While grabbing all of Fresh-Prince's vehicles:

"Do I need an ice-cream truck? Well, I'd better grab it anyways, just in case..."

are you even serious you stupid girl ?

you attack your sister because of your attitude (anger issues)
and she's done nothing to you so why attacking her ? everyone is watching you, you know (expect for the father )

edit: here's the picture from the fighting of 2 sisters

Do I need this many beddings?

Do I need this many floor and wall coverings?

Do I need this many plants?

And in the end, barely anything was cut out anyway.

"I have no clue what preceded this, but I'm not complaining."

Denise Jacquet and Dora Ottomas got into a brawl in the cheap diner in Emerald Heights. There's something just funny about watching two old ladies duke it out.

"All right, little bee, it is high time you got a bath...! Hold on, where did that filthy rug-rat go?"

So what household did I come to?

"I guess the game wants a day off."

The game crashed during loading. Then it crashed again on the neighbourhood screen. Then it crashed again during a wedding cutscene. Hopefully it works today.

@Gcgb53191
Well the farm needs an upgrade but I'm thankful for one-tile crib and the pets room divider (IIRC).
I popped in yesterday to play the family. 4 adults, a kid and 5 toddlers.

Emory the head of the household starts farming at 9 in the morning instead of 5.
Ismène the little girl starts farming at 5 in the morning (I feel bad for her but it's currently summer vacation).
The mothers and Lenny tried their best to take care of the toddlers (feeding them and bathing them at least). I think one of them is potty-trained.
I had to turn aging off because I also want to add the default Seasons crops in my game (done yesterday) and put the vegetables in crates. Not done yet.
Fortunately, the ghosts decided to stay quiet.

The fridge of some households is empty. Good thing I also have livestock farmers who also provide food the hood.


"What? One simoleon? Only one simoleon?" when Madeline married her 3-bolts fiancé (ex-hobby leader).
How come a NPC can move in with that amount of money?

"Phew!" when I hit "random" and Ayda gave birth to one baby.
I decide that I only will hit "random" if the sim is a twin and had up to two children.

"Wasn't you the local newspaper girl?" when I play Angéla's household.
I forgot she lost her job due to her bad grades. The NPC newspaper girl looks like her but I fixed it.
Clothilde Bureau-Lagrange will take over.

Lately it's just been "Quit sniffing the air!" "Please, quit sniffing the air..." "why are you looking that way?" because i'm doing makeovers and taking pictures of the Sims as I go along for my simblr

Oh, I know how frustrating is that. Apparently, it is called "basking in the sun". Here, have the solution someone introduced to me a couple of weeks ago.

http://modthesims.info/d/327040

Thank you! :lovestruc

"Is this hot potato or something?"

Two of my Sims are handing a newborn baby back and forth to each other.

Alia: *honest to god sputters in shock*

*continues to watch as Agnes from the local almshouse walks on to Robyn Carew's property and asks for a classic dance*

*drops head in hands as the two start dancing* Beverly, I am so sorry, but it looks like you still aren't getting married. It's really far past time to get my barracks up. Maybe we'll find you a husband then.

Tries to play the sims 2 and "Unspecified Error" message appears.

"Ugh. Lame."

...So there is a burglar training on my lot ._.

//said to a friend as I forgot I left the household while they had their burglar friend by.

are you even serious game? i only have twins, sometimes even triplets or quads (and before you ask: yes i have the hack called triplets and quads hacks or however it's called and i have the random one) and i'm aware that you could change it all by clicking on adjust and all so don't literally answer this

it's just something that needs to be said in my game :P

"Well.....ooops"

-when your Sim finishes a novel and you have no idea anymore what they were writing and you just name it after the raunchy lyrics of a song you were listening to while playing and the novel turns out to be a Children's Book.

I wish the game would let you title the novel at the same time you pick the subjects.

"Why would you go in the hot tub when it's storming out? She JUST got struck by lighting. I don't even feel bad you did too." - after Kristen Loste got struck by lighting in the hot tub, Chloe and Lola Curious decided to follow suit.

That's why I'm writing the title in their bio.

