"There are times I don't know whether to love or hate you for your weird character, Forrest. This is one of them."
Basically Forrest was a teen townie that accidentally got one the mayor's daughter pregnant, proceeded to not be contactable, and basically ended up showing me that he wanted nothing to do with the kid. Then I aged him up into an adult via simblender to keep him a similar age to the mother and now he has three bolt chemistry with a much older married woman who finally has just had her first child with her husband after so much hard work! (The pair of them may not see their grand-kids, it took that long!) I should hate him, but he's kind of fun to watch cause trouble sometimes. On this occasion though I'm not so sure I'm looking forward to the trouble he will cause.

"Everett, I think you may have just messed up big time."
Everett talked to his girlfriend about how attractive another girl was. His girlfriend responded by pulling an annoyed expression, then autonomously got up and walked away. Oopsie daisy! XD

"Where have all the trees gone?!?"

I tend to wait a few rotations between adding new content to my game. Due to the speed I've been playing recently, it's been 8 months since I last did so. Yesterday, I added the latest (1.4 GB) batch of content to my game. Excited about implementing some new mods and installing new objects, I created a new lot... ...and discovered I had only 8 "trees" available, most of which were items of coral placeable on land.

All my Maxis trees had gone.

To spare all of you some impromptu diagnosis... ...half an hour later, I remembered that a month or so ago, I downloaded some Apocalypse hiders just in case I ever wanted to play anything akin to that challenge. And yes, I'd forgotten I'd downloaded them and simply dumped them into the game folder yesterday without looking. Needless to say, I fixed that one quite quickly! (The hiders now have their own folder in the "Archived Mods" backup area).

"Try to make friends with him, Andrew."
"Please!"
"Just for me."

"And, try to laugh at his joke."
"Even if it's not funny!"
"You'll see. Life is easier that way."

"Hum no!" when Irma Granville-Carver showed up uninvited in Sophia's household. There were two sims sick with the flu.

"Trinity, it's 10 PM and you're a teen. Why do you keep bringing your friend home from your job as a fast food manager?"

"Uuuuuuugh. I really should clean my custom content out, this screen is taking way too long!"
"...Wait, when did I last save?" and a loaded up household later "...I really should save more frequently. Well, I guess I have time to re-play three days."
A crashing game is not fun for losing things, always reminds me that I am a cc hoarder, and I that really should save more. (I never do though and probably should put an auto save mod in but I don't mind re-playing really as completely unexpected situations can happen that didn't happen the first time. :D)

"Move out of the way tree! I'm trying to take a picture!"
These trees are just so good at their photobombing ways.

I've always found that they're perfect for blocking your pointer to click on things, even when they appear to be out of the way.
"Finish your goddamn breakfast and go dance!"
(Uni student who really needed a body skill point. Why do they stop dancing when their fun is at like 90%?)

"Oh yes I'm sure that wall paper is in the game... it's not. Darn."

"Blue blue blue? Maxis I need brown for this build and all you have is blue!"

"That sort of resembles that house, okay not really. Sigh If only I knew meshing"

Sandy Beech, are you capable of making smart choices? Ever? No? Then why on SimEarth are you blaming Rhett Hart for anything?

Well, I can see blaming him for being turned on by red hair, but he's only chatting with your teenage daughter, not even admiring or anything! AND she started the interaction.

But all the rest? Stop it!

"Let's make a baby!"
*third sim hops into the love tub* "No, Asta. Get out. I moved Orlando and Costas out so you could keep living here; you DO NOT destroy this now."
*sending a vampire home at 6.45*: "Now get out get out get out!!"
A lot of "well f*** you too" get thrown around as well, mostly when sims reject interactions when I think they shouldn't.

"...Why am I up at nearly one in the morning downloading pixel-clothing defaults when I have three finals tomorrow......???????"

My logic is astounding at times. A+.

"Why are you crying? You're mean!" to Daniella Lebel after her twin brother, Daniel, poked her. They're warring siblings since teen-hood.
Both are adults and started their own family. Daniella fought with him and won during a family reunion organized by their mother Cordélia Granville-Carver.

