@grammapat I'm sorry, It's strange that you can't install on windows 11, I was able to do it, I just had to make a few adjustments in the Graphics Rules here

I don't know if that helps you

@grammapat Make a thread in the Help forum, people will be able to help you there! We'll soon have you playing again.
https://modthesims.info/forumdisplay.php?f=31

@osmo95 Caption- Girl: What's wrong? Boy: The decor! It matches Susan's hair, and I hate Susan...

New pic to caption:

When Sarah recently heard the phrase "the bees knees", she thought that somehow they would be able to fix her leg which was lost in a speeding llama accident... In a very sad, ironic twist of fate, her plan failed her and she could not even run away from the chaos that ensued...

@Secretgirl55 Caption: Only one of the sims in this image is human, the rest are androids!

Caption the above: 'An elderly evil witch with ten outgoing points cuddling up to a newly transformed werewolf in a hot tub IS a bit much for some to take in. If you react like these two - no shame!'

New image:

@AnMal Caption: "...And then I stabbed him like this! Twice. But anyway, I digress- yes, I would be very pleased to go on a date with you next week!"

@simsample Caption: Having a baby brother is the best for testing my telekinesis!

Caption: Never let it be said that Cassandra is spoiled by the Goth family fortune! If the double bed has to be sold to pay her new husband's accumulated bills, she will simply sleep somewhere else, and that's that.

New image:

"Wow! Is the photo booth bouncing to get a cool effect in the pictures? That's some cool technology!"

For an extra 5 Simoleans, you can have your lunch delivered to your door! An extra 100 for the deliverer to perform flying tricks.

Told you the chlorine in the hot tub would take the color off you...

@LauraPamplonaS Caption: Young Xaphod often speculated about the existence of aliens, and his parents wondered if they should reveal the circumstances of his conception to him...

@simsample Caption: Nothing like a good day for Hide and Seek in the desert

Caption: But poor Sarah had never even heard of isometry.

@AnMal Caption: The cat was trying to point out the suspicious-looking trapdoor in the floor in the middle of the room which seemed to have swallowed the bedroom wall, but the sims just thought he was asking for scritches.

"Nooo! What did you throw all that confetti for? I just swept the floors!"

@LauraPamplonaS Caption: Timmy is impressed by Jimmy's mime abilities, here he is doing pull-ups off the bed

Just a parting gift before I leave.

Do you really have to remind us of the inevitable fate of aging, life and death while we're on a hot tub?

@KaruraWasabi - Gnome: "Oh that's right, you just pretend to be faries and bounce on your stupid trampoline shouting 'whee! I'm flying!'. And meanwhile, I'll just stand here with daisies growing up my trouser leg. Don't try to help me, or anything!"

@simsample: This wasn't quite how I wanted to bring the life to the party

"I am 100% sure the lions won't see me hiding here; I've hidden really well. *sigh* It was a bad night to wear my llama costume."

"And THAT is for wearing a v-necked vest!"

"Don't worry, I brought my own snack," said the bride as she took a bite out of her wedding bouquet.

You really shouldn't throw a baby like that, they aren't cats.

Katie did NOT want the police to take her pet away in case they saw how hideous her parents' bedroom was. (I'm only joking here, I love that bedroom! )

Your food is over by the fence, mine is here by the bird!

The holy Chow and his loyal disciples, passing through your neighbourhood.

"Momma these spaceships keep smacking me in the face every time I sit up. Get me out of here!"

- Here, chick, chick, chick! Come to me, chickens! Chick, chick, chick!
- ???
- What's wrong with her?

Painted Gentleman: "Hey, look! There's someone FILMING us!! Gentleman in labour: "Aaaiieee...... Can't you forget your conspiracy theories for ONE MOMENT, Jerry!! The nooboo is coming!!"

"Can you pretend you're talking to me? There's someone right there I don't want to talk to."
"But I am talking to you."
"Yes, keep talking."
"..."

@LauraPamplonaS Caption: [Lunch Lady] Why is there always a speech bubble in front of my face? I even had my hair done for this picture!

I got that rabbit for you. Please take the rabbit. Please!

Day 38: I still have the human locked in his room. He hasn't worked out how to order pizza yet. If I could use a can opener I wouldn't need him at all.

^^I'll caption my own picture- "Bub was dreaming about the elephant in the room..."

New picture to caption:

Harold had always wondered what Kelly found attractive about Robert, with his boring black hair and conservative dress sense. Suddenly it all made sense to him.

Nobody believed that Susan would ACTUALLY object at the wedding, but she did, and they respect her bravery.

For Christ's sake Mildred! I don't care if that dude likes old-lady underwear, it is just so WRONG to do this with a man young enough to be your grandson!

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And sorry I don't have a pic...big new windows11 still not working right.
And no, Gramma Pat has NEVER been a "cougar"

@grammapat !

I'll submit a picture to caption for the next person:

I think I'd steal this thing, if I could get hold of it, and if I had any idea what the H*ll it is.

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I shouldn't reply, as I have no pic to add...but I can't resist... the darker skinned guy is trying not to look nervous, but he knows his pants are ripped

That's okay gramma, your captions are funny!

Here's another pic to caption:

"Um, Tabs? I know the food is brown but standing in it is not going to make your body coloration change to match your head."

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"Why are you recording this?"
"She's submitting it for the mime competition; eating invisible food with her invisible fork while sitting on an invisible chair."
"Oh! She's totally going to get that bag!"

"Such a Delicacy!" thought Pawel. "These new snacks from 'The Emporer's New Clothes Food Company' are delicious, if a tad expensive!"

"What's worse than two years-worth of work being burnt? Being burnt AND wet."

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The burning train set, I had never actually seen it, dramatic!

"I know you can hear me, Brad! That's how ears work!"

