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EEUUU, restaurant speed dating fail!
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Might've ate those beans a bit too fast.
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You're gonna learn how to get clean today!
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Left out as usual. There's a house to build and all they think of is having fun, damn them.
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Candy had always said Steve was never deep enough for her. Apparently he was gone too long proving his worth, for she had found another lover...
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"I got a call today!"
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How could you miss that home run ball? What are we going to pay the bartender now?
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"I'm trying to fish here"
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You filled my purse with concrete?!?! Well now I've got your eye, bunny cakes!!
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Man: NO, I swear I'm not having an affair with that woman in the pink dress! And that wasn't a REAL kiss...it was just a "family kiss", yea that's the ticket..she's my err ...second cousin.
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The surprise engagement was temporarily halted when Sheila realized that Jello made her vomit.
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Oh, just wait 'til you hit middle school!
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Don thought he was about to get into the foursome of his dreams, but little did he know that Revenge, Inc., and the Goth fortune were about to change his life forever...
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You know what they say about those hippies!
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"C'mon, if you can't trust your future self, who can you trust?"
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"You're under the weather, eh? Well consider yourself lucky you can stick your head above the clouds! I'm feeling green all over with this soup!"
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"Too much acid rain."
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I don't get "acid rain" And did you notice they guy is dressed really oddly. But especially - HE'S BITING HER NOSE! Maybe that's how they make babies where he's from.
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Quote: Originally posted by grammapat
That's Wolverine. He's a superhero - one of the X-Men.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character) |
Wolverine, eh? That explains the nose-biting. Foreplay.
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Haha he fell for it!
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"wooahh i've never seen so many books before!"
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"woo hoo! I've never seen so many boobs before!"
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Manuel the Flamenco dance coach was a shorthand typist in a previous job.
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Why isn't this remote working..Dang shut off before you eat the kitty! Oh wait, this is the TV remote. I may have to move...
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