"Good God, do you have to puke in every toilet in the house?"
Gabriel's morning sickness had him running up to the third floor from the first floor to vomit--and then running down to the second floor to vomit again.

I found a crazy routing idea thanks to "move away from fridge" - Samantha Ottomas gets bottle from fridge to feed baby Prudence, only to walk (I kid you not) from the kitchen, through the garage, round the side of the house, up the front steps, through said front and through the study... all to stand three tiles away from where she started! Peter Ottomas did the same trick with baby Gertrude!
I wouldn't mind, but there was NO ONE in the way!

Selly facepalms at that one

No. Throwing a perfectly good plate of food is though, and not just roommates do it.
We need a mod for this.

"You got them all pregnant?!" Said when I was playing Aileen Landing and saw that Dina,Nina and Katrina were all pregnant with Don's kids.

So the only reason you wanted your dog to get a job was so that you could then quit your job and let the dog support you?

"Really, Lila, it's been like two minutes!"
Lila's husband Doyle just passed away from old age. The hula zombies had hardly danced out of sight before she'd rolled a want to fall in love.

She's just lonely and doesn't know how she'll manage all by herself.

Well lucky for her she's probably joining him tomorrow. Her bar's at the very end.

Clever Sim. Wouldn't we all like that?

"Get out of the way, you stupid, stupid dog!" Or "There's food down, STOP telling me how friggin' hungry you are!"

I was actually a lot more colourful in the language (my Gaming Tourettes has come out in full flow) than the above, but it's not easy when it's a small trailer-type house, 6 dogs and a sim trying to keep them all alive and clean! Especially when one of those six is finicky...

Yes, I put Cyd and Porthos into a house they could afford outright, added in the Crittur family (I like to cause trouble for Cyd, but he's dog-mad, so it's not too hairy... wrong choice of words!)... but there wasn't, and isn't, much space to move when all of them decide to block each other!

"what is this house a brothel?!"

"what are you? the local town bike?"

me when i visit households such as the caliente and lothario.

Tyral Patel just turned into a teen so I tried to find him a girlfriend. His turn on his black hair and make-up. So knowing two sims who wore make-up and had black hair, I summoned them onto the lot..
"Okay Tyral, go flirt with Claudia.... What's that? You have ZERO bolts for each other?!" *checks her token* "Oh right, she's a lesbian!... Okay then, that leaves Noriko... oh wait... no bolts again? WAIT SHE'S A LESBIAN TOO!"

So now Noriko and Claudia have a date, but poor Tyral is still on his lonesome.

"That was close!" I did send a sim to a nightclub I wanted to try out (it did not work so well last time and I wanted to see if my adjustments made it better). Now, there is a rule that the game should not save when the telephone rings and it did not ring when she left. After some time downtown she returned and just as she walked onto the lot the game did set up a phonecall to the lot. It was THAT close.

“Who knew ACR was that fun?”

I said as my 2nd couple acr try for baby for the third time.

To be honest my couples Woohoo to much after I got ACR but meh \---/
It’s fun and unexpected
And they do stuff unexpected and together with the other mods I see some pretty fun ass scenarios here and there

me: Mmmmmmm a man is looking for a job while he has to take care of the twins and a older toddler boy
let me see which one is good for him just like what he wants


while i only focussed on the man's job i got this other message about what a woman should do about something i didn't got the time to wrote
and after i clicked something by accident, i was all like: UGH SCREW ME, thank god it ended up very good because the woman got 1 point of creative so luckily me
but the woman could've been fired because i clicked the wrong answer/choice so i ended up pretty good

guess what: i learned not to just focus on 1 sim but also the other sims

"The organisers got planning permission for that how?!?"

Margaret James went to work in the evening, due to finish partway through the night. Fair enough. Then there was a pop-up (thanks to the after-work activities mod) about her going with her colleagues to a concert. Wait a moment - there's a concert starting at 3 am? (OK, my neighbours in the real-life flat next to me woke up everyone in hearing range with an impromptu rehearsal at 2:28 am once, but that was a rehearsal, not a concert!) Surely the artist would wake up the neighbours - unless this is so far away that public transport or a taxi is needed to reach the venue. The former would be quite unlikely at 3 am and the latter would be a bad idea because Margaret is about $1000 short of her weekly rent, the bill for which is in her mailbox already.

