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Booney 14th Oct 2016 1:48 AM

"Gabriel stop crying. If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't have flirted with her husband."
"Oh, right, he flirted with you. Never mind."
"Hey, Morty, mind coming over and stopping your wife from beating your boyfriend?"
"Well, that was awkward interaction."
"Stella looks scary. I had no idea that sims can look so scary. She gave me goosebumps."
"Damn, she is pissed."
"C'moon, glitch, when I said "coming out of clothet", I didn't mean it literally."

Bulbizarre 14th Oct 2016 1:51 AM

"Ah, fuck, I forgot a hack." - me, after realizing that I'd forgotten to reinstall twojeff's "Teens Keep Loves" hack after removing InTeen and Johnny Smith had fallen out of love with Ophelia Nigmos. Easy fix with the Blender though.

mirjampenning 14th Oct 2016 1:41 PM

'Really, Ryanne, you don't even have a crush on Kai after you woohooed him? What more does it take!'
'Albin, you like it too much that Lupita's following and adoring you constantly. You're playing with her for your own ego! Either fall in love with her already or ..send her packing.'

Duvelina 14th Oct 2016 2:30 PM

Quote: Originally posted by ihatemandatoryregister
"Ah, fuck, I forgot a hack." - me, after realizing that I'd forgotten to reinstall twojeff's "Teens Keep Loves" hack after removing InTeen and Johnny Smith had fallen out of love with Ophelia Nigmos. Easy fix with the Blender though.


Now I know why my teens lost their love tags! I wasn't sure what happened, but apparently removing inTeen happened.

ourladyplumbob 14th Oct 2016 7:37 PM

'YOUR HEAD IS DIRECTLY UP YOUR DAD'S ARSE'
The joys of spiral staircases...

Orphalesion 14th Oct 2016 8:46 PM

"Why the f*** are you cousins?!" - while trying to match up two Sims in my Pleasantview Epic Challenge playthrough.

eduseo 15th Oct 2016 1:15 AM

"I hate you Burris boys. You all look so dang alike." (I'm lying. I love them.)

Here's a picture to show why I get confused at times (with the youngest as an adult for reference):

Peni Griffin 15th Oct 2016 1:48 AM

Nobody made you put the same hairstyle and facial hair on all of them.

Booney 15th Oct 2016 8:27 AM

"What have I done to you?" I whispered while updating spreadsheet after playing first rotation in Riverblossom Hills.
And after few seconds very, very quietly:
"Muahahhaha."

eduseo 15th Oct 2016 11:19 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Peni Griffin
Nobody made you put the same hairstyle and facial hair on all of them.

Yes that's true, my silly curiousity did that. They are dressed very differently normally otherwise I'd have lots of problems! The Sims 2 genetics system has actually very much impressed me with these boys. :D

RoxEllen1965 15th Oct 2016 11:57 PM

Quote: Originally posted by kamoodle5
"Wait, why are you apologizing to your girlfriend? She doesn't hate you..."
"And now you're apologizing to somebody who cheated on you. Seriously, they should be the one saying sorry."


Syberspunk's "Apologize Fix" was made for this:
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/s...pic,2467.0.html

Devon Aster 16th Oct 2016 12:44 AM

"Sharon, I don't think you want to- Uh... ok, then."
"Sharon, you don't really have a right to be mad. I mean, yeah, I think John had a little fun with someone not-you when I played his house. But he didn't do it right in front of you. Seriously? You banged John not more than an hour ago in that same photo-booth! He was right there! I know you two aren't exclusive, but there's such a thing as decorum and respect."
And I had such hopes for these two. I thought Sharon even had a fear of being rejected for engagement to John. Maybe it had been a fear of getting engaged! Either way, it looks like the ship of Sharon Wirth and John Mole has sunk.

alljoj 16th Oct 2016 12:57 AM

"And peace was restored."
"Hi there Candi! Interrupting on your nephew's date, I see!"
"NNNNNOOOOOOO...."
"Why is she going into the male bathroom!"
"GET THAT PURSE AWAY FROM ME"
"OH THANK GOD."
"Stay drinking! Don't break the date!"
"STAY DRINKING!"
"WHY ARE YOU HEADING TOWARDS THEM!"
"KNIT AT HOME!"

So I unbanned Crumplebottom and hilarity ensued.

RoxEllen1965 16th Oct 2016 7:56 AM

To the butler at Capp Manor who has a high neatness rating: "Dude, I know you're just having oodles of fun mopping up all those puddles over and over again, but I really really would love for you to fix the leaky tub first!"

Booney 16th Oct 2016 6:42 PM

"Finally, a lesbian."
(Uberhood's LGBT sims include Castor Nova, Andrew Martin, Morty Roth, Gabriel Green, random townie, Kent Capp, Buzz Grunt, Romeo Monty and Tybalt Capp - for now. I was happy to add first female, Miranda Capp, to the list.)

kamoodle5 16th Oct 2016 7:35 PM

Quote: Originally posted by RoxEllen1965
To the butler at Capp Manor who has a high neatness rating: "Dude, I know you're just having oodles of fun mopping up all those puddles over and over again, but I really really would love for you to fix the leaky tub first!"


