Emma, give Grandpa plenty of bed rest. When he's fully slept, let him sit on a nice comfy chair, or lounge on a sofa. Keep an eye on his motives, and keep him lying or sitting as much as possible. It sounds like he might have food poisoning, but he shouldn't die of that unless you have one of those horrible "real sickness" mods. If by any chance you do have one of those mods, take it out at least until he's better.

And tell him that I was asking for him!

All my Sims and I wish him a speedy recovery and many years of health!

He says hello! Or he did before throwing up again. I think he's got a bug. Emma (the toddler) was down with a nasty virus while they were visiting and he must have caught it. all the family is anxious for him. Except for Mom she's busy resting her pregnancy is considered high risk she gets sick easier and it's somehow diffrent than grandpa.


So she's in the master bedroom and the dog has no clue she can't decide who to lay with her or grandpa! XD Ditto the cat!


and this just in Me : Ok.....it's going to be ok..... everythings fine...... Gramps : --throws up again- Me : oh dear...... Grandma: -brings the sim version of ginger ale- Me : that'll help...... you love him don't you? Grandma :-makes worried sim sounds-

Stranded Island Colony (Self-challenge)

"Aw! Finally!" Watches Peter and Stephen fall in love in front of their friends' new house.

"Um..." Watches Henry (who Peter is 3 bolts attracted to) greet both men.

"Huh?" Watches Peter, then Stephen flirt with Henry.

"W-what the..." Watches Peter makeout with Henry right in front of Stephen who just stands and smiles.

"OMG...." Watches Henry turn to makeout with Stephen right in front of Peter who stands and smiles.

"But..." Remembers that Henry is in love with Matthieu (who is 3 bolted with Peter and Henry/ 2 bolts with Stephen).

"You're kidding!" Watches Henry fall in love with both Peter and Stephen.

"...." Realizes that all four men are knowledge sims (not Romance). Realizes also that ACR is installed (No Jealousy is NOT selected).

"OH MY GOD! WHAT DO I DO NOW!!!"

Crisis is OVER! Grandpa LIVES ON!!!!!!

my sim world is busy now! BIG TIME XD!


Me : Hurry up Karone...(Emma and the twins mom) everyine is going to be here soon!!!!! Karone : -scrambles around from room to room cleaning things- Me : OMG OMG!!!!!! The twins room is a MESS!!!! -sends twins to clean room and watches them balk- Me : HEY!!!!!!!! Your cousins are coming! Shake a leg you two!!!!! Twins : -still balk and continue to try and coax Sunshine into a tub for a bath- Me : Fine bathe the dog..... Emma : -toddles in and starts splashing in puddles made from dog bath- Me : ugh! Kid you're pushing it here.......Where's your daddy? Me : -finds Dad in workshop making sure there are enough kites for kite flying later and toddler toys to go arround- Me : Do something about your youngest daughter why don't you? -has dad bring Emma into the workshop and put her in her playpen- Emma : -sits for .2 seconds happily- Emma : WAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Me : Oh brother......I forgot to put a potty in there.....SORRY!!!!!! Oh baby I'm SO sorry!!!!! HOLD ON!!! Me : -goes into buy mode and places potty then returns to play mode and puts emma on putty just in time- Me : Whew! Me : Now then........ Family sims : -rings bell- Me :OMG!!!!!!!!!! Twins: -run to answer door with freshly bathed dog following them- Me : ok.....not bad... Mom can clean the bathroom in a second..... Sunshine : -runs out in yard and rolls in grass- Me : Aw Damn!

"You're engaged! Why on earth do you cheat on Lion!" when I saw Mahély jumping in bed with Ken.

"Why do people only call for the busy or not-here people and never the available people?!"
"Not more pizza?!" (Playing the Sorority in Uni)

EEKKK,,, she's horrible, oh dear (baby ages to toddler)

I WOULD have taken it as a "sign" and let him grow up accordingly...and I have the bazaar/risqué feminine male clothes to pull it off. But that large group of LONG girly hair, available to all ages, must have some "attraction" ju-ju... When the 4th male baby choose one...well just TOO much

And I was about to say "Quick! Chicken soup!"

