One of my most uttered comments: "Who in the world picked out your clothes!"

Alexander Goth looked like such a nerd when he became a Teen, I got him different glasses, a different hairstyle, and sharp threads.

I hate when they age-transition and their clothes don't even match--the top and skirt will clash or something. Ugh.

This thread is made of win! I'm laughing so hard at 430 in the morning lol
I usually multi-task when playing Sims, so most of what I say is because of the sounds...
*BOING!*- Oh HELL no! Did you really ruin a good relationship by flirting with her sister in the same room?!?! Whats wrong with you?!
*Lullaby*- WTF? I sent you to bed for sleep, not for a new baby!
*Fire alarm*- OHMG, did you really burn the kitchen down with a TOASTER PASTRY?!?! Stop running around and leave the room!!! Dont just stand there, put her out!! Oh just great!! Just go ahead and die then!!
*Zhizzz, tears*- Roaches?? ROACHES?!?! Why!! *Checks outside* Who the **** keeps knocking over the damn trashcan!?!?!
*Dramatic music*- oh please no, not today...Why RepoMan?! You came all the way here for a chair?!
*Cheers*- GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NOW!!!!- Said before I got OFB and could lock doors.
Add to this list "What the heckysmeck are you doing?! Stop screaming at me!! Do what I tell you to do!! ZOMG so ugly!! Don't complain about your makeover/new objects and be grateful!! Get out of the damn bathroom!! Why aint you on the bus?!"....and other assorted ravings lmao

Ugh. I've been playing The Sims 2 for five years and NEVER used a Birthday Cake to age a baby. I thought it was only for birthday parties. Silly me. ^^'' Thanks for the tip.

I only just found out and I've been playing since this past fall. You don't need a party either.

In a restaurant lot: Is that cheesecake she just ordered? NO! She's pregnant and I don't want to deal with twins! Oh great, here comes another one of his conquests ordering cheesecake! A third one?! What is it with pregnant sims and cheesecake?! Hey don't give her that plate; I just took it off the menu! I don't want four sets of twins!

Ok, you ladies are all moving into the same lot together, and maybe that will prevent the twins from happening? Or better yet, you are going to just stay pregnant forever now because I'm never playing that lot!

(Turtle of Hope for one more contestant by midnight tonight: http://modthesims.info/showthread.p...507#post3117507

I find Owned businesslots particularly nerve killers. I have to keep the shop open for long enough and so my lovely playables do stupid stuff like become enemies and such. Thats when i curse. A Lot. And call them stupid. And other stuff.

Last play session I had a nanny blocking the way for the parent to reach the job carpool. The Nanny insisted she needed to feed the toddler, who had just barely slipped below half in "hunger". She stomped and waved that ms Picaso was in her way.
And I called her ugly stuff.
And said "the reason you are here madam, is that mrs Picaso needs to go work and earn her promotion!! Now give up and go get another bottle or something!"

Nannys are bothersome. But this particular nanny will continue her little life, because my! was she a little Neatfreak. And also pretty clever with the kids.. So. I forgave her. Eventually.

But usually its only ACR that get my vocal attention.(Micromanagers Anon. ACR is first step towards Moderate Sims Handling)

"Why are you taking that toddler upstairs for a bath when there's a bathroom only a few feet away!"

Oh my god! XD the father is a vampire! (or are you using the allmenus on cheat?)

"...Holy macaroni you're sleeping with your wife.."
from yesterday when i was paying attention to small stuff such as family sleeping "OH MY LORD! You're snuggling with her in sleep how cute and sweet of you c:" Please do keep in mind shes engaged to a servo xD that she made look humanistic. Oh and they're not married both aspirations are romance so they both have a fear of getting married so they're engaged.

"No I will not bless you fufu since you're sexy and so is your sneeze XD" <--seasons

"Stop flailing your arms and complaining the bathroom is nearby go to it already!"

"ARGH! Pets are so high maintenance! They demand to be fed every half hour or so!"