I find that pretty sad, seeing as NPCs or free-to-roam playables will only clean up the water coming from a broken sink, bathtub, or toilet, and yet they don't have the common sense to stop the problem altogether by fixing the darn appliances. I saw that during someone's Asylum challenge on Youtube, when the other insane inmates just kept improving their Cleaning skill by mopping up the water near a broken tub. Oh, and they never bothered to clean the toilet once it started to reek green; they just kept using it despite the unsanitary situation. I'm surprised Sims don't get sick from that.

Booney 17th Oct 2016 5:56 PM

"Why is a street dog in your house? Wait... It came from second floor. From kids' bedroom. Oh, crap, Albany, I hope there is some "treasure" in your yard, because we don't have enough money for new bed."

The same dog later appeared in Antonio Monty's house and did some damage there too.

mirjampenning 17th Oct 2016 6:49 PM

'What are y'all fussing about? If they want to hankypanky in a tent, let them. It's none of your business!'

antoninko 17th Oct 2016 7:29 PM

So , i just bad an beautiful baby , the father was Benjamin Long ... i made him an plastic surgery waiting for the genes to change ... their baby got an kid an got ALL of his father genes and then i screamed loud "are you frickin kiding me game ! Also of the fathers old genes ! All ! Why not a little bit of the mother genes !"
When my game crashes : "Are you frickin serious !!!!!"

Justpetro 17th Oct 2016 7:38 PM

But...but... Benjamin's nose is one of the best things of the game

kamoodle5 17th Oct 2016 7:38 PM

"Why do you want to apologize to me?"
"Sarah, get out of the way. They need to get out."
"There! Now they can slap you properly."
"'Elmo knows where you live!' Oh, God..."
"The plant kicked your ass. How does that feel?"

At the fourth thing I said, I was actually quoting something from the Simpsons and the last bit was when somebody wanted to say hi to Andrea. Apparently, he knew where she was.

HCAC 17th Oct 2016 9:10 PM

What happened to the pictures I just took? (looking at blank photo). Seems like Paint.net is annoying this way sometimes. I have Paint Shop Pro but it needs a lot of juice to run alongside Sims 2.

Inari94 18th Oct 2016 2:33 AM

"No no no cancel that action and go to work you're going to miss the car!"

"What did you get stuck on that stopped you getting on the bus today then?"

"There's plenty of room to get around that furniture don't stomp your feet at me! "

alljoj 18th Oct 2016 5:36 PM

"You just got out-womanized."
"OH DEAR GOD WHERE'S THE CARPOOL- oh it's Sunday."
"Kars, I would just like to inform you that you need to stop."
"GET. OFF. THE. GAMECUBE."
"Why are you like this?"
"Pull any more crap like this and you WILL die by flies." *proceeds to enable testingcheats*
"There goes her scholarship!"
"Fix your computer!"
"Okay, so my Sims are weaboos?"
"Ah, yes, my favorite music track: Silence."
"I thought you were good at this?"
"TURN IT OFF! YOU CAN'T DANCE TO MAGNET!" (Magnet is a custom song about a forbidden romance I put in my game. My sim siblings were trying to dance to it.)

awesomechick979 18th Oct 2016 6:49 PM

Well, I said this out loud and typed this into my now sims' bios. They were originally those pre-made students in the students bin; Tom Freshe, Marla Biggs, and Emily Lee. It's amazing how I remember their names because I hate them that damn much. Marla was trying to mack on one of my sims, Gavin, but he was destined to be with someone else. That constipation made him fall in love with her ugly ass! Tom and Emily just wouldn't do any work to get excellent grades. In the end, they had excellent grades, but I can never forgive them for the hell they put me through. Now, I must give them hell. I said all of this about two days ago, and here's what I can remember:

Marla: I called her the B word. Wished for her death, and said, "Just die already."

Emily: Called her a B, and said, "May all of your edges become snatched! And may your husband cheat on you while you're dying on your death bed!"

Tom: Called him a B as well, and I kept calling him Uncle Tom because he really does remind me of an uncle tom type of new black! calm down. I said, "May your edges become snatched, and may your children become menaces to society!"

I've also said some fat shaming and racial slurs about them as well, but hey, don't do what I say and I will make your sim life miserable. I've also said, "I will come in there and slice you with a razor!" What I'm going to do to them is worse. Heck, I already killed that Marla chick because she shouldn't have enticed Gavin with her hot breath and her ugly face looking like tragedy and woe! I'd kill her again if I had the chance! Ol' long face, buck tooth bitch! I hope her tits burn clean off in sim hell! I'm mad again

Charmful 18th Oct 2016 7:29 PM

"Get off the stage Stacia!"

I was trying to pose a band playing and a sim not involved wandered on stage. Then my husband turns to me and says "You don't tell Stacia what to do!"