"What the heck! You're married, man!" when I catch Benjamin Sheperd (knowledge) on a community lot after public woohoo with a townie.

I defaulted the bear into these jammies. http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=410831
So yes the bear can be gotten rid of!

Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful, and sophisticated with fancy hair and pretty clothes. And as for personality, she's an angel, top scores in cleaning, nicest sim ever, outgoing, serious... wonderful... my new girl is a total sweetheart and princess... oh my, oh my. (new baby ages to toddler)

Not like that strange creature that got born before. Not even glasses and long hair can fix her. Benjamin long you has crap gene's and your a total loser in every way there is, Princess is gonna have the best life ever, and something tells me that other girl is definitely infertile from birth (goes off to adjust the ACR)

Hey. Quit making my pronouncements of bearly doom less scary. :P

"No, don't go and feed the baby, her grandmother can do that ... NO! No no no no no, forget about the baby, it's not yours, you're not even related to her, grandma can handle it .... Look, clean a shower or something, you like cleaning showers you sad little neat-freak. And then clean the sink, and the stove, clean anything but stay away from the baby ... and now you can go study Mechani --- OH FOR PITY'S SAKE LEAVE THE F***ING BABY ALONE!!. And roll on tomorrow when you go back to school."

How about this one (picks formal suit for shy female sim)
How about this one (formal suit in different colour)
This one (different formal suit)
This one (trousers suit)
This is nice (picks first formal suit we tried at the beginning)
This one (picks stupidest outfit on earth)
Your not wearing that to the library -it aint even fhis century
How about this one (picks formal suit for the 3rd time)

Is that a huh, you shrugged a shoulder, that means you love it, so that's what you is getting.

"GODSDAMNIT NILLA DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME!!"-me yesterday, when Nilla Catnip died of illness in the bathroom in his underwear

*writes down note* "Make Janie Mosley pregnant once I've migrated everyone in Cresdale to a new 'hood."

Explaination: Janie lives with Rowan Marshalls, and he got her pregnant a couple of rotations ago. This rotation, she got hit by risky woohoo twice (though both times resulted in her getting an abortion). Seeing as she seems so determined to be pregnant (and I kinda want to see if they can have a blond kid together) I'm auto-making her pregnant in the new 'hood.

"So you want to be the other woman, so be it!" when Bellatrix Martains-Delorme decided to do a public woohoo with Thésée L'Ecuyer. They were lovers while at Uni but when Bellatrix left, Séléna Granville-Carver got her hands on him.
He's supposed to be a happy married man, father of twins.

WTF is wrong with you! When all three of my sims did the I'm so hungry whinge in front of the fully stocked fridge. Over and over again. Then they'd stuff face and do it again. There are leftovers galore and you know how to cook, ffs. I was determined to wait until they figured out what to do by themselves, but I got so sick of the whining that I ended up caving and feeding them.

Oh, come on! I've never had this much trouble with any of the sims in my other hoods? Why do y'all all forget what I tell you to do so fast?

I made a lovely knowledge female Sim just for you, and now you go and flirt with Marisa Bendett at the pub??????? Of all the damn available townies.....

"Again? Seriously?" After one of my Sims got abducted by aliens two days in a row. Seems like being the grandchild of an alien does have its disadvantages.

"Oh f***! Two levels" when Harpa got demoted from level 9 to level 7

Apparently I can turn into the parents from "Go the Fuck To Sleep" when dealing with my sims, since I've lost count of the times I've said either "Go to bed!", "I said GO TO BED!", and "Damn it I said GO TO BED!" when I attempt to get my sims to all sleep, only to find that at LEAST one has succumbed to the sims goldfish-length memory and gotten sidetracked when I went to check on another sim.

