021 at 4:45 PM
"I'm kind of bummed out..."

"Why?"

"My new date just doesn't get how into music I am"

"You just have to show him how into it you are, and maybe he will be more interested..."

"I tried that and it just pushed him away..."

"What did you do?"

"......"

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Field Researcher
#977 Old 20th Dec 2021 at 7:01 AM
"i would like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
*sigh* OMG take me off your calling list.
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Have you ever walked into a room & forgot why you went in there?
What if God is playing The Sims & he just cancelled your action.
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Test Subject
#978 Old 29th Dec 2021 at 6:36 PM
"So your baby is obviously unwell, tell us what's going on"

"I'm a witch by trade and I mistook the frogs breath for formula, then this happened..."

"My best advice is give the youngster 2 spoonfuls of worms wart and call me in the morning"

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Mad Poster
#979 Old 30th Dec 2021 at 3:19 PM
"I'm tellin ya it was right THERE! A big thing in the sky! It sucked a man clean off the ground "
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Forum Resident
#980 Old 20th Jan 2022 at 3:54 PM
"This wasn't in the job description."

You can call me Diddy (or Eve, if you want to go by my real name) :)
My Simblr is simping-simmer. Come and join me there for a chat!
You can also find me on the MTS or PBK Discord servers under the name 'Evenfall'.
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Mad Poster
#981 Old 25th Jan 2022 at 8:04 PM Last edited by grammapat : 3rd Feb 2022 at 6:33 PM.
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Originally Posted by didyouevenmakeasound
"This wasn't in the job description."


"Wow, a store with fully-stocked shelves!" {That's a referral to the empty shelves in US grocery stores}
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#982 Old 3rd Feb 2022 at 7:47 PM
I really hate this new line of maternity clothes...


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Mad Poster
#983 Old 5th Feb 2022 at 6:13 PM
Yea, I know about "do your own thing", but I still think people should get married before they start a family.
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#984 Old 5th Feb 2022 at 7:20 PM
I think I've found the problem... your armpit smells of feathers and you have a pillow in your backside.

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Mad Poster
#985 Old 8th Feb 2022 at 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by simsample
I think I've found the problem... your armpit smells of feathers and you have a pillow in your backside.

==Gave me a laugh, remembering "Your mother is a (what was it? a gerbel?) and your father smells of elderberry"

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#986 Old 8th Feb 2022 at 12:20 AM
"I fart in your general direction, you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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Mad Poster
#987 Old 8th Feb 2022 at 5:34 PM
Exactly! And for your picture: "Yea we are all good friends here. But blue hair is stupid. MY hair is umm cutting edge:.
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#988 Old 8th Feb 2022 at 6:22 PM
OMG! My thumb is humongous!

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Mad Poster
#989 Old 27th Feb 2022 at 4:23 AM
I am NOT an alien, they are white and have wiggly tentacles like this.....
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Lab Assistant
#990 Old 22nd Aug 2022 at 2:53 AM
"One, two, three, one, two, three, and twirl!"

"Come on, the song ended 10 minutes ago!"

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#991 Old 14th Sep 2022 at 9:48 PM
@LauraPamplonaS "I'm going to ignore the fact that the sky is purple, there are stars in the daytime and my trousers defy gravity. Because- look! There's a bird!"

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Forum Resident
#992 Old 14th Sep 2022 at 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraPamplonaS
"One, two, three, one, two, three, and twirl!"

"Come on, the song ended 10 minutes ago!"


I love that purple sky. I use it all the time for my fantasy lots.
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#993 Old 15th Sep 2022 at 12:00 AM
@pianogrinder Make a funny caption and then post a funny picture. Got any good screenshots?
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#994 Old 22nd Sep 2022 at 10:57 PM
As there have been no more funny captions, I'll post another:
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Field Researcher
#995 Old 23rd Sep 2022 at 8:17 AM
"Nah, I don't know what Viking punk rave metal fusion is, mate. But have you heard 'East Riverblossom Fiddle Band'? Their version of 'Three Lake Slap Dance' is a right gas!"
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#996 Old 23rd Sep 2022 at 9:15 AM
@AnMal ! Post a picture, AnMal!
Field Researcher
#997 Old 23rd Sep 2022 at 10:23 AM
Oh dear, I'm getting old (Mr AnMal says "Getting?!"). Forgot to actually put the picture in! Here it is:

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#998 Old 23rd Sep 2022 at 5:13 PM
Me too AnMal! Today I forgot what I was doing half way through making a cup of tea.

Caption: *whispers in ear* 'Excuse me old chap, do you realise thta green fur is out of fashion?'

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Lab Assistant
#999 Old 24th Sep 2022 at 3:06 PM
"Told you we were living in a simulation."
"That thing in the sky? No! That's just climate change. Oh, you and your conspiracy theories!"

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Mad Poster
#1000 Old 29th Sep 2022 at 2:20 AM
If you move that piece, you're dead"
Sorry, no pics...new Windows 11 computer is useless. Can't install game. sob

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