It'd be nice if some CC had realistic prices instead of costing 1 §.

"wHY DO YOU WANT TO DEFEAT THE GRIM REAPER."
"MOM, NO."

*sighs* "Beverly if you weren't so wretched, I'd have found you a husband by now..."

My medieval midwife gets into a fight with nearly every adult woman in my game. I can't explain why she does it?! I need to get her married asap...

"What do you mean, What's this?? It's a fridge. It looks exactly the same as the old fridge, it's standing in exactly the same place, the only way in which it differs from its predecessor is that it actually has some food in it.

Of course, the previous fridge might still be there, with at least some food in it, if you didn't insist on raiding it for breakfast two minutes before your car pool rolls up."

404 Not Found...

"Samu, go f*** yourself and get troll hammered!" - Right after a chance card failure in the Music career (He was a "Rock God" ) resulted in him getting fired.

Pescado's nowhatsthis was one of the very first mods I ever put in my game.
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/f...r=al%2Fhacks%2F
(last updated in 2004 so should be compatible with all game configurations)


"Okay guys, out you go AGAIN!"
I keep evicting this one family from their apartment. Just when I think I've gotten it just right, I find more CC that would be perfect for them.

"Yeah, Pascal, I don't think Nervous wanted to hear about your experiences in that subject."

He told Nervous a dirty joke about aliens, eggs and some sort of box. Nervous was disgusted.

"Mathi, I'm sad. Please, cheer me up."

Mr Falaun, why did you smack your head? your wife is giving birth. (reaction to birth animation which I thought was funny)
Yes, yes this is your third set of children, no I am not explaining to you why. quit compaining and deal with it.

"Mathi, I know you're afraid of your housemate and I know he's insane, but you need to tell him to get out of the bathroom when you go to the toilet."

"General Buzz, are you... ok?"

He came home from work wanting to read a novel, write a novel, get engaged and get a puppy.

"Kent, get your wants straight. Engagements come before marriage."

He had a constant want to get engaged to Buzz for days, so, of course, right when Buzz asked him on date to propose, it rolled away. Now he wants to get married. Talk about rushing into things.

"You all make terrible life choices and I'm ashamed to have made you."
"What the FUCK are you wearing?"

While re-naming townies fit for neighborhood play: "Should I name you Hedda? Yes, I should. Welcome to Strangetown, Hedda Steel!"

"No, you can't have another baby. You hate your wife and she's two days away from ageing up, you idiot."

"If both of you get pregnant I'll be both happy and mad. We do not have enough room for two babies!" - Two couples tried for a baby at exactly the same time.
"Okay, one chime is fine. Wait...which couple is expecting? Guess I'll find out later."
"Oh, I didn't expect it to be you for some reason." - I found out who was expecting.
"Guys, the wedding is over here! Come back!"
"*sigh* Darn you wedding night woohoo. Guess I better lock that baby want." - Ended up with two pregnant sims anyway.
"Hold on...is that... oh my God, A PLANTSIM! AAAAAHHH! PLANTSIM BABIES!" - Has never had a plant sim before, excitement ensued.
"Get in the shower before you die."
"Wow, every gen 2 kid so far has a daughter."
"Don't drop your daughter to woohoo! NO! Feed her!"
"ACR, there isn't really enough room for another baby..." One plantsim baby later... "I just did an ACR thing."
"Now I need to build another house...ugh." - Not a building enthusiast.

"Oh, Catherine. If you only knew..." - She was checking out Samu and was attracted to him.
"You both are supposed be good musicians!" - Right after listening to Samu's guitar playing and Mathi's singing.
"You look like a f***ing penguin!" - Looking at Mathi in a tuxedo.
"Oh my gods, Metal-Gandalf is on the loose again!" - Reaction to Jarkko (another Sim of mine) walking by.

"Why did you put your homework there? You have a desk!"
I put the homework on his desk and make him go and do it. Then a visitor, of all the places to sit, decides to sit at that desk. "Oh, fuck off!"