"Woah I don't want you to die on me but I want you to share some of those hot sneezes with your lover" <---while the sexy husband has a cold.

"Just sit down and shut the hell up!"

Pollenfairy, Male Vampyres can father children and female Vampyres can become pregnant without the allmenus on cheat. I have two hacked beds in my game currently, but I *think* I had a Sim fathered by one of the Grand Vampyres before I added either one, and allmenus on only works when testingcheatsenabled is enabled in userStartup.cheat, and cannot be used with Free Will enabled.

gulhare, OfB is my favorite expansion, and I rarely have issues with my Sims fighting one-another, especially when I`m playing another Sim`s owned business. They`re usually too busy shopping.

"What the hell are you DOING? Why didnt you get on the bus?? Right, walk to school NOW-oh, its saturday. Ill let you off then..."

"No, thats not your bed IS IT. Go to YOUR freakin bed"

*Fire* "Oh, well done. No, really, well done, YOU THICK F**K"

I use this one all the time. "No! I just used moveObjects on to take that infant OUT of the snowbank and put it in the house!! WHY do you keep picking it up and carrying it right back outside?! Don't put it back in the stupid snow!!!
go to school, go to school, put that down and go to school! (also work)
Stop whining! The fridge is in the next room and there's food in it. if you starve to death, it's your fault, and I'm not saving you (as if they care)
Okay, you invited her to your house for a date. Why are you playing punch me punch you with your brother?
No, Nanny don't put the toddler in the high chair. you're going to go take a bath and leave her there, you idiot!
don't just stand there holding your baby for hours and hours when he has a dirty diaper. Change it!

Lol, this thread is more like "Things you've shouted while playing The Sims 2" =P Not too many positive exclamations to be found, haha!


"That's not your freaking bed!! You've been living here how long?!"

"I thought I told you to _____!" (insert some action here, that my sim blatantly disregarded)

"What do you mean, you can't get there?? Just step around it/them! Or push it/them out of the way! It's not that hard!!"

"Nooo! Stop it, nanny!! Don't you know anything about taking care of kids?!"

"What the-? Why is the baby on the floor AGAIN?! Some great parents YOU are..."

"[Toddler], if you play in the toilet one more time, I swear I'm deleting all of the toilets in this house!!"

"Lobster thermidor again?! You're BARELY hungry!!"


This may be a silly question, but what is ACR? Figured it out =P

On the positive side of things:

"wow! you are totally hot!" (He was such and average looking teen)

"Man, she is totally digging you. Get your butt over there and flirt with her"

I did also find myself saying recently "do it because I told you to!" Gave me great pause as all I could think was "dear God I've turned into my Mother".

Laughing so hard I`m coughing from it!

"All-Mighty-Lord! Get the f**k out away from the door!"
"Turn left! Turn left!"
"There's a backdoor! Use the Goddamn back door!"

-Things yelled at my navigation impaired Sims.

"She's your God-forsaken wife! You boned her in the park and now you're shy about peeing in front of her!"

-Something I yelled at the Mayor...I mean former Mayor of my hood. (He died a slow and deserving death)

"Wait...you find THAT attractive?"

-When one of my Sims found Goopy a total stud. *Vomits*

Leave that f..... game alone! my sims keep playin that game, forgot its name, when they hold cubes in they're hands and mark numbers on them.

" Stop woohooing and feed your baby!" , Stop checking out that elder, your wife is right there!" "Why the heck did you leave your baby in the bushes!?" "Stop feeding the baby! It's hunger bar is full!" And you know, sometimes I am totally speechless when it comes to my sims stupidity

*game freezes* "no don't crush ! DON'T !!"..... *5 mins pass and still frozen* "c'mun crush already -.-"

My most recent one:

WHAT?! HOW?! I sent you too woohoo! OMG, I don't want you too have another kid no!(the joys of not having a sound on your computer)

Tybs, don't you think you're a bit old, to roll want to beat up Romeo?...Oh okey, fine, because your aspiration is low. Go invite your sister over.

