Granted, but the wall will fall instead.

I wish I were more muscular.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish my hair would go back to it's natural colour.

Granted, but it will do so for only 5 minutes, then it'll turn green.

I wish I wasn't in my pants

Granted, but the pants you end up in are pink with flowers on them.

I wish I was going back to school tomorrow (I actually do. )

Granted, but school will be closed because of snow.
PS: The pants I wanna be in are actually pink :P

I wish a day had more than 24 hours.

Granted, but then there is only three hours of light and the other 100000000 hours are in the dark so you have to learn to sleep for ages otherwise it just feels strange.

I wish I lived in a different country.

Granted, but it'll be Romania

I wish I knew what came first: the chicken or the egg?

Granted but you forget instantly and spend your life trying to find out.

I wish it would rain so I don't have to go trick-or-treating tomorrow night (I'm a strange teenager...)

Granted, but instead it will snow.

I wish I had a Terminator.

Granted but it destroys your hat collection.

I wish I had some cheese.

I don't have a hat collection...

Granted, but it will stink like sh*t.

I wish I had four arms.

Granted, but two of them fall off.
*gives hat collection* you do now! :P

I wish I had a hat collection.

granted but it will make your bedroom explode

I wish no one could ever get sick

Granted, but then YOU would get sick.

I wish we hand out candy tomorrow. My sister is doing one of her "I'm the ruler of the house. Obey me." things again. XD

Granted, but that's the only food you'll have in your house from now on.

I wish my sim would age already :K

granted, but it skips all other ages and ages up to an elder, then dies from old age not long after

I wish time zones could at least be a bit more in sync (not all over the place i mean, like day light savings makes them)

Granted, but then everyone gets confused about the times.

I wish my mom wouldn't bug me about my taste in music.

Granted, but everyone else does.

I wish this wish wouldn't fail

granted, but then you realise you didn't put 'ever' at the end of the wish and it fails after a few minutes

I wish i had a better phone

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish I had permanently straight hair.

granted, but everyone thinks its ugly

I Wish my dad wasn't so thingie about me spending so much time on the computer

Granted, but the computer crashes

I wish the new Merlin episode was out already.

Granted, but it will su*k big time.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only an inch above the ground.

I wish I could write better.

Granted, but you write too well and noone appreciates it.

I wish my wisdom tooth stopped hurting.