"Does this look like a fracking night club? Stop Kicking Vicurd's ball and get back to work. No no stop that... damn it! Out! Everyone OUT! Don't make me break out the Paladin Security bot..."
-head shake- I have a sim owned night club that gets less hang out attention then the electronics-robotic's store.


"Oh my, Stella's a pedophile. Let's see how long it takes her to take Mel's virginity..."
-said after I dream dated Ms Tarreno and Melody Tinker girl dropped in. Ah the Joys of Inteen. Still they make a cute couple... which reminds me I need some non fugly Pollination techs.


"Now get up and go to fracking work! No, damn it don't get back into the damn coffin! Ok that's it! Vamp sleep caller is coming out."


"Ok get out of the fracking trash. Yes i know you are shambling Undead, but that's just... and there goes the can. And you're fighting with Sarah again. Ok, that's it you're getting thrown out of school and locked up in my asylum."


"Well who told you you where water proof?"
-said as a servo goes berserk after a dip in the hot tub.


"Count don't bite the clerk! Bad vampire! You don't bite the help! Damn it, she's just barely legal and now I'm gonna have to deal with the social worker and adopt her into my Sim's home cause you certainly won't take her in and show her the ropes of being a vamp."

Same, my cat keeps sitting in front of my monitor or on my keyboard

"What the hell is that COW doing??" and "Play your own guitar!" and, of course, "I hate you ¬_¬"
I really hate cows.

"Come the balls on!"
"Oh, another one?"
"I KNEW it was a bad idea to turn Free Will off. Back to MY will."

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!

It's so annoying when more than one sim are fighting over the bathroom and then get stuck in the door way.

"You stupid Sim, there's a SINK RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU and you decide to go across the WHOLE HOUSE just to use the bathroom sink to wash the DISHES."

I always seem to be saying "Get out of the f@$king way".

"Oh, come on, I just sent you to bed! The teen's got it covered. How did you even know the toddler was getting sleepy from upstairs? Now you march yourself right back up - oh. My bad. I forgot to put the door back." I was playing in the "Modern Masterpiece" and when the pregnant lady got heatstroke I had to weatherproof it real fast! Removing the door was accidental.

"Your wife is in labor and you still dancing like nothing happens? TRY TO FREAK OUT, IT'S BETTER THAN HAPPY ABOUT YOUR WIFE'S PAIN, stupid!"

"Don't staring at me, I don't do anything wrong for you..."

"You have Family Aspiration. You don't have any child yet, and your fear is have a child? Really Artificial Idiocy (forget who makes it first, but thanks!)"

"No child, and you want one to get into a Private School? Don't daydreaming!!!"

Heart-attack.

"You want WHAT? You want to buy a crib and you're not married yet? Isn't that a little premature?"

(I don't buy a crib until the first baby is born, so I know what color to get.)

"time to play duck duck goose"- when choosing a mate

"getting your freak on does not include your mother tyvm" - issue with Adjuster bouquet

"you cant make out with him yet your bf isn't in the room to see you cheat" - on destroying relationships

"the ugly stick wasn't nice to you was it"- on really unattractive townies.

"you're in a dorm with 15 other men , the only girl in here and u can't find any attractive, well guess we know what u like now don't we"

"I swear you zoom in one more time for me to see your baby bubble grow you're getting an abortion"

"Oh god, where's the baby?! I can't find the...oh wait he's on the bathroom floor -.-" (why do they always do this??)
"You brat! Where did you hide your homework this time?!"
"STOP PLAYING FETCH WITH STRAY DOGS!" (his own dog was whining for attention)

:P

"And so ends the Landgrab dynasty; an ambitious tart gets the last surviving member of the family to marry her, take her name, transfer all his assets to her and then lets him play with a cursed kite. Wait to go Prue, I didn't even plan the kite thing. Oh look you're on the phone buying a new lot while the maid hubby was sleeping with bawls her eyes out."

"Leave your child alone; she's not hungry!"
Really. Feed your child when she's actually hungry.

"Put the baby in the crib. Don't leave him on the floor!"
^Self-explanatory.

"Yes, I understand that it's raining/snowing. Now go make lunch."
Why do they like to stare outside when something's happening? D: Really, it happens all the time.