Dear Game, I don't know whether to love or hate you for giving my townies names such as:
- King Bun
- Butch Bruto (so scary!)
- Kim Kim
- Don Draper
- Amon Fyre

Edit: However, I definitely dislike how you randomized all of my batch-created children to wear that night cap! Well, this is what I get for letting the game make them.

boy are you even serious? both their parents can't take care of their children, they all needs to learn how to talk to walk and even to learn how you could go to the toilet
but the last part is hard :O dammit

(i also asked to myself why they aren't to many choice's to select the TV other then watching TV but it turned out it was the larger family one who gave less choice's while selecting a TV and i had that before, expect it was from a inteenimater hack and when i had that hack you didn't had too much choice on an other sim or to the sims you are playing at so i try to avoid these 2 hacks i maked a list what might caused that i didn't had too much choice to select the TV one, i deleted the hacks that is packed carefully and when the hack one like: triplets & quads wasn't the cause of this problem i crossed it out and i kept looking for the hack what might caused this problem that i didn't had that much choice to select the TV one till i found it out which hack it was and scrolled it and i crossed the other hacks it didn't got deleted at all, and it was fixed thank god, i avoid these 2 hacks by now)

by the way i put the hacks and cc's stuff on disable/off before deleting the packs, i have much experience from the sims 2 since i play it for like almost 9 years by now
i first played the sims 2 to my sister's house when she wanted to play sims 2 with me, i didn't understand a thing at first, i didn't even knew cheatcodes exist back by then.
i didn't knew how to try for a child in bed or to anything else till i was a bit older
i didn't even knew cc's stuff and hacks stuff existed on internet (i found the cc's stuff out when i was like 13,5 and the hack since i was like 15 or 16 )

i might say a bit too much in here but i guess everyone get that i didn't understand a thing about or on the sims 2 at the start since everyone has that

(now i understand a lot of this sims 2 stuff, i even found out how to make a house since i exercised a lot till i got that on my own when i was like 15 but i Always forgot the roof one when building on my own at the start since i didn't knew where the roof one went )

"Has it crashed?"
...
"Yeah, it crashed"

Seems to be a normal one for me at the moment while troubleshooting bad CC

"Well, I guess that worked." - The game crashed when I hit the exit button. This is why I save first.

and i click the cc's stuff and the hack both on disable/off before deleting all of that
i remember from a couple of years ago i deleted the stuff unsafely because i still had the cc's and hack stuff on.

one day my dad was starting the game up and asked me what that kind of stuff was with a hack on it and i had to lie to him that i didn't knew about the hack stuff on (ik my english is so f*cked up sometimes)
so my dad put the hack off and it worked so i found my way to delete the hack stuff safely without even crashing the sims (and so has the cc's stuff )
i pay more attention to this kind of stuff now when it comes to delete stuff (i start the game 9 of the 10 times up to make sure i don't see any strange stuff in my game before deleting the hacks and/or cc's stuff's)

it's all thanks to my father or else i wouldn't find a way with how to delete the stuff safely by now

"Who the hell are you?!"

"Where on Earth did I get that thing?!"

"ALL RIGHT THEN." - Me when I realized that the rain had stopped and half the backyard was now on fire.

“Why did you do that?” Is properly themost commonly asked question to the game I ever say

"Well, that's not normal..." When HCDU spat out a report for 87 ( ) conflicts. I just installed a huge compilation of converted CS stuff, and...well, it turns out I had quite a bit of that already, and Clean Installer stubbornly refused to tell me!

are you serious thunder? it hit the sims and now the sims have to take a shower because of you, you stupid thunder!

"What's that doing there?"

This was prompted by the following sequence:

- Had my once-every-few-months "time to change the custom content around" moods
- Took out some content and replaced it with some other content
- Forgot to check the status of one particularly complicated commercial lot
- Sent a couple to the lot
- Couple got annoyed because some object (I can't even remember what it was!) had turned into a Greek pottery sculpture and was blocking the single-tile-wide staircase into the venue (the thin staircase was deliberate due to lot theming; the pottery blockage emphatically was not!)