I throw my head back and laugh like a deity.

Booney 19th Oct 2016 10:35 AM

"Tickle General Buzz? Are you sure it's your want not fear?"

frankokomando 19th Oct 2016 6:30 PM

Something along the lines of "What are you doing, you stupid?!"

alljoj 19th Oct 2016 6:37 PM

"His attraction is NEGATIVE? I swear, I'll murder him!"
"Don, you're messing everything up."
"Uuuughhh..."
"Kars was a mistake."

Booney 19th Oct 2016 10:08 PM

"You can't have party, Buzz. You have no friends."

"Nervous, yes, I got that you are not anxious and scared, but there is no need to demonstrate it by leaping in Pascal's arms every time you see him."
"Now you both want to make out. None of you have had your first kiss yet. That's wild."
"Please, no, Nervous, not wants about diamond rings."
"Marriage rings are no better."
"Et tu, Pascal?"
"Let's wait with that making out thing, ok?"

"Olivia, are you pressuring them into marriage? I think your son may rush into things too fast in order to live out all the experiences that have been robbed from him, but..."
"Oh, you don't care. I see."

"C'moon guys, I just had to use cheats and make you selectable to keep you away from each other. Maybe don't slow dance right there, you are blocking the door."
Five minutes later.
"Hey, what you two been up to?"
"Is that a "made out" memory above your head?"
"... I'm so glad I don't have ACR."

eduseo 19th Oct 2016 11:50 PM

"Wait... it's your birthday already? Nooooo!" All my sims are growing up into elders too fast! ;_;

alljoj 20th Oct 2016 12:22 AM

"Peace was restored." Turns out Don randomized a turn-off for creativity and Candi didn't fit any of his turn-ons. Fixed that!
"Why doesn't this man have a love tub already?"
"Thanks, Batbox!"
"Ah, fuck, that won't work."
"I thought I had an anti-Humble mod in?"
"I want you to die."
"I am a wise and benevolent ruler!"
"Delete this."
"Ugh..."
"She's so adorable oh my god!!" I put a flower crown on Candi and squeed.

Orphalesion 20th Oct 2016 1:33 AM

Sim stands in front of cradle yet again.
Sim: I'm gonna touch the baby!
Me: (cancels interaction) DON'T F****ING TOUCH THE BABY!
Sim: okay okay
(sim stands there)
Sim: I'm gonna touch the baby though...
(takes baby out of the cradle)
Me: That's it I'm gonna download a mod to fix this...

Charity 20th Oct 2016 4:20 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Orphalesion
Sim stands in front of cradle yet again.
Sim: I'm gonna touch the baby!
Me: (cancels interaction) DON'T F****ING TOUCH THE BABY!
Sim: okay okay
(sim stands there)
Sim: I'm gonna touch the baby though...
(takes baby out of the cradle)
Me: That's it I'm gonna download a mod to fix this...


This so reminded me of this. XD http://imgur.com/gallery/ZigXHzX

Feestrang 20th Oct 2016 4:43 AM

Quote: Originally posted by antoninko
So , i just bad an beautiful baby , the father was Benjamin Long ... i made him an plastic surgery waiting for the genes to change ... their baby got an kid an got ALL of his father genes and then i screamed loud "are you frickin kiding me game ! Also of the fathers old genes ! All ! Why not a little bit of the mother genes !"
When my game crashes : "Are you frickin serious !!!!!"

That's so hilarious because it happened to me too. Twice. Both males, same face, used randomizer both times. Benjamin's genes are just too strong for the game.
It was so funny tho. My game at that time was kinda realistic, then you had Benjamin's Long family passing by in my other lots and all i could see was their nose while wondering if their incoming baby would get his genes too. I mean i dont mind big noses, but theirs is so thin and pointy its ridiculous. And they were everywhere good times but wouldnt have those townies again in my game as they got kinda repetitive :-(

Ather 20th Oct 2016 5:56 AM

"There's so many gosh darn lesbians in this 'hood."
"But I mean... is there really such a thing as too many lesbians???"
"..."
"Naaaaaah."

AliaD85 20th Oct 2016 6:07 AM

"I'm desperately trying not to read too much into your walk-by, Keaton. Especially when you wave and smile and thought bubble Willow."

"Agnes, don't check out Robyn's butt unless you want to be a stepmom to 4 and a mother to one more. And it had better be a boy so help me..."

kamoodle5 20th Oct 2016 6:18 AM

Quote: Originally posted by RoxEllen1965
Syberspunk's "Apologize Fix" was made for this:
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/s...pic,2467.0.html


Sorry I didn't notice this sooner.

I do have that mod; however, I'm not sure if it's working right and do correct me if I'm wrong. Either it might be UC or I have the wrong version installed (the one for the older expansions). At least the ones who have been apologizing were definitely guilty of cheating and sometimes they DID acknowledge the cheated. It may also be the way I've been manipulating everyone's relations using the Relations Adjustor to tick Sims off when woohoo happens.

