Old guy: *speaking to no one* I've been busy all day long and I'm sleepy. What do you I mean I was sleeping?
Other guy: *speaking to no one * eeerRRRRKKKKkkkkk he's craaaazy

(The below is a picture of a family.)

"I guess muffin much is going on with that conversation."

"Why is the cat able to sleep with her, while I have to do it in this tiny pillow?"

"Mmmm... While they're eating each other imma eat their brains! >: D"

Oh no, how am I ever going to mop out that pee puddle from behind the loo?

@simsample Didn't you post that one already? It's in another page of this thread.

Ooooh, sorry- I told you I have a brain like a sieve! I changed it now, thanks @velvetina !

"Ah, wonderful, fresh raw meat. Setting my youngin's stuff on fire sets the mood pretty well!

...wait, am I supposed to speak in caveman speak?"

"I really hope she wakes up soon. I'm so hungry..."

"The guy wants to be at peace figuring out what dessert to order."

^ Secret handshake of Smelly Llama Society

"Ugh, youngins nowadays trying to seduce my grandson with handshakes... HMPH! I bet she's trying to befriend him to see into my diary!"

I don't know man, I don't know... Don't you ever feel sometimes that you're just hollow inside and you have no control over your life? Like someone else out there is choosing your destiny? Man, I don't even know how in the hell I showed up to work without my shirt!

After years of searching for the firmest hairspray, Nina felt she could finally rest.

"He has hundreds of teddy bears to craft, but will he be able to bear such a task?"

FYI, this screenshot is similar to the one I posted here recently.

After coloring, he sees it in the mirror for the first time.
- Do you call THAT blond?!
- Oh my god!
- You're too early for Christmas, mr Grinch!

"Well, the director said don't act like a honey badger, BE the honey badger. Now, here's whatcha do : show me your grrr face!!!... No, no, no... You can do better than that! I'll do it with ya, on the count of three, GRRR!!"

When you wonder if you should admit your feelings, and you receive signals from beyond telling you to go for it.

"Sir, you may not want to go there if I were you. She's already eyeing you like a hawk."

Eddie sang his heart out about the problems of being a working man in the motor city. Then he realised that he'd dropped the mic and everyone else had gone home.

Better avoid the attractive.

"This is not the regular type of pizza I'm selling here. Are you sure you still want it?"
"IS THERE A THING AS SPECIAL PIZZA? WHATEVER, JUST GIVE IT TO ME. I'M STARVING!"

Dave was often perplexed by the mysteries of the Universe. Like, how did Muriel's dress stay up?

"Martie, you gotta come back with me...to the experiment table!"

"Why these robots must ruin my romantic feelings?"