"Who is this cow rolling up in your house streaking?!" (I felt a little bad because it wasn't the University Cow streaking. It was a sim named Emma but the cow word slipped out fast.)

"Don't grin at him like that. He's gay and uninterested in the goods you're flashing!"

"EMMA NO! Stay out of the kitchen area! It's UNSANITARY!"

"Lauri, I think you really want to get taken away by the Social Worker!" - He came home from school with really bad grades for the second day in a row.
"Jukka, where did your Plumbob go?!" - Just before realizing I was controlling Lauri.
"What the f*** did you do, Nyyrikki?!" - He's one of the 'I-set-everything-I-cook-on-fire'-Sims too...
"Vana-Waana-Vayna-Wayna-Wayana- I mean you!" - Failing to pronounce the name of one of my Sims.
"Keira, if you bite her I'm gonna turn you into a zombie!" - Yelling at Keira for almost biting one of my elder Sims.
"What do you mean, you can't go through that door?! I just unlocked it for you!"

My game always takes ages to load, if at all, when I haven't played it in a while, today I had to turn it on three times before I could play it. My little sister is here today (and she was the one who pushed me into playing The Sims again since she got The Sims 4 for Christmas and brought it with her so we could play our respective sims together) and she had been playing for minutes and I was gonna make myself a cup of coffee when the game finally decided to load properly.
Sister: Weren't you gonna make the coffee?
Me: Yeah, but now it finally loaded so I guess I gotta pl- *loading music stops*
It just hacked up for a few seconds and then started again, but the timing was so perfect. I had a fit of laughter and my sister looked at me weird.

Later on "NO! You can't play catch! Go in goingoingoin! No! nonono!" I panicked a little when my vampire sim was suddenly outside playing catch in the middle of the day. (It also took me a little too long to realize I could Maxmotives him up afterwards too - and I had just used maxmotives in that household a few minutes ago so it's not like I'm principally against using it eiher)

"Candi, are you fucking serious?"
"Ooh, rejected!"

How can you WANT have a baby, and FEAR having a baby at the same time, Cassandra

"My goodness Jovan, my baby ,grew up !!! Awww, he cuuuuutie!"
"Hey, stop, who plates for the guests will be washed?" (There was a big party, and the floor literally covered with plates from under the cake)
"All the guys have fun a little bit, is now running on the bed!" (Bringing up teenagers)
"Branon, candy machine is waiting for you"
"Again and again the blond kid ..." (Once born Rubio)
"What we become silent ...." (when all the little ones grown)
""Push your ass over to the couch at last, and enjoy the warmth from the lamp, wait for dancing!" (Said for plantsim)

"How do you play this game again?" (Having just finished taking 281 images for a story!)

"I love these boys/girls so much!"

Sooner or later, I say this about almost everyone I play.

Euamoojustin, I think everyone who ever wanted a baby was afraid of it also. Think about it. It's a scary thing, bringing a brand-new person into the world who will depend on you for everything!

So much that. I just love them. How can they all be so adorable, when they're just pixels?

Now if you try to beat up that female Sim again, and she wins again, I just may consider the hacked wedding arch for the two of you!

"You fear losing Mathi as your best friend? You're yelling at him all the time and still you think he's your best friend?!"
"Noooo! Are you f***ing kidding me?! One lunatic is enough!" - Samu getting abducted by aliens.

How come a newborn can already get a genie lamp?!

"Oh, wait, that's TURKEY."
"Kars, I did NOT say sleep, I said work out.
"Stop being a little bitch."
"Your fault for eating the turkey until it was done."

"Why oh why did I think playing an ISBI challenge would be fun?"

"What the hell...oh, my god, Flo, you're pregnant again? I thought I'd put you on birth control!" (after the close up when a pixel finds they're pregnant)
"Flat, you sneaky bugger! You wanted one more, and she didn't.."
"I hope you're not having more than one baby-you already have 2 children..there isn't room for more than 5 people in this house."
"Whew..that's a relief! Just one baby. Now, let's find a space for the crib and changing station".
"I'm making sure you don't do this again! Where's that ACR controller? Ah, there it is...done..you're not going to get pregnant again!"

