Gag, you really stink at bowling
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I got nothing..

Here is one from an old neighborhood...

'When they come take me, Yoda will come too'

"Blllrg, you hit me so hard my eyes fell out!"

Olive: "Who needs another husband when I have you?"
Dog: "Please don't kill me..."

"Ahhh".... "Oh darn I wet myself".... *checks her pulse* "Oh cra..." *drops dead*

(Servo) Arghh! Someone stole my house walls!

Is that an egg trickling down my back?

"Want to use the computer? You have to fight me first."

Don't judge me; I don't have money for clothes. Well, I HAVE clothes, but none of them FIT since I'm eating nothing but pizza. But I AM paying the bills!
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Girl (nervous about first kiss) - "When I get nervous, my hands create bubbles"
Boy - "Wow, that is so hot"

Naked Party!

Daddy always says 'finish what you start, no matter what!'

"Look at me or I will stab myself with this... err... plate?"

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@venusking please can you obscure the guys butt as per the picture rules here

Sorry about that @Karen Lorraine. I did read the rules, but it was awhile back.

Caption: "I can't take it anymore! Why oh why, great plumbob in the sky, did you put in the trips & quads mod?"

Well, I found my glasses, but now I can't get out.

Gnome: So, to deal with it, it is necessary to seek other .... They still know how to kick me!
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OMGOMG dinner is burning.{elf in back} Lalala I'm going to go smell flowers.
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Grim Reaper: Damn mortals, throwing murder parties...

OMG that is a VERY suggestive photo...

"Yeah, your baby over there is making me really randy!"

And keeping with the theme...

Daughter: *chewing food* Hey, daddy, last night mommy invited brother's friend over. You know, that one that just turned into a teen yesterday? Yeah, they talked about 'woohoo' or something and I heard some wrestling sounds from her bedroom.

(Background on the picture below: The two were married. Their elder daughter killed their younger daughter and years later, killed the wife. Soon after this picture, the guy trapped the elder daughter in the garage with rats that cause disease, waiting for her to die. No, that picture isn't supposed to be funny.)

Ghost: Hi handsome, remember you promised to call me out on a date?
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"She always looks hot when she's worried!"

Let us drink to friends, for a non-drinkers)
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