"Always remember the lube!"

For a split second when I first looked at the picture, I thought I was looking at a transparent plant Sim.

Penguin: 'I want that one. Can you get it for me? You're the better jumper. Thanks!'

"THIS IS WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE!"

Blue: My ex hid my gold!
Redhead: EXCUSE ME?! This is going on the news!
Black hair: I'm gonna stab that person in the eyes!
Plantsim (The ex): lol it's in your bathing suit

'Jeez, you look like you just died!'
'Did you already look at yourself in the mirror any time lately? You're ugly, I just look numb with cold.'

"Ta da, I ate all my food!"

"Why, hello there! What a pleasure to meat you!"

From another room:
Mom: Timmy, why is there a cat in the other room?!
Timmy: The Grim Reaper gave it when daddy died!
Mom: Wait, daddy's dead?

Best party EVER! Those ghosts can't get up here, right? RIGHT?
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Or how about ...(girl seated) Hay, I was going to eat that! (girl with plates) "Fine, HERE!" 1st girl: "glumph"
Your pic: "Thanks, that was a great date". "Does that mean you're not going to arrest me?"
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"Why does he get a plate of sandwiches and I get nothing?"

The man of the house is dressed like a gentleman yet he has the manners of a pig (in front of the ladies, too). Must be hard to let go of the bachelor freedom.

Black haired guy: "I'm not deaf, you know? I can hear what you're both saying about me".
(The other two ignore him and keep gossiping)

Sorry, no photo. I'm on mobile and I can't compress the images.

When this guy went diving and found a mermaid he didn't expect her to be this grumpy!

Not my pic, but one I found in my pic folder. XD

Guy: "I am in Heaven right now...(sniffs)"

Cop: "Oh, my goodness! What are you doing in my garden?!"

Poor woman's snagged in soda rings and nests, yet the guy is suckered into her bait, line and sinker.

Fine, I give up. Now can you tell me where you are? I can hear you, but I can't see you anywhere!

(Guy in snakeskin jacket): Why, what a fine pair or simoleons you have!
(Girl on far left): This party is really great!
(Sim on far right): *sobs* Get me out of this game!

"Is this really the time for a dance party?"

Cat: mistress, from the rotation of the back of the body, the tail will not grow...
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