Let's introduce my adventures with my favourite sim today in order that they were said:

"Why are you still so bad at this Elonso? You've been playing this game since you was a child!"
He's so bad! He almost loses every single time he plays don't wake the llama. Funnily enough his one true hobby is gaming, but he sucks at it. XD

"ACR, NO! I know you're excited, but he literally aged up a few moments ago! Let them be adults first!" some chimes later "...Well, welcome to adulthood and pregnancy Elonso."
Not only was it his first woo-hoo with his long term boyfriend, but it literally was the first action Elonso did after aging up. His boyfriend is only something like 5-7 sim days older than him so they're both going to really young parents! I mean I was planning babies since they're both aliens and babies are good, but so soon? Really?!

"PUT DOWN THE SPOON AND PUT OUT THE FIRE ELONSO!"
There was a fire in the kitchen because of Elonso's cooking, and I have no idea why but the spoon glitched in Elonso's hand. Then for some reason he couldn't extinguish the fire (which his dad had to put out in the end) so naturally I blamed Elonso and the spoon.

"Don't look at me like that! You and Noah chose this, not me!"
Elonso fourth-walled me and pulled a upset face when he did his first pop with the baby.

"OMG! Do you have to do that EVERY TIME you come home from work?!" *blush*

My army sim lives in a tiny house trailer, so he needed a shower in the bathroom. I gave him the Sinful Shower from SexySims since I didn't use it too much. For the last sim week, every time he comes home from work, he heads straight for the shower to um... yeah... This is why we can't have nice things!

"No, Romy. That's the worst idea you ever had!" Romy Monty came home from her final final with a want to fall in love with Geoff Rutherford Hart. Okay, yeah, it's triple bolts. But Geoff's engaged to Hallie Capp, Romy's engaged to Julian Capp - that's no way to end the damn feud, guys.

Gotta relax after hard work in the army lol.

Yes, Charity is right - my soldiers in the military hood are the worst (best?) I ever had - and not even a romance Sim among them.

"That's just cruel, Jules. I'm not locking that."

This requires a little background to understand. Jules O'Mackey of the Genderswapped Uberhood has been jerked around by his emotions and had a problem committing. Three of the people he's dated have been Third Mann, Tibby Capp, and Mercedes Monty; and he has frequently had problems getting woohoo wants when they would logically occur. Whether this indicates a physical problem or a psychological one has yet to be determined, and seems to go hand-in-hand with a reluctance to commit. But the people he's dated do not necessarily share this reluctance. Tibby impulsively married Third's cousin and bandmate Silver Hart one night, whereupon Third (a Romance sim) promptly rolled a want to invite Jules over. He arrived about the time Tibby and Silver were consummating the marriage and resulted in Drama and Jules storming off before Third could talk to him. Next day, Third rolled wants to invite him over and go on a date. The date proceeded satisfactorily until Third asked Jules home and tried to get him to bed, at which point (in addition to getting caught by Tibby, which at least should put a satisfactory period to that entanglement - at the cost of Tibby being mad as hell at Third) he rolled a want to marry Mercedes Monty!

Tibby and Mercedes are still bosom enemies, and since Jules never once made it to woohoo with Mercedes, or thought about her between graduating and Tibby's marriage, this is an obvious impulse toward revenge. Which sucks for everybody.

I have no idea what I'm going to do with that boy. He's presently back living with his mother.

Maybe he needs military school

"well, that's not nice!"

(My sim, William, had just divorced his wife Eloise after moving in his new wife Meghan. He'd rolled a want to "throw a party" after Eloise had moved out. Granted, I'm sure it was coincidental but it was funny nonetheless!)

Once when I was playing the Sims, my sim asked his girlfriend to Marty him and she said no! She even had this really, REALLY UGLY look on her face. I mean, the dude was flipping rich (and hot too!).
That girl had problems.
So I was swearing at the computer screen the whole afternoon trying to work that wtf is wrong with that girl

Update:
They broke up and the dude got a new better girlfriend. Aren't I just delightful

I had to question one sims clothing choice.

