"Screw it! I'm gonna start a new neighbourhood" as I'm tired of dealing with my hood randomly crashing.

"Who do you think you are, Francis J. Worthington III?" Said to a black-haired S1 playable just aged up to YA, whose randomized aging-up outfit happened to be the same as FJW3's.

'Omg, perfect!'
When Hyun Tokko expressed heartfarts over passer-by Gitta Horst, a single woman who didn't find a spouse yet.
'Go after her!' Directing Hyun Tokko to drop his food plate and greet her.
*akward head nodding*
'Tell her a joke.'
Hyun:' Ai! I don't like to tell jokes.'
'I don't care. Do it!'
*Scored some points there*
'Okay, no chat her up'
'Why is this going rigidly? You two are two-bolters from the start! Do another chat!'
*Slowly the ice broke and it ended with 22 relationpoints when Gitta walked off.*
'Well, I guess both are not used to this, understandable. But he will definitely call her.'


I also experience some crashing. First it was about video memory. Solved that one, because then I could play for hours. Left it minimized later, went to bed, woke up, played for another 45 minutes..CRASH. Darn it! What's the problem now. Maybe I should do a 50-50, but don't feel like doing it now.

*Sister comes in to bug me just as my neighborhood physician begins examining (massaging) a patient*
Sister: Um... why is your sim naked?
Me: Good point... Oh I know, but I don't remember why I put in that mod to remove the towel during massages. What was I thinking?
Sister: That you need naked massages at the doctor's office!

"Well, who's fault is that, you fool?" to a Sim who complained that he was tired after playing an instrument for hours.
"Oh, no" seeing the nanny head for the high chair with the toddler. Previously I had watched as she put him in, took him out, put him in, took him out... she did that about 10 times before I got a returning parent to dismiss her.
"And how do you propose to get a baby?" to an elder who rolled a want for a baby, married to another elder. He indicated later - wanted to adopt.
"What are you doing? He's asleep!" to mother wanting to hold a sleeping toddler. They drive me nuts, sometimes.

My sister was over this week and there was a new sim I downloaded who is supposed to be a rock star so it was her task to get him an entourage and a bunch of booty calls while vetting them to make sure they weren't my playables walking by already in relationships. (His LTW is to woohoo 20 different sims)

Here was the following soundbite:

Sister: "Is Brenda Hamilton Married?"
Me: "Who the fuck is Brenda Hamilton?"

Later:

Sister: "He's woohooed two different sims in one night. He's been productive."

Her task, to say the least, is going fine.

Me:"Ok, pixels, you wanna go get married. Off to the church you go.."

They arrive at the church, and head for the pews....

Me: "NO, this is NOT the place to have public woohoo!"

After they're done and very pleased with themselves..

Me:"I hope you're happy with defiling this sanctuary..now, let's get you married!"

@Charmful - you have no idea how I enjoy these stories about your sister! A number of years ago, before my daughter decided to (damn well) get married, she had a Sim in my (now sort of well-known, vanilla, vanished) hood. The bastard kept trying to steal Orlando's Centowski's girlfriend. It was really funny, and some priceless fun as well Enjoy it while it lasts!

I once sent a couple (same-sex, at that) to a church lot to test it. The first thing they did was head to the pews, take off everything, and engage in coitus,

What sort of "pews" allow woohoo? /confused

Pews are just wooden couches, as far as the game's concerned. Presumably Fran and Ihate have the mod that allows couch woohoo.

I used the medieval-looking wooden couches as they resembled church pews. ACR alows couch woohoo.

You guys who use ACR are basically playing this whole other game. This game where you, as the sim god, don't actually get to tell your little pixels: "No. Absolutely NOT."

I'm the type of player who'll usually cancel totally innocent things my sims try to do simply because I didn't tell them they could do that.

ACR has plenty of settings; took me a while to figure them out - but you can even stop all cheating in a hood with ACR - so you still have control. (Besides, you can cancel ACR actions).

