granted, but you failed.

I wish I had a better day today.

Granted, but you'll make up for it for the rest of your life!!

I wish, my dad would have my car fixed already!

granted, but your house falls down the moment u get out to go in your car.

I wish I have some chocolate cake.

Granted, but it has blood-sucking maggots crawling out of it (ugh)

I wish I had an extra 500 bucks

granted but u spend it on a pushchair for babies.

I wish I had a wish no one will spoil in the next post.

Granted, but we spoil it in the post after that.

I wish I didn't have homework.

granted, but you have 2x more lessons at school than usual.

I wish that my homework wont take so long to write.

Granted, but school will take longer.

I wish I could install ALL TS2 EPs and SPs.

Granted, but then your computer crashes forever.

I wish I had jam cupcakes. :P

Granted but they're 7 years old and have maggots all over them.

I wish it was Christmas already.

Granted, but you forgot to wakeup

I wish that I knew when I would get better...

granted but its in 5 years.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but it turns out to be your worst wish

I wish that my computer wasn't so stupid

Granted, but then it dies.

I wish my keyboard was cleaner

Granted, but now it's melting.

I wish I never have to sit through another maths lesson...

Granted, but you have to sit through hours of physics instead, which is essentially math masquerading as science.

I wish that my editor would let us write a story on student reactions to The Blobfish. It would be funny. He just has no sense of humor.

Granted, but you'll have to publish it in Wingdings (also, that is one awesome fish!).

I wish I could play on a real life Quidditch team. :P

Granted, but you get hit in the head by a Bludger two minutes into the game and it ends your chances of ever playing it again.

I wish I didn't have to go to lunch today.

Granted, but when you aren't at lunch you're in detention.

I wish my teachers didn't assign any homework at all.

Granted, but then your grade is entirely dependent upon how well you do on tests and quizzes.

I wish that the girl I'm supposed to tutor for NHS would call me back.



There's a school in my city that has an intramural Quidditch team. They and the balls clearly cannot fly, but they run around straddling brooms and the balls are mechanized to zip around on the turf. It's really neat.

Granted, but you'll miss the call.

I wish the snow would melt.



Haha, that's a great idea! I'm tempted to petition for something like that at my school, but administration would probably turn it down.

Granted but it melts in to lava.

I wish my hair wasn't so curly.

Granted, but it's frizzy instead.

I wish that I could just be eighteen and go to college. I'm so ready!

Granted, but they kick you out.

I wish that my cat would stop meowing.

Granted, but now it's barking instead.

I wish chocolate didn't have so many calories.