"Well that makes more sense then".

Margaret eventually came back two days later. I guess what she and her colleagues actually went to was a music festival. It was slightly surprising that she still had a flat by that point...

"God that's one ugly toddler". When I have some very unusual (but not freaky!) Sims have a baby.

“Lucas you should stop walking into the living room while your parents woohoo”

I say as it is already too late

"You guys really like to get yourselves in weird places, don't you?"

Looks like Hope is really into music...

One time I caught myself singing "why did you lag so suddenly" to a religious song melody...

At least she seems to be enjoying herself.

"I think I'd better reload."

What on earth were you doing?

I wanted to set everyone's hunger to 50% so they'd eat together at the table. I set it to 0% instead.

That first kiss cutscene. Everybody's dead but I still love you. XD

"oh thank god"

Me after Malcolm saved his pregnant wife after she burned to death in the kitchen.
Take THAT Grim Reaper!

That MIGHT have been a tad too low, sweetie. :3

Quick backstory:

My heir Aidan married his college sweetheart Lora and moved her back home. He invited over his old childhood friend Karen and she autonomously flirted with him--triggering the 'you cheating jerk!' slapfest. So because the drama made me LOL I moved Karen in. They woohooed in the photo booth, which led me to check the pregnancy scanner. Lora is pregnant with his baby. Karen is also pregnant:

"oh she's having twins! lol"

I actually snorted while laughing at those pics. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

while trying to get puppy's

me: Mmmmmm i don't notice a thing about a pregnant pet,
2 simsday later: huh what's happening? oh wait there's a puppy or puppy's

but what should i name them? oh wait i get it

"Okay, let's just pretend this makes sense."

Is that even usable? XD

Nope, but it's in my building neighborhood so it doesn't have to be.

(I put Billielith's custom Undertale radio station in my game. And turned it on. Anime-watching 15yo son lounging next to me.)

Son sits up, with this shocked look on his face. He can't believe what he's hearing.

"Mom! What is that? Is that . . . Mom, how did you get Undertale in the Sims? That's Epic!"
"It's just a mod, Son."

"Well, that escalated quickly. Didn't think he was your type." - After one conversation, Mata Dore and Gilbert Jacquet begin making out at the SkEYE Corp Laboratories. Adam Splitter then turned to them and started clapping.

"HONEY, I AM HOME! I missed you so bad, baby!"

Me, cooing over the first loading screen after two months without playing.

@Annorah
You got your new computer? Hooray! Have fun! :lovestruc

"I knew I shouldn't have brought the big telescope." After Chester Geike got abducted and impregnated on the night he moved in.

Situation in game:
Tinsel Town couple just had quads. Mother is overwhelmed by fact. Father is remote and not even actively helping her with them.
She gets the want of "no baby". He gets the want of 'have 10 children"
I say:
"Are you freaking kidding me? You can't handle what you have, and you want more? No way, no how and never, buster! Keep it in your pants!"
Then I turn ACR's birth control on to "never get pregnant again" for her.
I think that was appropriate, don't you?

"Oh god. I'm sorry."

Steve Dore came home from school, put his homework down, and dropped dead of disease. Nobody else was home to help him.

God. If he wants more kids, he's gonna have to go elsewhere to get some

Just yesterday- “don’t cheat with your husbands roommate, you just got married one hour ago!” They has ONE flirt interaction days before she was engaged.

That kinda sums up the school experience.

"You two aren't even trying to listen to each other, are you?"

Caesar Rafferty was on the phone, but between baby Fanta crying and the helicopter making a racket outside, there's no way he and the guy he was talking to could have heard a word the other was saying. They didn't seem to notice, though.

"I'm not going to ask." - Upon discovering two male, and very straight, Sims standing around naked in a room with a dog.

"I'll find a use for these one of these days."

Change the second 0 to a 2. I'm sure we'll all still be playing in 2027. XD

I was being bad to one of sims but she looked at me directly and gave me a smirk. Too scary.

"No no no no no, you suicidal fool! Look at your energy bar! No swimming pool for you! Out, now!"

Every time my depressed sims do this kind of things, concern plagues my mind.