"OMG! I HATE CHILDREN!" -- When single father Aaron can't potty train his twin toddler, Sylven, because Lucien, the older twin toddler, wants attention and dad is too STUPID AND DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED to get to the potty! So Lucien decides to go play in the adult toilet and clogs it.... OMG. I HATE SIM CHILDREN....

"GO GET YOUR HELL-SPAWN!!!" -- Because Sylven is wide awake and just cries in his crib to be let out, Aaron can't get to Lucien who is now playing in his toilet water puddle and ready to fall asleep.

Please, please be careful, EA could be watching and listening and might come along and take Sims 2 toddlers away. Your doing it wrong anyway. Put toddlers in empty room, leave some pizza and then take door away. They'll be fine, and dad won't be able to interfere. But make sure you remove front door and back door first, in case EA sends in the social workers to kidnap your beloved children.

Sorry, don't think toddlers like pizza, so you may have to spend money and get some Chinese.

Locking toddlers up? You monster!

Get the Bottomless Bottle - either Inge Jones' original version, or my adaptation of it - in stead. You buy a single bottle from the catalog at the cost of a single simoleon, and it never goes empty. Just drop it on the floor in the room with the toddler. Food problem solved.

Also pick up Phaenoh's TinyTykesSleepyMat, and give the toddler any toy (I prefer the logic toy, because then at least they learn something useful). Now all you have to do is keep dad busy until the tyke needs to go potty, or requires a diaper change.

My sims seldom have trouble with their babies and toddlers. Only once they become children, the crap hits the fan. But then there is Inge Jones' boarding school

I have to say that that bottle - your adaptation, BoilingOil - has saved many toddlers from starving in my game due to the eternal appearance of twins in my hood But as for the rest:

I do NOT care if you are tired. You will get up, potty train twin a, tickle her and then put her in her crib. And then you will train twin b, tickle him and put him in his crib. You wanted to have babies, now you will look after them Okay, if you do not need a shower or a meal, you may go back to sleep. If one of them wakes up, I will wake up the other parent/grandmother/teen sister/or whomever I feel like waking up. See that worked out well, everybody is happy Let us hope the burglar does not come tonight and wake all of you up now (oh, hell....)

I agree wholeheartedly. That's the reason that my sims never ever ever get a nanny, servo or Butler to take care of their kids. Some *will* have a Butler, but no pedofile behavior from that cradle robber. With my "ButlerIsNoNanny" mod the butler will not touch any kids! My sims will have to do THAT themselves! But they don't need to take the kid out of a crib, nor put it back in. And they don't coddle them either; the little shits can entertain themselves or each other. And all teens and adults have coffee in stead of sleep. They have no time to sleep, because they're too busy making money or more kids.
Teens don't have kids, though... they take care of their siblings. They are way better parents than their parents, anyway.

My families do use the nanny, since both parents normally work (I get the father to hire the nanny so that the mother can sleep when he is at work). Butlers - no way, those stuff upper lip oaks are normally just in the way So the Sims in my game simply have to clean up themselves. They have to fit that in between working, sleeping, caring for their kids and studying, and I see it simply as them balancing their lives (or trying to).However, they do get exhausted, so they are allowed to, once in a blue moon, hire a nanny and spend the night in the local hood hotel. No baby, toddler or kid has ever been harmed this way

They do play with their toddlers, though. It is a law in my game that every family member shall play peek-a-boo with every toddler at least once. Teen pregnancies and butlers are against the laws.

Most of my adults sims also have either a job or a business, or sometimes even both, besides the dozen or so kids. And when at home, they know how to use at least one of the crafting stations. Nobody sits on their hands. Still, repairs and cleaning is something they also have to do themselves, and everyone makes their own bed. And if not, then too! The only sims that do have a Butler in my game, are the ones that maintain dozens of garden plots. The Butler helps out in the green house once his regular duties are done. Other service sims are not used!

And on top of this all, every adult sim has to know at least a dozen sims outside the household. Preferably more.