Mine:

"Go potty train the baby. Okay.....come on.....NO!!! DON'T 'HOLD YOUNGSTER' IDIOT! POTTY TRAIN HIM!!!!"
"Lilith! Get out of your sister's dorm! If you want to play computer games use your own computer!"
"So you're making toaster pastries. Just make sure you pay attention. *puts in oven* Wait! Why are you going to watch TV? You'll forget the food. THE HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN!!!!!"

"Why are you running upstairs to throw up when you were in that downstairs bathroom just now!"

"I told you to eat. Not relax. That baby will be awake before you know it!"

Since installing tons of behaviour-altering mods in my game it's pretty stress free and I don't find myself saying "what the hell are you doing?" at my screen anywhere NEAR as much as I used to.

However... I have ACR installed (Autonomous Casual Romance) and I often have to do double-takes when I spot some casual woo-hooing going on without me authorising it! lol. It's quite entertaining actually when you see things like a Young Adult virgin woman kissing the arm of one of my teen boys at a club, or a male Romance student sim get it on with every female student at college (often in front of his other conquests), although perhaps not so entertaining when a married sim decides to go woohoo someone he fancies behind his wife's back. *slaps wrist and probably something else* :p

I just put up with it, myself. I have Vista, which my husband calls the memory hog. So probably the fewer mods I have the better at this point, until I can get myself another GB of RAM.

"Why do you want to use THAT toilet just because shes using it? Theres 3 other ones in the house but NOOO you want to use one that someone else just HAPPENS to be using?? Grow up. Literally, GROW UP." *sigh*

"Sit? You're going to sit? You always sit! Get off your lazy a** and go do something productive!"
"Stop playing SSX3! You just played it on the TV! I am going to make your family have an intervention if this comes up."
"STUPID CAT! GO EAT! ...oh, your bowl moved so that's why you can't eat. Oh. I guess I'll fix that."

"I told you to read your toddler a story, so at least have enough patience to wait for him to sit opposite you before you put the book away dammit!"

That one really irritates me.

"omg you sims are so freaking stupid!!!!!!"

"Why are you making out with HER?! Three bolts or not, she is an ugly townie that we are NOT marrying into the legacy!"

My latest is a very simple "Oh SHUT up!!" when an adult/elder sim starts crying due to low aspiration.

If I could just get them to stop by X-ing it out I'd be happier! But no... I have to listen to them whining on for what feels like forever! Especially when the sim in question has stupid buy-this-buy-that wants (half of which I've already disposed of through various mods) which I can't/won't afford, or ones that involve ringing/inviting someone over... which I can't do at 2am sim-time!

Today, while my Sim's daughter was sitting in her high chair, hungry.
I find her mom playing fetch with the dog.

"NO. STOP PLAYING WITH SAKUMO. GO FEED SAYUMI. CHRIST, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER."

My cousin was playing at our house with his girl friend, and they made two sims, his sim started dating my wife and it was...
Girl Friend: "What the hell"
William: "I don't know"
Me: "Will, stop hitting on my wife"
William: "I thought it was Sarah"
Me and Girl: "IT'S NOT"
Sims commence to woohoo...

Mine...
"Why the hell are you on fire you're in fire gear." (Talking to my sim with debugged clothes)

I say:
''DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU STUPID THING!!!!I dont want a family member with a bad grade.I do my homework when i am really bored so you MUST do it,too''

If i am trying to make my sim and another one friends and the other one doesnt want to hug him/her:

''YOU DORKIE!Why should you be this much cold person?'

If the refrigator is empty:
''Ahhhh,why dont they make this thing bigger???!!'

I use a cheat and it soemtimes makes the game like an impossible maze.You can neither close the game,change the family nor save it.Its really annoying especially if you have written A STORY!I then say:

''WHY ME?WHY ME?''

I know these are a bit weird but people can go crazy when playing sims

"Hotaru! You should be teaching your pet cat, not your sister's dog!" ~Me, yelling to Hotaru [one of my green-haired Sims]

"Stop throwing that damn stick to the dog."

