This is set at a wedding, but there was way too many bloopers for this to be in the wedding section.
The wedding of Malcolm Landgraab IV and Lola Curious.
The day started off with Malcolm phoning over his fiancee, and her folks. The folks came, and swarmed into the house, since I forgot to lock one of the doors. However, Lola had not arrived. Where was Lola? He called her up, and invited her over, so she would actually come to her own wedding. That took about a minute of the party up.
Then, they tied the knot.
Two walkbys, including the mailwoman, watched the wedding along with the rest of the guests. Lola moved in with a single simoleon in her wallet. Cheap, much?
They then cut the cake, and went inside the house (after I locked the doors) to eat their slices in peace.
Also, to simultaneously cut the cheese in peace. They seem so comfortable with each other.
After the cake, they both decided it was a good idea to work out and relax in the spa privately...during the wedding. Lola managed to gain a body point in the process, but soon the limo was here! Malcolm had enough tact to change back into his formal attire for the limo, but Lola was less of the thinking type.
She proceeded to morph through the doors of the vehicle, while wearing her gym suit. Nice.
When they got back from their honeymoon (which was mostly Lola bathing from being smelly), they woohoo'd in the Hot Tub, and Malcolm went straight to working out on the treadmill.
"Joy, isn't life just super fantastically splendid?"
"D-did I just hear a crack? Or was that just my imagination?"
"Peggy, that was a crack! A beautiful cracking noise!"
"Oh god, is his bone...?"
"Pearly white! Like the most beautiful full moon in the starriest skies!"
"Shut up and call an ambulance, Bill!"
"Nature is amazing and sparkly! Like bunnies and rainbows! I love being alive!"
"I think I'm going to puke."
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