“I didn’t know you could roll a want for 20 children”
//Paul situations 101

Oh my god. you just had a kid. Get off the bed. Thanks ACR.
What -- a chime? But I didn't -- oh. Thanks ACR.
Heh, never thought I'd see a plantsim and a servo making out, in the bathroom of course. Thanks ACR!

I love and hate ACR in equal measures, but I refuse to remove it. The chaos must stay!

Oh, and forgot one.

Roy Wittaker. Roy, Roy, Roy. The teenage boy did nothing wrong. He's just there, being a teen. There is NO reason to trap him in a room and poke him for literal HOURS. Chill.

Yup. ACR has made me a lot of babies who I adore.
They make babies while I go grabbing coffee or something.

Context?

She has a CC toy for toddlers that increases the cleaning skill. Despite there being nothing in the unmodded game that allows toddlers to learn the cleaning skill, the toddler rolled a want to increase the Cleaning skill.

"Nope. I'm not downloading any more clothes."
After an hour of trying to change everyone's outfits to suit a season, their personalities and lifestyles:
"Ok, I *am* downloading new clothes."

"just ooooone household more"
I say as I should stop playing sims bc I have important stuff to do.

omg god dammit book a vacation you stupid woman so you can relax for a little bit and maybe find some stuff you never saw before!!!
and take your husband on vacation too, don't be so lazy

yes that's what i literally said while playing sims 2

"Where the hell is the fruit bowl?"
"I just saw that bloody spice rack before!"
I think I'll create a collection folder for 'clutter'.

"I just spent five days merging CC so I'd have less files in my folder. I don't think adding 300 windows and doors is going to help much."

"He's your cousin and you're both robots, why do you care that he walked in on you?"
"Oh my god you filthy robot" (for context, my friend's sim decided to strip down and give himself a sponge bath in the kitchen...in front of his boyfriend. *shrugs*)
"Hey baby ya wanna go yell at some apples?" (Turns out they're the spices from one of the houses in Desiderata Valley but my friend and I thought they looked like fruit)
"Why did I think this was a good idea" when I decided to make a single mom with 4 toddlers....first go at it ended with the social worker.
"Where the heck did you get that TV dinner from???"
"Did you...The heck? You're a DOCTOR for gods sake wash your hands you know better than that!" Because for some reason none of my sims will wash their hands after autonomously using the toilet.
"I'm...What am I doing this house shouldn't be standing it defies physics. ...Why am I building this," as I'm having way too much fun in build mode.
"What. HOW did you open a second instance of yourself?? ...And now you're just gonna quit responding...*rolls eyes*" When I learned why you save often when building.
"Why can't I find the right hair?"
"Why do I have this same exact hairstyle, in the exact same color, 3 times?? Which one even is this anyway there's no tooltip?" The all too common, I assume, "which CC is this" struggle
And that's just with TS2. Said friend and I have a bunch about her TS4 game.

"You are, like, five. Why on Earth do you want to buy a bar?"

Toddlers occasionally roll wants to buy shrubs. A bit young to be thinking about the landscaping.

Jhonattan Goth got abducted by aliens, fell in love with Mata Dore, got married, and moved in with her and Dr. Adam. It was a time for him to give birth.

"He will have quads, he will have quads, I just now it."
"I KNEW IT!"
"Wait. I don't have names for four babies."
"This house is going to get crowded." - now Mata wants to have baby of her own. And she also wants Jhonattan to meet aliens again.

For alien babies, I like this list.

Ahh, Nameberry. The inspiration behind half of my sims names.

"Okay, that's one, two, three... eleven pages of recolours for this one dress. This is fine."

"You're lying on YOUR bed. Stop going to your daughter's bed to WooHoo with tonight's date!"

"Get out of my house random guy, it's like 2 Am" -First time with FreeTime

Ok so what I said as I was playing was actually to my sister in a snapchat, no less, but, there's a lead up to it - so bear with me.

My goal was to take some re-shoots of pics for a sims 2 story. First thing I had to do was go change some sims' clothes because I decided I didn't like the original outfit. I have the gussy up mod, however that doesn't work if the sim in question is in a single household so the only way is to manually go in and have the sim change. This guy is in a single household.

I load his apartment, make him change clothes, right after that, the game crashes. Sigh.