I honestly didn't expect it to happen. They had plenty of chances to do this before they got to the church..I wonder if 'doing it in public' in this kind of setting must have gotten their hormones (yes, ACR inspired) raging or something.
I would have stopped it except they were faster than I was...sneaky pixels!

With ACR and InSimenator's Relations and Personality adjustors, things get really interesting when I decide to turn on jealousy and make everyone in love with a couple about to woohoo in a photo booth. So far I've uploaded three videos of this shenanigan on Youtube and enjoy watching them on my desktop whenever I need a good laugh. I usually have the lot type set to brothel so these Sims can get all the freedom in the world to let sparks fly.

"You had better NOT be eating for two! (again)"

"The ancestors are JUDGING you two!"

Said to two cousins when the just-aged-to-teen cousin dragged her adult once-removed cousin to her bed to woohoo just as the ghosts began emerging for the night. Oh ACR....

"Huh, I thought you two hated each other. Well, it's nice to see you getting along."
(Aaron is playing on the pinball machine and Goker comes up and talks to him while he's playing.)

A minute later:
"Should have known it wouldn't last... Oh my God."
(Aaron picks a fight with Goker in the middle of the gas station while my controlled sim, Kirk, is buying clothes.)

There's the endless amount of "Oh, sh!t" moments I've said during certain moments, like when Frank decides to smooch Andrea thrice in a row or when a fight breaks out somewhere.

There is still the numerous yet amusing "God damn it, Frank", whenever wildcard Frank keeps grabbing Andrea's butt.

"No, William! I won't do it!"
The man is obsessed with doing classic dances with Andrea, but I won't allow them to do it if Frank is nearby.

You want to get engaged to Makoto?????
Okay then....

After a long break from game because of school:
"I'm baaack!"
"Ok, pixels, what were you up to?"
"Oh."

If playing includes modding ...

"Clearly that does not do what I think it does!"

"Surely they won't have a problem with that..."
2 minutes later
"Oh."

"Crap. Kinky. No."
Three out of Candy Harts four wants were for romantic interactions with a dog she'd just met. So my Widespot is corrupted. Oh, well, corrupted neighborhoods are as familiar as breakfast and when I sent her out she got refocused on humaniform males and we'll just see how long this one plays. I can always restart it from scratch.

"Geir why the fuck did your wishes for your partner change when she began overeating food from the fridge? She became fat and suddenly you just liked it,"

"Geir... would you stop woohooing with your wife when I play your kids?! I don't need more kids to control"

"Two white people got sudden black wolf child. Where in your generations was that CC?!"

I didn't know Sims could be furries.

"Why are you doing that? You wanted the party" to a Sim who takes out the rubbish, has a bath, does everything except be with the party guests.

These comments all just go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Oh wow..your parents are such great genetic givers... To Flo every time she turned into a ..toddler, child..and then teen.
Oh..what a nice caring thing to do on your own..to Flo who decided to put her toddler sibling to bed while every one else was too busy.
Oh, thanks a lot! to Flo who picks up everything, empty potty, and compost the old newspapers...
That kid is awesome..too perfect even. 0_o

All I have to do now is kill you

Not quite while playing but when downloading CC, especially food CC:

"Give it to me baby (give it to me baby) *music playing*"

Actually happens in my head though

"Where are you both?"

Two minutes later:
"SO you decided to cuddle on farest corner behind the trees..."

They were looking for some privacy from you, that's all.

"I really don't have time to play another house...I'll just take a quick peek in on the next one..."

...you adopted a dog without asking me?! There can max be 8 in a household and both your wife and your son's wife is pregnant. For god sake where are they gonna be?!

----------------

So
You went to exam in underwear and came home naked
Wtf was that for an exam

"Imagine, how cool it will be, when you'll be old enough to actually cook!"

Daniel Bell opened a fridge and got a plate of leftover spaghetti. As he sat down to eat, a message popped up, announcing his excitement about this culinary activity.

