Granted but you have to spend the rest of the day cleaning the gutters around the school.

I wish my head wasn't hurting right now

Granted, but only because it was cut off.

I wish I had something to eat for dinner.

Granted but its cow shit, eat it or leave it!!!

I wish to have a wish.

granted and it ruins your life

I wish the summer hols were over.

Granted but your next summer will be full of drama.

I wish someone I know in real life would stop lying to my face and tell the truth.

yes but the truth is they wanna stab u so they do it and your dead

I wish I had sparkly rainbow toe socks as my avatar (LOL)

Granted, but it's permenant and now you would rather have a sparkly red tomato as your avatar but you can't.

I wish I didn't have spots, I look hideous.

Granted but now you have blackheads

I wish I had a iPhone

Granted, but it breaks the same day you get it.

I wish I had something to wish for...

Granted, but it creates such an epic fail the world explodes!! :P

I wish I could figure out if luff ees requited.

granted but u only remember for 1 sec.

I wish I could have highlights

Granted, but they are ecru.

I wish I was shorter.

granted but you get stomped on

I wish I had wings

Granted, but they fall off.

I wish I could build decent sim houses

granted but u cant save them

I wish the TS3 expansion pack came out, like, NOW!

granted, but it crashes your computer permanently.

I wish school started already.

me too!

I wish I had another wish!

Granted. But that means I get unlimited wishes.

I wish my cat was a real chupacabra

Granted, but it sucks out your blood.

I wish Joe Walker was all mine.

Granted but he's placed in a museum where he live a decent life of a eunuch and he's enclosed in a glass cased city where you could only watch his life and never interact with him.

I wish my computer would get fixed this Saturday -_-

Granted but they can't get it back to you until Christmas.

I wish my basement had a teleportation device

Granted, but it can only teleport you one metre to the left of the device.

I wish that I didn't have to do maths and science.

Granted, but when you use it, it accidentally scatters your atoms so that you can't reassemble yourself elsewhere and are doomed to float in a yet undiscovered dimension.

ETA: Too slow... and that was a good one, too . Anyway, your wish is granted, but when you get to university, the other students are miles ahead of you because they did math and science.

I wish that I didn't have an awful two-hundred page book to read and annotate in one day.

Granted, but it turns into a 500 page book instead

I wish my neighbor and his girlfriend would leave so I could go upstairs and do dishes

Granted,but they come back 50 mins. later


I wish Females never had periods