"Now you got the frozen Cheshire cat smirk after you grabbed her ass."

Seems to happen often after a Sim gooses someone else, at least in my experience. It's a bit startling, in a sense.

"WHY do you want 10 children?! Can you feed all that without MYYYYY help?"

Depends. Will any of them be old enough to help feed their siblings by the time the last ones arrive? (The Smiths - Pollination Techician 9 and Jane - eventually had 19 children. The oldest child ended up bringing up four of his younger siblings alongside his own child, with the help of his wife).

Jane? Did he get a new wife?

"Ugh. I should have turned on birth control."

I head desked when I heard baby chimes after Agnes and Erik ACR woohooed. There are 7 Sims in the house and I don't have a mod to increase household size. Prudence and Simon are still living, Agnes and Erik have twin toddler girls, and Erik has a baby from an alien abduction. I cringed when I heard the baby chimes because the household is already driving me crazy with 7 sims. I hate large households.

"That's pretty creepy, some random stranger coming into the nursery and picking up the toddler"
He goes down to the fridge and feeds her.
"Oh. That's ok then. You're forgiven"

oh no you catch a cold kid ? oh well let's go inside before the child protection (or how you called that) one is coming to get you and take you away from your parents !
Mmmmm let's go jumping into a bed to get warm (not too warm though) (that's how i react when the child/children are almost freezing)

and ignore the comment right above me since i put it at the wrong comments here but i put the comment at the right topic but i think you might saw it

"Why did you not unplug the damn computer before thrusting in a metallic screw driver?!? Are you nuts?"

-Me, the first time my sim died from electrocution.

"Why would you WooHoo in the closet when your daughter is in the room?!!'

It wasn't even with his wife..

And why would anyone want to do it in a closet? And HOW?!

"DON'T GIVE YOUR DATE A NOOGIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."

"Considering she just rejected your autonomous caress do you really think 'smooch' is your best next move? Also her girlfriend is RIGHT BESIDE YOU. Okay whatever, have fun with that."

"Oh my god you're the worst person ever, I love you" - when a teen spent most of the outing pointing and laughing at her sisters for a. dancing and b. getting thrown off of the electro sphere, then threw a water balloon in the face of the guy she was chatting up and laughed as he burst into tears. Because mean though she is, it was the most entertaining outing I'd seen in ages.

i Always said that kind of that stuff when i get the massage the kid(s) get a cold (almost freezing)
but i need to keep an eye to them if they don't jump into a bed that much before they will almost burn and the child protection almost come to take the kids and take them away from their parents

i didn't knew what to do when the kids got a cold or warm when i was younger but now i have some experience with it so nothing could get bad anymore (or atleast not that much anymore )

and don't mind my poor english though since my english is f*cked up sometimes

That confused me for a while. I was wondering why the kids would get cold because you were having a massage. XD

well it's mostly because they have been longer outside in the snow
and sometimes because of the water balloon fight

idk if you play sims 2 but when the kids are almost freezing, you get the message (right above the sims one you play) that you need to do something about it or something (i don't remember it correctly though since it has been a while when i got that message on the sims family i played) or else the child protection is coming to get them and take the kid(s) with them (and of course to take them away from their parents)

Message, not massage.

hahahas I thought she MENT she was getting a massage, while the kid was playing outside in the cold ... or something.

i edited it



that's true but i typed massage by accident because i might typed a bit too fast
i type fast quite often and makes some mistakes i just don't Always notice it till later

Meant not ment

Why would I be hanging around the forum of a game I don't play? XD

"No, do not greet that hobo." I say to my sim who is outside, wanting to greet that slovenly NPC wearing his pajamas and a grimy flannel who is walking by.

"No, it's not weird at all that your fiancee and your mother look the same and basically share the same name."

- Me, about Rafael Goth's new fiancee Tina Traveler. One guess who his mom is.

"Well, what did you expect? Seriously!"