"Why are you making more food? There's a bunch of leftovers in the fridge."

"C'mon, Streaker, what's the point of dancing next to the sleeping guy? Can't you at least wake him up first? He's a virgin, so he wouldn't mind.."

"You want to have a baby, but you have the fear of having a baby?"
"Oh."
"Where did you put your homework? The Social worker is coming and I don't want to use SimPE today!"
"NO! The ghosts are leaving more puddles on the floor!"
"YOU STOLE MY BABY! NOW DIE!" - the Sim who adopted the baby who the social worker took today now is dead.
"Don't take the baby out of the crib and set it on the floor!"
"Come on! I just brought you back to life! You can't die again!"
"Stop. Feeding. The. Baby."

Now you can see how my day was like. Babies. Babies. Social Worker steals all babies. Another baby. Do you want to guess which household I was playing today? (Hint: Lots of tombstones, ghosts, crazy old lady, rich, strangetown )

~123blissb

"Why did you flirt with that guy!? You're on a date with your HUSBAND fer cryin' out loud!"

Screamed right before I quit without saving! LOL

Sometimes you have to REALLY watch your Sims or they'll do something stupid...funny thing is, the Sim in question is a Family Sim....

Sounds like you don't have her with the right person. Family sims can fall out of love, too.

"Stop eating that! Can't you see the green vapor?"

"Put your dang clothes on! No one wants to see your pixelly bits!"

Usually said when playing one particular house. Apparently, one of the residents has a really high outgoing score... he does not like wearing clothes. After he gets out the shower, he stays unclothed.

That reminds me of a n00b moment when I first started playing it. I thought it was a glitch or something and I kept making sure the swimsuit was set...then I found out that extremely outgoing Sims aren't afraid to, heh, bare it all!

What a stupid idiot.
Those are some big jaws you have.
Learn to be a better mother please!This is what I said about Brandi Broke.
You desperately need a face lift badly.
Oh boy,what a hot guy!I wish I could get in the game.
I love your outfit.
How come Brandi Broke can't have a girl.
I hope the lightning get you.
Hey get along with your sister better.Referring to the Pleasant Girls.
I can't stand those aliens and vampires in my game!They don't exists.
Hey dog get out of my Sims flowers and off my lot.
Hey I put up a fence and a gate,and said disallow pet,so how did that mutt get in.
You are a poor excuse for a Sim.
That food look so good.

"You stupid ass!'

This gets said quite often.

"Boy, you guys are stupid!"

"You are REALLY annoying."
"I can see that your comfort and other needs are very low - deal with it - this is your punishment for ..."
"I need a cattle prod because some of YOU really need it."
"Of course you don't have email. Idiot."
"No. You may not check email. You ain't ever going to have email even if you check it every hour, because you haven't sent an email."
"Why are you such a show-off? Stupid programmers did that to you."
"Damn. If you harvest the crops any slower they are going to be seeds!"
"I don't care how many creativity points you have, that is truly a horrid painting."
"You do realize that constant belching has put you at the very bottom of the list for finding a mate, don't you? Oh yeah, stupid programmers."
"You'v'e been peeing for half an hour. Stupid programmers."
"How come the environment score is so high? There is not one piece of decor in this room. Stupid programmers."
"When the hell did you fall in love with that sim?"
"You are not wearing that! Stupid programmers dressing you like a harlot."
"It isn't winter EVER on the island, yet most of my babies become toddlers wearing that same freezing-cold winter outfit! Damn programmers."
"You have almost no playful points, your fun meter is maxed, and yet you gotta go all the way out to the street to play in the puddles?"
"You were really a cute kid, but aging up into that outfit and that hair makes you look like demon spawn in a horror flick. Idiot programmers!"
"What happened to your hair? Oh, you must have been wearing one of the colors/hairs I deleted."
"Keep going. Don't stop. The sims in this house won't be greeting you."
"Why are you running?" Sometimes my sims start running all over the place for no reason I know of.
"That is rude! Why can't you pretend the conversation is interesting?"
"Stupid programmers!"

"Oi, who needs ACR (or what ever it is)? Harlot Smurf is racking up the conquests on campus. And let's just turn lot jealousy to off before her roommates find a reason to kill her."