Regardless of this odd notion to apologize to random Sims, I do find it humorous especially when those Sims decide to get into a fistfight next. It's amusing how Sims can immediately become little angels and then little devils without notice, and sometimes they evolve into such wrathful souls who love to make other Sims miserable. It doesn't take too long for two BFF's to become mortal enemies.

Orphalesion 20th Oct 2016 2:53 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Charity
This so reminded me of this. XD http://imgur.com/gallery/ZigXHzX


That's the idea

mirjampenning 20th Oct 2016 3:07 PM

'You're not going to join in the tent now, your carpool is due to arrive.'
Cancel.
'What? You persist?'
Cancel, cancel, cancel.
'Stop it, you're not going to win this.'
*Mateo tries again and starts walking to the designated tent.*
'Suit yourself, you'll never arrive there on time anyway'
*Carpool arrives and the game cancels the action*
'Told you so!'

JDacapo 20th Oct 2016 4:13 PM

Whenever sims go rushing over to panic at a fire, I imagine lemmings (those little men with the green hair) playing the game. One of them is like, "They go out of their way to RUSH over to a FIRE?" and the other is like "Even WE don't do that!"

alljoj 21st Oct 2016 7:29 AM

"THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY FRIENDS. JUST. FRIENDS."
"Goddammit, ACR!"
"You did this."
"If your life spirals into a terrible path and you become a vampire, don't blame me."
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Aaaand glitch."
"Good old Dio!"
I apologize for posting so much but my recent gameplay sessions have been hilarious.

Booney 21st Oct 2016 8:27 AM

"How many backrubs will you want in one date?!"
Seven or eight. Cleo Shikibu's back must be killing her.

"Your crystal ball doesn't show you everything, does it?"
"I am sure they are both appreciating this."
Gypsy matchmaker paired Bianca Monty with Pascal Curious. He is gay, in loving relationship and with no interest in cheating. Other than these technical nuances, they are a great match, I'm sure.

Bulbizarre 21st Oct 2016 9:39 AM

Not while playing the Sims 2, but I accidentally frightened myself looking at strange facial reconstructions and calmed myself down by going "well it's not any worse than TS2."

alljoj 21st Oct 2016 1:42 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Booney
Gypsy matchmaker paired Bianca Monty with Pascal Curious. He is gay, in loving relationship and with no interest in cheating. Other than these technical nuances, they are a great match, I'm sure.


You've gotta pay up!

SIMposiast 21st Oct 2016 8:09 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Booney
"How many backrubs will you want in one date?!"
Seven or eight. Cleo Shikibu's back must be killing her.

"Your crystal ball doesn't show you everything, does it?"
"I am sure they are both appreciating this."
Gypsy matchmaker paired Bianca Monty with Pascal Curious. He is gay, in loving relationship and with no interest in cheating. Other than these technical nuances, they are a great match, I'm sure.


I set up a Megahood in which Pascal was hetero and still single and he paired really well with Bianca Monty in that hood. Nervous and Lazlo actually did better

But yeah, the Matchmaker sucks. Even when you pay her the minimum so you can fulfill the 50 1st Dates LTW, she's still fail.

Bulbizarre 21st Oct 2016 8:14 PM

In Oakbrook I was half-considering hooking up Tara Kat and Cyd Roseland, except Cyd rolled as gay.

Nervous Subject double-bolted with Lazlo and only single-bolted with Pascal, but he heartfarted a lot over Pascal but rarely (maybe never) over Lazlo. They interacted plenty too, so it wasn't on account of that. When Lazlo went to marry his girlfriend Nervous went and grabbed the microphone and started singing very badly during the cutscene.

In either Hazelton or Springwater Lazlo got together with Chester Gieke, of all people.

Justpetro 21st Oct 2016 9:07 PM

Chester Gieke - means Lazlo is very lucky, imo

Booney 22nd Oct 2016 12:25 AM

Quote: Originally posted by SIMposiast
I set up a Megahood in which Pascal was hetero and still single and he paired really well with Bianca Monty in that hood. Nervous and Lazlo actually did better

But yeah, the Matchmaker sucks. Even when you pay her the minimum so you can fulfill the 50 1st Dates LTW, she's still fail.


Bianca paid that matchmaker a lot of money, so their signs and personalities should match pretty well. I guess. I will never know as I quit without saving. You are not destroying my sims' personalities, game.

I would enjoy matchmaker more if she ruled out all sims who have crush/love someone. Just assume that sims in relationship don't cheat. And if they do, well, don't make it easier for them.

And now I wonder how Bianca/Lazlo pairing would do.

Devon Aster 22nd Oct 2016 12:35 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Booney
"Your crystal ball doesn't show you everything, does it?"
"I am sure they are both appreciating this."
Gypsy matchmaker paired Bianca Monty with Pascal Curious. He is gay, in loving relationship and with no interest in cheating. Other than these technical nuances, they are a great match, I'm sure.


