Thank you! (I'm sure Olive Specter will appreciate her 'pet' having a companion!)

@DezzyBoo This is not a thread for sharing cc, especially cc that is hosted on MTS. Please make use of WCIF and Search.

@HugeLunatic Sorry, I was just trying to be nice. Next time I will PM.

Anyway, back to pics!

@mirjampenning
The new Acme sausage water diviner is the ideal accessory for any clown!

@DezzyBoo
Who knew Loki Beaker was a Wham! fan back in the 80s?

"What are you doing to that snake?"


(the joke is in the thought bubble)

"He only reminds me of you.."

Are TS3 screenshots allowed here? I have a lot of bloopers there before I quit the game for good. Anyway, here's my pic.

"Hurray! I have invented the baby shower!"
There's a separate forum for Sims3 pics, dlseis. If you don't find a thread suitable for the pics you want to share there, feel free to start one.

"Delivery of a shit ton of roses."

"I need to order, but I can't stop thinking about that person's stupid hair..."

"Time to bomb the melting snowman!!"

A baby who tried to play Splatoon using his cat for a controller.

Since the last person didn't post a picture, here's one of mine.

"I REALLY HAVE ENTHUSIASM FOR COOKING!"

"That's not claws coming to get me, that's just my awesome black thoughts escaping my brain."

"Little did they know that the dog is the only thing keeping us together."

"How much does it cost?! Yes, it's half my salary!"

"It's so exciting to be a mother!"
"Linda, I'm pregnant too."

When visiting neighbours, Rick was always subtle in his attempts to find money beneath the sofa cushions.

You surely have... an unusual fashion taste.

(These two are step-mother and daughter)

Step-mother, I know all about woo-hoo- I am seven, after all. But what I don't understand is why you chose this particular wallpaper...

"I know that having good digestive flora is a good thing, but this is a bit ridiculous."

'Omg, it happened again! I really shouldn't drink so much anymore when going out and wake up in my own bed for once!'

"I have poisoned the student's meals! Now I don't need to deal with them trying to woohoo with me!"

PROMO
Tonight on reality tv show Expedition Robinson
Voice-over: Will Karma take the challenge or will she bring her whole team down?
'Please, walk over the bridge! I don't want to be voted out at the island elimination tonight!

"I thought I said I wanted my steak cooked to medium, not burnt!"

Mitch Wolosenko thinks: "Is it wrong that I fancy the matchmaker more than the redhead who summoned me?"

"I'm at college! I can finally use these fireworks!"

Llama Mascots: Hey dude! That cat would TOTALLY look awesome as a llama! Let's steal him!
Cat: Help me please...
Guy to the right: I heard babies like cats- Hey- is he for sale?

"Mommy? Daddy? What are you doing?"

(My battery's almost gone out.)

Is that what Mommy said?

No pic? Allow me to provide

"So son, it's a drug to knock out of you fucking flu, and you no longer can not run away from work in the bakery!"
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"So, I have laid the foundation for the construction of a new fountain, it will be a new tourist attraction of the Twikkii Island. And let them not say hot islanders only assholes know how to twirl!"
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By the time she realized she was deathly allergic to cats, it was too late.

I'm so clean I fart bubbles.... Nothin' to see here.

"That's not wrestling!"

"Why did I come here? It's such a slow night, but at least this juice tastes okay."

Blond kid sitting: Yes, this is my family. They live in a dark church, dad's drunk and big brother is supper weird. Please, somebody adopt me...please".
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A typical wedding in a multi-cultural hood. There's actually 3 pregnant people here.

(Nope.)

Guy who's sparkling: I NEED TO GO FINISH THE WEDDING ALREADY

Sim Pornhttps://www.google.com.pr/imgres?im...iact=mrc&uact=8

@SuperSim64DS - I'd appreciate it if you used your own screenshots rather than someone else's off Google Image Search. Thank you.

Since there's no screenshot above me, I'm gonna provide the next one

"Hay, goat-boy, you're a great dancer!"
(Actually I AM a great dancer, but this is the stupid dancing everyone seems to do, & I'm trying to be "one of the guys")
"I think I love you..."
"Of course you do, cause I'm just like YOU!"
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Isn't it nice that the gardeners enjoyed hanging at my house. You guys haven't even finished the trimming; are you charging by the hour?