"Why are you naked? you're outside!"

Made worse by the fact she was in front of her daughter and a random neighboring tourist.

Yep naked outside on vacation. At least the other tourist took no notice

"Well, I hope everyone who wants to adopt in Widespot wants two! Is there something in the water? If Penny comes up twins too . . ."

Dot Matrix and Miles Togo had (trips and quads) twins, Helen Wheels and Jim Dandy had natural twins. (Did you give Helen a twin token, Peni, or is it just luck?) Mary's so pregnant with twins--I don't know if it's her baking habit or her family sim twins perk even! Candy had better be a grateful good little simmy, with her single baby, I tell you what!

And in the said while ironing department:
"If things had worked out differently, Mary Land would've liked to be ironing her four-year-old daughter's newly sewn 'Pink is my very favoritist color' curtains on a Sunday afternoon and thinking about what she was going to do next time she played Sims . . . hey, you know what? It would be really fun to age down everyone in Widespot, bring Angel back, and play from before/without Angel's diagnosis and see what happens . . . Bad Sunny, you never stick to one hood long! Not today!"

That would be very interesting, Sunbee! I gave no one any tokens; not positive I could.

"I don't care what Sil did, Rhett - you're not gonna flirt with your daughter-in-law!"

My sim got this really weird boyfriend from the matchmaking lady. I paid the highest amount. He is really rude after they became official. And the girl who's dating him doesn't like his attitude. Well, at least she say a really hot (boy) best friend, so if he is free Friday night...

"Comgal, what the hell are you doing? Leave that poor girl alone!!"

*checks relationship between the two of them*

Oh. Oh, yes, of course, you two have mutual three bolts, but of course. And you're harassing her and poking her and all around being a dick? Quality man.

Now go kiss and make up, dumb butts.

"Why are you drinking espresso? It's bedtime."

Of course in return my Sims remind me that it's way past my own bedtime!

"Ricki, stop fetishizing the straight girls. I'm setting dormies for women as fast as I can."

You want to quit another job? I should not have allowed you to leave the military.
Still depressed because you don't like being a spy and have no time to study? Well, you chose to marry the social girl and chose to run to the bedroom with her every time, and now there are three sets of twins, so you cannot quit.
Look how happy she is - she meets somebody new with every birth and make best friends with them!
And look how cute they are...
Glad you still seem to enjoy playing peek-a-boo even if you are in the red all the time.
I have no idea how to improve your happiness!!!! Maybe you need a break, a holiday, even a romantic interlude? But of course, you cannot afford any of those.
Perhaps a unknown relative should move in with you - even orphans may have those. (Not much space for him/her though - and, no, you can't have a piano).

Currently playing uni

- to Cole Morand: "don't you have something better to do instead of pranking Fréa several times in a row" - they share two bolts
- to Thalia L'Ecuyer: "why do you let that dormie sweet talk to you?!" "I know you're tired of waiting to Frantz to propose but he'll do, I promise. You're 3-bolters after all".

Me (after finally finding time to install TS2 on my new tower and taking it for a test run to a big community lot): "HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT ALL THOSE SIMS!"

My cat, Rose: "Oh no! The laptop was bad enough! Now I'll never get enough attention!" (runs off to knock as many things off of tables onto the floor as she can)

Still at uni

- To Thalia L'Ecuyer: "Whaaaaat? Why did you let Boris Granville-Carver kiss you? You're in a relationship, aren't you? I don't care, deal with it!" - this was Boris first kiss and he kissed her in front of her boyfriend, Frantz Campelle-Méthot. He didn't notice o_O.
Later Frantz asked her on her date and brought the whole dorm with him (Boris included). I heard the "out of love" sound and then Boris started to poke Frantz. "Great!" *rolls eyes*
- To Fréa Granville-Carver: "Why are you such in a hurry?" She got her first kiss from a redheaded dormie, Jules Painchaud IIRC and soon after she asked him thrice in a row to get steady. Of course, she got rejected thrice. Poor thing.
- "That cow mascot is annoying, fun but annoying."