Don't pretend you're reading while you poop! You still have your pants on! Hay, hay! I know you can hear me...yea we only have this one little bathroom, but I'm not building another one unless you come up with some money.

"Hi. You're a wizard, Harry."

I was thinking: You're trying to talk through' the bear? That's not a hand puppet, stop trying to jamb your hand up his...

@LauraPamplonaS Caption: Oh no! Little Julia thought. Two more babies for my mum to put silly headgear on...

OK OK..I will jump in...
"I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK.."
"you're a moron and I'm TAKING this silver spoon out of your mouth"======

On your left you can see a nice colonial home, freshly renovated, nice open floor plan. On̻ ̇t̆hͭê ̃r̄ig̳ht̋,̈ ͡yͩoṳ c̏ä́ǹ ̾heͫar̥ t͏h̾e͙ v͌o̼iͨdͧ c̎a͂llińg f̰oͯr̬ mo̓rͪeͩ ͫs̛ouls͡ to̞ ́f̤easț up̉oͬn

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What are all those marks on your letters?

"Now if I can just get this microwave to switch on with the door open, I can use it to recharge my batteries."

I don't think AverageMcPosterman put all those marks on the letters. I think the Rulers of the Void put them there. Beware!

I'm too tired to choose a picture to post tonight. I'll post one in a day or two!

[EDIT] Picture to caption now posted -- See 2 posts below.

Variation of Zalgo Text, seemed like a natural fit

Caption for this picture?

"I feel like the dress code is a bit more lax."

"I like you too, let's watch TV". "Hello, I'm standing right here. Can't you see I need help? Yea, I was trying to gather eggs for an omelet, now I'm stuck. Guys?"

Most kids are known as ankle-biters, but Junior was more of a knee-biter.

"dum-dee-dum-dee-dah-dah... let's see what's on the menu today."

"I think I got this parenthood thing sorted out. Why? What stink lines?"

"Good evening, you're contacting Babies Depot. What can I help you with?"

"Yeah... I think my order is incomplete."

Hay guys, mom said to go to bed. And am I the only one too big for this baby rug?
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^^ Baby Joe tried his best, but he couldn't tell what Death wore beneath his dress.

Another zombie movie? NO!
Wait, I was an extra in this movie, it was great!
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"Woah! Your Halloween costume is so cool!"

"What Halloween costume?"

Jack fell asleep at the table; no, his face isn't through the table, just that flimsy paper plate. Good thing he ate all his food before face planting. Jack's a good boy.
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"Let me smack the teddy's bum, he's been a very naughty boy!"

"Mary wasn't such a good kisser. I better stay in wolf form until she stops calling me. It's a good season not to be a human, anyway."

Geez, I thought I could make points in the girl's exercise class, but YEEouch.
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Bwahaha, look at this person walking down the stairs, look at them! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Hey! Look! I'm going to fall in the pool! Hahaha! Oh no! Someone help me!... I'm going to trip and fall!... Look!" ... "Why is nobody paying attention to me?"

"Behold! Levitating bananas and a cloche of salad balanced on my head... Oh, wait...!"

opps didn't see the last pic
 

You said you wanted a tossed salad QUICK!
So I was supposed to be responding to the DJ:
This guy suck. Maybe if he actually wore those old earphones. And is his hand stuck in the mixer?

"Excuse me, but your table-eating belly is kinda putting me off my cheese sandwich. Could you please ask it to chomp a little more quietly, please?"

On Nancy I love you Soooo much! Look, I'm swooning and all tingly.
Frank, this is not romantic. Just get out.
But I LOOOVE you! I adore you! When you tinkle it is music to my ears..
OMG
..and when you fart it is just so CUTE!
This is why i stay fully clothed in the loo

gramma!

"There is an entire spacious garden over there, why do you insist on dancing on my toes?"

Hay dudes, look at my kung foo moves! (guy on right) OMG you're so like ya know like ripped! (girl) OMG those abs are just air brushed.
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Elizabeth Droid, the latest hyper-realistic house robot, tries to mimic human expressions, but her face glitches in the process.

I wonder if I could use these butterflies as wallpaper?

"Finally, my bunker will be of good use. My money was on a zombie apocalypse, but an asteroid rain is fun, too."

After watching whole day would the the manor be empty, Gary must limber up himself with little dance.


(Nice to finally found this thread! Similar was my favorite on the other forum!)

I see nothing around here that could possibly stink. It must be me!

"The term paper due is tomorrow and the Evil Cow don't let me use the dorms computer. I must borrow Samathas own while she is asleep."

"Look! My ball is bigger than your balls!"

The impartial judge rating pizzas

Haha! The wheel fell of your car!

"I've never been asked to taste a delivery to see if it's not poisoned before..." *sweats* "Here goes nothing."

"You have a zit on your forehead."
"Well, you have avocados on your stupid dress!"

"You know smoking is very unhealthy, right?"
"It does matter when you are already dead once! I am a zombie you waked up!"

If I'd only stayed at Hogwarts and got my NEWTs then the kids would be asking me for arithmancy advice too!



Technically not Sims 2, but I played Sims Social on Facebook until it folded and this glitch was funny. XD

Josephine's music rocks so hard it'll blow your pants off!

Penguin: and they say I'M the inanimate object!

Mary and Jane facepalm when they notice that Lionel's shirt doesn't reach his trousers. What a fashion faux pas!

Everyone knows icecream trucks are just a way of tricking poor, innocent children! I'm not "stealing", just making Sim City a safer place!

"Jack has gained enough enthusiasm in Arts & Crafts to talk about it with other sims!"

Jack before he knew he could talk about arts and crafts: Uh... so, do you like pineapple soda?

I read my cellmate's book and OMG ! I had no idea a bank robber could be so..sensitive!