however you spell it but that's when you drink too much beer or anything else that's with alcohol

Let me guess: knowledge sim?

"Are you two planning to audition for a contortionist act?"

Angela Pleasant and Tank Grunt had a little accident in the hot tub.

Popularity, actually.

Anything to make a new friend!

i edited a little bit and i use the word drunkard there
thanks for the reminding

"Save it for the honeymoon, guys."

Timothy Riley and Vivian Cho tried to sneak away in the middle of their wedding party to woohoo in the hot tub.

I am NOT paying you §100/hour to leave behind toilets I can still clean myself!

(slides Neat to 10)

"The hell? I'm not putting carpet on the street." >.<

A moment later...

"Wow, what's wrong with me? I placed a festive green carpet in the middle of the street. How will anyone be able to find the center stripe now?"

Well, now at least people will know where Santa has been.

"hmm yeah leaving newborn children on the cold hard bathroom floor is very healthy..."

"ok your curvy that means your fat in sims"

oh brandi you want to raise 20 puppies or kittens AND have 10 kids? wow

ugh girl why won't you show your belly after you tried to have a damn baby ?!?! (the woman is pregnant anyways)
why?? (there's only one way how to get rid of that problem even though it might crash my game but i'll delete it ASAP after i fix that problem)
the moving out thing won't help since i've done that before a few months ago (ignore my poor english)

and i also said other things while playing sims 2

ugh girl why do you hate your 2 brothers so bad?!?!
you only love your other brother and 2 sisters just deal with it alright!!!

and a few years ago i was playing sims 2 and said some stuff like:

ugh did i just forgot to make a bathroom??? (or either way the bedroom, livingroom diner room and whatever,) ugh i'm a failure builder
i even once forgot to put the windows the door and even the stairs in the house


(i use the hack called inteenimater to end up a pregnancy since the female sim's belly didn't showed up after 1 day so i make it looks like she has a miscarriage,
i tried that out at once when i was a few years younger when i downloaded that hack for the first time,

i just wanna try everything out with that hack so i clicked on the sims or whatever i was clicking at and i had a few options and one of them was to have a miscarriage so i tried that out and the sim wasn't pregnant anymore. so that's why i knew how to end up a pregnancy )

"You just can't catch a break, can you?"

On his honeymoon, Timothy Riley got a bad chance card on a tour and got chased by bees....then struck by lightning! Then he clogged up the toilet.

"Why is there still noise when she just stepped out?"

Apparently some apartment neighbors can be so rude that they'll leave their television or stereo running loud while they do stuff outside. It was also an unexpected surprise.

"Dude, are you @$%ing serious?"

Aaron Atkins is constantly doing the whole fake barfing thing at Tarek Lari and now he suddenly rolls a want to fall in love with him. Dude, seriously? Tarek's also straight!

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
(whenever my sim puts a newborn on the floor)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Dang it, when did you get 4 b--bs?!

When you put AF underwear on EF. Such injustice. Ugh. No words can express...

That is why I changed my EF body shape. XD

Cool! A new species of alien!

"Dude, okay. Can you please go now? Get out!"

Freakin' elderly chef had to cheer for every woohoo occurring in the photo booths outside. I ended up having to delete him with the moveobjects cheat while buy/build mode was enabled. -.-

"oh yeah yeah putting your newborn son on the cold,cockroach ridden floor is healthy"

this actually happened the kid had a pile of trash near him and roaches the mother dropped the baby to woohoo;she got pregnant again

You could always... 1) Direct your sims to clean up 2) Hire a maid or butler

"I'll show you a real fart."

After someone pulls a ventrilo fart prank on another Sim, I'll have my Sim come in with a real fart.

"Why are farts in this game contagious?"

Just moments ago after that shenanigan, I had the urge to rip one myself. Fortunately it doesn't happen too often but it has happened.

I got curious about whether they're actually contagious.



All right then.

"I wish I could be more shocked about you randomly streaking into the sorority dorm, but I'm more surprised by how calmly she's eating with your junk in her face."

