Parent in background: "I'm bringing up my children to be pacifists..."
Children: "Bang you're dead!" "*chokes* You're going to jail you murderer!"

Of course a fire and rotting trash! IRL it's been over 100 for months - as hot as 112. My tomatoes are cooking on the vine. And I live in the Sacramento valley where it USED to be called a Mediterranean climate. So yea, in the desert ..this. I've always loved Ireland..

"How did I end up with these roommates? Not only do they eat like pigs, but they sit at the table half naked!"

Fido's attempts at backstroke were no more successful that baby's attempts to hold back the tide.

Johnny, an undercover and unsuspecting accomplice, is using his specially engineered scent to lure another victim straight into the Beaker's dungeon.

Ive never seen that; what were the circumstances?

I sent them both to woohoo in the photo booth through the ACR menu, and neither of them wanted to apparently, because she wouldn't let him in. I tried sending him first, and HE allowed HER to join him, but then he kicked her out! I took a photo of that, too

@LauraPamplonaS first picture: "For goodness' sake Bryan, I told you I can only fit ONE person in here with me at a time!"
@LauraPamplonaS second picture: "And I, Sharon, made it clear that Peter and I do NOT want you in here with us whilst we woohoo!"

@simsample
"Dave found it difficult to hold back from telling his friend all about last night's date, which included a gaming session, exotic costumes, a fireman, and best of all, a turkey dinner with all the fixins."

@Ivrats Dargy Melinda was highly entertained at the gym. Not just by the dead body on the treadmill, but also by the blackcurrant sweat stains under its armpits.

Ugg I can almost touch my toes. But why did I wear these tight leotards..every bump shows..and I'm not talking muscle..
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There is a story here...but...but..why did she go outside..with her baby still "attached" to sit in the flowers? And I didn't "create" this scene,and the baby is floating.

Melinda's sanity broke at last with her water.

@VampDeLeon Horrifying scene at the ElectroDance Sphere section of the local night club! Sim wears pink tracksuit on Formal Friday, absolutely unforgiveable.

Do I look like the family cat? Stupid blind nanny.

@Charity - The force is strong on the feline

@VampDeLeon Baby Brian was so neglected that no-one even noticed when he leapt from the upper window, performed a triple somersault, and rebounded off the trampoline in the garden.

@simsample Look Ma, no gravity!

"OMG look at that! Maybe you should stop taking those pills.
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@grammapat Oscar the Gnome quietly watched Melinda's latest fashion experiment, keeping the resurrect-o-nomitron handy in case it all went horribly wrong.

@simsample Jason was disappointed to see his friend's lack of reaction when he came out as Alien. He couldn't understand why she wasn't surprised.

Trans teen was new to broom flying and got stuck in a tree. Trying to empress, he just laughed it off.

Tim and Johnny were such good friends they were inseparable!

Despite her cooking skills, Tammy knew her culinary career was gonna go nowhere until she could find a trainer to teach her some proper chewing techniques.

"I am sure I will see the rare four colour parrot if I only stare to sky long enough."

"Surprise! ... I'm not dead yet..."

Mr Chill accidentally speared his carrot nose on his trident, and was so cross that he didn't even notice that the rest of the neighbourhood had vanished.

woops what was I captioning?!
 

Snowman: I made sure to throw snow on the steps; now to wait for victim to slip and fall!
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I love that giant rock

@simsample 's picture: The young girl asked the butler to drive her to see the great mountains, but he suggested taking the train instead because he can't reach the car's pedals.

@grammapat 's picture: The llama's plan of setting the undead on fire didn't work. Now they're on the run and he must deal with them himself.

@LauraPamplonaS Mary realized she ought to leave the flower seeds out of her recipe next time. It caused a whole tree to bloom from her poor friend Anna's head at the dinner table.

When Gary's clip-in topper fell off his head as he went in for a kiss, Robert immediately regretted sealing the deal.

@LauraPamplonaS *cricks neck* Alright, got a couple a fools to set right from the sandbox. Meet me at the mailbox.

Thanks, it's here: https://earlypleasantview.tumblr.co...uy-shown-with-a

@VampDeLeon
Little Alex was a pro at balancing giant walking sticks on his shoulder.

Ryan finally understood what the phrase "I see galaxies in your eyes" means...

"On second thought, why waste the water? I'll just go back outside and let the rain rinse me off."

Look, the mole built a fountain!

"Hug it out!? " (gag. cough) "Stop already! You're a nasty moldy mess-especially when you squish my head under your nasty cheeks"
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"Now analyzing - human process: grief."

Jackie was having so much fun that she forgot about the stolen box of Ice Pops she had stowed up the back of her shirt.

Andy just learned that his siblings are planning on taking his part off their parents will, and he's more than happy to concoct a devious plan to get back at them.

If only he knew he was listening to the neighbor's conversation instead...

"Oh, how lovely she is while she is talking to phone."

@Ruusupapu: "And then he said, if you like it then you should've put a ring on it!"

"1, 2. 1, 2. 1..-SQUIRELL!"

@Ivrats Dargy: Her talent was unmatched, she blew the audience out of their seats with that performance

@VampDeLeon Melissa was so very upset when she noticed her statue was wearing a lamp shade.

@simsample: Efficient delivery, in 1 trip Polly was able to carry all grocery bags and balanced drinks on her head before going into the fridge.

@VampDeLeon: Something seemed off about the new welcome wagon, but at least the neighbours look friendly.

Jim had arrived to survey his new construction job and realized he'd better get on it right away, as the owner seems to have resorted to "cheaper roofing alternatives"

Hans thought Yolanda was mad for reading her imaginary book to him. He wished she's just get out of the way so that he could finish playing his imaginary piano!