(Weeeeeeell, the people up there were trapped and were gonna die, sooooooooo...)

Lady: HAHAHA I HATE YOU

Man: I think the voice came from the snowflakes.

@Uri-simka picture: Arghh, that hideous carpet is making me play in minor chords!

@Astha123 picture: Geoffrey was dismayed to find that his bobble hat wouldn't fit over the large petunia that sprouted from his head.

SURPRISE! I'M STILL ALIVE!

(As a small note, the ghost is the father of the girl in the hot tub)

"I knew it!

Her pet dog poisoned meeeeeeeeeeee"

"Yeah, because this isn't awkward at all ..."

Found that I'd left my sim dog saved in a moment of impressive messiness.

'This crap I don't want, I toss that aside'

Mom: Her teeth are coming, she needs chew.

"We could make a song about pizza right now!"

Lady on the right: 'Yes! I got my money's worth.'
Guy with hairband: 'Is my girlfriend actually on the pill? Oh god, I hope so. I so don't want this to happen to me..!'

Apparently their new love relation reeks to high heaven.

"The things I have to do to keep her happy... This song SUCKS! Oh well, if she likes it..."

Couple on the left:
'Halt girl. You're not allowed to walk here, but if you go out with me I will tear up the ticket.'
Couple in the middle:
'I told you to come as Moby Dick! We discussed this. I would be captain Ahab and you would do as I said and be Moby. So..where is your outfit!'
Oldie on the right:
'Ghehgheh, sounds just as my late wife. Well, luckily I'm free as a bird now.'

(A picture I found on photobucket from one of my older hoods)

GRRRR I HATE THAT KID, AND THAT STUPID SWING!!
(By the way @mirjampenning, those two in the left are engaged, they are the same ones who appear in that picture with the hot tub and the ghost)

"I'm fairly sure this is not normal belly button lint."

Werewolf Lady: "I'm planning to scare that girl to death tonight."

And the blue guy, for some reason, reminds me of the bald narrator from "Choose Your Own Nightmare: Curse of the Mummy" and I think a few other CYON titles.

That's when she realized she could only blame herself for the llama incident at work... Self hate flooded her constantly... She often thought back to simpler times working nights at the Charlie where the only wild animals she ever encountered were the penguins... The penguins never caused trouble... Never once did they put her in an awkward position where she had to choose between morals and finances... She may just have to waltz down to the Charlie tonight and pay a visit to some old friends... Better than brooding in her own self loathing all evening...

OMG, there is plumbbob floating!

"It wasn't my fault! I just found them like this!"

UFO: "Eject! He's got holy water!"

Selena had always been a bit on the short side, but her massive head helped to make up for it.

"I shouldn't have bought the knock off brand of 'Emperor's New Clothes'."

Girl on the left: "Omg, Chrissy! Check it out! Chad must have gotten some new Emporer's Clothing!" *squeal* Girl on the right: "I know, right? Good thing he didn't get the knock off brand. Did you see that chick that did? It was so funny" Chad: "Hey girls, check out my new jump shot..." *squeals*

Ahhh young love... I hope they can last longer than I did with my wife.

"One day, my love, we will be unfrozen and be able to start our life together..."

"Of course you're winning, I can't see the damn screen!" , said Sandra. Kim smiled silently. She was really getting a knack for using her wandering eye to her advantage.