"For the love of God! You already have five children, do you really need another one?" A couple minutes later... "*sigh* I guess so..."
"Do what I tell you to, dang it! Do it! Do it now before I kill you and your entire family!"

"THE CHAIR IS FINE. SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR."

Turns out the chair wasn't fine and had gotten glitched somehow. Hmph.

This was just now,

"Why the hell is a thunderstorm happening in the middle of summer?!?!?"

"You're telling me you're hungry? There's a food bowl right there, two in fact. Go eat. You're kidding me. Fine, I'll move the dang bowl to another place. NOW can you eat? Of course you can't, because you're an idiot of a dog!" *checks personality points* "You've got to be kidding me. He cannot POSSIBLY be a GENIUS. Just no." "Aaaaand now you're going to beg your owner for food. When there are two perfectly fine food bowls RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! You've eaten out of them before, what's wrong with them now?" (a few minutes later) "Oh thank the Lord!!!! You've seen the light and have decided to eat!" Sim dog logic...

? Thunderstorms are common in summer. It's all that hot humid rising air.

"Will you stop that? Nothing is blocking your way. Nothing. You're fussing about somebody who moved before you came into the room."

"Awwww baby number two is on the way!" *Sees that the there are TWO more members joining the family* "Oh dear lord, seriously?! SERIOUSLY?! Oh, just freaking dandy!"

Aye, I'm from Florida. In the summertime, you could set your watch to the thunderstorms. "Oh it's starting to rain, must be going on 4 pm..."

Today I said, "Waitaminnit--it's noon on Friday and that child is not in school! Get off that piano and WALK, missy!"

I had her walk to school. Her grade went from B+ to A- and she came home all excited over her report card.

I keep on saying "Oh no, you don't!" quite often.

Ugg my babies almost never "spin grow" on time. I use Insim to grow them up. Especially when I have multiples!! I also start and hour before time so my sim doesnt get bombarded with "spin growing" all four babies at once!

Just Recently (a few minutes ago)

"No no! That's your landlord! no not romantic hug! oh god now she's kissing him! your husband is right behind you stop!"

"Stop crying because you're tired, your next order is sleep!"

"No, stupid toddler, don't sit in the only way out of this room!"

*directs a Sim to go make a meal*

*focuses the camera on the car*

*TRIPLE SPEED*

"Geez, where are you?... Is my game slow or...?"

*...*

"I still don't get it."

"Maybe I should check up my Sim... OH YOU SON OF A [innappropriate word] ARE YOU [innappropriate word] [not really innappropriate, but an offensive word] JESUS CHRIST EVEN [not really innappropriate, but an offensive word] LIKE YOU COULDN'T MAKE A [innappropriate word] CEREAL AND THEN JUST LEAVE IT ON A [innappropriate word] COUNTER!!! ... ... ..."

*chills down*

*sees that Sim's carpool just drove off*

*checks up when last saved the game - STATUS: just this morning.*

"I'm gonna dismantle your brain little bitch."

*SHIFT CLICK Sim -> Spawn -> Tombstone of L and D*

*SHIFT CLICK Newspaper -> Carrer Rewards -> Paranormal*

*BUY MODE -> that fire machine that came with Nightlife and goes WHOOSH, WHOOSH all the time*

*spawns new adult Sim from Tombstone of L and D*

*puts the new Sim somewhere safe and whispers, "We're gonna kill him, and you're gonna help me with that. Yes, yes. Oh you're a good boy, aren't you... Espn Malachi McCall? Yes you are..."*

*turns on the WHOOSH machine*

"Come, little Sim, have a [innappropriate word] marshmallow, come here, come, come!!"

"YES!! NOW FACE THE CONCEQUENCES!!"

*has the other Sim call Fire Department*

*once the fire's out, living Sim calls Grim Reaper*

*[Simlish crap] -> $2000 -> "I must not be known for a lot of crap, Mr. Reaper, be happy you're a special character and cannot be killed."*

*laughs crazily*

"Yes. Moawn. Are you happy now because you 'accidentally' forgot to eat a freshly cooked meal? Huh? ARE YOU?!"

*directs a zombie to walk around and moawn all the time*

*suddenly, a new idea pops up; to have both of the sims die in another fire*

*fire*

*fire*

*it's still fire*

*fire's out*

*stops laughing*

*restarts the game*


"Hello, my dear Sim! "

*uses testingCheatsEnabled to drag the Hunger meter all the way to the top*

*directs Sim to go to work*


True story, bro.

~DJ.

