Family Sims want a bunch of kids but they don't seem to care about them once they have them. There are a lot of Knowledge Sim/Family Sim pairings in my game and even though most of the time the Knowledge Sim didn't roll a want for the child, they seem to take better care of them once they have them.

Oh look! She is begging for money .. (last Tuesday)

"Ha! Never going back to the Sims 3!" (after discovering the 'Dirty Joke' thing)
"GOD DAMN I HATE THIS ROOF!" (because I can't figure out how to build a roof without it going into the rooms)

Make sure you're on the right level. If it's going into the rooms then you probably need to be one up.

Before my days of MTS:

"SIT. DOWN. WITH. THAT. PUNCH. DON'T. STAND. THERE."
"Get back here."
"No babies for you. Build skills!"
"SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP"
"Go away. I can find a mate myself, gypsy."
"I don't want to join the silly Gardening Club"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DIDN'T SAVE!"
"Hurry up and (have a) birthday/die/child cos I NEED to go to the 'hood!"
"Thought I killed you off."
"HIT HIM BACK"
"Argggghhhhh....."
"Oh sweet Agnes CrumpleBottom. Why don't you stay for a spot of....POISONED TEA?!"
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"ANACONDA!"

Here are some of my quotes...

"Stop kissing that sponge mop and WooHoo with the maid already!!"
"Dude, stop complaining that the chair's occupied when you're standing right next to it!!! Use your eyes!"
"Oh, will you stop blocking the doorway already? That's a fire hazard, you know!"
"Stop hiking up all those flights of stairs to your apartment just to put your homework down! Just put it on the sidewalk and I'll use my Hand of God to move it up for you."
"Ooh, a teenager just PWNED an adult in a fight."
"I really hate it when you turn on the stereo, then turn on the TV, then go and play computer games. Do you idiots not know what 'Saving Electricity' means??"
"Looks like making out in front of Mrs. CrumpleButt was a bad idea..."
"Stop sitting down and staring at the wall! You can sit down and watch TV. Multi-task!"
"This house looks great, but it's missing just one little thing... I know! *selects Sim* Put those toaster pastries in the oven! Now just go outside and... yes, ignore the stove. Lovely day, eh? Hmm, smells kinda... smoky. Why don't you go back inside? Yes, have fun!"
"That Garden Club idiot is starting to get really annoying.... *goes to FFS Lot Debugger and Smites the annoying Sim*"
"You don't NEED to get up to fart, dammit! I fart in my chair all the time, and nothing bad happened. Except for sheer embarrassment, but it's even more embarrassing if you stand up to do it!"
"Think I'll watch Simlish TV with you guys."
"You've just wasted 30 Sim minutes of your life announcing to the world that you've returned home from work."
"You look really stupid cheering about your A+ on the street while your parents are fighting upstairs."
"*when kids play Cops and Robbers* This doesn't really look like C&R. Looks more like "Guns and Ninjas!" Cause you can dodge bullets even when the gun's pointed directly at you."
"*when Sims panic around a fire* I could watch this crazy dance all day. In fact, I might just record a video of myself doing it IRL!"
"Isn't this the same house that LGR moved into in his LGR Plays video?"
"I love how half the party is doing the slap dance, the other half the hula. And you're just standing there awkwardly dancing the smustle."
"Well, landlord, you said you were throwing a building party, called for a pizza, placed the box in MY apartment, and none of my neighbors ever left their homes. You sure do suck at throwing parties when there is no party."

Just relaxing after long hours of house building and getting a family settled in. Saved game, exited and watching TV on the PC while enjoying some home made fudge. Suddenly . . OMG! The pregnancy music!! Huh?!? What?!? Damn washer dryer commercial with the same little chime sounds . . .

"What are you doing? I told you to go there, you idiot! Do as you're told!"
"Don't go to the toddler! He's already being dealt with!"
"The baby just went to sleep you idiot! Don't wake him up!"
"You stupid nanny. How many bottles are you going to fetch before you allow the kid to drink, before putting him in the cot???!" (I hate nannies - they're useless and pee everywhere.)