After Patrick Toyonaga put a TV dinner in the oven and went to bed. By the time he got back to it, there was thick black smoke pouring out of the oven and the food was charcoal. He stood there sighing and looking so disappointed that it was burned. Clearly not the brightest of pixels.

"Did you just fall out of love because your husband told you a bad joke?"

Said by me today:

"I TOLD YOU to potty train the FUCKING BABY. I did NOT tell you to go CHEER AT THE NEW BED."

"You petty BITCH."

Said when the game was booting up properly, but the screen was still screwed up.

"ARE YOU SINGING AGAIN? STOP SINGING! PLEASE!"

I let one of my Sims learn the sea chantey.

"Oh, I'm so glad you're not Family, I don't want you reproducing."

When a sim reached adulthood and his face was... unpleasant.

I am the opposite of my family and always play with free will off. There's always that 5 second period when you move someone into a new lot and can't control them though so a lot of the time they manage to do weird shit before I can turn it off.

"What's this? It's a PLANT, have you never seen a plant? Are you actually that stupid?"
"Birdwatch? Wait, are these exotic birds in the speech bubble?? But this is a temperate forest neighborhood??"

"Well, you're not slowing down anytime soon!"

Carlos Contender fulfilled his "woohoo 10 different Sims" want while on Twikkii Island. He immediately rolled up a want to woohoo with 20 sims.

I agree - that stuff gets real old real fast. One of the very first two mods I ever put in my game was Pescado's nowhatsthis, which stops them from EVER doing it again!
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/f...r=al%2Fhacks%2F

"you already have 9 kids,how do you have time to be pregnant again?!"

me when a fortune/GC sim had 9 kids and she was pregnant again...her husband wasn't family either it was ACR

What do you mean by "GC"?

griiled cheese

"Dude, did you just roll a want to ask someone on a date? YOU'RE ALREADY ON A DATE!"

Oh, ok. I always forget that's even a thing.

"This is a nice revenge."

One of the island natives that Carlos Contender dated showed up to leave a gift on his doorstep...and trap the Unsavory Charlatan:

For a sec I thought he was rubbing his eyes like he was crying.

"Parthogenesis party!"

When I opened a relationship panel to find most of the faces mixed up...

"...only in your over-tired imagination."

...after checking the other Sim on the lot's panel, which was completely standard-issue.

Don't leave us in suspense! What happened? Did he teleport off the lot or was he trapped on the porch for all sim-eternity?

He was trapped there for a few hours before I got fed up with his cackling and moveobject deleted him.

"Well, MAYBE you wouldn't get woken by crying babies every few minutes if you'd just sleep in your own room for a change. Ever think of that????"

Besides yelling at my sims for being stupid as there are so, so many great examples of in this thread, sometimes bad stuff happen and you'll find me sobbing "Oh no, I didn't mean for that to happen, oh no, I'm so sorry, I don't want you to be sad"

My sims going to exams in unsuitable clothing

WHY DID YOU GO TO YOUR EXAMS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT ALL THE BOYS TO LOOK AT YOU!

I mean, you haven't really gone to college unless you or someone you know has showed up to class in pajamas......but underwear?????

well they might get extra marks if the professor finds it nice

it might have been a PE exam and she left her kit at school

Don't you dare move ... Stand *censored* still! Stop moving your head. No, you are not doing that. Stop doing that!

I had a skirt for all ages I wanted to take pictures of, but I didn't have all ages in the current family. So I teleported in the missing ages from another family and discovered that removing free will didn't damn well work on them. DX

"That's oddly specific." Sophie Agnarsson rolled a want to earn $62,500. Exactly.

WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?! IT’S 2AM!

No. Don’t go in there.

Why didn’t I think of this cheat some before with this door there have been open since he died? I’ve been wanting to remove that door in forever...