Revenge of the gardeners! Time to take back what is rightfully ours!

Girl: Dad why do leaves change color?
Dad: It's mother nature's way of telling you to DO something around the house.

"MAN, what a great party! I can't wait 'til I'm a legal drinking age!"

Yay! happy birthday! ... wait, how old is she again?

"I am one with the force, the force is with me, I am one with the force, the force is with me, I am one with the force, the force is with me..."

Lukey_410f1543 by Peni G, on Flickr

why is this alligator here, and how did it get in the greenhouse...

(note on my previous post, that girl is their across-the-street neighbour)

Sit down, do not hesitate you will find an exciting adventure into the world in knowledge, but for the nausea and other transport, administration are not responsible. Have a good trip!
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Ugh! Why does she always have to hog the computer! It's not like she can type, anyways! What's she lookin' at? "Harps"? Well I've got stuff to do!

"NOOOO! My child, please come down! I didn't know you could fly! Please, you demonstrated your flight to me, now come down! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, COME DOWN!"

"Why the f*** are there so many roofs around here?! The architect should get punched in his face!"
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"Why... I thought this place would accept crossdressing... I'm going to drink the pain away..."

Who says romance is dead?

(No photo, on mobile)

(Along the same lines)

"When I suggested putting our relationship on ice, I didn't mean literally!"

"Stop! You're going to put the golf ball through the window!"

(I remember in high school gym class, we were once doing some sort of golfing, and I accidentally flung the club halfway across a football field.)

"I feel naked without a hat."

"Hmm, this guy is so young, handsome, inflated, and I'm so lonely ..."
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Girl at table "Do I look like I'm from outer space or something? All the guys here are lusting over my brother [guy in pink shirt]!"

girl in the shower : "Ahh, what the heck poured boiling water!"
guy : "Are you okay?"
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Dad: Why don't we invite your best friend to eat breakfast with us?
Kid: Okay wall, daddy says you can eat breakfast with us!

"N-no homo."

Hello! We are androids! We want to kill you! Beep-Boop!!

That moment when you still want to look classy, even when taking a dump.

*This is a two part picture, shot at the same location at the same time*

"Look, your obsession with hair will leave your homework in the dump."

(Little bit of background on the screenshot below. Dirk is a widow.)

I wish that MY wife did that to me...

(two parter)

"Oh no, my burgers! Now it is necessary fry the chops again ..."
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- What don't you understand when I said that red-haired are not my thing!

"Leave your clothes out of the door. This is a nudist apartment."



Actually it wasn't plopped. I built the lot from scratch at the far side of Riverblossom Hills. After exiting the lot, it became flooded.

"Hey, Dad! I parked the car!"

"Mmm, eyes. My favourite!"
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brown to blonde: let's start a elf rock band!
blonde to brown: where's the on switch?

Oh damn, again, this type come!
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"Dude, if you're going to dance the waltz with me, you have to put your hand on my hip!"

Went into the pot, and run away do not have to piss!
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*Kid and his uncle*

those of magical inclination may forget that normal people can't just sit on a throne and be fed.
such is the case with this man and his nephew.

"Oh, I feel like a young woman again. If only all stores had 'fitting room attendants'"

Kissing Simulator 2004.

"Care to help plant YOUR seed? *WONK*"
(That was horrible, and I apologize.)

"... and the potty training lessons are soooo easy! I'm already an A+ student!"
"Are you absolutely sure you signed up for the right summer school classes?"
"Duh! It's the pre-school summer class."
*blank stare*

"Oh, my back is falling off, as though dragged a cart of manure ..."
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Cat - "Anyone, please help. First, she colored my fur purple with her watercolors, now she is squeezing me to death"

Ghost: "gag..urgggg. You murdered me!;
Oh, shut up. I still have the pillow, I could smother you again..
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Cow "I can't believe they locked me in here. I'm not THAT annoying...am I?"

"Brains are delicious, but I'm not so sure I want these ones..."

The annual luncheon of the university Narcoleptics Society once again failed to get past the entree.

"Best. Party. Ever!"

"Water mist? Well of course, I AM a plant sim. And besides, I'm growing a seedling, so I'm even MORE watery"
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Ok, I cheated a LITTLE, but I thought it was funny...