Poor Cynthia Kim must be losing her vision in her old age. Here she is chatting with her daughter-in-law over a drink:
"So, I went on a shopping spree today. Don't you love my new outfit? I got a new formal dress, too." (True story, actually.)
"Oh, yes! I don't even need to see it to know that you bought something nice."
"Why, oh why, is there a lawn flamingo?"
"Because one of the brothers in the old days was a douchebag and one of the girls he dated caught on, but had a sense of humor. C'mon, kick the flamingo! It's a tradition."
(The old days. Wow. The children of the principals in this bit of history are doing their college prep and studying for their SATs about now.)
Jan Copur doesn't beat around the bush when Guy Gergis asks her what she wants. He likes that in a woman.
"Let me get this straight - there's a girl dressed in lacy undies going downstairs ahead of him, and he's complaining?"
"Routing fits move in mysterious ways, dude."
"Ow! What'd you do that for?"
"My cow head! I know you hid it! You better give it back or I'll, I'll -"
"You'll what? Hog our piano? Burp in our faces? Flirt with our boyfriends? Poke us for no good reason? Whine that you can't get at our sprinklers to set them off? Hit us with waterballoons? You haven't got anything left to threaten us with, Katelyn - you've done it all and we've survived. Anyway, I didn't take you stupid cow head!"
"Then you know who did! You're senior girl - it's your responsibility!"
"Hey, you go taking bubble baths in other people's houses without asking permission, you can't make them responsible for what you lose."
Lily, proprietress of Lily's House of Transformation, was in a hot tub that got struck by lightning on Skylar Todd's previous outing today, but here she is, scorched and a bit in need of a makeover and new duds herself, ringing up his purchase. This is one dedicated business owner!
Um...Honey? I understand that you're glad it was so easy to make Dominic fall back in love with you as soon as you arrived on campus, but do you really think thumping your chest like a gorilla is the best way to express your triumph?
Vidcund Neugierig, THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE! I'm glad you think Alta Mira's cute, but sheesh!
Grimnir LeStrange tries desperately to learn to smustle without attracting anyone's attention.
Cobol Curious is so tidy he even farts cleaning bubbles.
This was the point in Difficult's pregnancy that I decided she needed to have her baby as soon as possible. Grimuara, Howitzer, Tessa, and Freya had invited the main Subject household over and, in true Subject fashion, everyone stayed outside gossiping and playing slaphands marathons. Since Difficult was very pregnant at the time, she kept having to go inside to eat and use the bathroom, and, without fail, her husband Gozer would always break away from whatever he was doing to follow her. She didn't seem to mind Gozer's hoverbot routine, but her total lack of privacy was starting to bother me
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