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

Everything in my sim's house breaks. Seriously. Every time someone needs the toilet, it clogs. Every time someone uses the sinks, they break. Every bath results in a broken shower or bath pipe. A BRAND NEW TELEVISION broke three sim hours after I bought it.

I just don't understand...

Do you have the break inducer on? In the debug menu (shift-click) check to see if you can spawn the break suppressor. That should fix it.

"Um, well...you tried?"



Seriously, she was in bed. Then she got out of it, yelled at me about how exhausted she was, and collapsed on the floor.

Not while playing, but definitely caused by sims. The scene: Husband, a sysadmin, is playing Clash of Clans on an emulator on his desktop, while the three-year-old and six-year-old use him as a jungle gym. He's showing me how the game works, and suggesting I might enjoy and be good at it, and do I want to put the android emulator on my desktop?

Me: Honey, I have only eighteen gigabytes left free on my hard drive. I don't have room.
Husband: What! You have a five-hundred gig hard drive!
Me: Three-hundred, actually.
Husband: What did you put on there!
Me: Well, it's probably mostly sims custom content, because it's an old game, and websites go down, so it's important to horde content to help other people out if they have a computer crash or just discovered the game.
Husband: That makes sense. You need a bigger hard drive.
Me: Actually, I was wondering if we could just take a hard drive out of one of those old computers in our bedroom* and put it in my computer as a secondary. I don't need the zipped custom content on my main drive, after all.
Husband: Yes, we can do that. It'll be cheaper, anyway! So do you share content through EA's website?
Me: No . . . we have fan sites for that. EA doesn't maintain theirs anymore.
Husband: Oh. That makes sense. It is an old game.

*Sysadmin=hordes whole computers. Six XP and newer Windows boxes are sitting, I kid you not, on our bedroom floor. At least the 3.11, 95, 98, and Apple IIe made it to the storage unit!

I spend more time downloading stuff for this game than playing it...

When the characters show "multitasking" or emotion, although this should be the props of only the Sims 4...

"Sims 2, stop beating Sims 4! )))"

Because in the Sims 2 characters also show "multitasking" and the emotions of the characters are shown better, and one of the reasons why is so is the absence of the moodlets.

"I'm supposed to be sweeping right now."

If Paul becomes old in two rounds and still need 11 lovers before he die and marry 1 person and move to another lot... would I be able to do that even before he dies? I heard it is dangerous to move sims back to the bin to move them over to another ground
I should also create that subhood i have been wanting to create
Maybe I should stop playing before I exhaust my brain

Yes, you would. It's not a bad thing to move a sim to the family bin. What's bad is to move the house with the sims in it to the lot bin, which removes them from the neighborhood, breaks their character data, and generally messes things up.

Elders can do nearly everything adult sims can do, so there's no reason he can't get those last 11 lovers and marry and even father a child in the time that's left to him. If you have reason to fear he won't last the course you have a number of options open to you. He can drink Elixir of Life, the aspiration reward, any time he's in gold or platinum aspiration (which should be easy with all that dating he still has to do). You could turn aging off on his home lot. You can have him gain lovers when he's not playable, by having playable sims go after him. And that's not even using mods!

"Oops. That is why you don't play Sims 2 when you feel like crap."

Flamenco Caliente and Nighat Al Mahmoud graduated from college. I had meant to move them in with Nighat's parents after they graduated, but today I have been getting over a stomach bug and accidentally moved them into their own house instead of moving them in with her parents.

Nighat is an only child, and I usually tend to try to move them in with their parents after graduation. I forgot today in my haze of feeling like crap.

I know what to do don’t worry
It was more that i’m Sitting and planning and it cooks my brain

"Why would you want to do an assignment? You need a cleaning skill point before there would be any point in you doing an assignment."