Pssst. " uintProp maxTotalPets [number]" and "uintProp maxTotalHumans [number]". I always play with these two cheats on because I've fallen in love with playing large households, lets you have huge amounts of sims in a house without a larger households mod (most of which haven't been updated, and don't cover pet numbers properly anyway).

http://www.leefish.nl/mybb/showthread.php?tid=2139 Ta-daa? Unlimited sims and pets with that mod I linked.

Monkin, you... are a genious. You were so close to fall in Mr. Awesome's powerplay but you ended up chosing Bastian anyway. I f*cking love you. You two are gonna be great husbands over for each other.

I also use large household mods and cheats, but they won't be necessary with the family you described, OnayaW - unless you want even larger households. The unmodded limit is 8 sims and 6 pets with a total household size of 10. So you can have 8 people and two dogs, or 4 people and 6 cats... any combination that adds to 10, staying within the limit of 8 people and 6 pets.

The thing is his wife is pregnant with twins...
._.'
god help that household. 4 adults and 4 kids and one dog and a parrot...

When your imagination makes the workings of Sim Universe that much worse: "OMG! Ashley, you have a sugar daddy?!"

My YA shouldn't even know a wealthy elder sim (both of them are Romance Sims). So my brain jumped to a conclusion fast.


UPDATE:
When alcohol mods do strange things: "What are you doing, Ashley? You've finally got Kris in your bed!... Wait, Be Attacked? What is your frat bro doing!!!!? OMG, WHAT... WHY? WHY?! I just.... WHY?!"

"On a visit to aliens, to poison jokes about them, not bad Jacob ..."
"What the hell, Tina! He has a girl and a little son, even if he is a teenager... "
"And again you met, and again are ready for each other for poking. And by the way two romance!" :DDD
"Botanist. Herself . She went to flirt with a friend. Sarah well done!" And it was not the intention ACR!

Stop kicking the trashcan over Lucas! It's already hard enough to hold a house of 8 simmers!

"No you may NOT turn yourself into a zombie! God, you little creeps are weird!"

"Why did I think this hair was a good idea?"

"who allowed that architecture? rock do not belong on roof tops!"
(it was later that I realized it was not a downloaded lot... in other words I built it!)

You two are so perfect and cute together
I.must.destroy.

"Wait- where'd the hair go?"

"...I didn't actually download that, did I?"

"Come on game - you even physics?". (It's from the Youtuber "Squirrel" if you want to know). I was playing a lot where the family dog tend to glinch a little. At one point she did run very fast, almost teleporting from one place to an other. Lateron she was fine but anyway. :D

Speaking about downloading: Today I did download some stuff from MTS adult sister site (but forgot to transfer them to the right computer). Anyway, the download was so old, the images were missing and as the zip files does not contain any images either, it's gonna be a surprise when I open them in the game because I do not have a clue what they look like.

"Sure, let's burn every bridge Grimnir's got." When Nova Stacks wanted to ask him back to the sorority, where his close platonic friend Ginevra Hawkins could see him cheating on her cousin Guadalupe Newson.

In the event, though she saw them flirting and the date timer was still running, she didn't react. I guess Guadalupe actually lost her love tags with him when she caught him with Tina the Blonde Dormie. As did Madeleine Estic-Moiselle and Susan the Purple-haired Dormie. And then Tina the Blonde Dormie caught him with Nova. This boy's graduating in a blaze of glory, I tell you what.

...stop Stalking Your Son Mike?!

"You are spoiling the kid, Gabe! Work is good for them."
I commanded Jules O'Mackey to clean her own bathroom. The moment she touched the toilet, her father rolled a want to hire a maid.

Not so much playing as browsing the forum ...

"Oh goody, more Pratchett'esque shenanigans"

as I see music2ologist has posted in the "Whats happening in your game right now?" thread

"Sure, leave it to your brothers and their girlfriends. It's not like they're super tired or have other things to do or anything!" Vidcund Curious is a horrible father to his alien quadruplets, going to sleep when they need him the most, so the other members of the family have to raise them.