'Lochan! Move out of the way. Anya needs to go to work and Gitta too!'
'Lochan, goddamnit.'
'Oh, it isn't you that's the problem, stupid stairs glitched'.
*Deletes stairs, replaces with another, Anya can get to work.'
'Hurry, Gitta, you have five minutes left!'
*Gitta runs, gets blocked at the front door because Ultana invited Flanna (camping owner's wife) who just rings the doorbell*
'Shit, now you will foot stomp and drop go to work, aren't you, Gitta'
'No? You wait patiently for Flanna to walk down the steps and then continue to run to your carpool? Amazing'
'Okay, ladies, have fun at work, bye'
*Ultana comes downstairs to greet Flanna, but she can't. It drops out of her queue, over and over, Flanna goes home*
'Sigh, I just returned from a 3 week play-stop and got greeted with this hassle, tsss'

My stairs glitched last night too!!!

The sims could go down them but not up, and I was at a dorm so I couldn't do anything. Well I was able to delete it by using that one box mod but I had to teleport them up and down the stairs the rest of the time.

Definitely more inconvenient if it happens in a dorm.

"What idiot put the stereo in front of the phone?" as my Sim dies while trying to extinguish flames, unable to call emergency.

"I will never understand some of the choices made while building these lots."
-Me about Bluewater Village.

In the same vein...
"This isn't a bathroom; it's a corridor."

(1/2 bathroom with three doors...o.O)

JUST Bluewater Village?!

Bluewater is worst, in my opinion.
Julian Cooke moved in a house that's basically upside down. First floor can't be entered from outside.

https://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=528906 XD

Daniella Granville-Carver was about to give birth. I then hit random:
- "Twins! Well I'll stick the cribs in the parental room.
- F***! Triplets!

"Don't you stamp your foot at me!"
Talking at Estelle Argent, my play test Sim whose joy in her little pixel life is to walk up and down all the stairs, and take lots of baths (usually running naked from one to the next - she's very outgoing!)
"I rearranged the bath based on the last one you couldn't get in"
"You can't be complaining about the towel rail there"
"TAKE A GO***MN BATH!"
"Oh!" Whistles to self, while switching to build mode and adding a bathroom door
"Happy now?"

"Don't poke him! Leave him alone!" to a Sim who constantly wants to pick a fight with another Sim and I don't even know why.

I swear a lot at my Sims, especially when they do things like picking up a starving toddler another Sim was about to feed, to take them to the bath which the toddler doesn't need. (hey that rhymes)

"Keira, how the f*** did you get in there?!" - She was standing in the men's restroom, doing nothing.
"And there's the second lunatic. Seems like you're in trouble, Mathi." - Samu giving birth to his alien child.
"Could you please hurry up? I need to edit that cemetery now, you know..." - The reaper watching TV, so I could not move the graves and save after all Sims of the household died.

Dealing with the unplanned pregnancy come to term be like:

me: *presses random
the game: * spawns triplets
me: eeeEEEEEK! *faints *quits without saving

Unless you actually WANT the triplets, like for a story reason or something, then you have to retry about ten times to get them...and forget about how many times you'd have to roll just to get a certain gender combination....