I had a similar reaction when Shelby Barrett decided Natasha Una would get on well with a now grown Daisy Greenman. Sure, they got on, but Daisy was straight and probably somewhat confused at being dumped into a blind date with another woman! I eked the score up to Good using friendly interactions so they wouldn't end up with a bad memory and ended the date early. Unfortunately, the coding still pushed them to end the date with a peck on the cheek, which counted as a first kiss for both of them . So I pulled out the Memory Manipulator to chuck the associated memories and reset Daisy's preferences to where they had been.

Ness09 22nd Oct 2016 1:28 AM

Daisy and Natasha make a great couple. They got together in my last uberhood, but I don't think either of them is gay in my new one. I'm a bit sad not to see them together again.

Bulbizarre 22nd Oct 2016 1:55 AM

I also remember Bianca Monty having a thing for Mitch Indie - before I realized anything about Kent Capp, too. I wonder how many Maxis storylines I managed to completely screw up by not realizing what I was doing.

Devon Aster 22nd Oct 2016 3:58 AM

The funny thing is that Kent begins with a slight preference for men. Either someone wasn't paying attention to the what the story was supposed to be, or they set it that way to make it a challenge for Bianca to win him over to a romantic relationship. Considering the sloppiness with which many of the scenarios and families seem to be set up, I suspect the former is true.

Bulbizarre 22nd Oct 2016 4:39 AM

Wasn't there one married man in Belladonna Cove that actually had a preference for men? I'm not sure if EAxis did that on purpose or not.

Anyways:
"GENERAL BUZZ, WHAT THE HELL?" - he was autonomously flirting with Chloe Curious! Maybe her charm is just that strong. Ripp was also flirting with her, but he's a romance sim.

RoxEllen1965 22nd Oct 2016 7:39 PM

Quote: Originally posted by kamoodle5
(re: Syberspunk's "Apologize Fix")

I do have that mod; however, I'm not sure if it's working right and do correct me if I'm wrong. Either it might be UC or I have the wrong version installed (the one for the older expansions). At least the ones who have been apologizing were definitely guilty of cheating and sometimes they DID acknowledge the cheated. It may also be the way I've been manipulating everyone's relations using the Relations Adjustor to tick Sims off when woohoo happens.

Well at least they were actually guilty of something and not just apologizing to random people for no reason.

Quote: Originally posted by Booney
Bianca paid that matchmaker a lot of money, so their signs and personalities should match pretty well. I guess. I will never know as I quit without saving. You are not destroying my sims' personalities, game.

I would enjoy matchmaker more if she ruled out all sims who have crush/love someone. Just assume that sims in relationship don't cheat. And if they do, well, don't make it easier for them.

The matchmaker seems to totally ignore gender preference and just go by potential chemistry. In an earlier version of Belladonna Cove, I had Geoff Rutherford (hetero playboy) call the matchmaker a few times and every single time she brought him a lesbian!

TwoJeffs made a crystal ball that you can use if you prefer. It pays attention to gender preferences and has a variety of other useful settings.
http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=15.0

SIMposiast 22nd Oct 2016 7:57 PM

Quote: Originally posted by ihatemandatoryregister
Wasn't there one married man in Belladonna Cove that actually had a preference for men? I'm not sure if EAxis did that on purpose or not.

Anyways:
"GENERAL BUZZ, WHAT THE HELL?" - he was autonomously flirting with Chloe Curious! Maybe her charm is just that strong. Ripp was also flirting with her, but he's a romance sim.


The General is a *huge* flirt. :-D Kinda surprising considering his lack of Playful points.

Bulbizarre 22nd Oct 2016 8:21 PM

Also "Please no chimes, please nooooooo-CHLOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She got pregnant with Gilbert Jacquet in the elevator.

I second twojeff's crystal ball - plus you're not instantly forced into a date as you are with the matchmaker.

alljoj 22nd Oct 2016 8:44 PM

At the very least, the kid will look cute.

Bulbizarre 22nd Oct 2016 9:44 PM

I admit - part of the reason so many of my Sims are getting pregnant is because I want to see how the kids will turn out.

alljoj 22nd Oct 2016 10:00 PM

"Go straight to jail!"
"GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL."
"DON'T KISS RIN SHE'S 14--"
"I FUCKING HATE ACR."
"THIS WAS A MISTAKE."

JDacapo 22nd Oct 2016 10:54 PM

Quote: Originally posted by SIMposiast
The General is a *huge* flirt. :-D Kinda surprising considering his lack of Playful points.


In one hood where I made everyone who wasn't a Romance sim have Romance as a secondary aspiration, The General was quite flirty too - especially with Demi Louie. They make one helluva cute couple. Gots to try getting them together again someday.

alljoj 23rd Oct 2016 3:59 AM

I play for 10 minutes...
"NONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!"
"DIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (The character who fucked up is based off a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Dio. That's yelled. Alot.)
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
"TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK"
"WHY ISNT THIS ABLE TO BE CANCELLED???"
And... uh, yeah. A vampire downtownie I made screwed everything up. So that's fun.