The reward is that, if they have the money, they can literally have ANY item they like, unless it doesn't fit in the house. No sim should ever own a bowling lane or a skating rink, for example, because that's silly!
And all my sims still find time between all the chores to build perfect relationships with all their relatives.

Oh, there are plenty of good reasons to have a butler, I think, but they are unfortunately still illegal in my hood - and the laws will not be changed, since the ruler (me) is a dictator.
I do like all the ways they can earn money, and there is always place for a pottery wheel or two, but also a computer for the writers. I once made a writer Sim for testing (and played with him for months on end because it turned out to be so much fun)
However - clearing throat here - I think it is perfectly normal for Sims to own skating rinks or bowling lanes They can charge their visitors a fortune to use it!

I love to read how different simmers play their games! I used to play in a quite regimented way- I would strive to make sims succeed in their careers, reach their LTW, max out skills etc. But recently I've been having fun letting sims run on freewill more, so I'm enjoying seeing some aspiration failure and job demotion. I'm following wants more- so even (gasp) having sims miss work or school when a wish arises!

I also cheated and gave my sim a holiday for which I kachinged, just because I felt sorry for him. Previously I would have made him earn it!

Having pets in the family has saved a lot of mine. XD I have had several occasions where a hungry cat was standing there watching the toddler eat all her food. I'm sorry, Puss! I'll go get someone to fill it up again, I promise.

"Why are you sneaking around my house again? You've dropped off a stereo not 10 minutes ago. Wait: Are you bringing me another gift? Aaaaw, thanks. I love you, too."

Chaz Whippler from ALT had a Dream Date with the Mail woman. Soon after he got back home she was on the phone asking for another date, so he went again. It was another Dream Date. That night she came by and left a Soma AudioGeek TK421 Tower System by his door step. Then she left the lot, came back 10 game minutes later and placed a Chimeway & Daughters Saloon Piano right next to the stereo she brought before.

"Ok you newlyweds can have a honeymoon as soon as you have 10k simoleans. Oh look! You got a promotion nice! You guys only need about 3k more."

The wife has a chance card come up while she was still at work that same sim day and what do you know she owes 25k simoleans.

"....welp. You guys have no money now. Bye bye honeymoon."

10K! Mine would be elders before they got that much cash to burn.

"Don't die, don't die, don't die..."
When your Sim's Mechanical is 3 or less, repairing the Witch Doctor's electrical stuff is plenty stressful.



"NInja! Ninja ninja ninja!"
My usual reaction to seeing a ninja pop up on a Far East lot is decidedly orgasmic.

♫♪♫ "Oh, I am ninja! He is ninja! She is ninja too..." ♫♪♫
Ditto.

"Get him! Get him! Get the ninja! Get him!"
The same.

"Now that's just cheating!"
The ninja's behind one of the little bamboo fences at the hot springs and no one can get to him.

"Yaaay, time to get naked!"
Pose object + armoire with a Naked option + one or more easels + one or more Simmy artists who can paint still lifes = the full, authentic nude art model experience. Getting the model ready is fun!

"Why is your hair SO UGLY."

"STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT."

"I know you want a sculpture, but you still owe money on your fridge. Priorities, much?" I use Cyjon's Loan Jar. Most of my sims have massive debt.

I only have the no20k handouts mod as far as money goes, so my sims tend to accumulate money through promotions, and occasionally chance cards. I haven't quite wanted to make the leap to grab all the other financial mods like increasing the bill amounts I will eventually

When I get tired of the chaos: "That's it! I'm so done with this neighborhood...time to start a new one."

When a sim gets fired (screw you chance cards) instead of getting a promotion: "Dammit!"

I'm the one with the glitched eye problem whom, when I tried to fix it, wound up with a seriously fricked-up hood that I had to delete. I PRAY these glitched eyes aren't in the other hoods, and will do a random check now. I might be OK if it was simply an issue of deleting and adding eyesets when I oughtn't have ... I haven't done that in a year and a half, and played the glitched hood exclusively before then.

