But of course.

TPBM can't cook anything on the stove without burning it.

False. I can cook a grilled cheese if i have the right pan. XD (Good thing my man's a great cook!)

TPBM has candy right now.

I wish....

TPBM is procrastinating right now

YES. So much. T_______T

TPBM has a headache like me.

haha, yeah, as always.

TPBM lives in the US

No, I live in Canada. :D

TPBM can see ten or more pens from where they're sitting.

Haha No, my house eats pens, clothes, ids and keys...

TPBM has at least 2 friends in a different time zone...

Nope.

TPBM is in a room containing a candle.

Nope.


The person below me is using a PC, not a MAC

Correct. I've never used a Mac.

TPBM has eaten something within the last hour.

Yep just got back from eating out with the family.

TPBM has a son or a daughter.

I'm assuming my cat doesn't count, so no.

TPBM loves tea.

Yep
TPBM has read all the Harry Potter books

Numerous times.

TPBM is bored out of their skull.

Heck yeah, how did you know?

TPBM has wanted to murder a scale.

If you mean a scale as in a triple beam balance during an utterly incomprehensible physics simulation, then yes. If you mean a scale to weigh myself, then no.

TPBM is in a snowy place right now.

No, no snow. Just the cold of it.

TPBM isn't wearing shoes right now.

Shoes are for being outside for more than 20 minutes and hot tar. Neither apply right now so no.

TPBM is single.

Sadly, yes.

TPBM likes ketchup.

I do, indeed.

TPBM likes mustard.

It's alright and is a great meat seasoning if you want to try something a bit different.

TPBM is older than 18.

nope

TPBM can't stand the smell of ketchup

True, I find it vile.

TPBM can reach a glass of water from where they're sitting.

Nope, but I used to

TPBM likes black nail polish (like me!)

Eh, sometimes. It depends on my outfit.

TPBM likes Bright Eyes.

Love them. Or rather, love him; it's more like Conor Oberst and a rotating array of back-up musicians.

TPBM plays an instrument.

Yes, the clarinet and the guitar.

TPBM enjoys photography.

Definitely.

TPBM knows how to drive.

Yes. But no license.

TPBM knows how to drive but doesn't have a license to drive.

Yes, I'm going to take the test after I've finished finals this year.

TPBM has finished a book in the past week.

no, but I'm a mere chapter away

TPBM has lost a book they've been dying to re-read

Nope, I don't have too many books and they're all in the same spot. The ones I re-read often are on top

On the same subject, TPBM has read the same book at least 5 times.

Many books.

TPBM has been to a wedding in the last 6 months.

Nooooope. Last wedding I went to I think I was 10. lol.

TPBM has a dentist appointment they've been meaning to make but haven't because they have other more important things to do then go to the dentist. Like eat candy.

Went to the Dentist two months ago ^__^

TPBM is sleepy.

Yep.

TPBM has their driver's license.

That I do.

TPBM prefers tea to coffee.

I certainly do.

TPBM gets tongue tied when they're speaking in public.

I talk a little too fast when I'm speaking in public, but that's my only visible tic. I wouldn't say that I'm tongue-tied.

TPBM has been to a party in the past few weeks.

Yessiree! It was awesome!

TPBM likes chocolate ice cream over vanilla.

Definitely.

TPBM can see a car from where they're sitting.

Yes.

TPBM lives somewhere where it's raining.

Yes, all. THE. TIMEEEEEEEEEEE.

TPBM has played a legacy and abandoned it. o.o

Oh so many times!

TPBM is excited for Generations.

Not really, way more excited for Unleashed though.

TPBM likes English class.

Yes I do! I'm in advanced!

TPBM likes/liked school

NO. I'm a dropout o.o

TPBM has read a book that was written 200 + years ago.

Candide!

TPBM actually enjoys/enjoyed their history class

Yes, I enjoyed it a lot It was fun!

TPBM has made someone a video dedication

Yes. my ex-boyfriend.

TPBM is gay-friendly

Yep.

TPBM has naturally curly hair.

Sigh. Yep.

TPBM has played a game from the Halo series before.

Hell yeah!
TPBM is brunette.

Yeppers.

TPBM has played Portal (or Portal 2).

BOTH! Ahh!~

TPBM has owned a hater before

Can't say that I have.

TPBM is a good dancer.

Depends who you ask, and what state they're in at the time.

TPBM loves to bake.

nope. can't bake cookies without cremating them :p

TPBM love bunnies.

Not really, I'm always worried they'll bite me.

TPBM is listening to music right now.

Nope. Sorreh D:

TPBM is a grammar nazi.

Yes (and deja vu, I think I answered this one previously before),

TPBM is using a laptop.

I certainly am.

TPBM has an animal in the room with them.

Nope. o.o

TPBM is somewhere other than home.

Maybe, under a bridge? ;D

TPBM use Google Translator for this site.

I've never used Google Translator.

TPBM is also confused as to why a guy posted in the girls' club (kind of funny).

Definitely!

TPBM is crazy in a good way!

No, I'm in a bad way. I steal toys from little children.

TPBM finished Elementary.

Elementary what? School? If so, no.

TPBM has sprained their ankle at some point.

No, can't say it's true.

TPBM has been electrocuted

verynearlyalmost but no

TPBM can pinch people with their toes!

Uh... Never tried. *tries to do it with her brother but instead kicks him in the stomach*. Oops...

TPBM has hair on her legs.

Nope. I shaved last night.

TPBM has chipped nail polish.

Yes, I have to clean it off.

TPBM likes Twilight.

No. I enjoy reading about how much people hate Twilight.

TPBM makes references to memes like "Me Gusta" to other people. Sometimes with a weird look from the other person following immediately afterwards.

No...

TPBM plays an MMORPG.

I don't even know what an MMORPG is :P.

TPBM has been to Disneyworld.

^It's a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (e.g. World of Warcraft or RuneScape)

I have indeed been to Disney World.

TPBM has been to SeaWorld.

What's Seaworld? o_o

TPBM has eaten a worm.

No. I can't even stand the thought of half a worm. *shudders*

TPBM has at least one very clingy, needy friend. (*sigh* Just gimme some space woman!)

Yup. Oh look, she's calling again.... (no, seriously)

TPBM spends around a minute trying to think of something to ask the person below them

Nope! :D

TPBM reads FailBlog.

Can't do, seeing as I don't know what it is.. lol

TPBM has read the entire Harry Potter series more than 3 times

Nope.

TPBM owns an iPhone.

No

TPBM knows a traitor.

Yes. Unfortunately.

TPBM knows all 8 of their great-grand parents.

Nope, I never met one, they were all gone by the time I came around.

TPBM is traveling

No, unfortunately.

TPBM knows Portuguese.

Nope!
TPBM wakes up at noon or later during the summer

Yes, oh, hell yes!

TPBM adores chocolate.

Yeeeess... *drools*

TPBM is European

Yep half Norwegian!
TPBM listens to JPop.

I have no clue what that is!
TPBM is wondering why I'm posting so late

Nope.

TPBM has thought at least once that TP stood for "toilet paper" instead of "the person" in "the person below me". xD /random thought.

No.

TPBM needs a nap.

No, I just woke up.

TPBM is legal drinking age (of wherever you live).

Yes, yay! ... Even though I DO drink champagne and vodka at all New Year's Eve parties since 12.

TPBM has a gay friend.

That I do.

TPBM should be doing something more productive right now.

Yes, but I have no energy and the weather is pure evil.

TPBM likes Maxis-Match CC.

Dunno what that is.
TPBM is over 21.

Nope! 15, almost 16. :P
TPBM is ciked for the new Pets expansion