Person: It's over. I don't care if you change. I don't care if you really love me. I don't care if you make it right. You blew your chance, it's over and I'm moving on. I'm just flat out done. D. O. N. E.

I'm sorry, i don't like you, I only went out with you to make you happy, your just not my type!

A: Geez someones in a bad mood today. just because YOU aren't happy doesn't mean I cant have a conversation I am working so you can just concentrate on your own work. I was in a good mood and now I'm not So thanks a lot.

B:You are the most clueless introverted person I know. Thats not bad, go out and meet people do things and don't be afraid to go to FNL or something. Seriously .

B:you don't know do you? You don't know I like you? Its been shcool knowledge since late october.
Only you could have have not noticed.

Person 1: Go for a different guy, he does drugs and is in probation! Are you stupid!?

Person 2: You're such a Slut, stop toying with other people's emotions!

Person 3: You're living in a dream world, get a life!

Person 4: Leave me alone I don't need you're help!

Person 5: Oh my god! Leave my dog alone he hasn't done anything to you! Get a life dope bag!

Person 6: FOR FUCK SAKE STOP HARRASING MY DOG!

Person 7: STOP SLEEPING IN THE DAY AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN DOG YOU CRACKER!

Lol I feel much better.

Boyfriend: You're amazing and I love you, but I'm sick, irritable, and tired and I don't feel like talking. Not to you, not to anyone. If it weren't for the paper-thin walls of our house that result in you hearing me every time I as much as move and knocking on the wall to say you want to talk, I'd be lying in bed watching something mindless. I'm not in the mood to reassure you because your best friend for years is suddenly ignoring you, it's not my problem he has issues with you interacting with someone else than him, and it really isn't your problem, either, because he's a shitty friend and a hopeless cause. I'm not your mother, I'm your girlfriend, I'm not going to tell you what you should and should not do. Right now I'd probably strangle you if you'd come within eyesight of me. Please go watch a movie with your family or something, because I just want to be alone.

Arhghablargavergenshtofemtk!!!!
Seriously come on _____ your my friend you could have at least told me that you didnt tell ____
I sat through that entire class thinking ______ Knew.

Wow, (insert fake name here). You really are stupid, oblivious, and immature. The worst part is, I can't stay mad a you. Either act like a normal person or get out of my life entirely, because seeing you every day and knowing that I can't talk to you is beyond frustrating.

Wow, this is like some kind of online group rant XD. I needed to get that out of my system.

So you've taken the dog back to get rehomed have you, mother. Well that's great but I can't argue with because you'll just bring up the whole 'why don't you go live with you're dad than' because you know that I hate him and would rather go into care than live with him. And I know we only had her for six weeks and she wrecked the house but you were told that she would and could have taken her straight back but no, you had to wait until we got attached to her.

How arrogant are you!? I know for a FACT that you're lying just to impress your friends. Well, you know what, its not impressive, its downright sad. Please, it did no take you a full day to make that! I could make that in 20 minutes, tops. Please, get a life!

Boyfriend: Please grow a backbone. I want to see you before I leave tomorrow, so please ignore your mother and come here.

Why don't you just fuck off and ask someone who actually gives a shit, if there's any sad loner nolifes out there that would actually do such a thing!

person 1: you never leave me alone, and your annoying as fuck. stop constantly being right beside me because you're not even my friend.

that's all I really needed to say right now, i'm sure ill say more later.

Fuck you. Just fuck you.

That is all.

This is all stupid. You probably wouldn't notice if I died just because I'm not the loud and popular one. Go ahead, trail her around like puppies because you just want someone to control you but I'm DONE. There's this stupid obsessive hierarchy among you guys and I don't even understand it. I'm over the bad stuff, but I'm never forgetting that you, my "friends", were the reason I cried myself to sleep and couldn't even look in the mirror without breaking down. Just don't drag ____ into whatever's going on with you, she's already hurt enough.
Oh, and don't pretend to like something I like when you so obviously don't: why the fuck are you obsessing over one of my favourite bands and pretending to know everything about them, like you do about pretty much everything, if you've not listened to more than 15 bloody seconds of ANY of their songs?
VENT OVER!

Person 1. LEAVE ME ALONE and stop following me every lunch time, only because I talk to you once a month or two, doesn't mean I'm your best friend. When people leave the table you are sitting at don't come rushing over to sit with me. I glare at you all the time trying to get you to realise that I don't like you following me but it has been three years and you still don't get the message. also stop staring at me every time you see me, it kinda creeps me out and another thing stop butting into my conversations I am having with other people, I'm sorry but you really piss me off. I've not told this to your face because I'm a nice person and I don't want to upset you, all I want you to do is leave me alone and stop following me.

Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Please talk to me. I understand you, honestly, and I don't want you to go through what I went through. Person 3 is poisonous for you, and I know you probably don't see it right now but it can't work out for you guys at the moment and I really don't want her to hurt you. Please don't do anything stupid.
Person 3: Play fair or leave people 3 and 4 alone. This isn't a game, this is life, and this affects all of us.
Person 4: I'm so sorry about person 2.
Person 5: LISTEN TO ME! I feel like I've been screaming at you every day and you can't even hear me. Stop saying it's all 'teenage problems' because this time last year I was positive that I would be dead by now, and I'm starting to think I might be next year if things carry on like this. I love and care about Person 2 as well, but I have problems to and you always dismissing them makes me want to run away and never speak to you again because you just don't CARE.

Boy who fancies me: remember last month when you asked me out and I explained to you that I'm uncomfortable with going out with people, well over the last month I have gain confidence, I'm much happier due to making A really good friend and I feel ready to be in a relationship, I know it's not my role to ask you out and that would be just awkward but if you still want me to go out with you then I will just so long you don't try to force me to do anything I am uncomfortable with or else the relationship will be over!