Sounds like Frantz deserved it. XD

Well Frantz proposed to Thalia and she of course said "yes". Both have the fear of "be left at the altar" though.
On a side note, during the date Boris poked Thalia and Frantz a lot and now he has a bad reputation.

"This is all my fault, Ron. I never should have made you a chubby chaser."

In Sedona, Ronald Manning, my same frustrated military soldier, has the hots for my local daycare teacher, Dakota Arizona, who is a bit on the chubby side. They're three bolts thankfully! The problem is that at the local diner Ronald also felt up Phil Collinsworth, who has recently gotten into a committed relationship! I feel like a horrible enabler. (Thank you, ACR.)

"IT WORKED! YEEEEEEEEEES! DAD, I LOVE YOU!"
I've been having issues with my family portraits being purple when I put them in my game and I couldn't figure out why. I was talking to my dad, who sparked an idea on how to fix it and it worked. My houses are now blessed with family portraits and my dad has a daughter who loves him even more than normal and has no idea why. :D

"You again?! Isn't it only supposed to be a 2% chance everyday?! I swear you're always here!"
In my build a city challenge the matchmaker has appeared a total of 6 times in three in-game years. I'm pretty sure she's just trying to become a resident.

"Holy moley, that's scary! Please don't murder Noah, Destini! Think of his child to come!"
Er, I think this post is pretty much sums up this one.

"...Wait, did you just lose to Elonso of all people?! Hahahaha! That's what happens when you teach him your technique!"
Basically I'd never seen my sim Noah lose a rock, paper, scissors match ever since he was a child, so I imagine he has a "special technique" that helps him win and uses it against everyone. His boyfriend Elonso once won three times against his sister in a row, so I thought "oh okay, Noah's taught his technique to Elonso since he has a record of losing games." But then Elonso ironically beat Noah! His losing was coming eventually, but he lost to Elonso who is terrible at games! It's so ironic. He either threw the game for him, or Elonso is really good at his technique!

"Hey a lifetime want I can actually complete! We can do that, Keith!"
The life of a build a city challenge, everyone has lifetime wants you can't complete because nothing is unlocked yet!

"Do I really need this gardening shot? ...No, but I'm going to take it anyway. *shrug*"
...I like gardening shots. XD

Today I learned that having 8 single, unrelated Sims chill on a campsite for several weeks is a god damn awful, horrendous idea.

"No, no, don't go make out with her, you just started going steady with the other girl- wh- wHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU. ODEN. PLEASE."

*checks memories*

"Oden you already have a girlfriend. Why did you break up and ask out your ex's nemesis, all on your own? God damn it Oden."

"Maxwell, stop, you're already being shipped with Pauline. Just make out with her already, please. Thank you. Have fun doing the diddly."

"Janice. Janice, I really fucking hate you, you realize that, yes?"

"You're all idiots."

"ALIENS, PLEASE. JUST PROBE HIM THE RIGHT WAY, DAMN IT. I WANT ALIEN BABIES."

"Oh for... of course it had to be fucking twins."

I'm currently playing the Mountainside Valley Hood right now and Nadia Shaer had the have a baby want. ACR kicks in, she gets pregnant, and has twins. I hate big households, so I currently hate this household with 7 Sims (parents, teen, two child age sims and now twin babies) and the Treah household with 8 Sims. This is the time when I wish Sims 2 had a form of Story Progression so I didn't have to play those households.

"Think about what you say to him - it might be the last time you see him." Justice Neighbour and his grandfather Bye Neighbour met for the first time, and after having played dart, which made Justice furious with Bye, they had a bad conversation. Harsher in hindsight since Bye actually died the same playing session. Didn't expect that.

"Argh, you're getting on my last nerve. I'm going to grow you up."