"Oh no. He found me! " He also started acting mean towards Mildred (My simself, no, that's not my real name), despite having their relationship on the positive range.

"What a wonderful topic to talk about." I sent two sims on a date, and she starts talking about her two lovers (Not counting the one she was dating. Uni sims... ).

"I know you're from the masculine girl, feminine boy type, but this is ridiculous." Don't ask.

"That for work, to pull out from the death of loving guys..." When Sara Bellum saved from death Cliff Notes
"So guys, do not touch Sara, she went to learn... "
"Daisy is cute! Although it seemed to me that they had more eyes ... "

"All right, I fucked up. Sorry, Andrew."

I should not play the game, when I'm grumpy, stressed and too tiered to think clearly. Result was weird.

"Dude, where are you going? Aah, you went out for pizza ... "
"In the male commune there is a spirit of romance, kissing in all corners ... "
"Cheers, beginner! "
"All for you John! " (Although in my game he is for some reason Richard ...) And he asked to buy a telescope after receiving ...
"Ahah, this is just a visit to relatives dear, then you'll tell Maddy how it was ... " newcomer was abducted by aliens
"COME ON! He's pregnant! Guys, I congratulate you, you will have an addition in the commune!"
" Blonde? Wow! Hi, watch what she gave you! " She gave us an expensive stereo system
"No Andy, just say goodbye to her, and do not poke!"
"Helen tasty, go take her! " I hinted, Hi
" Daddy, lead his resident in the belly into pairs!"
"Ahgr, Andy! You're not in the right place!" He found Hi and Helen for flirting
"Something is suspicious ... OH DAMN! QQQQUAADRDS ... Dude, well, you at all! "
"Hmm, so .. Silas, Joseph, Medina, Dakota - welcome to the Greek house!"

"So... you went to elevator. Not to get upstairs... but... but why with your cousin?"

I keep yelling swear words when there's food out on the table and my dumb Sims keep going to the fridge to stuff their stupid faces anyways.

You know there is a fix for this huh..
Food Already Available Fix
http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=8.0

I use the No Autonomous Stuffing Face mod from Squinge http://www.insimenator.org/showthread.php?t=10815

While NOT playing Sims:

"[Booney] has defeated the twin demons of procrastination and distraction to finish a term paper, witch will boost [Booney]'s grade for this semester."

*Pats self.*
*Opens game.*

But only a 3.9 GPA

Maybe the witch of term papers will cast a spell on his GPA (or he isn't doing a degree in English lol). XD

... or maybe English is not her first language.

"This is too heartwarmingly adorable. Let's add some fire."

"Huh?"

Consort Capp rolled a want to buy a makeover station and earn a cosmetology talent badge.

He probably had just gained creativity. That's the relevant skill for cosmetology and the want trees are set up for an increased chance of rolling wants for badges and related items when a relevant skill is gained. He may also want a florist's bench.

Might be. And I was just getting excited about this unexpected character development.
I though Consort had a hidden part that loves cats and fashion...

Well, now he does!

Isn't Consort a fortune sim? I find they're forever rolling wants for makeover stations.

Hmm, I haven't noticed anything like that in my game. Only two sims, who have recently rolled wants for makeover station, where Consort and Roxie Sharpe.
My fortune sims tend to become a bit obsessed with buying pets, though.

"I swear I had set ACR to no jealousy, why are you slapping him?" I had actually set no jealousy for three Sims living together that had three bolts for everyone involved. They were fine with everyone flirting with each other before two of them went to work, and when they came back, the female of the group got absolutely pissed when she saw the other two flirting. Somehow the jealousy setting had changed, and so there are now memories of being cheated on, and being caught cheating. Ugh, not doing that again. I moved her into her own house since the relationships are very negative right now.