Ok Try again. This time game crashes as I load his apartment. Grrr.

Ok this time I try loading another sim in the same apartment - it goes straight to build mode. WTF?

Now I have a problem I need to try to solve! Move second sim out and in to another apartment to test if he's causing issues. He's fine and playable. Double WTF?

Ok, so I go back to first guy who needs to change clothes and load his apartment...it loads? Hmmm *narrow eyes*. SAVE QUICKLY BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS AGAIN!

Whew. Good. First step done.

Second step is to load my community college lot, which is...quite large.

EVERYTHING IS PINK, including sims AND FLASHY (kind of expected something like that but still peeved about it). Instead of quitting the game entirely, I just exit to hood view, nothing looks amiss; hold my breath and try loading the lot again.

Everything looks fine. I CAN'T EVEN (after an hour), with this game sometimes, but then...something is not fine. The first thing I see is Randy Jr.(whom my sister made his parents a few years ago so all Randy-Spawn in the hood are considered hers), and this is when I say what I say while I play (as I snapchat my sister):

"[sister's name!], I had such a time getting to this point and into this lot and the first thing I see is F***ing Randy Jr. letting himself go *zooms into my screen to show an overweight Randy Jr.* - this is your fault! I don't know how, but I'm blaming you for this!"

Resolution: I got my pics re-shot all fine and my sister called me and told me that Randy has low metabolism.

While telling a new friend why I like the look of the Sims 2: "In the Sims 3, everyone looks like they're descended from the Pillsbury Doughboy. It's got weird lighting sometimes too. The Sims 4 is nice-looking but I like to pretend it doesn't exist."

"Please don't crash!", said it before/while saving. Game's been unstable lately...

My sims wouldn't stop crying over their aspirations and I was getting really irritated, so the words "I'll give you something to cry about" slipped out.

Whoops.

"Can I buy your love?"
A kid had low aspirations since I had cheat-aged her up twice in a rush, but she wanted a lemonade stand which was easily fixable before I exited the lot.

"O-o-okay."
Sigma said goodbye to a visitor and he did so with a kiss. I had no idea they had that kind of relationship or even knew each other to that extent. And, well...
"What the-- he's not even in your relationship panel!"

"Ew. We'll sell that one."
Buddha was painting and I came to see what he was doing. It was a picture of two shady-looking clowns. No thanks.

"Oh, honey, how do I explain this to you?"

Gvaudoin wishes to get an A and simultaneously fears going to school... I do not think she understands how the grades system works.

"Please don't crash!"

"Please don't start flashing pink!"

Have been saying and praying for these things not to happen upon saving, loading, etc... :')

"What do you mean, you want to ask him home? That's your boyfriend, you live together!"

"Stupid! How could I forget to save!!" After playing a very large household for too long and it totally TOTALLY froze...had to actually turn off the computer. Then had to go back to same house, take care of 5 toddlers, 4 adults about to get old, 4 teens going to college, and 2 births. And that's why I had to stay up till 3am.

Sim: Pops up a thought bubble indicating he's hungry.

Me: "The dorm cook's on duty and free will is turned on. If you're that hungry, go eat!"

Sim: Ponders for a moment and then wanders off to chat with a dorm-mate. (He's Popularity and I guess making friends is more important to him than eating.)

"Get out of the bowling lane, you stupid gits! How did you even get in there?"

"Well, that's so very nice of you!"
A townie called Group Home and offered a discount for furniture out of blue. The discount came right in time when Claire was wondering how to afford new bunk beds.

"Farty boy. Go get a check-up" thats what I said when Nathan Gavigan keeps farting right after eating food four days in a row.

"Screw it. I'll play some Strangetown."

(After a Drama Acres household crashed on me twice while I was saving prior to going out to the owned business.)

Not so much what I said to my Sim when I was playing, but rather what my Sim said to me when I wasn't playing!

As some of you know, Andrew Jones, the blond teen boy in my avatar, whom I created at the very beginning of my game, doubles up as my imaginary friend. Only of course he's not really imaginary, since I know where he lives, who his mum is, what he looks like, who his friends are, etc., etc., and I can see him any time I care to open up the game and go to 19 Chorus Court, Veronaville.

