Yesterday I have no clue what I was thinking but these came out:

"Awww she is so adorable! But I always heard that girls potty train faster than boys. WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG ERICKO!?"

"Why does that soup look black, Mika?" *Looks at her memories* "Oh wow, you burnt soup, hmmm, never thought a Sim like YOU could burn soup. Then you served it to your SICK sister. GO YOU!"

"Dina...Dina...DINA! Stop dancing! Just freaking great...NINA NINA stop arguing with your sister! I am two seconds from putting you two in time out! That's it! I now control your fate." *Clicks free will off then laughs evilly*

*Waves randomly at Don* "Don, I thought you and I would spend some quality time and look through a telescope. No, not during the day. But at night. What is that look for?! You will learn to love it! Don...Don..Don't you walk away from me. What is with you people and stereos?! And dancing like morons!? UGH just look through the damn telescope!"

"Why are you all freaking out?" *Sims are still in the kitchen with now rotting food* "Was it that hard to just walk out? Ugh here." *Makes them all run out of the kitchen* "There ya go, now was that so hard?"

"You're not going to make that bed! Not before you put that bowl in the dishwasher!"

A few gems that came out today:
"You are the designated babysitter. Do you know what that means? That means you are gonna be the one to watch the kids when no one else is home. Because you don't have a job. And why am I talking. To a sim?"
"No she is not in your way. Do what I told you to do. Feed the child. The child needs feeding."
(talking slowly, over-enunciating) "Very good. You have mastered basic parenting. Do I have to talk like this. You are not mentally retarded."
"Go, go, invite Katie over for a happy day of fairy sugar plums."
"Issa Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie everything's about Kay-tayee!"
"Whee! Want rolling!"

"Stop it, dumb-ass!"

You know that moment (especially when playing larger families) where things just get too chaotic? It happens to me quite a bit and there literally is nothing to say, so I just slap my forehead and sigh. Usually that follows by exiting the game, lol.

Same here. Except it usually follows with "maxMotives", lol.

(Should I start a new thread instead?)

Popped into my head during review of wants and fears .. fear of kitchen fire. "Use healthy sims as candles. They burn slower" .. How long does it take a maxmotive sim to burn in a home fire? hours?

"The carpool and taxis work just fine and there's nowhere to put a driveway, all of you STOP WANTING A CAR!"
"Stop lounging and eat something!"
"Why are you walking all the way around the house when you could just go straight through the front door?"
"There are three other toilets you can use, don't make me tell you to use them."
"Stop wasting time telling me how tired you are and go to bed already!"
"NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO CLICK THAT! CANCEL CANCEL CAN-....too late."
"Stop sponge bathing when you have company. What happened to the prudes who can't use the toilet when someone's in the shower?"
"Quit picking fights with people on the Athletic track."
"You're the only one awake, just make a serving for yourself!"
"A smustle session in the bathroom, really?"

"He has to go to the bathroom, so get out. Get out. Leave! What are you doing! He needs to pee! Quit being all grossed out and leave the stupid bathroom!"
"Umm, you just painted the same crappy picture 5 minutes ago. And it is just as bad as before!"

Why are you making out with your neighbor Joe? .. Oh , one kiss when you were 15 and so was he, now you're making out with a married man? ... stupid sim. But that makes my game fun, so thanks.

"Stop waving at me!!"

"Why did you put the baby on the floor when there is a crib, bouncy seat, playpen and swing surrounding you?"

*Clicks 'play on playground* Child plays in tub *clicks play on playground* Child gets toy from toy box *FINE* leaves child alone and then watches him get up and go play on the playground.* (( I was so damn mad! LOL ))

To John Burb - "Why is it that you only want to use the computer when someone else is using it?!" I guess this is what happens when you let your sims buy new video games. They notice the computer more.

To Amy Larson (teenage music & dance addict) - "No you're not going to play the guitar. It's time to go to school!"

To Nina Caliente - "Get off of the &%$*^#@ exercise bike, you're about to have your baby any second!" I swear she never autonomously uses that thing. I guess she really wanted to lose weight right away. She doesn't realise that once she has the baby, her body will instantly go back to the way it was before she was pregnant. If it were only that easy in real life.

You really wanna pick a fight with a werewolf? Alright, don't say I didn't tell you so.
No, you will not follow daddy! He's going to work. (Brief pause.) What did I tell you about daddy and work?
Why do you have all your kids in the kitchen? I should name them after utensils.
Don't wave at me about your toys blocking the path; you put them there! Try putting them away for once. (Pair of twins has one neat point between them. He's in great training for the werewolf he's going to be; she has no excuse.)
No, you will NOT go out and play in the puddles during a violent thunderstorm!
Quit looking out the &$)*@&# windows! I gave you those windows, and if you keep it up, I can take them away, too.

What I say...
 

'For Gods sake just do what I want you to'

'Why is this child getting in his/her mom and dads bed'

'Do you really need to wee yourself'

'You cant have another baby yet, you hardly finished getting out the last one'

"If your so desperate for the toilet go! For gods sake What are you doing you can finish the stupid painting later!"

"Yay She's pregnant! Damn Who's the dad?"

"That is not your bed." (Pause) "That is not your bed, either. You wanna go for three?"

What comes up a lot in my large households is, "What are you still doing here? Didn't I send you to work three hours ago?"

It's very easy for a sims queue to get stomped because someone blocked their way out the door!

My sims own their own business. It's a home business, so I often find myself saying "WTF are these random people doing in my sims house?", because there is no way for the game to distinguish between the unattached business and the house.

"Flush the frickin' toilet! You used to flush it every time. Why stop now?!"

''What an idiot!!! '' In every bad case .
Where did you put your homework??
Why did you miss the school bus you dork do I always have to follow you??
Y U NO get pregnant I don't want to repeat this ah come on!
Well you leave your homework because you're bored.But do you know I get bored too,and I don't leave it!!!!!

When I was a noob:
Don't die please don't!

The best one comes from my cousin:
''Woman,till when are you going to take bath!?? ' When he clicked the button many times.

Yesterday: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DIE, I JUST GOT YOUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW KNOCKED UP WITH HER SIXTH KID TO COMPLETE YOUR LTW!!!
On the bright side, she died platinum anyway and her daughter-in-law is happy to be having another kid.

As your sim is aging the baby into a toddler, we have all done the "PLEASE BE CUTE" chant!!

Not so much the "please be cute" as "will you grow up already"? I don't know why, but my babies always take more than one cake to get grown up.

"Uh huh. Its pretty bad that your family and friends are more interested in playing pool then attending your wedding!"

"Well, then, stupidity strikes again!"

"How can you get stuck?! Seriously, there are other doors. UGH!"

"Great, you missed school again. Hmm, was it because you got stuck behind your sister, and yet...You never see there is another door!" Lame"

"Ew ew, no no! That is your step mom, you sicko!" -.-"

"Aww she is like pretty princess!"

"Yay! Your a child now! No more beating on the xylophone, thinking its music!"

Yeah, that's why I've taken to using the SimBlender to age them, if they don't immediately.