Wouldn't it have been simpler to, I dunno, look after your sim instead of putting it on triple speed and watching a boring curb? Seems to me people are always scapegoating their innocent sims for player screwups.

"Let's see, is there anybody we care about on this lot? Nope, time to - no, wait, wait, wait, there's Ernest walking on, you want to meet Ernest!" (Or Harris, or Sage Ann, or any of my favorites; or, if the sim on the lot is a Romance or Pleasure sim cruising for dates, someone eligible walks on as I'm telling him to go.)

this child

THIS CHILD NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT TO STUDY

DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY FOR GOD'S SAKE

STOP PLAYING THE PIANO

NO DON'T READ TO HIIM

LEARN TO STUDY
LEARN TO

LEAR

YOU'RE BOTH QUITTERS

YOU'RE BOTH QUITTERS! YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE. GODDAMMIT.

I also spew abuse at my sims like you would not believe. It makes me nicer to the human beings in my life though, I'm sure of it!

"No! No karaoke! You're afraid of karaoke!"

Honest to Pete, it's like there's an evil spell on the karaoke machine at the Convenient Stores.

"You know guys, it would be nice to know what major you wanted. I mean Jenna already told me what she wanted, and she wanted two. So, yeah. She is in the Art Major!!!"

"Whoa whoa! What happened to the option to influence Countessa to drink the vial. Damn damn damn!!! Where is it?! Oh wait...There it is, whew."

"Wow, Countessa, looks pretty when she isn't trying to bite necks, and has went back to being human. YAY! See, Jenna, no longer do you have to worry that Countessa is going to sneak in your bedroom. And pull a Dracula"

"OH MY GOD! Seriously?! Cow get the hell out of my house! You just guy like denied by Spencer, she doesn't want you. And I highly doubt anyone in this house wants you. Hell, their imaginary Frank don't want you! GO AWAY!"

"oh, don't go greeting that person, you'll just get into a fight."-and they do.

"Will you please for the love of god pick up all those plates so you can have a clean counter so that you can cook your supper!"

"Stop stuffing your face! You just had supper! You big fat pig!"

"Oh, for god's sake, don't flirt with your neighbor in front of your husband, all hell will break loose.." and it does.

"Will you two lovebirds stop constantly groping each other! It's disgusting!"

"Stay asleep, kid! I don't want to watch you playing with your rabbit for hours on end while everyone else is asleep!" (hits the 'everyone sleepy' button on the DMA panel)

"What - wait - why are you poking her? Which of your relatives did she sleep with? The only relatives you have left are Hawkinses, and she hasn't done any of them - she sure wishes, though - oh, right, you must've seen her and Clovis. Dude, relax, it has to have been from before they were married...unless you saw how he got that 'had an affair memory' when I didn't." (Ah, Georgette Skirt, how peaceful Drama Acres would be without her!)

Ahh a thread related too me lol

"Stupid Nanny..put the food down and feed the kid will ya"
"Stop heartfarting over another sim,your already married too a 3 bolter"
"Kennedy Cox & Joe Carr...Will you please just DIE already"<--jerks always picking fights.
"Why are you just standing there?Do something already"
Oh jerky lag,why must you forsaken me?Windows 7 doesn't like you either lol.
Why must you townies constantly walk by at the most inopportune times?Why?
Stop bringing these silly townie kids home,you have plenty of other playable friends.
No you can't be a zombie,werewolf or alien and no way on the vampire thing either..you have 5 kids too deal with(Silly Knowledge sims)
NPC Matchmaker...just go away I can do it myself thank you,and take Mrs.Crumplebottom with you
Stop greeting that person you just met like 6 times already sheesh.
this list could go on forever,but these are some of my pet peeves.

"AAAAGGGHH! No no no not the bathtub! The cake! The cake!" (Toddler birthday, 5:00 and a crowded house to cross to get to the cake I'd put in the backyard so there's be room for the whole family.)

"DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU HERE? I HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND TELL YOU TO LEAVE FIVE MINUTES AGO. I SAW YOU LEAVE. GO. HOME."



Seriously, Linda keeps coming back to the Worthington house after I tell her to gtfo. I have her leave, and she comes back five minutes later. I know Wyatt isn't booty calling her, because he has something called 'homework'.

Is it because her home life's a wreck, and the Worthingtons are so jovial 90% of the time? I don't know.

"No, you will not jump rope in the middle of the grocery store! Because you're the owner, that's why!"

"That cow mascot" or "That charlatan must die!"

So infuriating to see them ruin relationships or pickpocket people! UGH!