But if you wanted to know what I actually said in this time period, as I saw my hood implode, it would absolutely, positively not be printable here.

"Get off your butt and change their diapers"

"Ugh, your motives are fine grow up" (one thing that annoys me about Sim 2 babies is at times they refuse to grow up into toddlers. One absolutely refused to grow up until midnight. I don't see why at time the game sends the parent that the baby refuses to grow up for to "help with birthday." )

I say this alot:
"What......WHO LEFT THERE FOOD IN THE OVEN...OK.......QUIT DANCING LIKE A TRIBE AROUND THE FIRE!!!!!!! JUST GET YOUR ___________ AND GO," a few minutes later "GEEZ, ______ (SIMS NAME) AGAIN!"

"WHERE IS YOUR TODDLER...OH WAIT...I KNOW......*toddler is playing in toilet again*

"WHAt!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISSING MESHHH!!!!!"

Also..."Quit crying, _______ (toddler name) Oh... you just...peed...on the floor....like a dog............." and then that happens on loop.

(Stranded Island Colony Challenge Cont...)
"Omg... What are you two doing?!... And why aren't you doing anything about your husband?! Omg, I hate you! I'm done with the lot of ya!"

Stephen visits Henry and Matthieu's lot. After lunch, Henry and Stephen naked cuddle in bed while Matthieu is all like "Aw how cute!"

"Tiffany Zarubin, I WILL kill you!"

"No! The baby does NOT need a 5th bath today! She needs to sleep!"

I used to have that problem all the time (one didn't grow up until 9am!) until I realised you could take the baby to the cake before the 6pm rollover. And several dozen sprogs later, I've never once had it fail to work.

"'Ohhhh, look! It's 2 AM! Time for me to go home and go to bed!' You're a werewolf! You don't have a bedtime!"

She went home.

(Now that I think about it, why do werewolves have to take an extra half-second to switch to Outerwear when it's cold outside? I can understand if they're in human form, but if they go outside at night while they're wolfed out? They're covered in fur! They should be rolling around in the snow while they're licking their own nethers, for SimGod's sake....)


What, did you flunk a garden inspection?

Me : What a beautiful second wedding.....(Gran and Gramps had a second wedding for their anniversary they're still platnium mood in super wuv with each other after all these years) Wow what a mess in the yard.....well c'mon gang let's start cleaning up -has karone start cleaning up from the buffet dinner they had for the wedding/baby shower- Me : Hey what's wrong Karone? don't you want to clean up? you're a neatness sim....are you sick? is something wrong with the babies? Me: -watches camera zoom in on a screaming crying karone- OH NO! She's losing the babies! the pregnancy is in trouble ! Everyone : -comes running to see what's up- Emma : -cries as only a toddler can- Me : shhh.No...Mama's ok....there there.....-hopes i'm right who wants to explain death to a toddler sim or otherwise anyway- John : (Karone's hubby and Emma's daddy) -picks Emma up and looks worried- Me : Don't just stand there holding your youngest daughter CALL THE DOCTOR!!!!!!! Me : -has grandma take Emma but Grandma is too worried to react- SOMEONE TAKE EMMA OUT OF THE ROOM!!!!! Karone : -gives birth to twin boys- Me : THEY'RE HERE!!! THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!!!! Me : -names one baby boy John Jr after his dad and the other James after his grandpa- Karone : -holds her babies for the first time and looks tired- Me : You ok Karone? John : -holds his sons for the first time- Girls : -all three rush to hug mommy excited they have twin baby brothers- Karone : -sinks tiredly into a chair- Me : Welcome to the world John Jr and James.... Sunshine : -quietly has puppies and curls up with them- P.C.: -can't stop purring- Me : Good dog. Good cat. P.C. :Meow.....Meow......Meow....Meow.... Me : Uh oh! you too huh? Me : -some how gathers everyone including the pets and takes family photos- P.C.: -wonders off durring pics and has kittens- Me : Oh....KITTENS!!!!! Rest of the adults in the family minus gram and gramps who are busy holding their new grandsons : -cleans up from parties and goes home except two child cousins who beg to stay the night until their parents say yes-