"Stop with the radio..."
"I hope nobody is wherever you're pointing that telescope..."
"Those are stairs, they're not that hard. Get the baby already."
"For the love of.... it's 2AM! What are you doing? Can I put you back to sleep?....Of course not"
"Oh great, just great, third time being abducted this week. Maybe if you lay low with the telescope..."
"Nice! Your arm is stuck now! Good on ya for playing chess the entire day"
"Vampire with a day job, what was I thinking?"
"Everyone is miserable, nobody has friends, the mother is hungry and tired, I lost the father and, of course, the game gives me twins."

This last one comes because now I'm playing with the base game and Nightlife, so if you lose the school bus or work's car, you can't walk to the destination and you lose the day:

"Really? REALLY?! This is not a feature in the base game?! Well then, I guess I'll call and say I'm sick. Free day I guess....please don't lose the job...."

It was the first (or possibly second) time I played Capp Manor. Juliette had invited Romeo over. But Tybalt was making his obnoxious presence felt, wanting to fight with everyone and generally cause trouble. But, mixed-up kid that he was, her also wanted a friend. So I said to him,

"There's Romeo. Make friends with him!"

Well, Tybalt did just that, though it took poor Romeo a while to get used to the idea of a Tybalt who wanted to be friends! But. . . It was the beginning of the healing of the rift between the two old families. Today Tybalt and Romeo are long-established best friends, who wouldn't dream of fighting each other. A game of "Punch You Punch Me" is as violent as it's ever likely to get between them. More likely they'll play Red Hands.

me while playing sims 2: Mmmmmmmm what should i build for the house
then after a while i know what i'm building for a house, and i Always hope it turns out good

I think you mean lightning. Thunder is the sound it makes.

*leans back* *takes a good look at Keith and Marsha, cuddling in the hot tub*

"Damn, you two are going to make GORGEOUS children."

*proceeds to have them woohoo* *smiles as I hear the lullaby*

oh yes i mean something like that
thanks for the reminding

“ Fucking GILBERT. “

I have Bluewater Village as a main hood, and I decided to launch it on my new computer (aka my parents old one.) It crashed during loading.

...I blame Gilbert.

Do I really need 200 more pairs of glasses?

Oh, my gosh, some of them are layerable! (proceeds to put 15 glasses on 1 sim)

When I got my new prescription a few months ago, I had on my new glasses and then absentmindedly tried to put on my old pair (sitting on my desk) over them...

Hahaha, same here. I'd fallen asleep on my desk with a new pair and wore the old one without noticing until I reached the building entrance and the guard asked me why I had two glasses.

And there are those times when you reach up for glasses that aren't there, or bathe with them because you forgot to take them off...

I'm so nearsighted that I have to ask my mother to clean my glasses because I can't see them well enough to do so.

"What are you doing? Get out of the bloody way!" to a male Sim just standing facing the toilet, while his son stomps his foot cos he can't use it.

"Well, that's an interesting choice of outerwear."

All four members of the Bachelors household in Emerald Height somehow spawned into historical-looking outerwear that was included with a custom career. I guess I should untownify it or something.

"Huh. Why are you taking out the thrash on your own? You are usually sloppier than pigs." *queues something else* "Well, after that... No, do not drop the trash on the ground, if you start something then finish it you dirty- Oh, COME ON! The trash can was three steps away!"

Sometimes I forget that my orders are priority over free will.

One of my Sims tried to tip the maid as she was taking the trash out. She threw it on the floor to accept the tip.

"Okay it's weird seeing so few sims here."
After a long time playing a dorm of 8-9 sims, it was strange looking at the sidebar after it went down to five, when three graduated and one of those took her baby back to the neighborhood with her.

"And Olivia was just carried off by the fairies. That's...a little unsettling."
When Julia took her newborn daughter back to the main 'hood, instead of carrying her out to the taxi like I wasn't really expecting her to but thought it would be cool if she would do, she just got in the taxi by herself and Olivia vanished.

"I missed you, you petty bitch." I finally fixed my game, and Cocoa, the Absolute Madwoman, threw a drink in her date's face about 5 minutes in.

"No, wait, come back!"

Andy King invited over his boyfriend, Jason Cleveland, to check out his new Corvette. I thought that if he invited Jason to sit in the car first, they could both 'take a spin' together. Instead, Jason got out of the car and Andy drove off without him!

"ALICE??"