This is what stopped me from having dogs in the Sims family. Thank god for the mod. (:

"Stop trying to go to bed, it's 6:00"

"Oh my god, why are you doing that? I told you to do this. OMG you are so full of FAILLL"
"Yeh, you two go and woohoo, while your toddler/baby starves to death/is about to pass out from tiredness, YOU ARE CRAP PARENTS." (ACR)

"Why are you all dancing on the stage RIGHT NEXT to the DJ booth when there's a perfectly good dance floor complete with flashing lights and disco ball that I made for such a purpose??"

"Why are you taking out the (empty) trash/making out with your wife/performing stand-up comedy on the microphone when there are four customers waiting to be served/needing to be sold something?" (I must put Business Controls You in my game sometime soon)

"Why are you going "ARRGGGHHH!! in that silly girlie voice when you see your spouse naked in the bath, especially as you've just woohoo'd on the couch completely starkers?"

"Stop smustling in the bathroom, you morons! Yes, all of you!"

I was playing with my sim Lotta, and took her to a community lot to buy some clothes and to meet sb (if sims I created appear there, of course). So, after she has bought her clothes and sat to relax a bit on the sofa, a nice sim I created came in, and I didn't want to waste the chance. So, I talked tp the sim in the following way, while making them interact:
"Ok, Lotta, come up to that guy and greet him... No, this one I clicked on!... When on Earth are you going to take your pixel a** out of the sofa!!! Oh! well done Lotta! Good girl! Now, talk to him... Not about studies or stuff like that, you nerd!!! (a cloud with equation appeared above her head). Hey, he's a pleasure sim, he may find you annoying, and I WANT YOU TWO TO BE TOGETHER AND I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT! (changed the topic). Oh, plusses, fine, good girl!!! Now compliment him... good job... now tell him a joke,... another one.... don't make such an angry face, I know that you're serious, but , hey, have some humour! Ok... see, you can hug him now, DO IT!!! Oh.... kiss him... hug him..." and so forth. After their relationship score got pretty high:"Good, now walk back home, you can be free."

You mean, your sim didn't jump him after all that? I wish MY sims would show such self-restraint!

Most of what I say would make a sailor blush (and often make my mother yell)... but here are a few.

"Go. Get on that school bus. Now! Do it! Go! Do you really want to have no job, be on the dole and be sat on your a** all day like me? No? THEN GET ON THE F****** BUS!!!"
"MY NEWSPAPER! LEAVE IT! PUT IT BACK YOU- oh you left. Great."
"You want to woohoo with 10 sims? And your a Vicar? I SWEAR I PICKED KNOWLEDGE! Grrr..."
(As I have a zombie infection hack)"Right, give the Reaper some money... oh c***. No, more money! Please! F***, a zombie. Just great. Brilliant." *exits without saving*

And more in relation to instaling rather than playing...
"Wait, No, why aren't you installing? BUT YOU WORKED YESTERDAY!"
*goes to get discs repaired*
"£2 a disc? F*** that."
*walks for an hour to buy it secong hand*
"£6??? Oh.... Fine, I'll buy it."
Till guy: *showing off about his test version of the next pokemon game*
*plots his pixellated demise*

"No, you are NOT going to fall in love with your daughter-in-law!" Said to a Fortune Sim (secondary Romance) who's living with his son, daughter-in-law, and grandson. He rolled a Want for that.

Oh my god I don't want to repeat some of the things I say when I play OFB. I opened a grocery store, that doesn't work and all the townies do is fight, destroy stuff, and take up space.

"No, you are not going to go toss a football with your son at 3am in a thunderstorm on a school night just because you just got home from work as a Criminal Mastermind and aren't sleepy yet. Go woohoo with your wife. But NO MORE BABIES!"

I seldom if ever do any Sim-owned businesses myself. OFB is good for having a shopping district, plus more goodies for Build mode IMO. If I play Malcolm Landgraab I typically have him sell his properties.

