Granted but they are considered weekdays rather than weekends. So we go to school 24/7 (well...24/3) and because the weeks are shorter it causes the months to be shorter and causes the years to be even shorter. Which means that everyone's birthdays come a lot faster than usual. And you go from 14 to 37 in a matter of seconds. Because of this there's no real point in having a Time Zone so everyone has a universal time zone which just confuses the world shitless, so we all just kill ourselves by diving into the Atlantic Ocean and being ripped apart by Great White Sharks and Killer Whales, until the Human Race becomes extinct and is taken over by Gorillas.

All thanks you Vlad...all thanks to you.

I wish tomorrow would come quicker...

Granted, but it goes too quickly for your liking.

I wish I could find a wand for my costume for Halloween.

Granted, but I set your costume on fire and you're left with just a wand.

I wish the world was made of Cheese.

Granted, but it goes rotten and starts to stink.

I wish that I didn't have to do my modern history assignment.

granted, but now you have to do extra homework for all other subjects

I wish i could speak FLUENT idnoensian as well as English

Granted, but you forget it all after one day.

I wish my hair had been dyed dark brown instead of black.

Granted, but you think it looks awful.

I wish that my mother wasn't so stressed out.

Granted, but you get stressed.

I wish tomorrow was Friday.

Granted, but instead she's very tired so she won't do anything except sleep.

I wish my eyelashes would grow back (half of them fell out last night >.<)

EDIT: oops too slow... tomorrow is Friday isn't it?

Granted, but they grow too long and get really annoying.

I wish I could find the perfect picture of what I want my hair to look like for formal.

Granted, but you can't seem to be able to actually get it like it is in the photo.

I wish I was less impatient.

Granted, but you become too patient and people take advantage of that.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, but your computer breaks so you can't use the internet.

I wish I had more yellow clothes. (I don't know why, I just do)

Granted, but they are all a really ugly yellow colour.

I wish that my hair wasn't so ridiculously thick.

Granted, but it also goes green.

I wish I had longer hair.

Granted, but it also goes green

I wish I didn't have to wait three weeks to see him.

Granted, but he bought the wrong bus ticket.

XD

I wish I had a brand new car.

Granted, but you can't drive it.

I wish I was less picky about what I eat.

Granted, but you turn morbidly obese.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Granted, but you spend all the money you get straight away

I wish my foot wasn't itchy anymore

Granted, but you only recieve simoleans.

I wish my friend wasn't such a bitch.

Granted, but your mom is.

I wish I had chocolate cake!

Granted. It's thrown into your face.

I wish the new The Used album didn't suck.

Granted, but the next album sucks.

I wish I could be invisible whenever I like.

Granted, but you're arrested for being a stalker.

I wish my dog would stop destroying my shoes.