Recently I've been trying to get my one lady a husband, but the one eligible bachelor keeps rejecting her advances, so...
"LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?"

Thought this was going to happen reloaded up my save perfectly fine.

Oh lord. There are so many things I said. lol.

"OH MY FRUKing (colorful here ] GOD!! GET TO YOUR FINAL AND STOP LISTING TO THE DAMN LLAMA CHEER!!"

"YES!! YES!! FIGHT FIGHT YOU IDIOTS!!"

"Stop looking at the damn towel and buy food for your family"

"STOP watching the damn fights and do your homework or term paper"

"UGH!! TWINS AGAIN!! {set number two.. ]"

"WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE GUY WHO IS DOING HIS OWN HOMEWORK!!"

And my favorite. {Its offical ... these kids was raise by wolf!}

:D

Are you calling yourself a wolf?

"Nooooo! Not the pregnant lady!" (As a cold spreads like wildfire through a wedding party.)

"NO STOP TRYING TO FEED THE BABY! ALL OF YOU! STOP IT!"
No seriously, the babys hunger goes sliiiightly down and it's suddenly surrounded by grandparents, parents, older siblings, all trying to pick it up and feed it.

That's why I have a no baby/toddler swarming mod, so not every single Sim is trying to feed the baby at once. Its annoying that they try to feed the baby every five minutes, but it takes an act of God to get them to feed a toddler.

"Knock it off" was said last night. Cornelia Crumplebottom and Gunther Goth are currently sharing a dorm, and for some reason of their dorm mates keeps trying to poke Cornelia.

"What is your problem!?!" and "What exactly do you think you're doing??" happen pretty often, since my Sims seem to love coming up with ridiculous routing issues with no explanation... I get tired of seeing Sims standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF SOMETHING, and waving their arms around like a moron because they can't figure out how to get to it... often for no reason whatsoever. I've also had to put fences in strange places, just so Sims will take the direct, 10-tile route to somewhere, instead of the 100+ tile route circling the ENTIRE LOT that they seem to want to take... It's almost like Sims aren't actually intelligent, isn't it?

I've shouted "NOOO! don't die! stop! oh no! oh crap!", "Do you seriously want another bottle? your eating far too much!", "Stop pooping your diaper!", "Please stop playing with with the toilet your going to get sick!", "Your an adult now! even if i have the game on auto you STILL don't go to the toilet yourself and just pee on the floor! seriously!" lmao.

Why is she blonde? No one in her family is blonde...

No, not him, he doesn't fit the look of your family.

Its not inccest if they don't show up on the family panel.

Don't go to class, idiot, you're a vampire, you'll burn! Do it online tonight!

Judging by her kid, that is NOT her natural hair colour..

Everyone, put the baby down. Back away from the baby...

What mod is that?

TwoJeff's No Baby/Toddler Swarming: http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=10.0

I have a baby boom in the Beginning of Pleasantview hood, so I'm muttering "get your butt down there and change his/her diaper NOW!" a lot right now.

"Why are you trying to cheat on your super pregnant wife?"
"....Oh."
"Well I'm sorry I arranged your marriage with someone you have negative chemistry. That doesn't give you the right to cheat."
"I just heard chimes. WHY. Did I just hear chimes?"
"Gavin you dumb a--.Now you've got triplets with the mistress and quadruplets with the missus AND two twins at home. I hate you."
"Yeah I'm sure it's mutual too."
"If you stink, take a shower. It's your own damn fault."

Talking with Legacy founder jerk face.

Haha i never like my sims cheating ether as id have to turn the options to manual to stop them getting caught but i can't be bothered doing every single thing for them, i just hope when i create my own sim and hook her up with a sim made of Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries he won't cheat on me as i know his asperation is Romance. Maybe not such a good match for my sim lol but it's worth a shot ^_^.

*With a lot of disgust* "Oh, you're kidding me." When Trisha Traveller runs to the bathroom with morning sickness after one woohoo with Trent while on birth control.

"Ouch, ow,ow" I'm now playing the cleaned Pleasantview and got Bella and Mortimer re-married. Bella wanted to go on vacation, and got her hand clamped by a crab while looking for seashells.