How do you even fuck up building that badly without it being on purpose? Especially from the very people who buildt the game?
Like, that linked upside down house obviously had a lot of work put into it, but that? That's on the level of people who put a crazy amount of effort into avoiding a single, solitary thing that would take only a couple of minutes to do.
"I just spent the last three weeks and hundreds of dollars building a conveyor belt which runs the length of the house and driveway so that I could just dump the bag of kitchen trash on there instead of manually taking it out back to the outside can, and roll the can out to the curb."
"I TOOK THAT GODDAMNED BAG OF TRASH OUT MYSELF THIRTY MINUTES AFTER IT BECAME OBVIOUS YOU WEREN'T GOING TO MOVE YOUR ASS!"
"Then we have proof that the system works." *sage nod*


I've had frustrating experiences with the few controllable zombies I've made, and their decidedly un-zombie-like behavior, especially a certain individual.
"Why do you need to sleep, you're a shambling corpse? I only buildt this house large enough for your [barely human-looking evil warlock] master and his three [alien abduction and even more unfortunate-looking] kids, it's a two-bedroom shack on a swamp, there's no room for a bed for you. Whatever, go sleep on the couch."
A few sim-hours later, after the zombie had snuck off while I was following someone else:
"Where'd he go...WHY ARE YOU IN HIS [the evil warlock master's] BED?! He's going to have to burn those sheets to get the dead smell out!"
*Kicks zombie slave out of bed and locks door so only warlock can get in* "You're just lucky that him not letting anyone else in his stuff fits in with his asshole personality."
*His first time watching one of the horrifically ugly children as toddlers.*
"Okay, remember, this is your CHARGE, not a SNACK...why did your master leave you with this job again? Oh right, asshole."
*Zombie taking a shower* "Yeah, just go ahead and keep futiley scrubbing, I'm sure that'll work."
*On a neighboring lot with a home business.* *Zombie shambles up and starts eating out of trash*
"Uhm, nobodie's going to comment on or do anything about this? I know your business is just some folding tables stuck under an awning on the front lawn, but you should probably hold yourself to a higher standard of cleanliness here."
"No, don't comment on the zombie's fabulous scarf, comment on him eating out of a random neighbor's trash."
"Lady, are you eyeing up the zombie? I didn't make that one of your turn-ons. He's a zombie. And gay. And sort of in a relationship with his evil warlock master who has three ugly alien-abduction babies and kind of sort of killed the zombie in the first place before bringing him back."
"LADY, I SAID THAT HE'S A GAY ZOMBIE WHO'S SPOKEN FOR!"

25 Toboggan Way in Bluewater Village was probably seen as cute or funny by whoever built it. There's nothing really wrong with that house aside from being a bit small. It just has the living room and entry area upstairs and the bedroom downstairs. Just because this is different to what we're used to doesn't make it bad or wrong.

Besides, I've seen much worse from Maxis, especially in the base game neighborhoods. 105 Sim Lane, the Colonial style thing next door to the Goth mansion, is full of rooms too small to live in without major remodeling (I usually bulldoze it and replace it with the big house that came with Family Fun Stuff.) 75 Road to Nowhere, the "bunker house" in Strangetown, can also be difficult to live in with all those odd corners and narrow hallways.

Do you want me to turn you into a townie????

The lack of doors in first floor makes it time-consuming for sims to get in and out of house, and Julian for some reason keeps forgetting whatever he did while using stairs.

Sure, there are bad lots in every hood, and I agree that 75 Road to Nowhere in Strangetown is terrible (especially after I moved all four Singles in it. Bad idea.), but in Bluewater there is something weird about every single lot. They may not be unplayable, but they are illogical and random. I mean, there's a kitchen in Amelia's Closet.
If in other hoods I at least get what developers had in mind even if they fucked up, in Bluewater it just looks like someone put it all together without any idea behind it. Hood doesn't have any "feel" apart from "whatever, who cares".
--

"Ok, random apartment neighbor, you got stuck there, your problem."
"Did you just peed yourself?"
"Stop looking at me with that sad face and puppy eyes."
"Oh well, ok, I'll save you."
"Don't worry about complete stranger in your bathroom, he's just gonna take a shower while your wife gives birth to a baby right next to him and then I will make him unplayable again."

When my sim married a townie but soon divorced after he got cheating on her. " I'm sorry but I'm not attached to you and you guys don't have kids so....back to being a townie for you!"

