Granted, but then it gets smashed out in a fight.

I wish I could draw.

Granted, but you can only draw obscene things for the rest of your life.

I wish I weren't hungry.

Granted, but you'll be thirsty instead.

I wish I knew French like I used to.

Granted, but you only know swear words without knowing that they are.

I wish my sis in-law kitten, Patches, wasn't so clumsy...

granted, but now every other kitten you ever see will become clumsy

I wish it wasn't my brothers birthday today

Granted, but it is now your mother's birthday and you're having the exact same celebrations.

I wish this year was over.

granted, but more years skipped and you are now 99 years old and about to die of old age

I wish my in-game screenshot's filesize wasn't so HUGE!

Granted but is too small now( there should be resize option by the way in settings)

I wish I wore socks today, My feet are sore..

Granted but your feet are still sore.

I wish I had a wish.

mkaay but it will lead you to jail...

I wish my hands were bigger a lil

...ok but your feet go REALLY small

I wish no one spoilt this wish

Granted.. but tomorrow u will wake up bald :P

I wish I could think of something now !!!

Granted, but then we spoil it :P

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted but you can't play notes from paper

I wish Patches would stop bitting wires...

Granted, but he'll bite YOU!

I wish I had a few extra bucks (well, RON, actually. RON = Romanian national currency)

Granted, but you spend it on rubbish.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but then you have to go on the weekend.

I wish I didn't have a massive essay looming over me for which I have no motivation to write.

Granted, but instead you have to write five shorter essays which you have no motivation to write.

I wish today was a public holiday like tomorrow is.

Granted, but tomorrow won't be one.

I wish my mom would realize that Sunday is the day you RELAX on, not work.

granted, but now everyone except your mum thinks sunday is the day you work on

I wish i could be bothered to do all the stuff i should do today

Vlad: He bites me as it is

Granted, but you won't have any free time.

I wish I had sims 3 D:

Granted, but you hate it. (Thought you did?)

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you'll have to eat all the time instead.

I wish I could buy more weights. Like right now!

Granted but they fall on your head.

I wish I had some cheese

Granted, but it will fall on your head (?)

I wish I knew what to wish for, so that no one could ruin my wish.