Granted but my mother will be there every morning to make sure you are on the schedule.. trust me you don't want that ><

I wish I have a cat

Granted, but it's insane and likes to scratch/claw/bite you all the time.

I wish I was on holidays already.

Granted, but it's only a one day holiday and your mom grounded you

I wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that my new room was painted to my liking (bleh, white is just...white!)

Granted, but you mess up the paint while it's still wet.

I wish that I had a brand new dress for my weekend activities.

Granted but it will get stuck in your underwear for everyone to see.

I wish I had some nice cold lemonade.

Granted but you'll strangle to death on it

I wish I could dye Rabid's hair brunette just because she has pretty blond hair



Now that is funny

Granted but I would ninja karate chop you before you could try. I like my pretty blonde hair .

I wish that I didn't have to take notes in the margins of my assigned summer reading books for AP Lit. Writing in books is unholy!

Granted, but then you'll have no idea about anything that happened in the books. Even though I agree that you should never write in books.

I wish I had some pretty new clothes.

Oh clapity! This is fun!

granted, but they are all cut up in pieces.

I wish unicorns were real*shiny eyes*

Granted, but they eat kittens.

I wish I had a million dollars.

(nuu, I love kittens D: )

granted, but they are fake.

I wish I had pet dragon.

Granted, but they eat unicorns!!

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but she steals your silver .

I wish that the trailer for The Time Traveler's Wife didn't turn such a wonderfully poignant book into a dippy romcom.

(AHHH, there's a trailer?!)
Granted, but the movie turns out absolutely awesome anyway, even though it probably won't be .

I wish boys weren't so confusing.

Granted, but now they're all total dumbasses who don't know what one add one is.

I wish that I could stop feeling so sad about a stupid boy.

Granted, but he died.

I wish..My art talent would improve( i am scared to think how you people will twist this o_O)

Granted, but their will be a world wide rule that all artists are to be killed and you'll get drowned in a big ass bucket of brownish purple paint.

I wish I was home in Oregon right now, with my sissy's so I could have something entertaining to do, god it's seriously boring and I'm way to lazy to finish unpacking mah shizz xD



Jeez Kyle, blunt much?

Granted, but you confused the buses and went different way.

I wish I had pack of cookies right nao D:

Granted, but they are laced with LCD.

I wish my husband was home, because I'm bored out of my mind.

granted, but his key broke when he tried to enter the house.

I wish my hubby wasn't such a clean freak sometimes D:

Not Granted xD

I wish that I could fly

Granted, but you will never be able to land.

I wish I could clip my cats claws without her attacking me.

(being clean freak is very good for a guy! But some times he freaks out of his clean sock falling on the floor for a second or something o_O)

Granted but your wings freeze and you have to wait for the to stop buffering in mid air.

I wish I had a BigMac....

Edit: Granted but clipers stop working.

( use scratching post perhaps?)

Granted but the bun will be moldy.

(She uses one but her nails are still really long and sharp )

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Granted, but your computer will self destruct

I wish I was a famous actress by now