"Oh... god..." I rebooted my game and was reminded of my Sim's horrible life choices in relationships.

"get back in your damn bed"

Bluewater Village was designed almost entirely to demonstrate how OFB businesses work. That may be why it feels "random" to you - it's sole purpose is to show players "Here's a couple of ownable furniture stores. Here's an ownable restaurant. Etc." There is no real unifying "theme" other than the demo business lots and some sample characters to own and run them. There's a kitchen in Amelia's Closet (and many of the other businesses in Bluewater Village) because if you buy that business for one of your sims, their employees will need a break room where they can prepare and eat meals. This is also why several of the business lots have dart boards, chess tables, or other fun objects in seemingly strange out-of-the-way spots. They're for the employees, not the customers.

I put the Singles into the "bunker house" too the first time I played Strangetown. You're right - it was a very bad idea.

"Oooh! Frozen giblets!"
At Malcolm Landgraab's winter wedding, referring both to the snow-covered turkey on the buffet table and the bikini-clad guests going in and out of the house between the food and the hot tub during a blizzard.

"You'd better do that again. I think there's one or two people at the back of the lot who didn't see it."
After one of my sims attracted a particularly large crowd of voyeurs while doing photobooth woohoo on a Downtown date.

Good point, but it's also noticeable how on many of the SPs and EPs, especially the later ones, there was significantly less and less thought or care put into pre-made lots. By the time Freetime and Teen Style Stuff came along, a good portion of the community lots and houses were just giant boxes which looked even crappier than what I tried to make on my very first sims play-through, and I am not naturally talented at house-building (gutting the interior and redecorating are more my speed).
At least with the wonky base-game lots you could chalk it up to the game being new and everyone still getting used to the tools (just look up what were considered "good" lots then as opposed to now), or that they were designing lots around an idea or concept, but didn't end up actually playing, so they would be slightly unaware of the problems.
By the time OFB came along, they no longer had that excuse, and should have, in fact, been even MORE aware of anything which could cause route failure or congestion, if the intent was for the lots to be features showcases.


*Trying to pull off a beach-side wedding (at weddings I have taken to going into Buy Mode just before starting the ceremony and manually moving the guests to the seating or standing area, so that way everyone will actually be in place for the ceremony, especially if I'm doing a lot of picture-taking)*
"Okay, go here, here, and ---" *Sees that there's been a wardrobe fail, with one of the woman's suits not showing up correctly, and becoming one of the infamous "flesh-suits."*
"I'll just go ahead and put you in the back here. We can still see your head, and that's the important part."

"IS SANTA EVER GONNA STOP FREAKING PEEING?!"

I agree with what you're saying about the building style of some of the pre-made lots, especially the binned ones that came with Freetime. If I wanted packing crates with pointy roofs, I could easily build some myself.

I feel ya. Getting wedding guests where they're supposed to be is like herding cats. I make them all selectable and then put them in their seats, but as soon as the wedding starts they either get up and move somewhere else or stay seated and don't watch the wedding. Having free will off and making them stand in front of their chairs seems to work best, but it's still kind of a crapshoot where they will actually end up. During a wedding I'm usually saying, "No! No! Not there! Go over there! No! Ugh."

I think sim weddings are much more fun than real life weddings. Standing around is boring! If you provide seats and a clear route to them, and do the ceremony right away, most of them will be facing more or less the right way at the right time. And otherwise you've got pillow fights, kicky bag, dancing on feet, red hands, fights between those two in-laws you forgot shouldn't be at the same party, family kissing, and fun everywhere!

Peni, I like to save that for the reception.

And no distractions along the way!

At Desmond and Cony's grand wedding in New Desconia, the invited guests had to pass a love tub to get from the street to the wedding arch. Only two of them made it to the ceremony. So the actual "joining" ceremony was witnessed by Joel Ferguson, by Gavin Forster, who had ben invited to play the piano, and by Jill King, who had been hired to run the bar, but who left her bar to sit down and watch the wedding. The rest of the guests were cavorting in the love tub.