Quietscheente 23rd Oct 2016 10:35 AM

Quote: Originally posted by alljoj
At the very least, the kid will look cute.

At least if you use a fixed version of the neighborhood. Gilbert had plastic surgery in the version of Bluewater Village that was shipped with the game so you're in for some surprises if you let him procreate.

Booney 23rd Oct 2016 12:08 PM

Quote: Originally posted by RoxEllen1965

TwoJeffs made a crystal ball that you can use if you prefer. It pays attention to gender preferences and has a variety of other useful settings.
http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=15.0


Thanks! I knew about that crystal ball, but never bothered to look it up - but it's actually quite cool. I downloaded it last night, and Florence Delarosa was one who had a chance to try it first - it offered her three townies, Joshua Martin and Lazlo Curious.
She and Lazlo enjoyed their first date and are looking forward to next.

Bulbizarre 24th Oct 2016 3:39 AM

"General Buzz, what are you doing? You have zero playful points, WHY ARE YOU SOAPING THE FOUNTAIN???"

frenchyxo22 24th Oct 2016 3:53 AM

General Buzz always reminds me of Forrest Gump for some reason LOL
I don't know why... and I always imagine that's how he'd sound

Booney 24th Oct 2016 4:36 AM

General Buzz has some hidden depths.

whoward69 25th Oct 2016 11:36 PM

"What f***wit designed these hotels!!!" (the default ones)

Charmful 27th Oct 2016 11:27 PM

It's been awhile since my sister had come over to play my sims, well last night she dropped a classic. I had her plan an adult-to-elder birthday party for one of my sims. We had party deck lights, tikki lights, hired a bartender, had a custom content keg. My sister wanted this party to be a roof raiser.

Her: "Ok now the party needs a stereo"
Me: "They already have a stereo!"
Her: "WHERE?"
Me: *Points in the living room to the second most expensive stereo*
Her: "That's a pussy-ass stereo!" *Proceeds to grab the DJ booth out of the catalog*

What was more hilarious was the my husband was in the middle of playing some co-op games with online friends and his microphone picked it up and he repeated "Yes, she just 'that was a pussy-ass stereo.' Charmful and her sister yell at each other a lot when they play the sims"

But for what it is worth, the party ended up being a roof raiser!

Booney 28th Oct 2016 6:57 PM

"Enjoy yourselves while you can."
When hot tub's woohoo cut-scene came off , and suddenly there was mrs. Crumplebottom in the background, angrily knitting while waiting for my sims to notice her.

Tzigone 28th Oct 2016 7:37 PM

"General Buzz, leave the ballet bar alone!" Just weirds me out to see Buzz doing ballet.

alljoj 30th Oct 2016 5:28 AM

"Ah, crap, there she is!" Olive Specter. Self-explanatory.

HCAC 30th Oct 2016 3:57 PM

"Stop talking to me. Leave me alone. Why does this game take so long to load when I only have half an hour to play? What...how did 2 hours go by? Wait, just let me...and I will save and close."

RoxEllen1965 31st Oct 2016 2:14 AM

"GAAAHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!" Usually at least once per play session.

SIMposiast 1st Nov 2016 4:47 AM

"NO! Bad sim! I'm sending you to bed early without dinner for that. You are not an Authorized Cook! No sneaking to the fridge like that!"

I don't try to starve my sims but I'd like them to wait until I cycle around and send them to get the delicious leftovers made by the household's Authorized Cook(s). Sheesh. Patience, you little pixels!

yavannatw 1st Nov 2016 5:26 AM

"You don't need a bath, you dickhead"
"So you don't wanna jump rope, ya lazy bastard. I'll show you - time for the exercycle - ha!"

Booney 1st Nov 2016 9:37 AM

"Why is pet food bowl turned to wall again?!"
"Jason, you live in apartment. There is no place for game costing 5,500. Here, have a dartboard."

JDacapo 1st Nov 2016 10:02 AM

Quote: Originally posted by alljoj
"Ah, crap, there she is!" Olive Specter. Self-explanatory.


She steal the Picayune?

AliaD85 1st Nov 2016 6:04 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Tzigone
"General Buzz, leave the ballet bar alone!" Just weirds me out to see Buzz doing ballet.

In his defense, there are football players that do ballet and dance. It helps with swift movement and flexibility!

Kligma 1st Nov 2016 11:06 PM

"Please, don't catch fire."
"F*ck you if you catch fire."
"It's gonna catch fire, it's gonna catch fire..."
A certain sim-death earlier today has made me slightly paranoid when it comes to model trains.

"Am I going somewhere?"
I opened a household and the first thing that happened was that I was asked which lot to go to, because apparently last time I played I'd left the lot right before the taxi came to take a sim to an outing.

"That's not how you greet your cousin."
Everest is an alien and her dad was married to Trigger's dad's sister, so the game doesn't consider them relatives. Trigger gave Everest a big kiss when the latter arrived to the former's house. They are BFF's and as teenagers they had a brief romance, but nowadays, as adults, they don't even have any chemistry bolts so I didn't expect it.