Once I had a Sim, an Elder...I issued commands for use bathroom, then go to bed. I checked up on her...her Bladder need was heading for orange and her Energy WAS orange, and I was like, "Great--you're about to wet yourself and pass out and you're in the hot tub!?"

"Get your butts off this dormitory!" said to my Indian-named Sim, while firing SimWardrobe's Assault Rifle on any other dormies.

Ah I love that assault rifle, and the 666 napalm bomb. I always have buisnesses, lol, fun to make, and they are all sucsessful. Today:
"F--K F--k F--K, I don't give a F--KING S--T If you love her, she's your mom and you don't F--k eachother, especially when she's an elder and you're a teen!

"Where the hell have you put your homework now?? GOD SAKE, do i really have to watch you EVERY TIME you get off the bus just to make sure i know where your homework is?? Why do you have to hide it in some dark corner where i will NEVER find it??"

I swear some of those kids DO hide their homework. I usually just delete it when they go back to school, as none of mine ever sit still long enough to do it. But when it's hidden I have to wait for them to come home and pile more on top of it.
Currently I have an elderly sim who constantly changes into the fig leaf when guests come over. I don't make him do, I will have him looking nice for his dates (he's a randy romance sim), but by the time I send him out to greet his date, he's changed into the stupid fig leaf again. This causes me to say all manner of rude things to him, relating to the unattractiveness of the stooped, paunchy elder body trying to romance a young lady in that "STUPID FIG LEAF".

If you get them a desk, they will try to put their homework on the desk. If that isn`t enough, there are two hacks available here at MTS that will help. The first is "Put your homework away properly!" by MogHughson, and the other is Sim Control Tool II by christianlov. With the first you can direct your Sim students to put their homework in [or near] specific places, and with the second you can direct your Sim students to do their homework without knowing *where* it is.

Thanks, ill check that mod out. I dont like putting in empty desks because sims have a habit of putting bills/empty coffee cups/newspapers etc on them instead of homework lol.

Yes, I personally use that particular mod and it works great. It's a photo frame which you put on a desk (a double tiled desk mind, not the single-tiled ones you can get on Mod the Sims). You place it on the side where the chair isn't facing, and then your child or teen sim "claims" the frame. Their picture appears in it and from then onwards the sim will always place their homework on the desk opposite the chair.

Your sim can claim a one tile desk if you place the frame on a shelf above the tile.

Ooh really? I didn't know that. Thanks!

"Sorry, bub, my Sim does NOT swing on that side of the plate! And he's engaged to a woman!"

Said to a male Sim who did the wolf-whistle thing whenever he saw my male Sim (my Sim's Aspirations are Pleasure/Romance).

And what I said to the Sim's fiancee when a cow mascot hit on her and she accepted the flirt: "You did NOT just accept that flirt! Boy, are you lucky he was in another room!"

"OMG, just let him go by and go to your destination! You don't need to keep moving out of the way."

"Why are you stepping up and down? Are you confused on how to walk?"

"Stop eating like you're 4."

"Get outta the way you moron! He's trying to get to his final exam!"

"Hey! Hey! Go for the other sister, she's taken already!" me, yelling to my brown-haired Sim who's furious on my green-haired Sim (that had a crush on a glasses-girl)

Also said while playing Sims 1 and 3: "Please tell me you did NOT just do that!"

Was tonight playing a community nightclub lot - visited by one of my teen boys - and I teleported in lots of playable teen sims so he could make new friends. I audibly said "huh??" when I saw duplicate appearances of one of these characters. I had both duplicates go and sit upstairs in the corner so no-one would get confused by speaking to two of the same person.

I hope it hasn't corrupted my game! lol

I had this happen to me in University so I went looking for info on it. Apparently it's only a VBT if the clones speak to each other and get the memory for having met one's self. It is also ok to clear them off using your teleporter. If you kept them apart you should be ok.

My sims all seem to be obsessive or downright OCD, so I'm always yelling at them for repetitive behavior.

