Granted but sticking your arm all the way up his anus turns him on.

I wish this transfer would hurry the eff up and be approved. (High School).

[QUOTE=Dreamydre15]Granted but sticking your arm all the way up his anus turns him on.

Hmmmm? There's a color of Dreamy we haven't seen before

I wish I could find the earring I lost

Granted but it'll be up someone's ass

I wish my aunt would hurry and pick me up. I'm gonna be late :O

Granted, but her car breaks down on the way to your destination and you're even later than you are now.

I wish that Jane Eyre wasn't so boring. Any other book for AP Lit summer reading, ANY OTHER! I love classics, but the teachers had to pick my least favorite.

Granted but your teacher will switch your summer reading to the History of Knitting.

I wish I could think of something to wish about.

Granted,but it makes you sound REALYYYYYY homo x)

I wish I could...Dance!Well I can...But..You know!Without my Dad looking at me liek I'm koo-koo!

Granted, now you can't stop dancing. At all.

I wish I could eat chocolate without worrying about the calories.

Granted, but your stomach gets super upset.

I wish I wasn't so weird.

Granted,but now you are cruel

I wish I could find the courage to say hi to..Himmmmmmmm

granted, but to do that you have hiccups for the rest of your life without stopping so he thinks you're weird

I wish I lived in a house with a garden

Granted,but the house is made out of chocolate...And you live in Arizona...

I wish I could call some of my friends

Granted, but they're angry at you.

I wish it twas' bedtime.

granted but you don't go to sleep

I wish that I culd eat as much chocolate as I want without damaging my body

Granted,but then the Cocoa bird kilsl you...

I wish I had chocolate....

Granted...but its unsweetened baking chocolate

I wish that dog would stop barking out there...

granted but the cat starts meowing

i wish my today's hairdresser's appointment was earlier cos I can't wait to get my hair done

Granted, but the hairdresser gives you a really bad haircut.

I wish I could find clothes to buy that look nice but aren't expensive.

Granted,but theyre to small

Don't you wish anything? *-)

Oh well... I wish I could be healed...

granted but only for 5 secs

I wish I was rich

Granted, but nobody speaks to you anymore because they are jealous.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying...

Granted, but your mother gets pregnant again...and this time, it'll be hell.

I wish I saw an aurora borealis.

Granted, or it would be if I knew what an aurora borealis was...

I wish my room was tidy without me having to clean it.

Granted, but everything was just shoved into your wardrobe, so when you open it your room is messy again.

I wish I could take the day off school.