Top Secret Researcher
#26 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:40 PM
Really manly men don't use broomstick. Only fists, legs and beards.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
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Mad Poster
#27 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:41 PM
*pokes Vlad*
If I were a boy, I would be thirteen, same as I am now, so I would not be all that manly, therefore I would be using a broomstick.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Lab Assistant
#28 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:42 PM
If I were a boy and Zachariah/Candiiee and Vlad were fighting and Zachariah/Candiiee had a broomstick, and Vlad was using a beard, I'd videotape the whole thing, and then set it to Matrix music.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
Mad Poster
#29 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:43 PM
If I were a boy and my fight were videotaped I would think this was very funny.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#30 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:45 PM
Quote: Originally posted by ChemicalCaitlin
If I were a boy and Zachariah/Candiiee and Vlad were fighting and Zachariah/Candiiee had a broomstick, and Vlad was using a beard, I'd videotape the whole thing, and then set it to Matrix music.


Actually, I wouldn't be using the beard. Ya see, I'm kinda forced to shave once in a while, therefor it never grows to full power and manliness. Anyway, it would probably destroy the Universe if it did. Better safe than sorry.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#31 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:47 PM
If I were a boy I would laugh at Vlad for not having a beard. Actually, I'm going to laugh at him anyway.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Alchemist
Original Poster
#32 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:49 PM
If I were a boy and candys name would be Zachariah and Vlad teased her and candy picked a fight and Vlad fought back and candy would win cos she had the broomstick I would tease candy too and candy would pick a fight and I fought back and then I would win cos I had the minigun.

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Top Secret Researcher
#33 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:49 PM
I DO have a beard.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Lab Assistant
#34 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:50 PM
Quote: Originally posted by VladCrau
Actually, I wouldn't be using the beard. Ya see, I'm kinda forced to shave once in a while, therefor it never grows to full power and manliness. Anyway, it would probably destroy the Universe if it did. Better safe than sorry.


If I were a boy, I'd make a joke about Chuck Norris and the Universe right about..Now.

Quote: Originally posted by candiiee
If I were a boy I would laugh at Vlad for not having a beard. Actually, I'm going to laugh at him anyway.


If I were a boy, I'd join in and point.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
Mad Poster
#35 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:51 PM
If I were a boy and Eve used a minigun in the fight I would be dead.
*decides to laugh at Vlad whether he has a beard or not*

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Alchemist
Original Poster
#36 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:54 PM
If I were a boy I would join in with Zachariah.

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Lab Assistant
#37 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:56 PM
If I were a boy, I'd still have the video camera out.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
Mad Poster
#38 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:00 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Beata125
If I were a boy I would join in with Zachariah.


*hopes that won't stick as a nickname*

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Alchemist
Original Poster
#39 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:00 PM
If I were a boy, I wouldnt be Zachariah

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Top Secret Researcher
#40 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:01 PM
If everyone on this thread laughed at me, even if I do have a beard, I'd roundhouse kick every single person, Chuck Norris style.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Alchemist
Original Poster
#41 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:03 PM
If I were a boy, I would kick back (I would anyway but lets not get off topic )

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Mad Poster
#42 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:04 PM
If I were a boy I would lead a rebellion against Vlad.
...
*decides to do this anyway*
UNITE AGAINST VLAD!!!!!! XD

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#43 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:06 PM
Beata, let me tell you there's nothing that can compare to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Actually, the energy required to give birth to the Universe was equal to 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Top Secret Researcher
#44 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:06 PM
*squashes rebellion*

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Lab Assistant
#45 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:06 PM
If I were a boy, I'd be jealous that my name wasn't Vlad and that I wasn't in Romania. (Maybe I'm jealous of the latter part now)

If I were a boy, I'd unite with Zacharia! And I'm going to unite now anyway! *Draws plastic sword*

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
Mad Poster
#46 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:06 PM
*is leading crackers rebellion*

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#47 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:08 PM
Quote: Originally posted by ChemicalCaitlin
If I were a boy, I'd be jealous that my name wasn't Vlad and that I wasn't in Romania. (Maybe I'm jealous of the latter part now)

If I were a boy, I'd unite with Zacharia! And I'm going to unite now anyway! *Draws plastic sword*


Why, in the name of fudge, are you jealous that your name isn't Vlad and you're not in Romania? Enlighten me...

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Alchemist
Original Poster
#48 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:09 PM
If I were a boy I would unite with Zachariah and ppl.

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Mad Poster
#49 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:10 PM
DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF FUDGE IN VAIN, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???
...
*REALISES CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON*
that's better

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Lab Assistant
#50 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 7:12 PM
Quote: Originally posted by VladCrau
Why, in the name of fudge, are you jealous that your name isn't Vlad and you're not in Romania? Enlighten me...


Haha, well, I've loved the name Vlad since ever, and I think Romania would be kind of an awesome country to go to.

*Is still unsure what a cracker rebellion is*

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
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