A random YA ran into my new sorority house streaking. None of the girls so much as glanced his way. One was on the exercise bike, while the other was eating when he came to stand right next to her. He was looking at her like 'Um, hello?! I'm wearing my birthday suit and you haven't so much as blinked!'

She's just like '2 out of 10'.

ugh why do i keep having damn boys on the sims ? (i know there's a cheatcode called: boolprop makebabygirl true to have more girls before you literally answers this question )
oh well next time it will be a girl (sometimes i keep doing the try a baby thing )

i Always wanna save everything up right after when a sim gave birth to a baby i don't know why i guess everyone are wondering the same




i'm dying of laughing and it's more better then the official one with hardstyle or however it is

"Are you serious, game?!"

Using the InSIMenator's summoner item, I summoned a guy who normally keeps his wife busy in the photo booth. Shortly after, a duplicate of the same guy shows up, and now I have two of them hanging around. >.<

At least the second guy doesn't have to worry about constantly going to the photo booth for woohoo when he'll happily do other things like playing pool and dancing.

There's no such cheat code in the game. There's no way in TS2 to determine the gender of a baby before it is born.

Yes, and if you want a girl instead of a boy, be sure to save right before the birth and then reload if you get a boy. Just keep reloading until you get a girl; it might take a few tries, but eventually you should get a girl.

I remember wanting a boy with his mother's eye colour and hair colour. I had to reload so many times that he ended up being a fake blond. XD

There's always the option to just change the gender and genetics if the right ones don't pop up no matter what, though there is some fun in waiting for the desired combination to arrive.

omg i can relate it to that
i had that once too it's probably because i had a lot in the family tree and one of their (great) grandparents has blonde hair.

i remember from 2 years or so ago i had a family who has both dark hair (brown and/or black hair) and their kid has red hair and the kid has his/her hair from one of his/her great grandparents.
and i remember i was like: WHAT?!?! HOW COME THE KID HAS RED HAIR AND HIS/HER PARENTS DON'T?? till i look at the family tree
i'm laughing so hard when i'm thinking about it again

Sorry so late with this..... get a can of compressed air, open up your computer, and blow out the CPU fan, the power supply fan, and the video card fan. The noise you're describing, sounds like dirty fans. If it's a laptop, find a You-Tube video, for your model, and clean out the fans, and the vents.

Ugh Girl Why Do You Steal Someone Else's Newspaper?!?! And Why So Damn Secretive , What If You Get Caught Or Something And Even If Someone Said Hi You Still Get The Damn Newspaper While You Tried To Hide It. Why Not Give It Back ?? (i don't have the picture though )

some people has the same issue right? when a sim steal someone else's newspaper without even noticed it

@sailorleontine6 - you may like this: http://cyjon.net/node/308

Darn, I forgot I had that mod installed. Lately on my old tower, I was curious why my grouchiest Sim never attempted to sneak into the backyard to kick over the trash can.

I installed the furious version for the trash-can kicking. Though Sims can still do it if they're just grouchy.

I might just switch to that one instead. Aside from Sims kicking over trash cans, everything else they do doesn't bother me. In fact, until I got the latest visitor controller installed (hence banning the paper kid), passersby have done me a favor by stealing the newspaper, as I hardly ever use them aside from finding a job if my Sim doesn't have a computer.

Hey, the newspapers also make good compost material! I've had Sims shove all their papers in the inventory and give them to gardeners for the compost.

i apologize for this late reply but that's super handy, then hopefully the sims won't sneak in and checks the newspaper outside that much anymore

i'll download this hack when the time is right
because i'm now a bit busy with home and work and some other stuff (IK TMI and i don't need to tell you the whole details and all before you ask ) but when i have the time i'll download it as soon as i can

"Looks like I forgot to turn that off"
I forgot to turn off ACR's booty call option for the hood, so Danielle Blair booty called Dade County, which is what made me realized I hadn't turned it off.

"Ugh, I wish Sims 2 had a form of Story Progression. I hate this household"
The Wilson quads are now toddlers, I am dreading that household.