Anyway I was enjoying an imaginary conversation with him as I took the dog for a walk. I think we were talking about friendship and Andrew was suggesting I really ought to have some friends nearer my own age, when suddenly he said, "I think you'd make a good pair with Chester Gieke." I think I was speechless. I've never even admitted to being gay; it was illegal where I live until comparatively recently. But there is an extraordinarily high proportion of gay Sims in my game, so you can draw your own conclusions. And I think Andrew has drawn his. I know many of us spend a lot of time pairing up our Sims, or watching whom they choose for themselves. But when your Sims start pairing you up with other Sims!?

Me and Chester Gieke? What do you think? I don't even know him -- he's still in the family bin. (I wonder how Andrew knows him. But of course Andrew's a Knowledge Sim and he knows everything!) So probably the first thing I should do is find a house and move him in to it. And I suppose I really ought be careful choosing a house for him; after all if Andrew's right, I could end up sharing it with him! He's only got §20,000 though. How about one of those little houses in Greaves Avenue, Downtown?

On second thoughts maybe I should have posted this in the "You've been playing The Sims too much" thread. Or at least thinking about them too much!!

I think you should check your turn-ons panel to see if you like red heads.

Also, move him in!

http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Chester_Gieke

Chester Gieke :lovestruc One of my favourite sims, but please note that he is a bit of a philanderer, and many sims seem to love that red hair of his

You'll all be pleased to hear that Chester Gieke moved into 36 Greaves Avenue in downtown Veronaville today. Maxis gave that house most of the essentials, but I made a few changes for him before he moved in. One of the changes I made was to add an outdoor chess table. This was clearly a good choice -- he made a bee-line for it as soon as he arrived!
Initially he had an LTW to become a master criminal. I know I could never really relate to a professional criminal, so that had to be changed. I have an Any LTW for Any Aspiration mod, and I rerolled his LTW with the batbox. He got 50 dream dates! Do you think they'll all be with me? (I can't imagine that I'd be anybody's idea of a dream date!)

[What I said to him -- the official topic of this thread:] "I hope you like your house. I've tried to make it nice for you."

How do you sleep while the bed is burning?

Well, they do say that some Sims are hot in bed!

"No, Delilah is not available to talk. She is not available to talk for the same reason she was not available to talk when you called at this time yesterday, and the day before. Delilah is not available to talk because she is on her way to class - a class YOU are teaching. I think that's something you might reasonably be expected to know."

"Sooo Nervous, you have a 3 bolter... BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE DINA FREAKING CALIENTE?!" I have a mega/uberhood and welp... I'm done. I'm out.

Me: "Noooo don't woohoo that troll!" (I blame ACR.)

My husband's reply after overhearing:

"What are you her mother? She can woohoo whoever she wants!"

Me: "I'm her deity. So no, she can't!"

"You only meet each other four hours ago!"
Said when my sim and Abhijeet Deppiesse decide to woohoo after just meeting each other. (Blame ACR)

I notice that there is a lot to blame ACR for lately...

I mean, ACR is one of the best reasons to shout at your sims. It's like you want them to do this stuff on their own but then you disapprove of their choices.

"I don't think he's getting the hint."

Patricia was congratulating Gabe on their first kiss, over and over, while Gabe just stood there looking gormless.

Dear Whimsical Self,

Why did you deliberately make a townie replacement mod that resulted in the creation of Herakles Sugar-gum, Galadriel Beefwood, and Scamander Cow-itch? I'm not even sure if those are the most outlandish ones of the bunch... Should we keep the names anyway?

Sincerely, Confused Self

Yes, ACR. I usually love it because I CAN make Sims faithful. But when unrelated teens are raised together, the day they become (what, 14?) they keep sneaking off to the only (overused) double bed ..STOP THAT! Five minutes later.. "relax" WTF you're supposed to be cleaning the bathroom/studying/feeding the dog.. STOP THAT! OK fine, you naughty girls are all going to go live with your mean aunt, Pimple Crumplebottom! And no, you may not invite some boy over, or bring him home from school, or sneak out, or go ANYWHERE! And yes, it could have been the boys that leave, but dad can teach them about exercise and fixing things.

Interestingly, on the subject, look into the Westermarck effect, particularly the bit about the kibbutzim.