Was one of them the outgoing mother-of-the-bride who'd got in naked? One of my Sims never looks at her wedding day snaps for that very reason!

"Samu! Are you really that stupid?!" - He complained that he couldn't get to his alien baby even though it was just one tile away from him.
"Poor Mathi. Now you're surrounded by lunatics all the time."

What's between him and the baby, though? Sims can't reach over fences. Routing fails are almost always the player's fault.

"What the fuck have I done."
"NONONO STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID STOP"
"So you're saying you just want to woohoo with anyone? It doesn't matter if it's NOT the spouse you have a full family with?"
"What IS this work outfit?!"
"You want to be friends with your victim? NOPE."
"I know you're a shy Sim and all, but you're at Creativity level 10. Why don't you want to perform on the karaoke machine? No one's even in the house! Plus, you're my Simself and I would totes use the karaoke machine right now!"
"This is NOT how <whoever the Sim is a simsona of> would behave."
"I should be studying, my exam's tomorrow."
"Did you literally just try to argue with that person who you're trying to be friends with?"
"I GIVE UP. *sits back dramatically*"

"How can you fear having another baby if you want 10 kids? Well, you're not getting 10 kids, that's for sure."
"Stop playing with the dog and wash it!"
"I thought I told you to..."
"No you can't go to the toilet, someone's sitting on it."
"Get out of the way!"
"What are you doing? No!"

"the player's fault" ? Like when someone lays the baby in front of the frig, so everyone starves? Or, my favorite, when someone has a baby in a confined space (like the 1 tile next to the bed), or a bathroom; three babies being passed around while a large household and all the hired help try to push their way in..

You're the one who didn't plan for it.

How it went?

"Leave the goddamn shower alone! The maid will clean it in the morning as he always does. Fine, you still keep queuing `Clean` then? Go to bed early! I'm not letting you clean the shower!"

(This isn't even a 10-point Neat sim either. Just 5, I think. Sheeeesh.)

[Edited because tablet has crap for single quotes.]

"Tarek, a field researcher of women's ... " (It was said, when Tarek Larry (from Sedona) second kiss a married woman without my demand)
"And boy, the boy again, but I like the name of the girl was looking for ...." (Edgar Mann was born)
"Wohooo? I hope you do not make a new adventure yourself? You have three of them)"
"It is very natural for you to Lana, lover wish for dinner and after ..."
"As Valentine entered the room, the three stars squealed in unison ... " (As Valentine Hart raised two daughters and granddaughter ...)
"And the ass looking for adventure ... Yes, Valentine, I'm talking about you."

"First of all, Morty, you can either "drink" your ex-wife or turn her into zombie. Second, you are not doing either, so drop it. Third, why are you so pissed, you cheated on her!"
"Ok, let's see, what Stella wants. Apologize to Morty? Damn, dude, now you are officially an asshole."

That's harsh, whoa.

"Get OUT! BOTH of you! Go away!" (Accidentally summoning both High Witches to a lot unsuitable for them to fight on.)
"You are a piece of work."
"Stupid no-skills!"
"I hope you're satisfied."

"Oi, what're you doing? Heeeyyy STOP THAT! For fuck's sake Frankie, stOOOOOPPP it!"
"Mary, no. NOoooo get back here. You're the only likeable one here. Woman, listen!"
"I should end you all"

"You two need to stop."

Another asylum without a single fire? My sims are too self-sufficient!

Twelve kids? I knew I shouldn't have let you crazies have a photobooth. Well, the adoption pool is well-stocked!

"Ugh, you guys are soooo stupid!"

"What the fuck?"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
"It's right there, what are you asking her for? It's right next to you!" (to toddler asking an adult for milk)
"Well, go and have a bath then!" (to Sim complaining of stink)
"Where's the baby?" After much searching I found it stinking on the ground beside the letterbox. "What the hell?"
"Whaddya mean 'Nobody has returned from work'? Oh Neddy!" (the dog. I needed glasses!)

