@fascisthater Post a new image to caption! 

@simsample:

That's a Sims 3 image, but still funny!
Caption for the above: Sunset Valley, moments before the 2020 tsunami.

New image to caption:

O My gord
 

That's what you can do in sim3? Just...no

Caption: Ralph kicked the Cleaning robot till it broke..thumbs up! His mother-in-law was on her way; Ralph hopped she would get out of the taxi - just long enough to stomp on some bugs - and leave with all her suit cases, and maybe a case of nausea.
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^^Ned was cringing at the back of the picture, ashamed at the dress sense of the rest of his family. How could he be related to people who would wear H&M?

Image to caption:

Caption of the one above: "Sometimes I wish I do not see."

Caption this one:

You invited me to spend the night but never let me get any sleep. And NOW your're carrying your fat old wife to bed?!
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^^*bonk bonk* "Oh why won't this kid fit through the window?"

^^ Oh how I love flexing to this bath!
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I'm so bored with this dorm. Will the cook clean up the bowl of food before that stupid cheerleader drowns? Most excitement all day.

That's an axe in his head. Sorry, I'm too lazy to enlarge pic

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I thought sure someone would say something from Michael Jackson
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so you disagree that there is a well-known story about him holding his child (Blanket?)...well actually it wasn't out a window, it was over a balcony

I can't open--is it just me?

^^Something smells fishy about this murder! Or maybe the smell is the grim reaper's feet?

No fire here, lets get another kind of fun.

"What!? You're flirting with me? You're under arrest buster, and I'm adding a charge of trying to influence an officer"

You're going to have to move over a bit, I can't get through in this tutu!

"I can't believe I wet the bed again. I wonder how many Simoleans Kaylynn will charge me for laundry this time."

"Haha, watch as I make this window disappear before your little eyes! This is why you don't skip on the bills!"

*doesn't realise that it can be replaced later*

Not very funny, but I tried; for both the caption and the following image.

"Nya nya"? Oh boo hoo. Beat it ya dumb kid/

I could be watching that movie right now rather than fixing whatever this is!

Dog: "Little girl, can you feed me first and become rich later?"

Mortimer: "This is how rats flee from drowning ship."

Doris: Your eyes sparkle like bright constellations!
Fred: What? I can't hear you, my ears are full of snow...

Hurry up or I'll use this brush on YOU!
Yes, thank you; the right shoulder please.
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Look at me, I told you I won't let you get hurt didn't I? We're almost at the road now anyway

Host 1, whispering: If we just pretend not to see it, it might go away
Host 2, whispering: Do you think it's... you know... carnivorous?

...except the next picture was the repairman running off the lot with the toddler...
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and the poor man in the road: "OMG! I just fell on a cement curb from...100 feet? Anything broken? Nope, but SOMETHING is wrong".
opps can't get pic...

Sorry have to double post...

^ second lunch is never a mistake!


Sorry I got no pics from my end

Got you covered

It's my new fishtank-in-the-floor, cool aye?
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Yes i know the house and the puddle besides us is on fire but dude I smell like a homeless mans butt!!!!
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"They say if you watch that videotape she will come for you. You have seven days..."

OMG! THIS big!

I feel that there is quite the lack of brains in this building.

^^The bus seed is planted, I hope the greenhouse is big enough!



PS Thanks for resurrecting this, I forgot all about this thread!

The humans have glasses, just to show how smart they are. But I'm the only AI, the REAL brains behind this group!

I bet they look real silly right now, they won't know what fashion even is.

Men In Black board meeting: Cereal..again?! Doesn't anyone know how to cook? Why don't we have a cook? And a housekeeper! We are the Best of the best, highly trained, ruthless...I'm not getting paid enough for this kind of nonsense...There's a train outa here at 6..

Another picture to grace this thread with

Does the batbox have a cure for being stabbed in the back with a plumbbob?

WOW! Are you a lobster? I just LOVE lobster! Plated with rice, just so!
No, NO! I am NOT a lobster! I'm a chicken...uh, no I'm not actually a chicken..I just...um...

When I tell someone my music taste.

What?! The fridge is on fire?!!! Hay! Hay YOU! What am I supposed to doooooo?

When they're born they'll be an overachiever I just know it!

I'm grateful I have a job, but I sure wish those humans would make a car that I could drive with these size 24 feet...
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a lot of dead air around here...

"Previously on LOST..."

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I think you captioned your own picture
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For Pidelli's pic: "be glad you can't see my whole twisted body".
And MY pic to figure out...

@grammapat "You totally DID make holes in my favourite bandana with your stupid spiky hair!"

A cat's thoughts:" I don't mind licking my own butt. And I hope the big guy is watching so when I lick him on the mouth he will have a sputtering fit. That should be sa fun as when I dropped a live mouse on him while he was sleeping!"