"NO MORE CATCH GODDAMNIT!"
*sees sims no longer holding infant* "Oh god, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BABY -THIS- TIME!"
"Please tell me you didn't bury the BABY in the SNOW...WHY DID YOU PUT THE BABY UNDER THE SNOW?!"
"STOP...HUMPING...EACH OTHER" (ACR)
"No more sex, go do something else already!" (more ACR)
"GAAAH JESUS!" (reaction to my first case of major toddler fug. She ended up growing into a pretty kid, but as a toddler...)

'selects a sim to use phone with full mood but sim doesn't do so.'

ÄLÄ NYT LOPETA SITÄ V**UN KOMENTOA TEE NYT SE MITÄ SUL ON PUHELMIA VASTAA!?
....And that's translated to english as: GAH! DON'T QUIT THAT F***IN COMMAND JUST DO IT WHAT YOU HAVE AGAINST PHONES!?!

"So THAT'S what a servo is. I hope I didn't make a mistake by having him build one...."

(I just had Malcolm Landgraab IV, who got his Gold Robotic Talent Badge, build a servo.)

You`re welcome. Mind if I ask which of the two mods I linked to you`re checking out? They work well together, too.

LOLOLOLOL
It's most likely your native tongue, but it's still good to know I'm not the only one who yells at my Sim in another language.
I'm constantly yelling at my Sims in Portuguese. Whether they understand or not is another story.

"No, she is NOT going to accept your offer of a blind date for her, she's already married!"

'No, no,no,no,no!Don't pick up the baby, Awh!'
'Do you want to kill me? -Sim nods- Awh, you hate me that much? -Sim nods again- Okay, I'm going to feed you to the cowplant then. -Sim Jumps up and down- Stupid Sim '

"Is it too much to ask for you to put your plate in the dishwasher before you get into bed?"

Ok, if a social worker comes, just do the moveobjects on cheat, and delete the social worker's van, then try to fix the problem with the child/baby/teen so they won't have another van come.
I once had a social worker come to take my sims' only baby away, and I deleted the social worker, and all the sudden, BLOOP, another social worker pops out of the van, and I'm like: "NOOOO!!!" so I quickly killed the social worker, and then the baby went *sparkle sparkle poof* and then my Audrey Kitching like-sim and her husband got depressed, so I decided to screw that family...


I usually say things like:
"LOAD ALREADY, stupid custom content messing up my game, I can't get into anyone's home!! Dx"
"NO! STOP PLAYING THE DUMB SXX3!! I'm about ready to delete your stupid computer!!"
"Kid, if you don't get off that piano, I will starve you!!"
"This is the second meal you've eaten since I made you, WHY ARE YOU ALREADY FAT!!??"
"Crap."
"You are so weird..."
"DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!"
"There is a chair right in front of you, stop complaining that there is no chair!"
"NO!! Stop sleeping!! Go to work you lazy bum!!! Your energy is full, just because you woohoo-ed with your son's girlfriend's mom doesn't mean that you can sleep until you're an old person!!"
"You were still in the beginning stage of adulthood!! Why are you an elder!!??"
"No."

"NO. Stop flirting with her, you guys are FRIENDS. Okay? GAH, now look you have a crush on her. STOP. YOU AREN'T MEANT TO BE. D: " -five minutes later- "Since you're obviously not letting me break up with her, you'll get married after University. Okay?"

Im thinking the 'Put your homework away properley' mod will probably be best for me, thanks again for the link!

Had something similar happen.

I created a Sim I wanted to be married to one of those cute downtownies (not Mr. Big--the one with the blue open shirt and white pants). One of her new friends asked if she could set her up with a blind date, so I was like, okay, why not?

Turned out to be Julien Cooke (from OFB) who I'm not even playing--he's still in the family bin.

So, from me you would have heard, "Okay, no dream date. No--you did NOT just get a crush on him! I want your date to be okay, not good! This is not the guy for you!" (The only time my Sims have Horrible dates is when I do it on purpose--like have them flirt with other Sims.)

She eventually married the downtownie, though. I deleted the Good Time letters from her inventory. As far as I know she still has a crush on Julien, but nothing's ever going to come of it, and she and her husband now have a teenaged daughter.