Tzigone 1st Nov 2016 11:45 PM

Quote: Originally posted by alljoj
"Ah, crap, there she is!" Olive Specter. Self-explanatory.
I kinda feel that way about Nervous. He meets a new sim and goes straight for the joy buzzer.

Orilon 2nd Nov 2016 6:31 PM

I put in a mod to stop the model train from catching fire after the nanny died from the fire (the dumb bitch kept playing with the train instead of taking care of the toddler and it caught fire. She died from the fire and I exited without saving because I didn't want the toddler taken by the social worker.)

"Now I remember why family Sims annoy me." I've been playing other games, and just came back to Sims 2. Its always annoyed me that Family Sims don't take care of the baby they do have but clog their want panel with the have baby want. That want seems to be constantly in their panel.

HCAC 2nd Nov 2016 7:41 PM

Just said this the other day--
 
Sim toddler aged up to child one morning AFTER school started. She had a nice party with her parents, played with the mother and built up some of her skills painting and reading. She "did educational stuff" that day.

Later I got the message "So and So isn't doing very well in school." Okay, genius--the kid has pretty good skills already but she's "doing poorly" at school she never went to...

"Can you say "HOMESCHOOL?"

mixa97sr 2nd Nov 2016 8:03 PM

Lately It's been...

"Ill just add another floor... what could happen, right?" and then a minute after that...

"WTF... why did the game crash on me?! Now I have to do it again after those 2 million crashes!"

Charmful 3rd Nov 2016 4:06 AM

Sister's Weekly Outbust
 
Earlier tonight we had an argument about moving a family she had let happen grow in my hood. This argument is too long and weird to repeat but the conclusion resulted in her accusing me of being okay with Eugenics.

She moved the Dean into a town home and was excited that he had a membership to the Film & Literature hobby lot so she planned to take him there and everything went downhill.

Her: "The film and Literature lot isn't an option!"
*Clicks on his hobby panel to check*
"He has a membership! ughhhh what the fu**?"
Me (totally lying to placate her): "Maybe...the film guy never showed up and gave him a card"
Her: "This sucks! Ugh he's gonna order some photos then"
*Clicks computer option to 'order phtoos'*
Her: "Shit..."
*No Photos available*
Her: "FINE! He's gonna check his email"
*Yoiro has no new emails*
*UGH, he'll just blog about Film & Literature then!"
*2 seconds later the computer breaks*
Me: "Get away from game with all that bad luck!"

She doesn't. And I guess she bought a new computer for him and made him continue writing a novel because a few minutes later I look up and see this:


joandsarah77 3rd Nov 2016 4:33 AM

Lol, might have been easier to check the bat box for 'missing hobby lot memberships' which would reinstate his card and she could have gone on to play the hobby lot.

Charmful 3rd Nov 2016 4:51 AM

Quote: Originally posted by joandsarah77
Lol, might have been easier to check the bat box for 'missing hobby lot memberships' which would reinstate his card and she could have gone on to play the hobby lot.


Didn't know about that one, I don't see it listed, is it under a certain pie menu? He had the membership card, it's just when he called the taxi the 'Film & Lit' hobby lot wasn't under the 'Hobby' options to travel to.

Her most recent sayings after she had the Dean's family get a dog:

"This is the worst dog ever. It peed on the floor and keeps destroying the furniture"

joandsarah77 3rd Nov 2016 5:26 AM

I always have them walk but I assume it should be under taxi. If he has the card and still can't it sounds like a problem. The option on the batbox is on the first page if its there at all.

alljoj 3rd Nov 2016 12:58 PM

"Whoa, Candi! A little affectionate there, huh?"
"You don't even know him."
"Wait a second..."
"DEBUG- Super Duper Hug?"
"FUCK!"

mirjampenning 3rd Nov 2016 2:07 PM

'Well, you had me quite fooled, Cisco. Acting all choir boy in uni. Just one foot in adulthood and you suddenly are the playboy?'

whoward69 3rd Nov 2016 2:30 PM

(Sinead is house-sitting her grand-parents retirement shop while they vacation. She's had a long time want to sneak out with her boyfriend, so took advantage of the extra freedom to achieve that last night.)

"Why are you sprinting down the stairs? The school-bus has only just turned up ..."
"Why are you throwing up?"

[Pause. Click, click, click]

"Why are you pregnant? Your bio-clock is set ..."

[Click, click, click]

"... you haven't even WooHoo'ed with anyone!"

[Click, click, click]

"Your boyfriend's the father ... what the ..."

[Click, click, clickety, click]

"F**K!" (I'd forgotten about InTeen Risky Sneak-out)

RoxEllen1965 3rd Nov 2016 6:52 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Charmful
Didn't know about that one, I don't see it listed, is it under a certain pie menu? He had the membership card, it's just when he called the taxi the 'Film & Lit' hobby lot wasn't under the 'Hobby' options to travel to.