"I have a degree from Cowsplat College, and I'm telling you that the bed isn't tiny, it's just very far away!"

"Ummm when the sun comes up I am out of here! This place is a madhouse!"

"My therapist told me to look on the bright side - there's at least four floor tiles not covered in garbage!"

I'm from the thought police; are you thinking rude thoughts that have upset this woman?
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Dude, I've just had a shower- I am certainly not going to spread my legs so you can clean there.

"No not like that! Both hands! You need both hands to make.... watch me... JAZZ HANDS!!! Yes i know you are a garden gnome but you can still be jazzy!"

"Don't you just hate it when newspaper ink smudges?

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I'm not touching that dangly-down thing"...said by either one.
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*Boink *Boink Why won't this darned kid fit through the window?

I knew I should've stayed home today...

"Purple Rain, Purple raiiiin... wait... i said purple rain not purple bath water! Who owns this game? I need to speak to the manager!!!"

Low cost Matrix meets The Sims!

..back off punk, or I'll give you some more injuries...
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*runs against the door* MY LEG!!!

my picture is nothing special but..

UM, sparkly plate food is the best. What's with the sparkles anyway? Now I don't care that my big TV is broke, and my stinky cat is tearing up my couch..
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An exemplary theme you have here! I'm sure you'll win that prize!

(still on the Island theme)

Look, lava! In TWO places! The volcano's about to blow! Or maybe this HOOD is about to blow...

"Look up the number online like everybody else, lady! I've dieted so much I need these phone books to support my midriff."

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Where the heck did I put that leaf I dropped?

adding a picture
 

I was expecting an explanation involving being run over doing push-ups in the street
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and my "explain this" picture...can you find the "problem"?

"Why are you staring at me? Have you never seen chest jewelry before? Its new from simborkedfashion.sim. You should get you one! We could be twinsies!!"

Christa didn't realize the horror that would ensue when she introduced Sylvia the cat to Brenda the chicken... The feathers did fly...

"OMG you did WHAT? Seriously?? The Cow and the Llama?!"

Hi, I'm your taxi driver. How far do you want me to go?

"I'm kind of bummed out..."

"Why?"

"My new date just doesn't get how into music I am"

"You just have to show him how into it you are, and maybe he will be more interested..."

"I tried that and it just pushed him away..."

"What did you do?"

"......"

"i would like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
*sigh* OMG take me off your calling list.

"So your baby is obviously unwell, tell us what's going on"

"I'm a witch by trade and I mistook the frogs breath for formula, then this happened..."

"My best advice is give the youngster 2 spoonfuls of worms wart and call me in the morning"

"I'm tellin ya it was right THERE! A big thing in the sky! It sucked a man clean off the ground "

"This wasn't in the job description."

"Wow, a store with fully-stocked shelves!" {That's a referral to the empty shelves in US grocery stores}
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I really hate this new line of maternity clothes...

Yea, I know about "do your own thing", but I still think people should get married before they start a family.
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I think I've found the problem... your armpit smells of feathers and you have a pillow in your backside.

==Gave me a laugh, remembering "Your mother is a (what was it? a gerbel?) and your father smells of elderberry"

"I fart in your general direction, you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Exactly! And for your picture: "Yea we are all good friends here. But blue hair is stupid. MY hair is umm cutting edge:.

OMG! My thumb is humongous!

I am NOT an alien, they are white and have wiggly tentacles like this.....
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"One, two, three, one, two, three, and twirl!"

"Come on, the song ended 10 minutes ago!"

@LauraPamplonaS "I'm going to ignore the fact that the sky is purple, there are stars in the daytime and my trousers defy gravity. Because- look! There's a bird!"

I love that purple sky. I use it all the time for my fantasy lots.

@pianogrinder Make a funny caption and then post a funny picture. Got any good screenshots?

As there have been no more funny captions, I'll post another:

"Nah, I don't know what Viking punk rave metal fusion is, mate. But have you heard 'East Riverblossom Fiddle Band'? Their version of 'Three Lake Slap Dance' is a right gas!"

@AnMal ! Post a picture, AnMal!

Oh dear, I'm getting old (Mr AnMal says "Getting?!"). Forgot to actually put the picture in! Here it is:

Me too AnMal! Today I forgot what I was doing half way through making a cup of tea.

Caption: *whispers in ear* 'Excuse me old chap, do you realise thta green fur is out of fashion?'

"Told you we were living in a simulation."
"That thing in the sky? No! That's just climate change. Oh, you and your conspiracy theories!"

If you move that piece, you're dead"
Sorry, no pics...new Windows 11 computer is useless. Can't install game. sob