Back story Sheila Rhein married a downtownie Sim named Orlando and they had a baby the last play session. This play session the baby grew up to be a toddler and Deliah Rhein kept pissing me off by messing with the toddler when I wanted the parents to take care of the toddler or teach him to walk/talk or potty train him. Using the "Grow Me Up" option on the Sim Blender makes elders die of old age so I used the "Grow me up" option on Deliah so she would die of old age and stop pissing me off.

Edit to add

"Um Grim are you sure its a good idea to be Downtown?"

Back story on this one: Grim is one of my CAS Sims and the backstory for him is that he and his wife Niah moved to Mountain Valley to get away from the police that are trying to put him in prison. I was surprised to see him on the Downtown community lot I took Mathida Rhein to so see if anyone caught her fancy. (I don't know how to implement the back story for Grim and Niah so even though I have the backstory I don't know how to implement it in game so in game they act like any other Sims.)

"Oh, heck no."
"You have got to be kidding."
"Nope, nope, nope."
That's me trying to render the Bluewater houses tolerable. I'm only on the Landgraab house. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

At what point does it slip from modifying the houses to just tearing them down and rebuilding them?

"Kiss....Kiss...."
To two dormies chatting away in the (no longer functioning) love tub.

"Quit yawning, you're making me yawn."
Interesting how sims only yawn when on the phone or having a conversation.

"Noooo, why is your life bar so full?" when I played Nestor Granville-Carver's household. Nestor died aged 73.
"Noooo, why is your life bar so full?" when I played Guy Morency's household. Félicie Granville-Carver died aged 80.

"I"ll do some landscaping later." "I'll have to add some CC to my game but I don't want to hit the 6 GB mark".

"This household is already making me crazy, you are not getting another baby so stop clogging your want panel with the have a baby want." Said to both Forest and Willow Treah. Acacia Treah is in college but the rest of her siblings are still at home and the household is driving me crazy.

I still say: 'Don't get pregnant during this rotation. Please. Just one more day, just one.' It seemed to work for a day and it all went downhill from there. They took it quite literally.

"F...! F...! What are you doing? What? Why? No, nooooo!"
I sent Thésée, his adult daughter, Thalia and his young son, Thalès to his owned grocery store. It was her first day as a wannabee business owner. A thunderstorm occurred. A tree ignited and was still burning as they were leaving the lot at the end of the day. While Thésée was extinguishing the flames, Thalia decided to clean the ashes of the middle of the fire. Of course, she died.
She was a gifted sim but it seems that smart sims do stupid things. Sigh.

"I wonder how Sue Leah Mann is going to take being the only kid in school who isn't a twin!"

Widespot: six births, five sets of twins. Must be something in the water. (Candy probably only drinks bottled, that explains that!)

There was one particular family yesterday that had me swearing at them (I won't repeat exact words). They would not obey my instructions. I had to make them do something about three times. Stubborn Sims!

"Haha, I wanna see that. ...oh, sorry." Andromeda Larsen wanted a fitness point so I had her workout in front of the television. I just had a hard time imagining her working out x) But she got it eventually!
"What the... are you stupid?" My sims were going home from a club, but instead of walking into the car one of them started birdwatching. Although I don't know why I overreacted like that...

"They grow up so fast!"

"Very nice of you, Isaiah, but I think you're overdoing it".

Isaiah Gavigan, along with his family, had invited eight Sims for an unofficial housewarming party. While Isaiah's parents were moving round the party, entertaining guests and scoffing apples, Isaiah spent three hours congratulating Ron Attenborough on his first make-out session (the lucky recipient was Melissa, a townie who is Chief of Staff at a hospital, so Fortune Sim Isaiah was perhaps secretly jealous). This was outdoors in the middle of a blizzard. The sequence ended when Isaiah turned blue and I sent him to get a nice hot shower. This allowed a grateful Ron to go indoors just as the spaghetti was served.

