From all these posts, ACR seems like a fun one.

Let's see, I try to refrain from using anything non-PG out of my own preference, so basically it is just "WHAT? REALLY?"
"Go eat your pop tart, I don't care if you want toaster streudel!"
"STOP TALKING AND EAT!"
"Do you REALLY need to go play SSX3?"
"Don't you shrug at the new decoration I bought you! You wanted it!"
"Put some clothes on in that hot tub!"
"GET THE FOOD!" when it's left in the oven
"Stupid dormie! DO YOUR ASSIGNMENTS SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"Put the bills down and go to work!"
"Yes, because that makes sense..."
"You will eat it and like it!"
"WHY?"

Its all in the matter of how you have it set up. I have mine set up so I don't have too many opps babies, that is one of the reasons why I appreciate the birth control settings in ACR 2.0. I occasionally get oppsed with twins, but it doesn't bug me enough to use "morning after pill" option. I also have it set up to disable cheating, while I don't mind my married sims being all over their spouse, I really don't want them all over other sims that aren't their spouse.


Back on Topic:

"Seriously, get off the computer and pee/eat/sleep."

*Uncontrollable laughter* "What the hell are you wearing?" (Said at some of the ridiculous clothes they transition into.)

"Stop crying ya dam baby!"
"Come on stop having a baby girl/boy for pete sake!.."
"Well if ya don't have a girl, that's whatcha get for havin a boy."
"What the hell!?"

Load up dammit - usually when I am going someplace.
What in hell are you doing? - Too many times to count.
Really? Really? Really? - a glitch in the game that makes me either force quit or have to use a cheat.
Why are you cooking? - Most of my sims have butler's that cook and they will autonomously go to the fridge to make a meal.
Shut up already, why are you talking to him/her? - again too many times.

Each of these outbursts gets really strange reactions/responses from my girlfriend in the other room.....

Yes, that's appropriate. Congratulate your best friend for getting pregnant by a married man.
Your son is late for school, stop playing red hands.
Why isn't the mod I downloaded three years ago working. It's been working for years!
When I start screaming internally, it's time to stop playing for a day or a month.
hot pink sleeveless top with army cargo pants, seriously? - edit. Someone from youtube wore exactly that outfit! BWAHAHAHA.

Who designed these clothes!?

-Why is Kjell Cotte ( do not remember his englich namne, but hi has red shorts and a ugly nose) ogeling my littel girl? GO AWAY YOU PERV!

"the baby dosnt, NEED, a bath..." *violently mashes icon to cancel* "...but, YOU, need to cook dinner!..."

"ooofff course -_-" Normally when I direct my sim who is incredibly stinky or about to pee their pants to the bathroom, then a guest decides they need OT do that too. At that exact moment. Ive taken to locking a bathroom door for household only now. Im sick of it. You should have went on your way out of work. Maybe my sims toilet was broken. Or they were remodeling the bathroom. How do you know? Bitch.

"UGH. FINE. Whatever I dont care anymore" *stop playing and lets them do whatever they want because im sick of their foolishness*

"stop; FUCKING RAKING LEAVES. YOU HAVE A GARDNER FOR A REASON GO INSIDE."

"Dont let the nanny pick on you! tell her to gtfo." *nanny continues to pick on my sim ect ect* "OOHH MY GOD" *fires nanny* SHELL BE A STAY ST HOME MOM W/E I DONT CARE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW."

*Only my toddler and nanny are home; nanny proceeds to get 6 bottles consecutively for the toddler* "OH MY GOD CORRINE, HES NOT HUNGRY HE HAD THE FIRST 3 YOU GAVE HIM, STOP WASTING MY SUPPLIES AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! Make some pasta for when everyone comes- PUT THE DAMN BOTTLE DOOOWWNNNNN UGHHH"

"Gotta get the kids in bed before the parents come home or-" *that happens, kid drops all ques, and rockets outside to hug parent* "UUGGH DAMN IT" That is so annoying I cant handle it.

"Why do you keep bringing him home? Every single day for the past 2 weeks; im so sick of seeing him. You need to make more friends at work dude." *immediately tells guest to leave* "I wish this was the sims 3, so I could choose to have you 'meet coworkers'"

"You have been clogging up your want panel for the past week to buy the damn stove, so DONT COMPLAIN NOW THAT I GAVE IT TO YOU. Just as easily as I gave it, I can TAKE IT AWAY. DONT TRY ME."

What flies out of my mouth is NOT PG13...

Most common with me-
"WHAT did I tell you to do???" This being after all the actions I've queued up have dropped one by one.

"You do this, and you do...oh. You're already doing that. That's cool."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KILL TUTORIAL JOE!!!11!?!?!"