ME. And then I end up just stalling and only playing my other families until all of them have members about to grow up and then I have to play only the boring one for 40 sim days straight

Getting into a house-- "All-right! Why is there a teddy bear in the middle of the kitchen."

"Stop playing in the toilet,you stupid kid!" When ever a toddler decides to play in the toilet.

There's a hack here that limits them to only playing in the toilet if they're in a bad mood or in aspiration failure. Apparently that's how it was actually supposed to work.

http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=10.0

Okay thanks

"I....think I ought to check my mods."

I was going through all my Sims' households to give the pets their owners' surnames (SimPE likes to error out if there isn't already one). Don Lothario casually walked over to his newborn son, picked him up, and began nursing him.

I have that mod. Check Bo's list of add ons

It sounds like you may have BoilingOil's nursing mod, or someone else's nursing mod.

Said tonight
"Ugh, again? There are plenty other hairstyles to use."
After born in game Cornelia Crumplebottom grew up into child with the same hairstyle as her sister Agnes.

"And the same boing happened over here, too!"

On my laptop I conducted the same scheme of having many Sims' hearts broken whenever a couple woohoos in the photo booth. Shortly after that cacophony of boings, a dormie was caught making out with someone else on my XP tower.

"And then there's a fight going on over here, too!"

Moments later, the tomboy Lisa went into a fistfight with somebody after those love affairs on my laptop. Seconds later a cheerleader and the cow went into a cloud of dust on my tower.

Playing Sims 2 on two machines at once is just heaven. :D

Edit: "Well, no wonder why she won! Everyone rooted for her!"

Lisa won that fight because of everyone's support, otherwise she likely would've lost as usual.

It turns out that I had both BoilingOil and Squinge's nursing mods. Must've been clashing so I fixed that. A bit weird, though, because the baby's mother (Cassandra) was actually on the lot.

"Oh Crap, please don't get Simon"

The Crumplebottoms have a garden plot near a telescope in their side yard. Simon Crumplebottom was spraying the plants when lightning set the telescope on fire. I was hoping that the fire wouldn't spread and get Simon. The telescope went out a few minutes later from the rain. He was fine and kept spraying the plants.

*exasperated sighing* ..."for the love of---OBEY."

most often said during building and not live mode hahaha

The numerous times I've cursed at the camera shooting off elsewhere while holding the right-mouse button, or when I attempt placing objects down they love to rotate in the wrong direction.

May I suggest using the < and > keys? It's far less twitchy.

Normally after those objects rotate in the wrong direction, I'll rely on those alligator mouths to get them placed correctly. Sometimes though they still might rotate again. My problem is how swiftly my hand works the mouse, maybe a bit too fast.

"Kinky, ehh?"
Rocky and Esmeralda Stones were discussing handcuffs before woohooing.

"Oh, I'm a bloody idiot."

I was wondering why a specific mod wasn't working in my game. I'd actually never installed it.

"Oh great,This will be fun" When my homeless sim gave birth to twins.

"You really want to go on vacation, don't you?"
Victor Goth had the want to go on vacation, the want to buy a vacation home and go to a vacation home all at the same time.

"Andrew!! You can't sit like that when you're wearing a kilt!"


"Gloria, I've been telling everyone at MTS how sensible my Sims are. Do you really think that's a sensible place to sit down for a chat?"

"Why now? Are you just trying to torment me?" - when Jenny Smith rolled the "have a baby" want 2 days away from ageing to elder.

"...oh come on, make up your mind." - as I noticed she also had the "have a baby" fear!

Nooooooooooooo don't crash now!

2 minutes ago in CAS with the best looking sim my game has ever generated

"No! No no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you, ACR! You can do so much better, Jane!"

Thanks to ACR family Sim Jane Stacks (LTW: Marry off 6 kids) decided to have her very first kiss with romance Sim Ashley Pitts. On a community lot while I was playing another household. I think she fell in love with him, too

"Whoops. No wonder Dishonored 2 was running more like shit than usual. I still had Sims 2 going."