"Well, dear Sims, you do not see this, but there is a Pokémon in your house"

I was playing Pokémon Go while I was furnishing a house for one of my new families.
Suddenly a Pidgey appears at the kitchen. I laughed off my *** sooo hard xD'

"Jeez, you two are tiresome" - I was playing Linus Santerre's household which have the parents and two sets of twins. The first set (Brissette and Marius) is children. They're spending their time jumping on bed. I'm wondering if I should get a "less jumping on bed" mod.
"How come you have red hair?" - when Lucia (part of the second set of twins) turned into a toddler. Some Santerres are known for being darkskinned with blond hair so I was surprised by one of them being red. I did some research and it appears that Linus (gen 4) has a recessive red gene coming from a generation 1 ancestor.

Trying to re-do and-resubmit a lot for a contest on another forum. Has to re-do the lot because she literally missed one letter ... one letter .. in the rules. Not the forum's fault. Hers. 100%.

Not sure if she should submit this lot because if this was a competition, she would be a five-year-old with waterwings competing against Olympic swimmers. Has already seen other entries. Not a blippin' chance.

Has currently gone through two painful health issues (Doctor on Monday for those ... pain is no fun), an electrical issue in her house (to be finished this week, but things are stabilized for now), last-minute family issues, another health issue which cropped up for the first time in at least 30 years (No ... you are not welcome back. Go away.) Just finished cleaning up Downloads folder after she made a mega-stupid move while perusing the content to be used on the lot. THINKS she fixed everything. In the middle of all this, worked on the lot when possible.

Exclaims that she doesn't care if people think this is the worst POS lot they have ever seen. This lot will be submitted after the alterations. Even if she winds up in last place.

Her Sims love the lot, anyway.

Gazania -
I love the fact that the Sims love the lot - that is the most important, isn't it?

- "OMG NO! Don't do it! It'll only end in heartbreak and pain!"
One of the teens in my orphanage, Sebastian, fell in love with his BFF, Adam, another orphan. Unfortunately for Sebastian, Adam has absolutely no romantic feelings for him.

- "This is all your fault. Your denial of Phil's death screwed up the kids!"
Jet still has no memory of Phil's death, unlike every other sim on the lot. He's in heavy denial. He has a memory of two loves even though he recently married a police officer he absolutely adores and Phil is still dead.

- "This is an orphanage! Where did all this drama come from?"
All of the above.

- "Aw. My poor baby. This is my fault!"
Alon, another teen orphan, lost his job because his adult partner sucked at his job and didn't want to admit it. The jerk got Alon fired (evil chance cards)! It was a bad day for Alon. I'd sent him to school with low fun and he dropped a full grade! If he doesn't get his grades up, he'll kiss that scholarship goodbye.

- "I'll let you woohoo, but not in your pseudo father's bed. That's just ick."
Sebastian is determined to get Adam into bed. He still hasn't had a first kiss but he definitely wants Adam ASAP. Problem is the only double bed on the lot belongs to Jet, the orphanage director, and his new spouse. And that's just weird. No. Nope nope nope!

- "Well at least your day ended better than it started!"
Alon ranted about his job loss to a friend of his over the phone, but now they're best friends. It helps that he also invited over Toshi Vaughn. After some hesitation, the two fell in love and immediately had their first kiss. Alon's not worried about his old job anymore!

"Faith, how the flipping blue blazes did you manage Risky Wohoo in a bed? While on birth control? Your daughter just turned toddler a few days ago and now you're pregnant again!"
--If I remember correctly, that's a pretty small chance to fail.

"No, I don't care that you two want another baby after Robert aged to toddler. You only have two spare rooms and they're small."
--Ah, Family secondary, how strong ye are.

"Ho... oh my god...... that's actually kind of gruesome."
--Temperance, aforementioned daughter, had been selling lemonade. She needed a bit of fun, so I set her to jump rope and then watch clouds. My first ever satellite death... and it's a child. The fact that her prone body was still visible under the wreckage didn't really help. I actually waffled on whether to let the death stand or not. In the end, Herbert stepped up to plead for his daughter's life. He won Death's game, though Temperance was in pretty bad shape after being resurrected.

