Granted, but instead of periods, you have to vomit for the same amount of time.

I wish it was summer.

Granted,but it is super cold


I wish I could get a chance to meet Metro Station

Granted, but then you forget about it.

I wish I had another areo...

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted, but then you get hungry two minutes later.

I wish I had a good book to read tonight.

Granted, but the pages give you a paper cut.

I wish that I didn't have so much work to do today.

Granted, but you'll have a bunch of work to do tomorrow

I wish my Sims 3 game was working so that I could play.

Granted but every sim male looks exactly like ROBERT PATTINSON no matter what you do to try to change their appearance which causes your middle fingers to spontaneously stand at attention to flip him off thereby ruining the game for you.

I wish I had beautiful hardwood floors in my house

Granted, but they will rot and you shall fall.

I wish I could afford a mamas and papas Ziko Frankie in Mushy Pea.

granted, but when u buy it, u dont have any money left, dont pay your bills, get thrown outta your house and die on the street.

I wish I will never die.

Granted, but you end up having a really awful existence, and wish you could die, but you can't, so HA!

I wish painting nails wasn't so annoying.

(Me too) Granted but the only way to do that is to make the nail varnish invisible.

I wish.

Granted, but.

I wish I could sleep all day.

granted but u dont sleep for the rest of your life cos your body gets fed up of sleeping.

In wish that cows could fly....

Granted, but they fly into your room and poop on your floor.

I wish my hand didn't hurt.

Granted, but now your foot hurts.

I wish that I could find a pair of black pumps that don't have a peeptoe.

granted, but they are covered in cow pats.

I wish Twilight 2 was already out.

Granted, but you then realize that Twilight is actually awful and wish it was never even written.

I wish I didn't have to go to school this week.

*Glares at PixCii*

Granted but you go 2 work.

*revives thread*

I wish that it was sunny outside.

Granted, but it's so hot that you get terrible sunburn.

I wish I could go home now.

Granted, but when you get there you see your house has burned down.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Granted, but you get twice the normal amount tomorrow night.

I wish that I knew where I should go to college.

Granted but their will be no men, and all the girls will be lesbian Lady Gaga wannabees wanting to get yo numba.

I wish I was sleepy. (I'm exhausted but not sleepy...huh?)

Granted, but there would be no bed to sleep in.

I wish all weeks were made up from Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.