Granted, but your a famous porn actress.

I wish my hair was long.

Granted, but it will always be greasy.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Starbucks coffee.

Granted, but it's all cold.

I wish my room cleaned itself.

Granted, but your furniture get's destroyed in the process.

I wish it was nighttime already.

No Kyle! What'd you kill him for? He wasn't THAT stupid *mutters*

Anyway, Dollyrot, granted, but a murderer come gets you in ur sleep.

I wish that all the kids in my school that are either part of the walking dead cool group, bullies or @ssholes (or a combination of the 3) get killed.

Granted, but you're charged with their murders :o.

I wish the 6th Harry Potter movie had come out already.

Granted, but all the copies will be smashed.

I wish that my family didn't have to fight and bicker every 30 seconds.

Granted but you'd have to live in complete silence.

I wish Cailie were mine.

Granted, but you end up having seventeen children and she makes you do all the housework :P

On that subject I wish Aaron was mine.

Granted, but he will always smell like wet dog.

I wish I was shorter.

Granted, but that will be through your bottom half being cut off.

I wish that I won't get bullied anymore at school >.<

Granted, but your the only student left.

I wish I could lose a few kilo's.

Granted, but you have chocolate withdrawals and rob a shop and get arrested and sent to prison.

I wish that our dog would stop jumping up on people.

Granted, but now your dog has no legs

I wish I could have a cuddle.

Aw

Granted, but it's by a grizzly bear *muahahahahaaha* and you're deep in the forest and there's no one to help you...

I wish that I was one of those lucky people who don't randomly burst into tears when they've got PMS.

Granted, but you're like me instead, and you get the most painful cramps which leave you curled up in bed clutching your stomach desperately. And you end up crying from them instead! Isn't life great?

I wish I had some more money.

Granted, but you'd have stolen from it all from a bank. The cops are after you PixCii. :O

I wish I never, ever, ever got my period again. Or cramps, at least.

Ouchy, Pixcii I got small ones, not that bad though.

Granted, but you end up really wanting kids down the road and you can't have them.

I wish that my new computer magically had an extra GB of RAM.

Granted, except you'd get a ram (the animal) in you computer going "baaa".

I wish I were really, super fit.

Granted, except you end up falling off a cliff on your bicycle and becoming a parypleegie thingy (no idea how to spell it! )

Don't forget to wish

I wish these wishes actually came true.

Granted, but there's always something slightly wrong with them.

I wish I had some inspiration.

Granted but you will get inspired by a crazy one-eyed dwarf >< that can't be good

I wish I get a free massage chair

Granted, but it will turn out to be a super intelligent being and take over the world.

I wish I had a new comforter.

Okay, but it's covered in toxic waste.

I wish I had a million dollars.