"I wouldn't do that..." A townie poked Violin. She later returned the favour and then some.
"Ha-ha, it's mine now." Picking up a teaset a sim had just finished doing in buildmode (although I was just going to put it on their table)

"Godammit, Link, did you have to knock Zelda up?"

Not a sentence I ever thought I would utter in my lifetime. >_<

"Nothing exciting is going to happen until at least the fourth rotation."
Next minute my hood (with five families) has six people dead and two family lines hanging by a thread. o.O

I decided to send Malik and Elana, two uni students Downtown. My students usually spend all their time in the uni hood but I wanted to do something different.
While they were at Crypto (I don't recall the entire name), this is what I've said
- to Iael Fournier: 'you're heavily pregnant with twins. What are you doing in the electrodance sphere?'
Then I heard the crush sound. I saw Benjamin Sheperd who just woohooed somesim in the photobooth. Benjamin is married. He had a fling with a townie but I said:
'What! No! I didn't expect that from you! Why Sélėna, why?' when I saw her getting out the photobooth.
Sėlėna is also married and I thought she was happily married. She lost her daughter in a fire lately so this must have consequences.
Damn Knowledge sims!

"How the feck did you fall in love with the wrong woman?! All she did was being in the same room as you and you fell in love?! She didn't even match your wishes your damn, son of a -----" said while doing the 365 days challenge - on the first day of it even.

"Ehhhh. What's another 6 kids? They already have 10, why not 16???"

And immediately after typing that, I question myself, "Why not another 4? How about 20 kids?!?!?!! It's only another 4 kids after that?!?!?!!"

Noooooo!!!! I am so NOT in the mood for a 50/50 right now! Stop glitching or you will all get back into maxi clothes and hair!

Ugh, I don't want to build anymore today!

"MOVE FOR ****S SAKE IT'S JUST A LAMP THAT'S IN YOUR WAY"
"How did you two kiss just for talking for 1 hour after meeting each other ????"
"Why are you smiling for?"
"The **** you trying to say?"
"oh well done you just pissed yourself good job!"

"Well, piss into pants!" When sim is wawing at me, yelling and doing his pee-dance.

After all my mishaps lately with this game ... you don't want to know. There are a whole bunch of blushing sailors out there right now.

"FOR THAT SAKE MOVE! I don't care if you got money stolen you only had like 2 in money anyway!"

"why... is there a panda on my ground... oh it's a cat -_-"

"Okay, now don't let so much happen today my dear sims, I can't take more, the blog has already been featured 3 times... don't do to much okay?!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH so that is what it does..."

"oh my god listen to me!"
"what have i just done" - often said when i allow a sim to have another child in an already packed house
"i hate you"
"how is this round over? We didn't even do anything!?"
"That is your crying infant, fEED IT!"

"Ok, let's get something to eat..."

5 minutes later

"Why did I download all this crap?! I can't find anything!"

"why Won't You Start Up?"

At the moment my game is in a really glitchy phase for some reason so I'm saying a lot of things like:

"Why is he floating?"
"Her neck... why game?"
"Don't walk through the television."
"Ouch, that's got to hurt."
"How are you doing that without dying?"
"Dear Lord, that's plain creepy. Please sleep with your eyes shut."
"Get out of my shot you weird floating arm through the wall. You're not aesthetically pleasing."

No, no, no, no.
You don't want 10 babies. You honestly, really and truly don't.
You just think you do
So let us move on then....

Oh my goodness, not triplets! *debates reloading but keeps them anyway* Your house is too small and you can't afford a bigger place!

"No problem, I can fit a few more single beds in what was once the living room so child five and six have somewhere to sleep! In fact they even have enough money to wall it off into an extra bedroom!"

"So you graduated with the diploma of undecided and I have set you as a business owner but you own no business, what the heck was I doing with you again? Nothing in bio either, well you can be the new midwife!"

"I have to stick to one neighborhood/game folder!" I say as I download and create more neighborhoods and load new game files

Additionally, many disgruntled grumblings when fixing any game issues.