Two of my YA sims who I had planned to get paired off with different people ended up making out in the first hour. Nice.

Update: It was ACR. Of COURSE.

"Those were beautiful vows. 'Eebson...Eebson.' 'Mafeesha.' "

"Andy, you're an ass." He turned off the radio twice while other Sims were dancing to it.

"Dave, you're an ass too." Ditto.

"I can't win! I can't fucking win."

I kept trying to mess with a sim's zodiac sign to make it so he wasn't attracted to someone I just wanted him to have a platonic friendship with and then that zodiac sign made him have another bar of attraction to her.

"Welp, time to restore from backup again." Technical problems. Only lost one rotation though.

"STOP IT YOU HAVE CLASS TO GO TO."

I tabbed over to one of my sims to see if he was peeing and he was woohooing with his girlfriend again.

"Not my smartest idea, that." I figured out how to fiddle with autonomy and thought it'd be fun if Sims could autonomously use Monique's computer to order a pizza if they were hungry. I guess I messed up the advertising or something because if their hunger was even slightly yellow all they would do was constantly order pizzas.

"THANKS, I HATE IT."

My college sim got pregnant (edit to add, i had the risky chance set at about 1%) because her and her boyfriend were woohooing on a date to fufill wants.

I think ACR is my mortal enemy.

Bonus thing I said because I can't bump: "NO, GO AWAY."

Don called for one of my sims again. I dislike that man.

"Oh god, you're kissing his teeth."

Sim's expression got stuck in a weird grin when he was making out with his romantic interest.

"I don't want this gravestone on my lot so I'm going to go ahead and delete it."

"Oh my llamas, why can't I resurrect this sim anymore?!"

~ Me and my ts2 early days. :D.................

"How the hell does that even work?" I added a handful of mods to the game, and every lot crashed when loading (a generic access violation error). I removed each of the mods one-by-one and the one causing the crash was...a custom food.

"...I do not even want to know what this file is, or why I downloaded it, but I hope the "creator" burns in hell."

My game was crashing terribly, so I had to resort to the 50/50 method. The problem was a file named something like "uuuuhhsukaskdjkjakuuuu - MESH".

Ouch....must be part of that bundle named idonnutheheckimdoingandwhy4immasharingDis.package.

I remember once I put in some lovely toddler gowns, but when I started the game up it ran super slow and stutttered badly. Took the gowns out since they were the only thing I'd put in since the last play session and it worked fine. Added more CC later and it still worked fine, so it wasn't a case of hitting some unseen limit.

The Sims 2 is by far the touchiest game I've ever played.

"Stop spinning!" Caused by unhelpful responses to a fire.
"Did you try to steal the chickens?"
"What have you done?" While I can think of multiple reasons that a nightmarish maybe-imaginary not-at-all-friendly demon would upset Mrs Crumplebottom, I have no idea what he actually did. Could have been anything from running around in his lacy undies to pleasuring himself in public!
"Hey, that works!"

"Uh-oh--" I saw Rod Humble on a community lot and panicked for a few moments. Then I remembered I'd made a clone of him as a townie.

"I-I don't like that."

Don rolled a want to be friends with my lesbian sim who he's swooned over before. I feel FEAR.

I have a lot of fun with the game but I'm always complaining lol.

''Oh jesus, stop'' When they do that weird smile on CAS.
''I wish I could reach inside and slap you in the face'' All the time everytime a sim does something dumb, and I'm sorry for having violent thoughts lol.
''Oh my god where is that coming from'' When I hear flies buzzing but can't find the dirty plate.
''Why are you sleeping in the couch instead of your bed? you know what I don't even care''
''Don't be so ridiculous'' When a teen sim gags and feels disgust over seeing their parents hug or show MINIMAL affection to eachother lol.
''There's food right there'' When the dog moans for food even tho there's a plate with food in front of it lol
''Don't eat that! it's rotten you idiot, you're gonna get sick''
''Screw you, I made you look good'' When a sim gags and wants to puke after I change their appearance in a mirror.
''Why the hell would you run outside in your underwear to play in a puddle''
''Wow that just looks really mean'' When every family member of a sim gathers around them when they're practicing the piano for the first time and act like their ears are bleeding, it was weird to see. Like what, so unsupportive.

