Granted, but instead he'll destroy your clothes.

I wish I had more $$$ to spend.

Granted, but u spend it on lipgloss.

I wish I had cheese.

Granted, but it follows you everywhere and it smells.

I wish it was Friday already!!

Granted but then its saturday.

I wish it was Halloween already.

Granted but you get grounded.

I wish I had a pie or something else sticky and throw-able.

Granted, but u throw it at your self.

I wish I hat a black, thin pen. Dunno y. I just like thin pens.

Granted but it doesn't work. (and I lol-ed at the 'but you throw it at your self' part XD)

I wish my mum would stop hoovering up.

Granted but she starts hoovering YOU!

I wish the cleaning obsessed neighbour would stop hoovering the ceiling and walls and everything now.

Granted, but he'll hoover (?) your car instead.

I wish my knee would stop hurting.

Granted, but your elbow starts hurting.

I wish I weren't this lazy.

Granted, but anyone else around you will be lazy, so you'll have no one to talk to.

I wish my elbow would stop hurting. ^^^

Granted, but it turns out to be an early sign of scurvy. Arrrgh!

I wish I never required sleep. : D

granted, but everyone else still does so you have very lonely nights

I wish my tute teacher didn't act like she was still a teenager

Granted, but she starts acting like Mrs. Crumplebottom.

I wish my sister didn't need the internet for her homework.

granted, but now you have to do all your homework by hand for the rest of the school year

I wish i knew what to wish for

Granted, but your wish backfires and you end up smelling like elephant dung for the rest of your life.

I wish that I didn't have to make my own wand for my Halloween party tomorrow.

Granted, but you get the wrong one.

I wish that I had better ideas for wishes.

granted, but even though you think the ideas are good everyone else thinks they are selfish

I wish i wasn't coughing my head off constantly at the moment

Granted but u cough your hand off (what?)

I wish I had a white cat.

granted, but you'll also end up having a red-and-green dodo bird.

I wish the weekend had something like 10 days. Or more.

Granted, but u get tortured for the last few days.

I wish it was Halloween already.

Granted but you are scared by ever trick or treat-or you see. Ahh!

I wish lifts/elevators were bigger and less horrifying and crazily scary. And orange and pink.

....granted....but they go REALLY slow.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but your head will hurt.

I wish I wasn't this angry.

Granted, but your happiness lasts for two minutes then something else makes you angry.

I wish my bookcase would stop falling over everytime I open the door.