I love how I posted a pic of the same sim and in one you called her Chrissy and the other Kim. She has multiple identities! (Madeline is her in-game name though)

This is so fun lol

For blueski55's photo:
Guy to girl: "Honey, is there something about a child from a previous marriage of yours you're not telling me?"
Girl to guy: "What are you talking about? I don't have any children, and I don't know what makes you think I do."

(Same ones from my last photo. I think they're immune to cold)

"Get that freakin' telescope off my face! I'm plenty ticked off of this guy having an affair, thank you very much!"

^^ Molly was certain she couldn't be the only one to notice that the ceiling was missing.

"I think I came to the wrong convention."

"Help me, Daddy! This tree won't let go of my legs."

"I'm sorry, but the dress code is clear. Either you put something green over that, or you will have to get out".





Ok,I gotta say, that is WAY too fitting (even though the feelings were only one sided- her towards him).

Girl robot : I told you what would happen if I didn't get my cookies... Vlad! Commence the electrocution!

"This is the last time I let my toddler do my makeup."

Also, servos can electrocute you? :O

When they run amok (break), yes.
Now for the quote: "Poor guy, since he took those pills, he's never been the same. Now he thinks that lamp is a boat!"

"Help! Our plants have been eaten and our last line of defense is used up! What are we gonna do with the horde of zombies now?!"

When you ask your sim how many f@#$! they give...

"You know what they say, when everything else fails, smile".

"But...why would you want that guy with the lampshade on his head to love you? I love you..."

'He loves me, he loves me not'
'Look at me! I'm a lamp!
'Oh men, these people are good for committal at the loony bin.'



Edit: Didn't see the previous post yet when I posted and therefore commented on the picture before that.

'I give you two tumbs up. You're a fine looking woman!'
Girl on the couch: 'She's not that great looking. Rather plain if you ask me. Exaggerating is also a discipline apparently.'

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to tell these fish puns. How orcaward is that?

Guy in nice suit: Hey you guys, I thought I hired professionals! The wedding starts in 5 minutes and you are supposed to have your cameras set up!
Guy w game: I'm about to level up, so... lol
Girl: Lol, this guy...

"Boy, tonight you gon' learn how to control people."

"It's called Acupuncture, darling. Your father is going to feel SO much better once I've got the hang of it!"

"Yes, this is the place where you sign up for the Myshuno cult. Wanna join?"

"To know the universe you must become the universe, but what am I saying my father was a fox that was very under developed"

Or how about: "I never thought I'd see the exact moment she gets laid! I must immortalize it now!"
As for your pic: "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TRY TO BE LIKE ICARUS, I SWEAR IT"

"Okay, finish your drink and return to the matrix or whatever you come from"

"I am smelling so badly that even walls turn off."