So I was playing the Vonderstein-Biggs house, where since three out of four people wanted a baby got three out of four people pregnant - two normals and one abduction. When the game wouldn't let me merge the household with one pregnant sim with the household with two pregnant sims, I was annoyed, and concerned - the only way they'd be too big to merge would be if somebody were having twins. I got them moved in together by jumping through a couple of hoops, and after I closed the game I checked SimPE. One baby, one baby, one baby - okay, random glitchiness, not gonna worry about it.

Today, Matilda Biggs goes into labor. Pop up: "There are TWO new members on the way!"

"SimPE, you lying sack of manure!"

Followed by emergency house remodeling because no way!

My userStartup.cheat contains the following lines:

uintProp maxTotalSims 25
uintProp maxTotalHumans 15
uintProp maxTotalPets 10

...and most of my households fall well short of 15 Sims. So yeah, I'm just begging to get punked like that one of these days. .

Me : What's this? Emma: WAAHHHHH!!!!! Me : Uh-oh....nightmare. Poor baby. Emma: -throws up- Me : oh great. Karone : -comes in sleepily and bathes emma and puts her in new Jammies- Emma : -cries continuously- Me : Oh please don't be sick...... Emma : -throws up again and ends up needing a new nighttime diaper- Me : Oh boy.....yup you're sick. Karone : -changes emma again making worried sim sounds- Me: Oh boy. Sorry Karone but you gotta GO the boys can't catch this..... Grandma : -comes in to see what's going on with Grandpa close behind- Me : Oh boy....

-hours later-

Emma : WAAHHHHHHHH!!!! -refuses to sleep- Me : O.K. I think we better call the Doctor. something's NOT right. Sunshine : -comes into the room with her puppies and curls up on the rug with a whine-

Toddlers can get sick? I never even knew that.

fancy modding and playing.

"Are you [...] kidding me" when Lee-Roy and Ariana simultaneously dropped their newborns on the floor to regret a changing table instead of feeding them like I asked them.
What I did was putting a changing table in game. They got aspiration points. Then I change my mind for an other changing table. Meanwhile each of them lose 500 aspiration points.

Don't try for baby. Don't get pregnant.

That's basically all I'm saying right now. It doesn't work, obviously.

"No not more Quads. No I'm not having that. We're quitting and trying again"
"I know I said no more Quads but that doesn't mean triplets"
"Are you kidding me? Again? Why do you keep having triplets?!"
"Okay one more time. Jesus are you tired of giving birth yet?"
"And its triplets. You know what? Fine. See if I care"

And that's how Vivian Indie had triplets despite having no room for the children she already has.

A facepalm when a sim of mine game birth to quad.

An "are you kidding me" when she got pregnant despite being on birth control.

Whining, whining...
Don't like triplets and quads? Take that mod off.
Don't want try for baby? Turn off that option or risky woohoo.
Remember, baby's lifestage is 48 hours. After that time baby turns to toddler despite their needs. Sometimes earlier if baby is in good mood. When your sim gave birth? At morning? Wait till morning then or try for baby only on afternoon...

It's not whining. We secretly still like the chance of having a child due to risky woohoo or having triplets and quads. Doesn't mean we neccessarily still WANT it to happen sometimes.

I have triplets and quads at the lowest settings possible because I want it to happen - even then it happens so often that sometimes I just quit without saving, I still enjoy having them though because it's a fun challenge. I try to limit it to only 2-3 sets of quads/triplets per generation though otherwise I'll end up with way too many sims.

Yes, I know that you can't use the chair in front of the computer in order to turn it off. The chair is occupied because the computer is being used now. Why not go turn off the 3 stereos and 2 TVs all playing different stations instead?