"OMG! *cringes* I didn't think it was that bad! What was EA thinking?!"

Beholds the unholy horror that is the Sim State University Library.
As someone experienced with libraries, this building is my worst nightmare.

[QUOTE=AliaD85]"OMG! *cringes* ... What was EA thinking?!"

I often say that when I look at the "fashion" options. Slowly finding defaults (sigh of relief).

"Oh no, I forgot to check wants so the kids grow up at platinum aspiration level! I guess gold aspiration will just have to do."

"Oh no. I just had a terrible idea."
"FUCKING GILBERT."
"Gilbert dragged his shitty friends out on our casual outing with Candi (that's my playable sim) and I'm triggered."

"I guess peeing on your dog is better than routing issues" -I had to use a walk-through tile for the Jennings' toilet and the little dog likes to run under the toilet when someone is using it.

"What the crap am I supposed to do with all of you after you graduate if you don't age?" -I feel weird reversing everyone's zombie-ism when that's how they're intended to be played, but I can't have them running around my main hood like that forever.

"I thought I downloaded a mod to make you unable to turn the f@#!ing radios on by yourselves. Sure, turn all 3 of them in the house on and then go watch TV. While you're at it, smustle in the bathroom. It's cool. "

After a date in a restaurant: "Stop trying to clean up the dishes! They have servers for that!" (Even my sloppiest sims are constantly trying to do this all the time! )

"You want ANOTHER GODDAMN BABY!?" Family sims are almost as frustrating as romance sims for me. Four kids in, barely surviving the last batch of toddlers, and she still wants to keep going!? I swear she's been pregnant for more than half her adult life. It's ridiculous.

To me, that looks like a pretty good predictor of the rest of the trouble. I've heard of lots of different degrees, but never a full degree in Indecisiveness...

"What, so you're starving but you think you need a bath first? You don't, take it from me you don't, now go and feed yourself, you idiot!"

They're not supposed to be able to graduate Undecided/Undeclared. If the sim still hasn't chosen a major by the beginning of their Junior (third) year, the game should automatically switch them to Philosophy. I hope this isn't a symptom of something wrong with your neighborhood.

I once used a buyable career rewards hack to buy a diploma and sent a Sim who never went to uni to read it. It said they graduated with a Bachelor in Undeclared.

"Mable, please wake up quicker. Terence can't put out the kitchen fire he started, he's in labour. You're the closest to him right now."

Oh, here's some more!

"Hello spawn of satan, did you shit your diaper again?"
"WHAT THE FUCK GILBERT??"
"I hate you all. Why can't my pregnant sim go to work? I want money. I want more money than necessary."
"And the homewrecking process begins yet again."
"Gilbert isn't concerned at all that his wife's in labor. Husband of the year award."

If you have BV or above, your pregnant sim can walk to work. But it makes no difference on the money front, because maternity leave is paid - she'll get her daily rate at the time she would have come home.

"I hate this house so much." (Goth manor and those damn object staircases! But it's not worthwhile to remodel the entire house, which would be necessary if I were going to play Pleasantview for real, because I've already played past the Pleasantview phase of the challenge.)

I know that now, but I actually said that a while ago before I knew.

"You idiots are suppose to be co-parenting! CO-PARENTING! NOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!"

Two of my sims have children together, but they aren't particularly close, or at least I didn't think they were. Both of them have been rolling Fall In Love wants, which is a shock as one is a Fortune sim. I swear all I did was go get water and they were kissing by the time I came back!

Are you kidding? Fortune sims are romantic as heck.

If that's true, that means I'll have to keep the local daycare going for a while longer.

Fortune Sims fall in love too, and make great spouses and parents in general

It makes no difference unless the pregnant Sim somehow manages to earn a promotion after walking to work - promotion never happens while on maternity leave if at home. Of course, no pregnant Sim was ever fired for staying home either...

"COME BACK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE" - me, as a sim is about to do something I do not want them to do