Don't Get The Baby You Goddamn Moron!
Nanny Get The F*** Out Of My Way You Freaking Witch!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Let Baby Alone You Moth********!!!

Okay, you've been just standing there, like a moron, holding the baby now for about 2 sims hours and the baby is still crying. CHANGE THE DIAPER ALREADY!!!! Honestly, they will go days without changing them.

You have to cancel the Hold Youngster from the queue and make sure the next action is Change Diaper. I found that out.

"Bianca Monty I swear I will KILL YOU if you don't stop flirting with GOOPY! D:<"
"S***, you're a teen aren't you? DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL!" << Before I discovered Inteenimator.
"Oh. My. God."
"HORNY FOO!" << ACR
"Despite the low payment, your date is a- No. NO NO NO! NOT THE CRUMPLEBOTTOM!"

"Why do you keep looking at the stupid painting?? Stop it!! Go pay attention to your kids. Stop looking at the stupid painting! It's not that funny GRAH....."(it really angers me, my two adult sims are obsessed with viewing paintings. I want to take all of the paintings down but then they'd be miserable. -_-)
"Why are you cleaning when you're just seconds away from pissing on the floor? wtf is wrong with you? Run to the toilet!!"(Sims can be so stubborn)
"You live in a one bedroom shack, quit kicking your kids outside just so you can have sex!!!" ACR
"why are you lecturing your baby? It's your fault they're screaming cause you're too stupid to change their diaper on your own!"
"You have an awesome bed, you're not in college or a bum, so why are you sleeping on your bench? and while you're pregnant and it's winter!!"

My sims make me angry sometimes >_<

Oh, I hate that. Once a baby was crying, needed a diaper change, and I saw the father with the action Yell At in the queue.

I was saying, "You are NOT going to yell at that poor baby! Idiot!"

I immediately canceled the action before he could do that and had him change the diaper.

My most recent one is "Really!? Was that necessary?"

Said to a Family Sim who has a Fear of changing diapers:

"Well, you WANTED a baby, now deal with it!"

"I don't care if there's a fire on the island, GO TO BED!!" to my sim who was about to pass out.
"Oh crap..." Said after a few sim-days of me playing my legacy, she had four kids and -- BURGLARR!! Luckily, I had an alarm. What's funnier is the burglar actually escaped then the next day she came over and stole my newspaper (I had no idea it was the burglar until I saw her name). Even funnier? The founder's husband was a burglar in the crime track.

One of my Sims only ate half a bowl of cereal and they became fat. It was the only thing they ate after playing drums for however long it was. :/

today my sim on collage constantly played ssx3 and go back to playing whenever he finshed what i "asked him" to do and a said: hey looser, stop being lazy, move your ass and go back to work

Currently playing Life Stories. I have a toddler and her parents both start work at nine. I'd canceled the go to work for the father so he could take a vacation day and the mother could get her promotion (she'd just become pregnant a second time and I wanted her to get a day of work in)--

"Yes, you CAN go to work! You're not leaving your daughter alone, your husband is taking a vacation day!"

I had her quickly call a nanny, then she RAN out to the car. I let the nanny stay so the father could get a nap.

Now the mother has a ton of vacation days....

"Ohhhh . . . . *turns volume down and covers face* nonononononono . . . . haaaaaaa . . . ." (when my game stutters and nearly crashes)
"Ohhhh . . . . *turns volume down and covers face* nonononononono . . . . !%#%!^@#@*%@%#^@#!$#$*!" (when my game really does crash)
"Should I? Nooo. Well, maybe if I . . . nah, it's not worth the start time. But then again, you have to . . . urgh, JENNA!" (when I can't decide whether to restart it)

I have free will off so that's usually all I say.

"AAAAAAH. Why are nannies so freaking sh*t. Why cant they do something for a change?! Bloody hell."
Later on, my nanny is usually dead. *evil laugh* *evil smile* xD


"Eww. Your not checking her out babe. She is eww-material"

A recent installation of the ACR has given me a whole new list of things I've been muttering at my computer.