"Jeez Mildred, don't do that there, they're going to hear you!" Because woohooing in a room next to a crowd is so exciting...
"NOT IN THERE EITHER! HIS DAUGHTER IS THERE! UGH, TOO LATE." Then, she went for the sofa in the living room, where the whole household and some of the staff from her job was hanging out. Not that they cared, they spent the time playing chess, pretending to ignore her.
(Hears chimes) "Really? You don't have enough with five in the house already?" No comment. Stupid ACR (Only two days using it and it already caused a mess).

@Orilon You had the no jealousy set at dynamic or static? I think the options are self explanatory.

I honestly didn't even see a setting for dynamic or static for the no jealousy. Although if the default setting is dynamic, it would explain the change. It went back to the default setting for Knowledge Sims.

"Oh dear Thomas, you better get out of there quick. She hates you now." I was playing Billie's household, and Thomas walked by. He has a low relationship with her, but its not negative and he isn't furious with her, so I don't think he was there to kick the can (my Cyjon mod wouldn't let him if he was there to kick the can). Billie however has a full -100/-100 for him and Daud with full red overlay, so I don't think her reaction to him walking by would be positive if she had seen him.

"Installing the mod *before* starting AGS would probably have been a good idea!"

"Dammit!" after getting my Sim to invite a friend around to illustrate a story and I see "X doesn't have a phone. "

http://www.leefish.nl/mybb/thread-2988.html

Just today:
"Aika, you look like a pink sheep with boxing gloves!" - Her PJs looked absolutely awful.
"Are you f**** serious, Lauri?!" - He just wouldn't move away from the tile he was standing on...

I helped my friend install sims 2 on her computer. She starts playing and I leave the room for a few minutes when I hear a scream of:
Her: DAFUQ JUST HAPPENED TO MY SIM?
Me: What's the matter? ...Oh that's a satellite, there's about 1% chance a satellite falls on them a kills them if you're cloud gazing.
Her: Are you serious? ¬.¬

Ghost of said sim appears later on:
Her: I WILL DELETE THIS TOMBSTONE IF YOU DON'T STOP HAUNTING THIS HOUSE YOU ANNOYING F*CK.
Me: Wait you'll-
Her: *deletes tombstone*
Me: -corrupt the 'hood... *sighs*

"Aika, you are the jerk of the week."
"Aika, leave Lauri alone! He already has enough issues!"

"Nea, please don't give up on Samu, he might be a lunatic, but at least he's a romantic one!"

"Where the *$!# is the bathroom cabinet!!!!"
"And why the $%#£ity %^#@ isn't it under 'mirrors'!!!"
"Oh! It is!"

"Samu! What are you doing?!"
"Yeah, Nea, I would get out of there too, if I were you."
"Nadira, we already went shopping yesterday and I don't even know anymore where to put your clothes!"
"I didn't feed my cowplant in a long time...Alright, Samantha, you're going for a walk!"

BONUS:
While looking at the manual of The Sims 2:
"EA, you should go rename yourselves from 'Electronic Arts' to 'Electronic A**hat!'"
"Thank the gods I didn't read the manual back then! That's probably the reason why Sunset Valley still exists."



Worst. Idea. Ever.

Didn't actually say it, but I thought it: "Wth are you doing? That's very unsanitary." After my Sim put a serving of Mac and Cheese on the floor next to the dinner table

"This is not how it's supposed to go, guys!" I just created a Gypsy family with three adult brothers, two wives and one offspring; they were supposed to be a tight-knit clan and work their land communally, but the moment I set them down on the lot the senior brother started attacking the other two.

"One of these days I'll remember to turn the lights on *before* taking all the #%^!@[# pictures!"

My relationship with some of my Sims is so close that I don't need to be playing them, to talk to them. This is especially true of my very first Sim, Andrew Jones, since I really learned to play at his side. So in addition to being in my game, he has become a sort of "imaginary friend" I can talk things over with.