@Stephaniexo - you might like this http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=409975

"Cameron, have you any idea what you're letting yourself in for?"

Cameron Morgan (Pleasure), intensely shy and very green, has just finished a dream date with his neighbour Pamela Hunt (Romance) on his very first day.
"Pamela eats boys like you for breakfast."

I brought them together thinking that, with Pescado's Romance Mod, Romance and Pleasure Sims often enjoy open relationships with each other. But, I hadn't looked at Cameron's personality: with no Outgoing points at all, he's three points short of the minimum (Outgoing plus Playful plus Nice) needed to accept an open relationship. When he was still in the Family Bin with the rest of his family, Pamela had brought him home from school with her. So they were already friends when he moved in, and he invited her round for lunch. Pamela's parents, Emily and Horace, were both in the Morgans' Welcome Wagon party.

Pamela is the daughter of two Romance Sims, both of them bisexual and with a voracious appetite for woohoo. Pamela would really like to live like her parents, but when I checked her panel, I see Cameron is actually her first love (though she already has a locked want for a second lover). Like Cameron, she has 7 Nice points, so I think she should be capable of feeling empathy for him. After all she says she loves him, and I think most of my Sims (even Romance ones) understand that there's more to love than just lust. So I think I'll have a word with her and ask her to be gentle with him. I wondered what attracted her to him. She says, "He's cute! And he's so goofy when he flirts with me." She added, "I'm not a monster. I won't eat him!"

Romance sims having to have a lot of lovers to stay happy is a myth. As long as their one lover is prepared to woohoo anytime, anyplace, then you can keep them in high aspiration and just ignore the occasional threesome wants.

^This, with me, the philandering Romance Sim who cheats on their spouse behind their back is basically non-existent unless I want it for a storyline. They are either happily monogamous, constantly sexing up their significant other (like my version Bella) or they are married to another Romance sim and exist in a glorious open relationship free love-clump with other Romance sims thanks to the Romance mod (like my version of Bella's parents)

Sure they sometimes get wishes to flirt with other Sims, but if you don't follow them, those wishes disappear again without any problems, it's only once you open the floodgates by getting them multiple lovers that they will suddenly wish to whoohoo with 15 different Sims and Make Out with 20 You know, give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

"Who's gonna tell her...?"

My Bella Goth rolled a want to have a baby about 2 days before aging into elder.

Bella, ring the Social Work Department and see if they'll let you adopt a baby. (Now I'm talking to alljoj's Sims!)

Actually I think I have both kinds of Romance Sims in my game. I've got Joel Ferguson in New Desconia with 31 concurrent lovers and counting. And of course I've got Gloria and her boyfriend Garry who been faithful to each other for years now. I say "boyfriend", but I'm behind the times. I should say "fiancé" now: Gloria proposed to him at New Year and he accepted! Gloria has woohoo with Garry almost every day, sometimes twice a day. At one time she had a fear of him rejecting her invitation, so she and Andrew worked out a routine that they've stuck to ever since. Gloria doesn't phone Garry herself -- Andrew phones him. He probably says, "Mum needs woohoo. Can you come round?" I don't think Andrew is really fazed by knowing that his mum enjoys woohoo. She's told him that he's the result of the best woohoo she ever had in her life! Another thing that Gloria does to keep her aspiration up. She often has wants to make friends with teens that Andrew brings home. Fulfilling these wants, helps to keep her in platinum. All in all, she one of my happiest Sims, without ever yielding to silly temptations to woohoo with multiple lovers.

It's just that teenage Pamela had planned to model herself more on Joel than on Gloria. She's just young, and I believe that even Gloria had a bit of a wild time in her teens. (I mean, where did Andrew come from?) But, if she's not going to hurt her rather vulnerable young boyfriend, I fear Pamela is going to have to modify her plans.

@AndrewGloria - that doesn't work unless you have twojeff's mod that makes having a baby and adopting the same thing. I forgot the name of it though.

As for romance Sims, Peter Ottomas has been seen to actually reject flirts from other Sims. This was before I gave him a family secondary.

