"oh no, the free shopping spree trap" - @Rosawyn

"Interesting choice of icon."

Well you know what had to happen to make all those grandchildren!

Adoption?

Hmm, somebody needs 'The Talk'.

Tombstone of Life and Death?

"Can you please stop crying before you pee in your pants?"

Lulu Wong's father died and she was doing one of the cry reacts even though her bladder was nearing aspiration failure and I couldn't get it to stop.

I ended up using testing cheats to bump it up because he died during her older brothers' birthday party and I thought having a memory of an accident during a party right after her father died would add insult to injury.

*Sarcastically* ooooooooh noooo!

How dare you repoman, alongside murphy bed and toilet, decide to take the dogs favorite chew toy. Repoing agency has a interesting taking obligation requirements.

That's one spoiled dog, if his chew toy was the most expensive thing in the house lol.

Mr Silke, what are you doing....oh.

Mr Silke is a knowledge sim.

He is outromancing Mr Appleby now.

Mr Appleby is a knowledge sim, who has long been outromancing the romance sims.

I've seen knowledge Sims with no secondary occasionally roll up the want to woohoo multiple Sims.

"Will you pixels PLEASE stop rolling wants to be hit by lightning because if you don't I'll hit the batbox and you'll never want to be hit by anything again in your life-if you survive!"

Said to every knowledge sim with the want. Irritating, because it's not always raining!

Said that to both Appleby and Silke today (between a thousand other things)

Carnal knowledge is a valid kind of knowledge to learn. XD

I know they like to get to know everything and everyone. Had my share of knowledge sims interfering on the territory of romance sims before.

These two though - definitely top on the townie choice list, which is rather interesting! If it continues at this rate, I am starting to worry that only Crumplebottom will be left!

Crumplebottom is faithful to her one true love. The Unsavoury Charlatan. XD

Some of my sims likes old Unsavoury Enough to fart hearts all over him. Crumplebottom does not get that in my hood!

"How dare you go toilet while your wife is giving birth just now!?" or "Now you go bathroom and eat before going to sleep. You are more hungry than sleepy."

My sims are quite stupid sometimes

I kinda think that the last thing you need when giving birth is someone else peeing themselves, so toilet was probably a good idea. XD

"What?? Where did that come from?"

I randomly discovered a giant piece of fried chicken wall deco.

I think I should be less haphazard in my download sprees :D

But I think he did not need to hurry AND I saw him went in cutscene.

Did it come bundled with a lot? I've gotten lots of weird things from those.

"OMG, Troy, get out of that bathroom right now! The Grim Reaper is coming for you and you have to take a bath?!"

"Looks like I didn't set the 'birth control option on ACR, doesn't it?" said when one of the women in Tinsel Town got unexpectedly pregnant..

You don't want to make a bad impression on Grim by stinking, now do you? XD

"Wait, when did you grow up so fast?"
Said when taking screenshots for a story and noticing a Sim's age bar was halfway full. I don't know why I don't play with aging off when I'm in one of my story lots...