So, I'm reading through the current contest thread. Peni was describing how she was giving each child in a large child-oriented family, their own desk to do their homework. Other people were saying that they can do their homework just as well squatting on the floor. Looking over my shoulder, Andrew says, "I've never had a desk, and it hasn't done me any harm."

"Andrew," I say, "Teens aren't supposed to talk that way. It's elders who are supposed to say things like that."

Andrew: "I'll talk how I like!"

Most of mine say "Why are we doing our homework at the kerb?"

To which I answer, "Because, now you've learnt to study, it takes about an hour of your time, which is exactly how long you have between coming home from school and leaving for work ... so you have no time to stroll to and from a desk!"
"Now shut up, finish up and stop sitting in the road ... I can see the car-pool coming ... you're about to get run over!"

In any argument between me and Andrew, Andrew always wins (and invariably has the last word). How can I argue against his 10 logic points and effortless A+ grades? :lovestruc

Also, I've seem him having a workout with his mum's punch-bag. There's no way I'd want to pick a fight with him!

They did make a mechanism to deal with that though- sims have 'stub' character files created to cope with deletion or transferall between hoods. It's just that in the early days there was a very low character limit, so doing this very quickly contributed to the first 'jump bug'. Also, having a lot of stub characters in your hood is not exactly desirable, as I'd like to know that the person my sim is gossiping about actually exists.

Things that I say
''OH MY GOD STOP PLAYING THE BATHTUB AND GET OUT!''
''GET OF MY LAWN STRANGERS I DON'T WANT YOUR WELCOMING!''


Rape joke deleted.

"This has to be so awkward for you. Your first date with the guy you have a crush on, and your brother walks into the restaurant supposedly to have dinner. Even I can see the writing on this wall."

*pouts* Ronald, I know I'm gonna have to expand your tiny house trailer a bit in the future, but I'm not doing it so you can fool around with your boyfriend in bed."

"Wow, stop, buddy!"
"Run, Mary, run." - Crazy race of a pregnant woman to the nearest toilet ...
The stars of our district go straight to the hot tub ... Guys, what about the party? Woohoo can be later ...
"Rhett, where are you going? Damn it and Catherine took with him ...Damn, immortal, she and your father meet, too, he can catch you together ... Okaaaayy ... "
"Forget you already about fucking cockroaches! You have a full house of children!
"Oh, the phone!" - I even forgot that he has Goldie :D
"All would be nothing, but Miss Mary, you stink heavily ... "
"HELLY HAVE ALREADY IN! THIRD TIME THIS PARTY I TRY TO REBE AND ALREADY EVERYTHING! I DO NOT BELIEVE ITS EYES !!! " - The end of the rotation in the Hart household, the technical problems of the game suck ... :DDD

If you think that's bad, think: his wife walks in :p

More seriously, probably THE #1 phrase I end up saying over and over again, is some variation of "Gods fucking dammit, do what I TELL you to do!" Like, when I'm trying to romance someone, and my sim decides she'd rather greet not just everyone who's in the same restaurant, but apparently everyone who's even in the same galactic quadrant instead. Again.

I also used to say very... unkind things to the EA babysitter. Like when the toddler shit itself, is having a major energy crisis, and generally has all the needs in red EXCEPT hunger, but the babysitter insisted on stuffing it into the tall chair and, well, stuffing it. Made me want to punt her through a wall, it did. But then I got Christianlov's NPCs and my blood pressure dropped by half.

"I've never gone to someone's home for a party or dinner and just helped myself to a bath/shower and you shouldn't either!"

No! Bad sim! Bad!

Aye, I always figured, hey, it's their shower, my sim should ask the man of the house to shower with her

"These kittens eat like horses!"
Said as I refill the food bowl for the third time in a single day.
"Doyle, if you want another kid, /you're/ having it."
He and his wife wanted three kids, have three kids, and poor Lila doesn't do well with pregnancy.

"Joel, your kitchen is burning down and you are playing the guitar, WTF?!"