"Alright, whoever doesn't live here is getting sledgehammered off the lot."

The dormies' AI was getting out of control, but I imagine this works IRL as well

"Could you please all stop giving each other pneumonia?!"

To the teens in Thalia:

"Could you all please stop giving each other noogies? I swear the next one who does that is gonna get banished from the lot!"

"Just apologise and say you're sorry.
Even though you think you're right.
Even though you know you're right.
Trust me, it just makes life go much more smoothly.
Just say you're sorry!"

"This is the 3rd time you've come by today. "

In response to a streaker; glad I never went to college.

GO INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!

Splashing in a rainwater puddle during a storm - Really, Silke, do you want to get struck by lightning again?