"Where do you think you're going? Come back here so your date can make out with you!"

(Seriously, I need to reconfigure the Hub. It can take two hours to maneuver for a make-out if you try to use the couch and the date gets distracted by the art. Once a date's movements get out of synch with the active sim's, you might as well change venues.)

"Stop bathing that toddler! She's already ridiculously clean!" (Yes, I downloaded a fix for that problem.)

"Get out of bed, your carpool is here. No, don't play video games! No, don't rake leaves! Is that more fun than work??"

"Your not hungry now, you want to paint!" I wanted to build skill level fast, and i wasnt letting something as silly as hunger get in the way!

"Stop that!"

"I said eat, you dumb fuck!"

"Great. Just great."

"Really, bitch? Really?"

"What the fuck?!"

"Okay, fuck this!"

"Oh, now you want babies?!"

"For the love of me, stop hopping around and do something!"

"Oh, crap."

"Don't you talk back at me!"

"Wait.... what?"

"Hurry, you'll miss the bus! Runrunrunru- Oh... fuck."

"Good job, asshole."

That, and I sing the tunes during loading and in CAS/build/buy mode.

I started doing that ages ago. creepy teenager sleeping with her dad :/

The most recent thing I've said while playing Sims is "Why the heck did I build this?!" after I uncover a house I've built months ago and thought it looked good. -.-;
There's also "Why are you---that's not your husband!" and just plain "GRAAAAAAH!"

"Don't look at me like that, you rolled that want!"

"NAW "insert word here" YOU NEED TO GO." While I was trying to film.
The sim I was filming was flirting too much with her boyfriend so I gave him the boot off the set.

Recently:

"Vincent wants to sit in the chair Cloud is at.. theres other computers you know, and chairs."
"Actually no.. dont hug him."
"Nevermind, lets have them sit at the table."

Some things:

"I designed this room for you. This costs so much of my Simoleons I could have used for something, and you sleep in your MOM's bed?!?!?"

"WHY CAN'T YOU GET PREGNANT?"

"Sleep!!! If you're tired, SLEEP!" I say that to my toddlers

i swear the next time the social worker takes my sim child because she stashed her homework somewhere, im gonna scream >

I love talking to my Sims out loud as if they can hear me. Not sure if that makes me insane, though. O_o
Here's some stuff, I'm often saying to them:

"No, stop it! Stop trying to feed her, damn it!"

-Sees kid wanting his/her parents to read to them- -cancels action- "Stop bothering your father."

"Don't bother your mother."

"What the freaking heII, man! You'll make out with her, but you won't sleep in the same bed with her?! You're a hormonal teenager for pete's sake with flirty interactions that clog up your daily wants everyday! Either you're trying to hide your horniness or you want to save the last strip of innocence you have left in this puberty-powered life."

"My gosh, this Sim is horny." (usually when Sims always want woohoo from their lovers, all the live-long-day, it gives me the impression that their reproductive system is working a little too well.)

"Go home!"

"Why, just why? Why do you keep coming onto the lot like that, you stalker!"

"Oh my effing, just go home!"

"Stop trying to read to them!"

"Damn it, Tommy!" (I'm always blaming my Sim for things he breaks/ruins. If the house's on fire, it was Tommy. TYhe baby's out of their crib? Blame Tommy. Relaxing in the hot tub when I obviously ordered him to do something else? Gosh damn it, Tommy...)

"That lobster looks good..."

"Really, Luca? Really? Do you HAVE to tell her a dirty joke all the time?" (Luca, another one of my Sims, has dirty joking as his favorite interaction. Even though his wife hates it, he still does it anyway.)

"Jack, get out of bed and make them some dinner."

"Damn it, Jack!" (Jack is a slave to his 2 roommates. Instead of having each sim cooking their own meal individually, I make Jack get up and do everything without my other precious Sims having to lift a finger. They sorta get special treatment while Jack is the under appreciated slave who works hard for no benefit. I even made him get so close to his dream job only to make him get fired. He got a bad reputation to make things worse (for him) and funnier (for me.) so people make disgusted faces at him. Ha!)