//Should I really be sitting and playing sims in my classes//
(Religion is just boring as hell, so I might as well be playing sims)

"I think you're jumpin' the gun a little, Emil."
He had rolled one want for a relative to get married and one for a relative to get joined. I thought it was a bit early to think about his youngest son Michael getting joined, seeing as he was still a teenager. (His other two sons are both engaged to women, but Michael's got a steady boyfriend.) I realized later that he was probably thinking of his niece Ingrid, who's nearly a senior in uni.

"Looks like someone is going to need to cook soon."

In Victor Goth's household there are 7 Sims: Victor, Gretle, Frida, Caelum, Aaron, and the two toddlers. The adults and child age son have gone through all the left overs in the fridge, so next time someone that can cook is going to need to since all the leftovers are gone.

Or they can live on cereal

I find it easier to do left overs, especially for the big households.

"Oops, I suppose that had to happen sometime."

Simon Crumplebottom has max cooking skill from his job as a Scientist and a gold gardening badge. So the food he makes tends to be extra filling. Erik didn't stop eating the left over hot dogs after his hunger filled, and he became fat. I was talking about the high cooking skill/sparkly food combination making someone fat.

For big families, sometimes I have a Sim make several group meals - or they can just buy some cakes and such from the Jacquet's bakery if they're lazy - and then stuff them in the fridge as individual leftovers (with the Simply Leftovers mod).

Save up to buy a toy stove and teach the child at least 3 cooking points to make sure the muffins don't burn. Baking muffins in the stove costs no money and uses up no food points. The kid can make as many muffins as needed to feed the family.

"Yeah. You're definitely not a knowledge sim. Idiot." - said when my sim caught on fire during a thunderstorm because he decided to stand outside. In the rain. During a thunderstorm. Under a freaking tree.

"Well, that was a stupid thing to do." Peter Ottomas gave Tommy a bottle, and as soon as he'd finished it, picked him up, shook him upside down, then threw him in the air, with predictable results.

Ten Sim minutes later: "Again?"

And a few Sim minutes after that: "Peter, you might enjoy being covered in vomit, but I don't think you're going to get that woo-hoo with Samantha."

"olive you can be nice to people you do know? i mean without eventually killing them."

when olive specter is enemies with about nearly half of the megahood before i've gotten to her house

“So... how did I end up making whole Pleasantview into a modern countryside?”
//me realizing I have spent a whole day rebuilding Pleasantview.

"Er, um, get out of there now." When I noticed a just-turned-teenager girl sharing a hot tub with three older men.

I've had to yell at my Sims to "stop having sex" more often than I can count.

I love ACR, don't get me wrong, but sometimes they seem a little too WooHoo-crazed. I could change the settings but I find it pretty amusing, honestly.

"Oh boy, it's one of those days, isn't it?"

Holly Wood glitched out somehow and won't stop bringing flowers after her dream date with Maribel Montes. She also brought a pinball machine and a fountain.

Open a home business.

When did I install this?

Wait, is this song in the music folder?

I wonder what type of music my sims actually would love because pop music just doesn't go well for them, does it?

My Sims mostly listen to Reggae & College Rock. Or should I say, *I*. ahah!

"Yikes, you're dangerous. No wonder he left."

Solea Caliente (Tango Caliente's wife) went on vacation to Three Lakes and checked into the campground to stay there for a cheap vacation. She went over to the axe throwing area, and started throwing. The axes were landing pretty much everywhere except the target, and the local that had been throwing next to her left. I think the poor guy was getting concerned about getting hit by an axe since Solea was no where near the target, and some were landing behind her.

"Mortimer! You have three women on the go, leave that townie alone!"

When Mortimer decided to spend his time trying to pick up chicks at the local Cemetary instead of looking for ghosts.

"You have so many Mechanical points now, why are you still hitting the sink with a screwdriver?!"

"Right, no more games system for you, I'm sick and tired of hearing it"

"I wish I could get 560 for a broken computer" as I sell a Sim's broken one to buy a new one (he was too lazy to fix it).

My rent would be paid for 3 months! LOL

Let's start a broken computer business!

I wish my rent was that low...