"So are you actually going to ring the doorbell or just wander around our front yard looking stupid?"

"Whyyyyyy are you doing this Frankie?"
"I am a generous God"
"How are you even friends with eachother?!"

"Why are you having this date on the STREET?"
"Of course you had to get pregnant for the fourth time."
"How do you sleep when a bunch of people are screaming outside?"

"Wait a minute, it's possible to do that in Create-A-Sim?!?"

On discovering it is possible to create a Sim whose nose bridge sticks out from the top of their head like a crest (apologies in advance, Ytrina Gibson-Logorint..) and another whose set of lower teeth is almost as wide as their shoulders (apologies in advance, Forella Newsome...)

"Really? Really?"
"You're pregnant again? But you're birth control."
"OMG, another set of quads."
"Please get your dumb behind over here, and do what I say."
"Why do you call here everyday?"
"Whoa whoa whoa, What?" I've been saying this a lot as many of my sims are dying out of the blue, from the flu.
"Aw, poor (Sim name). I'm sorry that your love one died."

"Oh my God. No. NO! How did you get pregnant?! I can't believe that silent pregnancy actually worked on me..."

"So your brother cleans all the time and helps with your kids. You should have enough mechanical points to fix the television. You're an alien. You've got this. Uh... I think I'll save first though..."
"Thank God I saved!"
"Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die.... YES!!! I knew letting you have dinner first was a good idea!"

Will you STOP queuing to bathe already clean toddlers, and go cook a meal for your starving older children?

Also, your husband is about to wet himself. GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!

Another night where my sister is at the helm of the game and she learns more about 'bug hunting'

Her: "What is he worrying about?"
A pale redhead sim she created is wringing his hands in the corner of the screen, it's 1 am in the game.
Me: "He has no aspiration points, they get worried about that sort of thing."
Her to the sim: "Okay, so go hunt some bugs."
Me thinking: *1 am is not the best time to do that*

After a second...

"Fuck, they're stinging him! He caught one and now they're stinging him!"

Another second...

"When are they going to stop!?"

"Go to sleep, kid. Brother has to do... things with his date "

"How much pizza do you need?!"
"Well I was gonna get you some woohoo, but sure, pizza's more important" (to an already full romance Sim lol)

"I should really be working on that research paper instead of doing this..."

"Why yes, I'd love to have some drama in my game sandwich"
"I didn't make you that way! And what the hell is that thing you are wearing supposed to be anyway?!?!" (My game loves giving the most stupid outfits to some sims when they grow up)

"I'm not impressed."
Rotation 1: Matthew Hart invited Sarah Love over, woohooed with her and immediately forgot about her existence. Rolled wants to influence someone to cook and clean for him.

"I'm SO not impressed."
Rotation 2: Mathew Hart got high, decided to take out trash, but then changed his mind, left huge pile of trash on doorsteps and vent to visit campus.

The first one, Booney, could simply be Matthew being sexist.

Yeah, that was my impression too.

Why are you mocking me?

When I couldn't get the toddler to eat Rebecah's toddler foods and my sim cat gets up on the counter and eats a discarded one as if to say, "I don't see what the problem is".

"Let's see what spot the dog is going to pick in the new house...wait, what? Webster, what are you doing?! Bad dog!!!"

Webster is a Schnauzer who used the phlox bush in front of the old house witout incident, then after a move to a nice new bigger house, suddenly decides to pee on the carpet in the study.

"No, no... stop it, it's been taken care of. Just go away."
"She does NOT need a bath, you fool."
"Are you just going to fiddle with that clock all day?"

"What are YOU doing here?" - When Castor Nova kicked over Allegra Gorey's trash can and then stayed to study in her living room.
"No, stop it. Your best friend lives here, too. Think about Jane. You don't want her to have cockroach invasion, do you?" - me, unsuccessfully trying to talk sense into a determined pixel.