I think I do have that mod. I have lots of gays in my game, and I don't do male pregnancy, so adoption is the only way they'll get children. Of course I have no idea whether alljoj has that mod or not! But Bella can get a baby that way, even if it doesn't fulfil her want.

Yes, Romance Sims will reject flirts, especially if they don't like you. They're not a total pushover -- they have some pride. I've even seen Romance Sims with 9 or 10 Nice points start fighting if they didn't like the other Sim's initial approach! The punishment for that in New Desconia is to be made to lie together in a christianlov Easy-Bed, and have to kiss and cuddle each other with the 2 founders watching. The rule there is "Make Love, Not War!"

A bit cruel to make people who don't like each other kiss and cuddle lol.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOOING?"
"I think I'm committing a sin by watching this."

Two of my sims (who aren't being controlled at the moment) were woohooing on a couch in the apartment's public space with that one ACR interactions. It's been 4 hours. Help.

A few days after I installed ACR, Goopy GilsCarbo and another townie decided to woohoo, fully naked, on a bench in a public playground.

Could have been worse, I had Julian Cooke and a random townie woohoo naked in a church and graveyard.

"ALICE PLEASE. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, ALICE. GET PROMOTED, PLEASE FREE ME." [While laugh-crying.]

My sim goes to work in a really bizarre outfit.

Show business or something right?
This career has the most disturbing dialogue, and I won't give more details.

Show business, I think. One of the lower-level jobs is a commercial actor.

Yeah, she's in show business. Luckily, she got promoted that day, but I'm on an apartment lot and their neighbors had to look at her going to work in that every day for a week.

Should've played her household first.

I didn't notice until I was incredibly invested into the current family.

When the game first came out, before my sims all had mobile phones, my husband would get all play-cranky about the phones in the game just ringing for ages before my sims could get to them, and he'd half-jokingly shout, "Somebody answer that phone!" Then my sims started reproducing, and the crying began. Then it was, "Somebody answer that baby!"

For about a dozen years now we've continued to say that whenever there's crying, drilling, a nearby train -- whenever there's some loud, annoying noise in our lives that will not stop. "Somebody answer that baby!"



Haha! That terrible outfit is the #1 reason I've been habitually placing little dressers in my sims' living rooms for years. Dumb fry guy head, and you gotta walk all the way upstairs to the other end of the house to change? No. Ditch that noise at the front door. >_<

Christianlov's Gussy Up plugin includes a menu to let Sims change their clothes wherever they are. Even to naked.

Even better, The sim blender. Gussy-up is missing the Outerwear category.

Yeah I hate that commercial actor outfit so much I tried to find a default replacement but without luck.

If I'm not mistaken, the fries will actually clip through the top of the carpool car.

That's the trouble witha few of the worst outfits, there's just no good defaults for them

Particularly a costume that's only used for a Commercial Actor could be replaced with anything, since I'm pretty sure people who act in commercials get put into the clothes they are meant to wear in the spot at the set and wouldn't even be allowed to go home in them...

Edit: Might have found the reason; the outfit is listed as "aubodycommercialmascot" in the default database, doesn't that mean the same mesh and textures are used for male and female Sims? That might cause difficulties with replacing it.

Yep..I checked in SimPE for the hat(hair) they wear, and it is also a auHair. So for both genders.

Would we be able to link the uniform for the commerical actor to a different outfit?

Pretty sure the answer is yes. since when making custom careers, you can link an outfit to it, a carpool car as well. Don't look at me, I never did this.

It's not the only one. XD

"I don't think this go down well at work"."
My sim decided to to her toddler to work with her.
"Well this is awkward."
My sim has two lovers and rolled wanting to get engaged to one and get married to the other.

"Coming out of the closet, perhaps?"

I installed simler90's Outfit Sense and I'm loving it so far. But it's really amusing to see a randomly generated townie who could best be described as a dudebro wearing a bright pink tuxedo.

"Awww" Two Sims met for the first time and had a 3-bolt attraction for each other.
"What the hell? You don't even need a bath!" to a Sim casually cleaning herself while 2 desperately stinky family members are waiting.
"Oh shit!" at the disappearance of a student Sim from the dorm. Eventually I found her urn beside the bed, the second fatality of the dreaded new flu.