I actually had forgotten that I had Sims 2 running in the background playing Frida Goth's dorm when I started Dishonored 2. Dishonored 2 runs like crap anyway, but it was even worse today.

"I can think of more festive things to be buying..."

Two shops seemed to particularly benefit from my Sims' pre-Christmas gift shopping sprees: The Flower Pot in Polgannon (fair enough, especially as most of it was Ying Hart spending about $4000 on floral gifts for everyone else) and... ...the shop that sells rubbish plastic-looking chairs and purely cosmetic special effects. Sims were paying $19 for a fake geese effect that doesn't even show up for them, only for the player. In fairness, the rubbish chairs are very cheap for any Sim that has unexpected guests appear for the Christmas meal!

Yippee for Numenor, Yippie for Xmas Simming Presents (today when I opened MTS) - Now time to do the "Smustle" dance of joy and happiness.

"That's it! You guys are not using the bed anymore!"

My self Sim had a want for an expensive double bed, so after earning enough money in college pell grants and blogging I bought her a double bed. Since it's too big for her tiny dorm, I placed it out on the street. Immediately dormies started using it for mainly woohooing, and a few times they'd shoo my Sim as she's trying to get to class.

Thank goodness they're not using her car to woohoo...

This just happened:

Me: "Oh! OMG I left the game running!" I say as I walk back into the office and see my sims on the couch, sans clothes. I thought I had paused it..."I leave them alone for like three minutes and now they're going to woohoo on the couch (Thanks ACR!)"
*Squints closer at the sims*
"Noooo! Omg he's going to woohoo his fiancee's BFF!! He made a booty call!"

Husbando: "You seem a lot more upset about this than me."

Addendum:

*Squints even closer*
"Wait a sec, the guy is actually napping on the couch. The two getting frisky next to him on the couch are his dinner guests. RUDE!"

Well - since the host is taking a nap, the dinner guests are only amusing themselves?

But they were a little too close...or maybe they are all *too* close of friends. He woke up from his nap at an unfortunate time.

"Oh dear. Would you look at that? Four 6's."

That's what the family simoleon amounted to after purchasing some more things for the house. Let's see if I can make it 666. :D

"Stop it, Lola! Do you have some kind of death wish? I've said 'stop'!"

I get it that the Single's house is rather sparsely furnished (they are completely broke) but that alone doesn't explain Lola's obsession to jump in puddles during a thunderstorm.

"Ha, ha! One shove after another!"

So this involved five Sims. After Shelly shoved Mary, Shelly got shoved by Robert, who then got shoved by Owen. Then Owen got involved in a fistfight with his twin self.

"Random number generator doesn't know this Sim very well"

Verity Penhagalian grew up in a rather frumpy green dress that is in no way compatible with her character, career ambitions or anything else I can think of about her.

The clothes that Sims grow up into are the ones their relatives give them for their birthday. If they have any sense they should ask for money so they can buy the stuff they really want.

That's precisely the reason why all my Sims are entitled to a free clothes change on age-up. Occasionally the game gives them a somewhat fitting outfit though - Johnny Smith grew up into a tan aviator jacket, which just seemed to fit him.

"That is not going to happen."

I think its a mod I have by Cyjon that lets Sims have more than one LTW. After Gretle Goth filled her LTW to get to the top of the Education Career, she later rolled the LTW to Marry Off 6 Children. She is 3 days into being an Elder and can't have children, and I hate that LTW.

"Slow down there!" I was shocked one of my elders wanted a grandchild and her eldest daughter is only a teen. I don't have any of the teen pregnancy modes either, so that's a no go.

"Ready to pack a punch!"

This quote was actually nothing more than a perfect coincidence. I was watching a Sins of a Solar Empire video on Youtube, and the player's titan said that when it was selected. At the same time two Sims on my old tower were doing the "Punch Me, Punch U" game. Since both are maxed in body skill they can definitely pack a punch.