"Sorry, Edwin, I need you to be more specific" -- when he rolled a want to "Buy <unnamed wantable object category 10113>" I just hope that doesn't mean corruption.

It rarely happens in my game, but it usually rolls away and never returns. On the other hand, I had similar wants more frequently due to a mod conflict during testing. I can't remember the specifics, but I recall something conflicting with Pescado's uni_ltw_sns.

I don't recall what the conflict that causes the <unnamed wantable> is, but I use squinge's version of the university LTWs instead of Pescado's, and I get the unnamed wantable (with various numbers) all the time. Aside from having to look up the want (10113 is green energy source - I see that want fairly often), I haven't had any problems from them.

Thanks, Sketching and stitching. This happened right after I'd installed a LTW mod (I can't remember whose, except that it wasn't Pescado's), so that must be it.

(To my mum) "Now she has a kitten, she's gotten over me killing her mum in front of her"

The issue with the unnamed want seems to be that the mod was not updated for Mansions and Gardens. I had Squinge's mod that reduced the requirements for LTWs (Marry of 3 kids instead of 6 etc) and kept getting the unnamed Wants issue. After I took it out, the unnamed want turned out to be things from Mansions and Gardens (Green Energy Sources etc.)

"Just F!@#$ing leave the toddlers in there until they pass out on their own!!!!!"

Me trying not to have a nervous breakdown trying to deal with four toddlers. Usually I have a system that works for the most part (One adult per baby and they're in charge of training them) but I'm not sure where I messed up and now they're all over the place!!!!! Their needs got out of wack and they wouldn't sleep in their cribs since one would start crying/complaining then would wake the others up. Its a vicious cycle!!

That's when I would resort to a one-time use of maxmotives.

Pets floor fencing around each crib--square of four tiles, two under crib, two in front of crib for the adult to stand in to open the crib.

In the sim world, you see, sound waves cannot cross an half-inch high barrier if it's found in the fence tab!

With Sunbee here - there is NO way I could raise tons of twins without that pet floor fencing.

Hit "random" and get a pop-up saying "twins are welcome in the family".
Said at first: "Twins? Fine!"
Then:"What? Quadruplets!?"

This is my first set since the triplets and quads mod is in my game.
I'm wondering how I'll deal with five babies (their cousin was born a few hours before) in my farming family.

"I hope the aliens are going to pay for the repairs to the roof."

One of my Sims got abducted by aliens despite the telescope being indoors. In the cutscene, she flew through the roof.

I hope you have a better experience than I do!

Now this is not fair. I spent so long on you guys. I downloaded mods, I download clothes and hair. I done everything for you. I even made you in CAS so you'd be beautiful and I'd never lose you again. Am I being so unfair in my expectations?

You idiot, your in the forest with Sunni's tree's and firewood benches. Of course your the woodcutter. See that. Tree's, and more trees, and tents. You chop trees. What's this sillyness about making toys. You've never seen a kid in your life, and your the old serious guy.

Sigh, and as for the clockmaker. You must have noticed that fancy clock I got from Raynus. You live in a hovel, your as broke as your toilet. What makes you think that you can make robots. Your supposed to be a clockmaker, not take over the world with a robot army.

I'm so angry with you both right now. (looks at crappy beds, crappy toilets, crappy shower) You best behave or ALL IS CONFISCATED AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CLEAN YOURSELF WITH YOUR TEARS.

ETA - Why has your sister bought curtains. There's not one single wall on the whole lot. These are the most stupidest sims I've ever met.

Fortunately, many types of roof in Sims 2 (the ones that don't require new supporting wall to be made) are free, so even careless aliens can pay for replacement roofs without too many anomalies on their expense accounts...

"It's too late at night for this crap. Seriously."

When you're about to pull your hair out because of CC bars and your Squire just sips his damn tankard and watches his elderly servant scream and streak (and yes I mean streak!) through the tavern.