"Don't you tell her to get out the bathroom; it's her house!"
"Why do you all insist on gathering in that one bedroom?"
"Five times I've redone this and you still had a girl?"
"Three times I've redone this and it's still the wrong color"
"Why does she have yellow eyes? Neither of you have yellow eyes"
"Figures the opening cinematic would choose the one orphan"

"Yes Yes... I know you miss grandpa....We all do..."

"Are you kidding me cat?! get OFF that diningroom chair you're making it VERY difficult for Karone...."

"Again? Dog I swear......O.K. O.K. Don't have a litter here! I'm letting you out!"

"Yes Sunshine your puppies have to go to good homes now.....no....ohhh honey don't whine and howl....it's ok...."

"Yes P.C. your kittens must go now.....I know....I know.....yeah yeah meow yourself and see if you like it..."

"James Jr you're looking more like your grandpa who you were named for every day! You'll be one handsome toddler so will your brother.....now drink your milk all up so you'll grow big and strong..."

"Yes Emma....Mommy and daddy and Grandma and Sissys love you TOO lil miss jealous."

"My Deco/Misc. section is a strange, strange place..."

It's a wild ride: dirty spoons next to ridiculously underpriced candle holders, followed by a random skull and decorative perfume flacons, etc. etc...

"You are all going to get fat if you keep getting pizza" even when they aren't hungry...visiting campus they go for pizza (fraternity in la fiesta tech). Of course fat or not I love my Sims
"Did you really just put the pizza in the bathroom? Ew"

"What kind of nanny are you? Where did you get your training?! You did not just leave my baby on the floor..."

"LEAVE THIS BABY ALONE"
"WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?'
"WHO LET YOU KICK THIS BIN?"
"DID I LET YOU TURN THE TV ON?"
Yeah... Typicall me in The sims 2...

"NO JOHNNY, NOOO!"
"Frank, no. Frank, Frank, what are you doing?! STOP!"
"Stop this tomfoolery"
"I expected better from you"
"Really dude? Really?"
"Of course. Who else would do that?"

oh ffs, don't be "shocked" your gf is having a shower... if you weren't WASHING THE DISHES in the bathroom, you wouldn't have seen her nekkid!

"Hush little baby boys it's alright now...Mama's here and Daddy's on his way with your bottles....."

"No No Emma....John Jr and James are too little to play in the sandbox or the wading pool with you honey......"

"Honestly dog.....Stacey just asked you not two minutes ago to go for a walk because it's potty time and you refused.....NOW you're scratching at the door and whining to be let out to go in the yard...."

"Awwww look Emma P.C. loves you even when you wild toddler hug her like that! Hear her purr?"

"What's up pup?" -said when sunshine random barks-

"Yeah yeah....woof yourself..." -also said when sunshine random barks-

"Of COURSE mommy and daddy and sissy and grandma love you baby girl....don't look so rejected......" -said to emma my toddler sim when she threw a toddler fit when the adults were too busy to take her out into the wading pool because the boys were demanding attention and the twins were both busy trying to help-

"SEE?! I TOLD you they love you!" -said when said adults and child sims FINALLY get the boys down for their nap and start playing with EMma-

"It's really strange the amount of times you've walked in on your step-brother naked today"
Anais Gavigan has a weird fascination with her step-brother Adam Burb. Usually sims wait outside the bathroom complaining that they can't open the door when someone else is in the shower, but sometimes they make it in before the sim has started showering/using the bathroom and don't get shooed out. Somehow Anais has managed to do that multiple times today. First she was washing the dishes while Adam got in the bath, the next time she came in to get a drink while Adam was just getting in the shower.

So, I move you into an unbuilt lot and one of you wants a double bed and the other a telescope and bookcase? So, no toilets or fridges or anything that would keep you alive then? XD

"You've already got two kids! Why the hell would you want another?"
"Wow, being pregnant really sucks."
"Oh right, I guess the reason why her husband has twice the skills she does is because she wasted three days being pregnant..."
"Stop trying to throw away half a plate of perfectly good fish!!!!" (Stupid neat sims...)

