====
or: "MOOOOM help, there's a dog butt on my head!"
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````

As Easter drew closer, the Master Baker really went to town on the decoration of the hot-cross buns

Why is the water so warm? Hey! Did you pee in the hot tub again?

Guy who slapped the other guy: This is something I learnt in the military! *slaps*
The other guy: *dies from slap*
(I'm on iPad, can't upload a picture.)

"Well, there goes my new jacket. Covered in snot!"


(I'm not really sure what happened to her teeth...)

"I'm telling you, the alien had feelers, or antlers or something. And when he threw me out of the spaceship it knocked my teefs out."
======

"Phew, she stinks!"

"Ahh bees, I will no longer break your lodge ..."
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

"Ms Matchmaker, I'm telling you I want my money back. That decorator you set me up with, look what he's done to my walls.....!"

"Huh, I thought Flat Earth Theory was just a conspiracy..."

"Okay, if you're not drunk then this is really sad."

Mmm.... I Smell Hot Dogs!

Oh no, my fireflies got loose!
=====

and no, I didn't PUT the cat there. The stove top is called a HOB, you put it on any counter - but the game still says it's just a counter; so plates of food - and cats - still go there.

Cat: You will feed me that grilled cheese...you will feed me that grilled cheese...and you will lick the pan...

------------------------

"I didn't do it mom! It was my toy kangaroo!"

'Don't bite my finger and let go of my hand!'

"Gonna try to push meh hands really far to phase throught the wall."

Here we go for most random pic ever.

" I'm finally living in my beach house...no furniture, no lights, no fancy clothes, but I'm cool now! Guess I'll walk to the gas station to buy a hot dog and use the bathroom"

==========================

'I didn't sign up for this! When they asked me to clean a burned house, I didn't expect it to be still burning!'

Gag, you really stink at bowling
===
I got nothing..

Here is one from an old neighborhood...

'When they come take me, Yoda will come too'

"Blllrg, you hit me so hard my eyes fell out!"

Olive: "Who needs another husband when I have you?"
Dog: "Please don't kill me..."

"Ahhh".... "Oh darn I wet myself".... *checks her pulse* "Oh cra..." *drops dead*

(Servo) Arghh! Someone stole my house walls!

Is that an egg trickling down my back?

"Want to use the computer? You have to fight me first."

Don't judge me; I don't have money for clothes. Well, I HAVE clothes, but none of them FIT since I'm eating nothing but pizza. But I AM paying the bills!
===============

Girl (nervous about first kiss) - "When I get nervous, my hands create bubbles"
Boy - "Wow, that is so hot"

Naked Party!

Daddy always says 'finish what you start, no matter what!'

"Look at me or I will stab myself with this... err... plate?"

---

@venusking please can you obscure the guys butt as per the picture rules here

Sorry about that @Karen Lorraine. I did read the rules, but it was awhile back.

Caption: "I can't take it anymore! Why oh why, great plumbob in the sky, did you put in the trips & quads mod?"

Well, I found my glasses, but now I can't get out.

Gnome: So, to deal with it, it is necessary to seek other .... They still know how to kick me!
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

OMGOMG dinner is burning.{elf in back} Lalala I'm going to go smell flowers.
======================

Grim Reaper: Damn mortals, throwing murder parties...

OMG that is a VERY suggestive photo...

"Yeah, your baby over there is making me really randy!"

And keeping with the theme...

Daughter: *chewing food* Hey, daddy, last night mommy invited brother's friend over. You know, that one that just turned into a teen yesterday? Yeah, they talked about 'woohoo' or something and I heard some wrestling sounds from her bedroom.

(Background on the picture below: The two were married. Their elder daughter killed their younger daughter and years later, killed the wife. Soon after this picture, the guy trapped the elder daughter in the garage with rats that cause disease, waiting for her to die. No, that picture isn't supposed to be funny.)

Ghost: Hi handsome, remember you promised to call me out on a date?
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

"She always looks hot when she's worried!"

Let us drink to friends, for a non-drinkers)
___________________________________________________________________________

'She's a child in a woman's body. I'd wish she'd grow up.'

Kid: Hey, calm down, it's not like he's burning the food!