Oh, dear. I nearly posted this reply when I noticed I typed down "Sims of a Solar Empire". XD

"Kay, I'm gonna forcibly remove EVERYONE from the bathroom."
Of course, half of them immediately piled back in.

That's where bathroomusesyou comes in handy.

"Wait, how realistic would it be to have two hygiene-obsessed teen twin boys, and to the point where their bedrooms are also full bathrooms? Oh, wait, this is the Sims, I can throw realism out the window!"

"You have got to be kidding me."

After I heard baby chimes after Frida Goth and Caelum woohooed I checked the ACR pregnancy scanner and it showed twins. She just had a boy, and now she was pregnant with twins. She gave birth to girl/boy twins later. There are 7 people in that household and its driving me crazy.

I had 666 Simoleons for my Buratto family yesterday.

That is true. As it happens, Verity has so much money that she can get all the clothes she wants when she next goes into town. It's just that the random clothes generator usually picks something that makes at least some sense for a particular Sim.

An alien toddler in one of my 'hoods recently aged up into a child wearing these clothes. He doesn't seem to mind.

That's the Halloween zombie outfit. XD

"Wait...how do they have 3LB right now when they only had 2LB earlier?? Oh, wait, she probably wasn't wearing her face paint with her pj's. That's probably it..."

Yes, I know. I was responding to AndrewGloria's suggestion that age-up clothes were birthday presents from relatives. That outfit doesn't say anything good about this kid's family!

I've been playing too much Final Fantasy. " Huh, sims don't have limit breaks." XD

"If that is what happened, that is annoying."
I got a message when Nestor Caliente got home from work that he was sick with a cold. Since he is a Family Sim I had him make Grandma's Comfort Soup. Right after he made it and ate it I got another message he was sick with a cold. Nestor doesn't have high cooking skill, so I was wondering out loud if the lack of cooking skill is the reason why the soup didn't work.

"Whoops."
The last time I had played the Caliente household, someone had gotten a magic lamp, and I had Tiento wish for wealth. I had forgotten that wishing for wealth increases the chance for a burglar to show up. I said whoops when the burglar showed up after everyone had gone to bed. This is twice now that the family has been burgled, nothing has been stolen, but they hadn't gotten over their furiousness from the last burglary, and now they have full red furiousness again.

From what I understand, your sick sim reinfected himself. Sims with illness sometimes leave tiles temporarily marked with contagion (it fades over time) and sims passing over those squares can get sick. Sitting in one spot to eat soup can leave the tile with the chair marked, so as soon as the sim is cured they then get infected again. I'm not sure how often the sim leaves these marks, and they don't leave them all the time, but it can be annoying. I remember having one sim eat four bowls of soup before staying cured.

There is an object to "disinfect" tiles that still have the contagion marker from SimWardrobe, if you find the contagion doesn't fade fast enough or gets stuck. You can find it through the collection ihatemandatoryregister made (link in ihate's signature), under Objects - other objects.

I have a habit of calling my sims pet names as though they are my children...like a few days ago I was playing as my farmer's daughter and I said 'okay honey you go on upstairs-' and immediately stopped myself out of shock for what I had just done

I sometimes find myself explaining to them why they certainly should NOT do what they are doing. Like, no, you two most certainly should not try for a baby when you have two infants you left lying on the ground outside that hot tub!

I'll call them by a string of pet names, especially when I don't like what they're doing.
"Gabey, honey, sweetie, baby, darling, cupcake, biscuit...go the f*ck to bed already."

"Well at least I get a chuckle out of my own naming conventions..." after Brad Burb answered the phone and the caller asked whether they could speak to his sister Janet.



We are all basically our Sims' moms hahahah.

Stop going to feed you damn baby Charlie, your nephew just fed and washed your child, do I need to feed you an aeroplane?

*FACEPALM* It's the baby's birthday...

"STOP SPINNING!" - My appointment reminder popped up and the game camera began to spin around like crazy.

"You people are disgusting! I let you into my house, and you bust up the bathroom sink, break the TV, and leave dirty dishes all over the living room floor!"