"...nice a$$...Gosh damn..." What? A girl can't ogle her own male Sims?

"How can you not want a piece of that? She has no taste at all..." (That is usually my reaction to Sims getting x'd out hearts for my body builder Sims.

"GROW UP AREADY YOU -bleep-ING BABY!"
"Next one to do that dies."
"Stop -bleep-ing asking them to read to you."
"IGNORE THE BABY"
"Why won't you make out."
"Okay, so you'll get engaged to her but you won't kiss her."
>.< "So you'll marry her but you won't kiss him."
"BLEEP BLEEP! WHY WON"T YOU TWO WHOO HOO!"
"I swear I am going to kill you."
"Fine you don't want to take care of yourself, fine! Suffer and while your at it make everyone dinner."
"I'm seeing things I swear to god."
"... ... ... WTF?"
"You just did NOT do that."
"Your pi$$ing me off grow up." (Shift-click set to birthday, grow up)
"... Why is your sister the over achiever when your the only one doing your homework? Dumb-bleep-"
"Bwuhahahaha aliens wanna talk."

I yell a lot of "why aren't do doing what I TOLD you to do?!" because my sims like to do what they want even if I direct them to do something else. It makes me soooo mad!

"Um..Okay. You can stop smooching the maid. Your husband is coming through the door and... #$%^&*! Ohgodohgodohgod..."

"Okay, you just left your pancakes to read a romance novel?"

"Will you leave the *bleeping* baby alone and go eat/pee/sleep?"

"Damn it change the f-ing diaper"

"You had to f-ing feed the baby every 5 minutes, why won't you feed him/her now that he/shes a toddler"

"Oh for f-sake get off the f-ing computer and do what I told you to"

"You better hurry up, (child's name) doesn't need to see you naked" (said when two sims just *have* to woohoo on the couch in the front room at 2:53pm right before the child gets home from school.)

"Get off that activity table already! Your mama wants to feed you some nice toddler mush!"

"There are a half dozen computers in this dorm, and you want the one that's occupied! What the hey!"

"Not tonight dear, I'm playing Sims 2"

(Is there a .. you know you're addicted to sims 2 if ... thread?)

I thought I saw one around here...probably in the Popular Threads section.

Why? Just WHY?! ::head on hand:: Seriously?

"Oh, no, you don't! You march right over there and apologize!"
"Where'd he go? Is he even still on the lot?"

"Will you give me that food?"
"I wish i can eat your food"
Everytime my sims make foods, especially Grilled Cheese. maybe i have Grilled Cheese Aspiration XD

"Why you keep buying useless thing"
I hate when Fortune Aspiration always roll want to buy something that doesn't fit in my house.

I know what you mean, revit.

"Buy you WHAT? Where are you gonna PUT it?"

"They're just bugs! GET OVER IT!"

My farmer-girl sim found roaches near her garbage can and has been unable to function all day because of it!

"Why... Why why WHY are you sleeping in your child's bed you perverted freak." (Usually directed at the confused dad who's sleeping in his teen daughter's bed, when his wife is in they're bed... "relaxing" )
"Ugh, put some clothes on you freak." (Sims walking around - 'specially in dorms or around children - in their underwears)
"What the... YOU'RE OLD. WHERE ARE YOU PYJAMAS?!" (Elder Sims sleeping in underwear... -shivers-)
"You're freaking out just because there's something in your way... You spaz." (Sims having a spaz attack because something is in their way, or can't get somewhere)
"Stop looking at me... IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!!!" (Sims looking at me and cringing because I made them do what must be done)
"YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SH*T!!!" (my Sims boyfriend (or husband, whatever) completely ignoring someone insulting or fighting with her.)
"You're not using your brain..." (Sim does something stupid.)
"Uh... Somebody's, somebody's in here." (Sim walks in on my Sim in the bathroom and starts complaining that my Sim is on the toilet)
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FUN IS MAXED, YOU WILL SING, AND YOU WILL SING RIGHT." (Sim stops karaoke or microphone singing while I... Want them to)