'I'm working my butt off, while the rest is having fun. Not fair. Look at the bags under my eyes, people!'

Help, the stairs are eating me!!!

"I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. It's a funny story, actually. But first, I need you to bring me back a chocolate-banana milkshake. With whipped cream. And a cherry on top. Did you get that? Nod if you understand. Good, because the demon in this piano won't settle for anything less."

I told you not to try to fuse with me again, now you will suffer the consequences of not listening!

Hmm, where there was a book on the psychology ... Maybe it will help me understand these women...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

I heard he was a good kisser, but never expected it to be THAT good!
Here's mine:



Having in mind who he is, your caption made the pic even funnier.

So, every penny followed you home.

(For those of you old enough to remember this) "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super...wait, never mind it's just another UFO"

ARGHHHHHHHH! The tracksuit- it's horrible!

'Aww, shit. First time ever that I see an UFO and now I can't get in because it's on fire. Darn it, my luck!'

Girl with the book: ...and that's mommy and daddy's plan to freeze us!
Snowball woman: Where are you kids? I need to feed you snowballs!
The guy: DERP

All praise the power of the beard!

And it was then that our feline friend realized he was truly, royally-well. You get the picture.

That fracking newspaper is SO long to read..and boring even.

Well, we are finally alone. What should we do now?

'Aren't you adorable!'
'Woman, who are you and can you try not to break my hand? Outsj!'
'Sjeesh, why is it that these akward situations always happen behind me? I should get out less!'

"This will be a fun vacation, mommy and daddy said. Tell that to my butt!"

Oh My God! Will you just order already!

"Don't look at him...don't look at him..."

For some reason, all of the sequins on Olive's new swimsuit suddenly leapt three foot to the left.

best woohoo EVAR

(In my picture, the alien and kid are aunt and niece, the guy is just a roommate who is also a friend with benefits and the lady in the thought bubble is the kid's grandma.)

Hmmmm... I wonder if grandma was like that too when she was younger...

"Always remember the lube!"

For a split second when I first looked at the picture, I thought I was looking at a transparent plant Sim.

Penguin: 'I want that one. Can you get it for me? You're the better jumper. Thanks!'

"THIS IS WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE!"

Blue: My ex hid my gold!
Redhead: EXCUSE ME?! This is going on the news!
Black hair: I'm gonna stab that person in the eyes!
Plantsim (The ex): lol it's in your bathing suit

'Jeez, you look like you just died!'
'Did you already look at yourself in the mirror any time lately? You're ugly, I just look numb with cold.'

"Ta da, I ate all my food!"

"Why, hello there! What a pleasure to meat you!"

From another room:
Mom: Timmy, why is there a cat in the other room?!
Timmy: The Grim Reaper gave it when daddy died!
Mom: Wait, daddy's dead?

Best party EVER! Those ghosts can't get up here, right? RIGHT?
=================

Or how about ...(girl seated) Hay, I was going to eat that! (girl with plates) "Fine, HERE!" 1st girl: "glumph"
Your pic: "Thanks, that was a great date". "Does that mean you're not going to arrest me?"
=========

"Why does he get a plate of sandwiches and I get nothing?"

The man of the house is dressed like a gentleman yet he has the manners of a pig (in front of the ladies, too). Must be hard to let go of the bachelor freedom.

Black haired guy: "I'm not deaf, you know? I can hear what you're both saying about me".
(The other two ignore him and keep gossiping)

Sorry, no photo. I'm on mobile and I can't compress the images.

When this guy went diving and found a mermaid he didn't expect her to be this grumpy!

Not my pic, but one I found in my pic folder. XD

Guy: "I am in Heaven right now...(sniffs)"

Cop: "Oh, my goodness! What are you doing in my garden?!"

Poor woman's snagged in soda rings and nests, yet the guy is suckered into her bait, line and sinker.

Fine, I give up. Now can you tell me where you are? I can hear you, but I can't see you anywhere!

(Guy in snakeskin jacket): Why, what a fine pair or simoleons you have!
(Girl on far left): This party is really great!
(Sim on far right): *sobs* Get me out of this game!

"Is this really the time for a dance party?"

Cat: mistress, from the rotation of the back of the body, the tail will not grow...
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________