"Missing Hobby Memberships" shows up under the "Fix" menu on the Batbox and then only if the membership is actually missing. If your sim already has his membership card, that may be why the option isn't showing up in your game. Do be aware that using this option may not produce immediate results - it sometimes takes several sim-hours for my game to update the sim and add his/her membership card.

I'm concerned that the hobby lot isn't showing up in the "Hobbies" neighborhood on the travel menu for the taxi (not that I have any idea how to fix it). I assume it's also missing from the "Walk to Lot" menu?

Quote: Originally posted by Charmful
Her: "This sucks! Ugh he's gonna order some photos then"
*Clicks computer option to 'order phtoos'*
Her: "Shit..."
*No Photos available*

To order photo prints, albums, etc., your sim has to have actually taken some photos first with one of the in-game cameras. The function was introduced in BV for those little digital cameras that all sims have if you have BV installed. I think it may also work with the University career reward antique camera, but I haven't used that one in a long time so I'm not sure. Also be aware that viewing a photo album will reset/erase your family album (F4) if you use that function. Now that I'm keeping track of my stories externally (Irfanview for snapshots and Notepad for stories), I don't use the family album anymore so I'm not as bothered by this bug.

Charmful 3rd Nov 2016 7:03 PM

Quote: Originally posted by RoxEllen1965
"Missing Hobby Memberships" shows up under the "Fix" menu on the Batbox and then only if the membership is actually missing. If your sim already has his membership card, that may be why the option isn't showing up in your game. Do be aware that using this option may not produce immediate results - it sometimes takes several sim-hours for my game to update the sim and add his/her membership card.

I'm concerned that the hobby lot isn't showing up in the "Hobbies" neighborhood on the travel menu for the taxi (not that I have any idea how to fix it). I assume it's also missing from the "Walk to Lot" menu?


To order photo prints, albums, etc., your sim has to have actually taken some photos first with one of the in-game cameras. The function was introduced in BV for those little digital cameras that all sims have if you have BV installed. I think it may also work with the University career reward antique camera, but I haven't used that one in a long time so I'm not sure. Also be aware that viewing a photo album will reset/erase your family album (F4) if you use that function. Now that I'm keeping track of my stories externally (Irfanview for snapshots and Notepad for stories), I don't use the family album anymore so I'm not as bothered by this bug.


Thanks, I didn't have her try to 'walk' the sim to the hobby lot so I can't say at this time if it was or was not an option. I did know about the BV photos and ordering. My sister just didn't realize that the sim she was playing didn't have any.

EDIT: Because this is things people say while they play thread....

Me to sister: *seeing rent is due again* "Whooaaah calm down. You've played them for a sim week! That's way too fast this kid is halfway through toddler!"

Her: "It only seems a long time because you DILLY-DALLY when you play sims" (referring to how I take lots of pictures and make them go out and enjoy life) "When I play I get shit done."

RoxEllen1965 4th Nov 2016 12:05 AM

"How can you have to pee again already? You were just on the toilet not 5 minutes ago!"

"Who the hell are you again?"

Orilon 4th Nov 2016 5:46 AM

"No fucking duh" I get tired of the game constantly reminding me that I can send my teens to college.

"What is with you?" I'm not sure what about Opal Contrary that makes her such a pain in regards to exercising but she is. It turns out I shouldn't play when I have migraines. I put her in Oceanography but thats not her LTW. Argh.

Annaminna 4th Nov 2016 5:51 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Orilon
"No fucking duh" I get tired of the game constantly reminding me that I can send my teens to college.

"What is with you?" I'm not sure what about Opal Contrary that makes her such a pain in regards to exercising but she is. She wants to be at the top of the Oceanography career but absolutely hates getting the body points required for that career.


Let her learn physiology and just jump a rope a bit.

Orphalesion 5th Nov 2016 5:12 PM

Two babies are on their way?

*arms up* Two babbehs!

*realizes that this means two babbehs and a toddler in the house and eventually two toddlers* Two babbehs? *headdesk* Two babbehs...

mixa97sr 5th Nov 2016 5:50 PM

"Why is there always absolute cockroach infestation on every community lot?!... Oh, yeah... The annoying evil witch spells."

"Pick up the baby... Pick uuup the babyyy... PICKUPTHEBABYYYYGODDAMNIT!... Great, now we have business with social worker. I might as well have my share of fun by trapping her and then quit and not save the game."

RoxEllen1965 5th Nov 2016 7:56 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Orilon
"No fucking duh" I get tired of the game constantly reminding me that I can send my teens to college.


Cyjon's "No College Nagging" will get rid of this
"DESCRIPTION: Removes the constant barrage of college messages that every single freaking teen has to go through."
http://www.cyjon.net/node/39

whoward69 5th Nov 2016 11:27 PM

"What the F**K are you wearing?"

(A YA moved back to the main hood and appears to have selected a garishly coloured full ski-suit for everyday wear!)


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