Knowledge Sims One could perhaps be Romance, but I think Knowledge Sims.
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One Romance, one Knowledge. Fortunately after the important stuff was bought they started rolling wants for things like fridges, toilets and baths lol.

"Why are you playing the piano? I told you to go sleep! Sleeping does not involve pianos! Unless I've been doing it wrong!"

For a double bed? Well, there is such a thing as carnal knowledge, I suppose...

Sims in love roll wants for double beds. When Ernest Munny (Fortune, obviously) fell in love with Sage Ann Onions he had a very practical, focused wants panel: Dance with Sage Ann. Get Engaged to Sage Ann. Flirt with Sage Ann. Play with Sage Ann. Buy a double bed.

Damn that is a single minded fortune man

To a sim standing for half an hour complaining that the teddy bear is in the wrong position so he can't talk through it to his kid, who's in school until I've had enough and sell the damn thing:
"Then I won't allow you to own a teddy bear, if you can't handle it!"
There are some things you'd never think you'd hear yourself utter, and playing sims seems to bring out a lot of those.

You might want to try no autonomous talking through the teddy bear by twojeffs. I downloaded it after one of my sims was swarmed by townies with teddy bears at the Arts & Crafts hobby lot. They cornered her, and there was a lot of foot stomping and actions dropped from the queue before she finally escaped. The mod has allowed me to put teddy bears on my lots again.

All my knowledge Sims tend to roll the following first wants : buy an expensive bookcase, buy a telescope, learn a skill point and woohoo in double bed - not necessarily in that order

cool story bro

"You're not so unlucky all in all" when Jeff Lachaîne get promoted through a chance card and the day after he got a 8 000 § reward.
One of his traits is "unlucky".

"Why must you always take the longer path around instead of taking shortcuts?"

"...Geez. If it weren't for us, you Sims would still be living in caves. Assuming you didn't go extinct over your own mistakes."

First round of the Patel family in my megahood:
"Wow, she's pregnant AND there's actually a room for the baby in the apartment."
There are two new family members on the way.
"Okaaaaaay...well I guess I can convert the office into another nursery."
Four new Sim Icons appear on the screen.
"Oh s***! You are doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

(Runs to replace doors)

"If you are going to steal the newspaper, could you at least wait until the delivery girl is off the porch?"

Did she point and yell at them? XD

I swear those mods don't always work in my game. My sim's visitors still use the ballet bar constantly, they'll still use the teddy bear too. Maybe the load order has something to do with it?

"GAH! Another crash! EFF YOU! Why must you crash before you even load?!"

Go to bed, no leave the baby sleepin it can grow up in the morning.
You're gonna pass out if you don't stay in bed and leave the baby alone. It really won't stave if you sleep a few hours first.

ANOTHER set of twins?! - when I went to double check the father of Viviane's pregnancy, and noticed the "Number of babies expected is 2"
Viviane is a twin (Vincent) and her two younger siblings are twins. Now she's having twins, while still living in her parents' house. I mean, really. Three sets of natural twins, in one house?! Excessive! (Yes, I know, twin tokens and blah blah)

Oh crap, you're going into labour NOW? How the h--- am I gonna fit two cribs in this house?!

All three sets are girl-boy?! What is going on?

Wow can I have your luck once my game works again?


I LOVE big families!

You want YET another baby?? You have three kids already! In a tiny two bedroom house! If you don't stop this, I will have to call the ogre on you!

KatieBelle I love big families too! I just wasn't planning on it in this household. And I think this goes beyond "luck" and into "I broke the game statistics."

And SciBirg, you think that's bad? Try SIX in a one bedroom house! (The elder twins are in the back portion of the hall, the younger are in the living room, and I'm really not sure where the grandkids will sleep)