"I don't care that you just got a memory"
"Did I ASK you to do that?"
"I'M NOT GETTING YOU A HIGHCHAIR"
"No stop bonding your son is stupid anyway"
"What the crap? Why are you black with blonde hair?"
"Crap. He's/She's married."
*sim ages up* "..... Yeah, change appearance NOW."
"YOU AREN'T TAKING A CLASS IN THAT SKILL"
"Put your stupid baby down."
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why are so many people down on parent-child bonding? I'm continually going "Awwww..."

I do tend to get a little tense at parties:
"No, you're not going to smustle, go schmooze your future mother-in-law."
"Don't waste your time on the llama mascot!"
"Y'know, if you didn't smustle so much you wouldn't want to shower in the middle of the party."
"No, you're not doing group research; I need you to break up that smustle."

Another favorite is, "What the HELL is the problem THIS time????"
I often praise sims aloud when they do something right for once, saying "Good girl," or "good boy".

Oh, and I have: "That is not yoga!" on heavy rotation. Yoga is the single most likely action to drop out of a queue, even for my fitness nuts who always fist-pump when told to do it.

Not to mention, when I take my teen sims out to a community lot to find a boyfriend/girlfriend: "WHERE THE PLUMBBOB ARE ALL THE TEENS? DO NO TEENS COME HERE AT ALL? Go greet her. DAMMIT SHE'S TALLER THAN HIM TOO! WHERE! ARE! THE! TEEEEEEEEENS????"

Now that I've been playing Sims 2 again, I find myself saying this one alot:

"Get away from the (censored) instruments". I swear my Sims want to spent every single minute on the bass/guitar/piano. The no autonomous instruments mod I installed didn't work and they are constantly on them.

the one thing I said in a very colorful way to one of my sim kids (playful active type)

stop (censored) playing with that dog the bus is here, (30 minutes later) I (censored) told you to get on the bus you (censored),
*see bus leaving and child still playing with dog*
it is 9:30 why the hell are you still here go walking to school and don't come back before you had 8 hours there stupid
*sim-clock hit 15:00 bus comes back her sisters get out,she doesn't*
guess the principal agreed with me, she has detention time

There's only really one thing I say to myself now.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

*headdesks*

"Oh my freaking God, the poor just get poorer." -In response to my dirt-poor, unmarried Sim accidentally getting pregnant and getting robbed in the same night.
"STOP PUTTING YOUR HOMEWORK ON THE DAMN FLOOR" -all the freaking time
"No you will have two loves at once. I am not putting your relationship in danger." -to one of the Legacy husbands
"Good LORD stop ringing" -to the phone that rings ALL THE TIME
"No reflections... FRICK I forgot to run it with the good processor again." -Woes of having two graphics processors
"OH SON OF A-" -Starting the game and leaving it to load while I make some tea, but forgetting to click "Play"
"No, you can't date him, he's Asian." -Accidentally racist response to my redhead Sim flirting with someone from her school. I wanted the family to date exclusively other redheads.
(I know there are fixes for three of these)

I really do love ACR, but I don't like that my teens get involved. This was from today:

"Wait, where is she? You're having sex, aren't you?" (I find my sim with her stepbrother relaxing naked on a bed upstairs.) "NO, you are NOT having sex with your stepbrother. Go do something else! Don't you have homework to do? Go do your homework. And you, you have school in the morning. Go to bed and leave your stepsister alone."

My normal ones that my boyfriend usually hears me yelling at the sims:

- "Oh darn it, I accidentally tried for a baby again." (Seriously, my hand just flies in that direction all the time).
- "LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
- "Stupid cow broke up my engagement again. He/She didn't want to kiss him!"
- "Oh. Dad started a fire in the kitchen again. Only three people died this time".
- "Guhh, I hate having to dig under the snow to find my kid's homework!" (For those days I forget to give them a desk).
- "Time to throw the baby!" (My normal comment when there is a baby/toddler birthday)

or one I had lately: "Oh shoot.. that was her twin sister".

Oh, and another one I had lately: "Boy, she really enjoys tent sex" after she rolled the want 10 times in a row. (That's some good stamina too for an elderly woman on her last day on earth. Died fulfilled though from it all).

Said to my son: "Time for baby birthday!"

He loves watching babies age up to toddlers. If it's twins I say, "Double baby birthday!"

I do this all the time! Teens just never go out these days, I guess that counts for Sims too lol.

I tend to insult my sims a lot. For example if a baby comes out ugly. "Oh $#!@ you're ugly. Your parents are beautiful. WHY."

I also cuss a lot when playing. It just comes out without warning.

And I always go, "Okay you're gonna take a shower, then eat, then pee, and then sleep," and just list their actions aloud.

It's funny because I won't realize how much I talk to my sims until someone points it out.