"Why you little hussy!" for male and female alike seems to be at the top of the list followed by "are you out of your mind? your not getting in that hot tub with your sister's husband!".

I'm finding the adjustment to the ACR a bit traumatic.

Lol, you'll get used to it.

Actually sometimes I yearn for the days when my sims were faithful uptight prudes! After a while ACR becomes...uumm, a bit boring too because everyone is up for it all the time.

If I read the instructions correctly you can set a Sims individual token to make them more faithful or just turn off their autonomy all together. This does nothing of course for the other Sim that is quite possibly the instigator though. I'm liking the townie interaction as they never do anything for themselves in general. It's just going to take some getting used to on this control freaks part to step back and let my playables do their thing. I don't even play with free will turned off, more of a challenge for me to be able to play a 6 or 8 sim lot and keep them all under constant control. (pause is your friend)

Well.. when a sim cooks food[group meal], s/he grabs a plate or smth. and then "Put away Leftovers".
The thing I must always say, is "Why do you waste time cooking food when you already have leftovers in your fridge? AHHH! Ohh, nooo. Ok, idiot, if i cancel the action it doesn't mean you must set the house on fire!!!"
"STOP PLAYING KICKY BAAAAG!!!" [i think everyone says it ]

I usually get angry when I play my sims. So it's like "OMG UNFREEZE OMFG THAT'S IT I'M TURNING YOU OFF IF YOU DON'T UNFREEZE, I MEAN IT." Lol yeah I do that O-o I also say like "Omg, where the hell did the nanny actually put the baby". I had this mansion and everytime the nanny or the mum held the baby and I controlled another simmie, they'd drop the baby somewhere and I'd have to listen out for it's crying just to find it. Because I didn't think of actually clicking the crib pmsl. Once my teen sim caught her boyfriend kissing another sim, and she went up to him and slapped him, I was like "O-O wtf but your also cheating stupid sim!".

"Naruto, why are you making toaster pastries?! Can't you see that Kakashi, who is standing right next to you, is half-way done making them???!?!?!?!?!?"

"I know I made you super-efficient in SimPE you silly nanny, but do you HAVE to clear up the smartmilk just as I've put if on the floor for the kid to drink???" (She did this twice in a row, just when the poor toddler was literally reaching for the bottle. Grrrrr).

Think I might sack my good nannies too. lol. Who needs a Julie Andrews goody-two-shoes super-nanny anyway??

A couple things to do with espresso--

For the headmaster: "Okay, I need 5 more points. Coffee's right over there, she just served some...there you go, take the coffee! All RIGHT!"

For other Sims: "Hey, it's night time and you have a bed for a reason. PUT DOWN THE COFFEE!"

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up with your constant whining! I have better things to do than to go around wiping your ass for you. Grow a damned brain!

Oh, I see, it's impossible for you to step over the stupid thing that's like two inches tall!

Why do knowledge sims always want suicide when they're happy?

Yeah that's what you friggin get!

LEAVE THE FUCKING KID ALONE!

WHY DO YOU ASSHOLES KEEP TAKING MY SIMS' FOOD!

Okay, obviously someone has a deathwish that I'm more than happy to fullfil.

WTF, you JUST had a kid!

All right that's it! DEAD!

Get the fuck over it!

I curse a lot at my sims. lol

Let me guess--Family Sim.

Typically mine don't roll that Want again until the youngest one has transitioned to Toddler. But I have had them roll that Want right at the birth of the latest one!

To which I say: "What, are you masochists or something? Well I'm not!"

I scream: "what are you doing????".... when my sim lost the job " sim who lost the job, say what?" ....
when they fall down and the psico arrive " ...then tell me i'm crazy!!!"

/singing "You plus her, will make a baby, one time, one time" /end singing
embarrassing much.

Great darkannie, but do you think you could bear in mind there are kids probably reading this board whose parents might not want them reading your explicit language?